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BY CARL NAYLOR
A SATIRE
Since the start of the new 55 mph
speed limit 'have read several
"letters to the editor" by citizens
who have observed South Carolina
state legislators speeding on our
highways. One legislator was
clocked at speeds up to 81 mph.
These comments I noted only with
passing interest, I realize our
legislators are just as human as
the rest of us and are tempted to be
a little heavy-footed. But then I
learned that according to South
Carolina law these lawmakers are
completely immune from
prosecution for misdemeanors,
such as speeding, during a
legislative session.
I was shocked! What possible
reason could there be for allowing
these lawbreakers, excuse me --
lawmakers, to rocket down the
highways at 81 mph while the rest
of us are required to cruise along at
a fuel conserving 55 mph. I
couldn't think of any so I decided tc
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be since he has been going to law
school now for the last six years.
"Listen," I said, "how come
state legislators can't get busted
for speeding?"
"Well, they can, but it's really
hard to tell when they're doing
speed. You see, having bloodshot
eyes, being jittery, and running
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"No, no," I said, "I mean
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reason why they are allowed to get
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last week for my - Ethics class on
that very subject."
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obviously called the right person. I
asked him what - he had found out.
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commission may not totally
represent the student body, and
some type of alternate structure
may be more representative, but
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April 25
"Well, first I looked up the law
itself over at the law library. Man
it took me six hours just to find the
law in the book, and then it didn't
give any damn reasons. It just
stated the law section by section,
paragraph by paragraph. It was
enough to make me want to drop
out of law school and ...."
"What did you do then," I said, I .
was getting anxious.
"Then I tried to get in touch with
a friend of mine who is a PR man
with the Governor's office, but he
was out trying to round up people
for a statue dedication."
"To speak?"
"No, to be the audience."
As everyone knows, we pay
mandatory athletic fees each
semester which total to ap
proximately $340,000 per year. The
justification for this offered by the
athletic department is for the
support of minor sports which do
not generate a great deal , of
revenue, such as tennis, golf, and
baseball. I don't understand where
the thin line is drawn to justify the
athletic department's support of
golf and not for other inter
collegiately competitive sports
such as wrestling, soccer, boeling,
and a few others.
Because the athletic department
will not take these organizations
under its wings, these so called
clubs must submit their requost to
SAC. This creates a controversy in
SAC as whether or not to fund these
inter-collegiately competitive
organizations. Since these
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knew my father so well. He said
that there are valid, legitimate
reasons why legislators are
allowed to break the speed limit,
but that he wasn't allowed to
reveal them in the interest of state
security."
Immediately I was on the edge of
my chair again. "State secur
ity!What the hell is 'state
security'."
I quickly reached for my hand
kerchief, again.
"You've heard President Nixon
refuse to give information on the
grounds of 'national security'
haven't you?. Well, this is the
same thing only it's 'state
security.' They can't divulge the
reason since it would endanger the
security of our state."
I slumped to the floor,
exhausted. I decided to give up.
"Thanks a lot, man. Sorry I
bothered you," I said almost in a
whisper. "Oh, hey, what did you
get on your paper?"
"An 'NC'."
controversy arose, but look what
has happened. Women are now a
part of the athletic department.
However, if there has not been
pressure from HEW this would
have never happened. Once a gain,
it seems that pressure will ha ve to
be applied so that students will get
a fair shake from our omnipotent
athletic department. Hopefully,
this pressure will come from the
Board of 'Trustees shortly.
In conclusion, this matter con
cerns many of us. We cannot be
apathetic and let the athletic
department continue their
dominance over everything they
desire. The help of every student is
needed. A letter to a trustee
member or to SGA on this matter
will be quite helpful in this
struggle. The problem gets worse
each year and if something is not
resolved shortly, students will be
the losers.
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I was sorry I asked. "Then what
did you do?" I said trying to sound
as patient as I possibly could. I sat
on the edge of my chair.
"Well, then I went over to the
Capital to see a senator who had
been a friend of my father's. I
asked him why they were allowed
to break the speed limits,
especially now with the energy -
crisis and the new 55 mph speed
limit, and ya know what he did?"
I couldn't answer.
"Well, " he continued quickly,
"as soon. as I said that he grabbed
my arm and dragged me into his
office and locked the door. Then
he went into his private bathroom
and turned on the spigot full blast.
Funny thing about that bathroom it
was so clean I'd swear it had never
been used."
"C'mon .man, get on with it.
What did he say?" I was getting
annoyed.
"OK, OK, settle down. He said
that . . . well he whispered it ac
tually . . . that he would tell me
what he could but only because he
organizations know that their
funding will be questionable, their
requests are for mere survival and
nothing more. With rising costs,
especially in travel, all
organizations need more money
each year. However, with a
leveling of enrollment, no ad
ditional money is available to SAC.
Thus, someone must suffer.
A possible solution to the
dilemma is in the hands of the
athletic department. There is no
reason why $20,000 to $40,000 per
year of the $340,000 we pay for
athletic fees could not go to SAC,
earmarked for club sports. The
athletic department, of course, will
not go along with this. They say
that it will be detrimental to them
because this student money is an
integral part of their budget.
They said the same thing when
the women's athletic funding
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