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Hooe's history of the t
'Verily -this .
BY HARRY HOPE
(Hope's History of the University
was written two years ago and is
being repeated as a public service.
This revised edition, like the first,
bears only coincidental relationship
to the facts.)
CHAPTER 1
There was once, in this land, a
group of eager men of spotless
character and burning eyes who did
gather together and did decide to
build a college.
"Verily this shall be a good col
lege;" they did say. "Yea, verily, I
say unto you, this shall be a college
where all the fine young men of this
state shall gather together and shall.
learn Greek, Latin and Algebra."
"Verily," said one of the wise
men; "we will take unto ourselves
the roughnecks and make gentle
ment of them - 'Emollit mores nec
sinit esse feros.'
"And this shall be a sign unto
them - they shall find a gold ball
wrapped in swaddling clothes and
lying under a tree."
So the wise men did wander the
country and did find themselves a
hilltop in the bity of Blatt, which
is called Columbia. And they did
place the ball onto a monument.
And it came to pass that the sons
of the great and mighty did come
unto the college, which had come
to be called South Carolina College
- and they did find debating
societies and literary clubs.
Verily, these were fine men of
Carolina. They did prosper and
learn, and when they did depart
editorial
Law alonewor
"Equal protection under
because of sex."
This seems a simple statemf
Friedan made the statement o
the Equal Rights Amendme
amendment seems to fit in wil
racy and freedom. The found
created equal. But we know
The meaning changes with th
When they said men, they e>
women are out of the way, lE
by men. They didn't intend to
ones. So the ERA need not bi
when it's passed.
Once it's passed, the legal 1
one. A law on the books is ni
not accept a law, we'll find
purposes. Or, we'll just break~
just because the law says so.'~]
and elect Senators must belie
able as they are.
Friedan said educators, so
advertisers con women int<
-"housewifery and childbeari
perpetuate the myth, but wha1
brother and ministers--those
dren form the attitudes they h
is buried deep into society, pe:
blacks was buried. But in th4
sides didn't believe it; most
they were meant to be subsei
Women's rights workers mu
Friedan said now men must jo
and feminine roles since they
right again, but her optimism
some men willing to fight for
were white abolitionists. B1
exists and some people still a
Friedan's work is admirabi
other rights workers have toi
take generations to penetrate
Equality sounds great, an
toward it, but will we every I
Jniversity
3hall be a gc
from the college, they founded
dynasties, owned slaves and did
strive to do that which their fathers
before them had done - keep the Old
South old.
And it was about the fourth year
of the Reign of Andrew, of Jackson,
and they did build for themselves
indoor plumbing.
CHAPTER II
And there were in those days trou
bled times. A great cry rose above
the land and pestulance and war did
come upon the green hill of the col
lege.
And the young men did march
off unto war. Verily, it did stir the
elders to see these young men in
grey marching off to fight the
demons of darkness. And the grey
men did march with their servants
in chains behind them.
The buildings were silent and
famine took the land.
And one day the Hellions in blue
did come unto the city and with fear
ful horrow and deprecation and
much gnashing of teeth they did
burn the city and did spit upon the
Stars and Bars, the holy ark of the
grits and bacon they did destroy.
And the warriors did come unto
the college, wherein they saw the
dead and wounded. And the hearts
of even the most bedamned men of
blue did quake and tremble at the
sight of the angel of the Lord who
had come to protect the college.
And they did nought unto the cam
pus, and did go else where to com
plete their urban renewal. And the
i't free women
the law will not be denied
nt and a small request. Betty
n campus Thursday to clarify
nt to the Constitution. The
:h American ideals of democ
ing fathers said all men are
they didn't mean it literally.
e group in question.
:cluded women. And now that
At's clarify what they mean
cover all men--just all white
a taken literally either, even
>attle must become a mental
t a fact of life and if we do
a way to interpret it for our
it. So women won't be equal
'he people who hire employes
ye women are equal and cap
ciologists, psychologists and
accepting the female role
tng." True, these people help
about mothers, fathers, older
whose basic contact with chil
old throughout life. This myth
rhaps as deep as the one about
r case of blacks at least both
black people never believed
'vient.
st sometimes fight both sides.
in the fight against masculine
too have been victims. She's
is astounding. Sure there are
women's rights just as there
at racial discrimination still
dvocate white supremacy.
e and commendable. She and
Iched many minds, but it will
them.
d we must continue to work
mow it?
>od college'
leader of the Huns did quoth "War
is Hell."
And when the gallant men in grey
returned, they were without their
servants, who had made off like
thieves in the night. Yea, it is told
unto this very day that a giant
railsplitter did come in the night
and sever their chains.
And they did put on sackloth, pour
ashes over their heads, and wail and
bemoan that which had come to
pass.
In the valley of misery, by the
waters of the Congaree, they did sit
themselves down and did cry with
much wailing and renting of
clothers, "John C. Calhoun, where
are you when we need you?"
And then did thieves come into
the land, the carpetbaggers and
scalawags. And they levied heavy
taxes and did say unto the people,
"Verily we shall make this place in
the image of the North."
And the old men in grey and the
young men in white sheets rose up
against the foes of the Lord of the
South, who is even the Lord of Salva
tion and Slavery.
And these were dark days upon
the land, with much weeping and
wailing, while the young went
awhoring and the old went aklann
ing.
And these were likewise dark
days for the college, for it had fallen
the way of Rome, Ahtens, Cofi
stantinople and Atlanta. Rats did
scramble in the cellars and Yankees
did live in the home which were
once rich.
(Next installment: The South is
saved, and Wade Hampton builds
his hotel.)
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'Getaway' visual,
Action-packed film
MOVIE REVIEW
THE GETAWAY
By DAVID SIMPSON
Sam Peckinpah has established himself as one of the most important
American directors in film today. His trend toward extreme violence
mixed with a poetic sense and rich characters has appealed to both the
discerning filmgoer and the one who goes merely for entertainment. With
The Getaway, however, it seems as it Peckinpah is deserting his thought
provoking form established in The Wild Bunch and Straw Dogs, and simply
reaching out for the public mass-and money.
This is not to say thIat The Getaway is a bad movie. It isn't. It is a
tight-paced, action-packed film, full of visual elements such as slow
motion, that Peckinpah has successfully utilized in his earlier films. The
film, however, is dissapointing, if not senseless. A question may arise
as to why the film was made to begin with, for it has no real point. It
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chestsize.
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