The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 25, 1974, Page Page 6, Image 6
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"HEY, CABBIE,
Hollings Visit
Questionable
1o the Editor;
On Wednesday, Feb. 13, the
Student Senate of this university
was honored by a most
distinguished visitor,United States
Senator Ernestrlollings The good
Senator, reportedly here to visit his
student daughter, was asked to say
a few words by SGA Vice president
Leigh Leventis The Senator, of
course, consented.
Satire
Shortag4
USC Coi
Another pressing shortage has
struck the Carolina community,
the toilet crisis. Many of our faith
ful subscribers no doubt: felt the
presence of this shortage waiting
for tickets and attending the Notre
Dame game.
The cause for this shortage has
been attributed to several factors.
The recent increase in beer and
cheap wine consumption, the gas
shortage and the University
Dining Service have all been
suggested.
Although many (those living and
eating off-campus) have claimed
ignorance of this shortage, the
administration, as usual, was
quick to act. Bathrooms in various
buildings on campus have been
cordoned off for faculty use only.
Also quick to act was an irate
group of student radicals who are
organizing a sit-in in various
restrooms around campus
protesting this administrative
action as well as the long-sitting
occupation of the lower-floor
'bathrooms of the Russell House by
the Gay Liberation Front.
An angry spokesman for the
GLF said, "We need the restroom
a lot more than those guys do.
We've got squatters rights. We've
had priority on these restrooms for
a lng time n.m,"
WHO WER 'TMOSE GUYS, ANYWA
Our Mail
All of which is very nice and
spontaneous I'm sure and has
nothing to do with all of the fren
zied maneuvering going on behind
the non-partisan facade of student
government. It does concern me
that the good Senator took the
opportunity afforded by his
'casual' visit to such fine young
Democratic friends as Rita
McKinney as occasion for a
political speech.
The brief remarks of the
presently unopposed Senate in
cumbent became, somewhere
along the line, a rather less than
Strikes
nmunity
There have also been complaints
about the inequity of toilet
distribution. The state legistature
has proportionately a large
number, and it is rumored that Sol
Blatt has 90 or more for his personal
use.
There have been a number of
suggestions for the alleviation of
this problem. W. E. Simmon
suggests that persons with odd
social security numbers be allowed
to use campus facilities on odd
numbered days, and those with
even on ev.en numbered days.
The University Library system
has suggested that a scanning
system for IDnumbers be installed
in USC facilities to regulate their
use. USC officials, however, op
pose this plan because of its high
cost.
The SAC suggests that all toilets
now in operation be should con
verted to coin-use immediately , or
the student activities fee should be
increased to allow for more toilet
installation and use.
The YAF is opposed to any plan
involving payment of any sort.
One member said, "I don't see why
I should have to pay for something
I don't use."~
However, the SAC still urges that
this be instituted as soon as
possible and we couldn't
agree. .more.
non-partisan exposition of his
views on Watergate, Vietnam, the
poor and disadvantaged, the
Republicans and the Democrats. I
must admit myself puzzled as to
why an incumbent of such strength
feels it necessary to begin cam
paigning so soon. I have an idea
his purpose was to lend rather than
gain strength. At any rate this
incident raises some interesting
questions.
Is SGA, or rather the small
clique who runs the machine,
exempt from the rules and
responsibilities that govern the
rest of the Student Body? At some
point this sort of thing ceases to be
1e posturing and resume building
that most consider SGA to be and
becomes serious political abuse.
Frankl.' anything that deals in the
area of $500,000 is to my mind no
longer trivia.
The vast majority of students
who, indix idually or through their
own stu" :t organizations desire to
present a speaker to their fellow
students are confronted with a
mass of bureaucratic red tape. I
can assure you that those students
less favored than SGA by the
beneficence of the Administration
have to make sure that every 'i" is
dotted and "t" crossed before
gaining approval for their plans.
There is also the question of
using student money for political
purposes. I have heard it said by
some members of SGA that
spending students involuntary
contributions on such matters was
perfectly all right as long as the
candidates were the "right" sort
who "were for the students". I
assume this pre-supposes
ur.animnity among our 20,000
member student body. I wonder
just who is to determine what is
"good" for thestudentsand who is
the "right" sort of candidate? I
wonder who Mr. Allen Ward and
his friends have in mind? I wonder
if my fellow students also view
themselves as so incompetent that
a cliquish junior grade political
machine( has to make their politcal
andl( economic decisions for them
opinion
"It is a newspaper's duty to print
the news,and raise hell."
--Wilbur F. Storey,
The Chicago Times, 1861
Little Kid
Politicians
Once again, it's that time of year.
The early spring, when all the little-boy (and
girl) politicians get together in the often-abused
travesty known as student government elections.
And unfortunately, it is beginning to appear that
in their quest for positions of dubious power,
USC's status-seekers are going to follow
somewhat the same trend that has plagued the
elections for the last few years.
Students at this school for too long have been
inundated with a continuing series of oc
currences that have reduced the elections to
absurdity; everything from slanderous rumors
to self-centered clowns seeking notoriety and
attention. This year is no different.
Rumors about various candidates have
already started to fly. The Gamecock is
preparing itself to be hit with an influx of lies
designed by one candidate to 'politically' destroy
another. Fabricated letters to the editor con
cerning one candidate's alleged misdoings have
always been a part of student elections and
undoubtedly will remain.
In the past, this has been condoned, not so
much by choice as by a lack of action on the part
of student agencies established to keep the
elections on the level. Judging from what The
Gamecock, has heard recently, the Elections
Commission had better check out the rumors
and, if they are untrue, burn the people
responsible.
Then, of course, there is the Bison party. It's
rather difficult to take someone seriously who
insists that his middle name is Bison or wears
newspaper clippings dealing with the Hearst and
Murphy kidnapings pinned to his shirt. He
commented that the blue pinhead attaching the
clippings matched the color of the shirt.
Following this act is some guy in a ridiculous
outfit and an altered student ID card calling
himself Budman. When someone is willing to
degrade himself that much for a little attention,
he deserves it. He's not making a mockery of the
system; he's making a fool of himself.
So, here we sit. Surrounded by some people
who insist upon slinging lies to win, and others
who, in their futile attempts at veiled dissent,
will become the laughing stock of the university
before the week is out.
Although Rita McKinney's Administration
perhaps has beenUSCs most powerful in recent
years, it still has suffered a great deal of verbal
abuse that has been valid in many instances. But
until little people cease playing political games
at this low level, the system of student govern
ment is never going to meet the expectations
upon which it was originally built.
Politics is a game for professionals and no one
at this school has exhibited the desired
professional qualities. All the amateurs do is
screw up the system in their attempts to play a
game at which many professionals cannot
succeed.
Meanwhile the student constituency, in its
inimitable manner, sits back and laughs,
uncnerned.