The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 06, 1973, Page Page 6, Image 6
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Pinafore," there appears a elus
great little song about how Buik
to rise to importance and Pape'
prominence in the Queen's .UmW
Nav-ee Youi jus t polish the else.
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for Gilet andfaivales Mr.e
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toT ris to orance ahn ship.
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duty to print
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ersity politics- littl4
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His ace number ont
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mnder, does all thi
in a case like this thai
ometim es wonder ii
Witten is employed
>rs aweigh, Chuck
the pirate after your
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Craft Ebbin
"Despite the fact I went to
college, I still got an education." F.
Scott Fitzgerald
"Martha and I aren't having BY BO
anything, we are simply walking Associt
what's left of our wits."
Edward Albee
Woolf"~"Who's Afraid of Virginia
Barmecide, name of an eighth
century noble Persian family, one
of whom served a begger an
imaginary feast -in the Arabian
Nights.
The American Heritage Dictionary
of the English Language
It's over. As the last days of my US
college years and experience slip
away from me, floating into the Mel
section of my memory marked
"The Best Years of My Life," I
stand now in a sweet and transient
spot. The place is in twilight and
before the whistle blows in the
station for the train out of town, I
have one last moment to analyze
what theese past four years have
meant.
I have been to college during an he
extraordinary period in American
History. I have seen the pressures of th
on a country that were
awesome and how these pressures
affected this University. I have
seen riots and Guardsmen in the
street. I have seen opened heads
and have experienced pepper gas. nm
And perhaps more interestingly, I The
have ridden the wake of this and this ti
have seen where it has taken us. about t
It has taken us to the raw edge of too bus
paranoia, where it is no longer near th
possible to joke about phones being
tapped and thus and such; we are This
beyond that into Edge City where goes to
every hand carries a knife and and tri
where it is not safe to talk to paying
anyone. We are on the plain where proces,
paranoia and cynicism meet and realm
shake hands; where we no longer distrac
look forward but look back with downri
fondness to the things we left
i behind.
That is too far afield, though. In t
What has happened here at this sheepsi
University? What has this ex- uK. Th
perience. meant to me and those of Know
1 my acquaintance? pBeaut
The University has not been able parts
to arouse the mass studentry to dicativ
anything approaching support or There
even passive acceptance since the Tetre
3 riots on anything other than the fotred
) attendance of major athletic evenind
events. eem
There is no political con- followit
sciousness or even consciousness This
of academics. The continuing with an
problems of organizations to is sha:
recruit and keep new members in happen
the ranks, the apathy that is spread imagin
like thick fog over the campus is doesn't
mute witness to this. Ther'e a
This is a suitcase college. A 9-5 here wi
Monday through Friday affair that is, if ti
students come to. Weekdays are place.
simply the links to the weekends, during
Then it is in the car, home to staying
Mommy and Daddy and the high your dE
school honey for Saturday night that c
and Sunday afternoon. This is an Imagin
oversimplification, of course but are sac
the' longing for weekends is very 114.
real So thi
As krmg a's this University con- little m
tinues in this frame of mind, this bottom
will never be a top-notch plete wi
University. The desired ideal of a band ar
cosmopolitan campus where This
students want to stay, where the mean ti
learning experience is exciting and sense;
draws students to it, instead of shakin'
driving them away will never be attracti
reached. ---'
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revailing student motto at few
ae is, "Don't bother me N
etting an educcation, I'm hail
V going to school." This is and
e crux of the problem. ener
and
is a place where one comes, ener
school, parties a great deal nail
Ds to get out to get a better nil
jdb than one's father. In the to e
, anything outside of one's othe
of interest of "study" is drop
:ting, annoying and bar
ght rude. with
Iv
s blindered clamor for the that
in, a lot of psyches get shot and
refrain at exam time of told
where I can score some lear
s?" is a hymn sung in all Igno
f the campus. This is in- I c
that not much learning is been
in the Groves of Academe. little
s no learning going on if an I h
temester of study has to be knov
down in one or two of ci
(s. The courses in rule- acqu
ig march on. at yW
s not a campus for anyone throi
imagination. If the student acqt
p and finds out what's chan
ing quickly enough, his I fi
ation will be a suicide. If he been
it will simply be murder. myst
ire very few who get out of woul
th their psyches intact, that e.g.
ey have them in the first the L
Chances are no. :After' en- a wo
public school for 12 years, tions
in straight lines, keeping news
sk and locker clean and all have
ther sort of nonsense. Moi
ation and a sense of humor that I
rificed on the alter of P.S. freak
Craft
a Univeristy comes down to I ri
nre than a high school at Univ4
for most students, com- can.
th football team, marching I t
id cheerleaders. b ette
is not a sexy place. I don't acqui
iat in a strict biological laudi
there may be a whole lot of Ant
going on, but it isn't really Barr
ve. When I say sexy, 1magn
le
an something that attracts,
nething that is interesting on a
of levels. Sad to say, USC
sn't measure up. There are too
ny rules, too many broken
lies and trees lying around for it
)e sexy. This place is not Dina
rrill in a negligee, it's Don
Atts in a deputy's . uniform
'ing hysterics because Otis has
ken out of the Mayberry jail.
nother disturbing factor about
University is that you can't
r it sing. When people are
ig something that they want to
you can hear singing. There is
inging here. You can't hear this
:e sing and it is disturbing. It is
more disturbing because many
ple can't grasp the concept of,a
ring University or a singing
thing.
,an you hear it sing?" is the
stion that should be asked of
;elf and of other people. It is
( to be seduced by money or
er on whatever scales whether
e or small. Hear the singing
it will never lead you astray.
bere seems to be a per
iveness of tone deafness on this
Ipus.- The rules strangle the
ody and the harmony is
thered under the grade.
udents run into whatever they
find to help pass the time,
gs, booze, sex; it is waiting for
ot at any rate.
any studentshave given up the
t for their own heads and
me boring. They are not
ing for -anything they have
dreams. They are sad.
> music, no laughter in the
s. Everything is deadly serious
there is no time to see an
ny perhaps as a pompous ass
laugh at him, no, he is an
ny who must be fought tooth ,
and to the death.
ave had friends who have had
scape from this country to
r lands, I have had friends
dead on the dance floors of
rooms, I have had friends
er away from drugs. It is sad.
ras told when I was very young
I was cut out to go to college
so go to college I did. I was
that it would be a feast of
uing that would take me from
rance to Learning.
ame here. In.the years. I have
here, I have been taught very
, alniost nothing. Everything
ive gained in the way of
'ledge, I have acquired outside
ass on my own time. I have
ired it at the Gamecock and
USC-AM. I have acquired it
igh reading. I have not
ired it through official
nels.
tel that my college career has
a success. I have exposed
elf to numerous stimuli that I
di not have gotten elsewhere;
he many varied programs of
miversity Union. I have gotten
rking knowledge of the func
and operations of
papers. And to some degree, I
learned to deal with people.
it Important, I have learned
could stop being a grit or a
or whatever and become Bob
at last.
1ay not graduate, but this
hrsity has taught me all that it
hink I have come through
r than many of my
lintances. I have not lost my
or the ability to hear singing.
I there was a table set in the
ecide's house that was
ificent to behold...
-ewell........" "