Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Publicit and thE Two student athletes have 1 and dropped from the team be zel, they admitted smoking n Dietzel said that it was unfo publicized, that it only hurt th that if he truly believed it, c the Athletic Department woul This has not been the case. An interview with several s published in The Columbia players rallied not around thei coach; a low blow to a couple Why didn't Dietzel ask the t about the incident? And if one is to believe the i booted them out of the Roos1 a place to sleep on their own were given a room in Bates H Ultimately the question tha is telling the truth? Some pe seem to doubt that Dietzel's st effort should be made to fin a straight story. The Gutenberg E 'Rednec BY HARRY HOPE Strom Enterprises today announced the opening of "Redneck World" located in historic Darling ton County, amid the scenic dirt farms and grit farms of South Carolina's rural Pee Dee section. Imperial Wizard Robert Scoggin announced the plans to a news con ference at the base of the Confeder ate statue in the Darlington County Courthouse Square. "It's going to be a fine place for good, Christian families of white Southern origin," he said. "We're gonna put it up right where 41 brave southerners overturned two buses full of darkies in Lamar and thus died trying to save the South for God. Citizen sanity Rejoi( BY STAN SEARS Citizen Sanity picked up the phone. A voice whimpered, in per secuted innocence, pleading for help. "Sanity, they got me. Sonny and the boys." "No," cried Sanity, feeling like an old man who has strived to lead the good life, only to be picked up on a vagrancy charge, because he didn't cater to the styles of others. "...walked into my house and this madman started rushing at me. I ran. Hell, I thought he was armed. They wanted to shoot me." Sanity listened to the story. The same familiar story. Forces in gov ernment were breaking into peop le's homes and arresting them for possesion of a "drug" similar to our marijuana. The arrests were grow ing more frequent as the election neared. Sanity feared what would happen. Many were becoming disgruntled at the actions. A degeneration of morals was taking place. Not a degeneration of morals as many would think, (orgies, growing rings of crime, murders, etc.) This was of a more serious nature. Forces in government were depriving opposing factions from truth een thrown out of the Roost ause, according to Paul Diet iarijuana during this season. rtunate that the incident was e players. Yet, it would seem Dmment from the Roost and d be kept at a minimum. tarting football players was Record Wednesday, those ir teammates, but around the of guys in a tight situation. eam not to make comments wo players involved, Deitzel and expected them to find -in their cars perhaps. They ouse. t must be dealt with is, who sople around the University )ry is the whole truth. Every d out exactly who is giving xperiment k World' "We are basing our plans for Red neck World on Disneyland and Walt Disney World," he added. Some of the attractions are: The Old Plantation - "Harken 1 back to gracious living before the days of the Northern Invasion. Here you will sip mint juleps under 1 mossy oaks and watch darkie slaves 1 - who know their place - pick cotton i in the fields all day long." The Old Country Store - "Com- ( plete with radio which blares Gos pel music and Billy James Hargis sermons all day long. Come on in i and set a while: drink yourself a Red f Rock Cola and eat a Slim Jim beef l stick. Every day at 2:30 two New i Jersey Yankees try to rob it but are stopped by the courageous I storeowner and his 12 gguge shot- t Orwe their liberties, people were' imprisoned for political reasons, people were imprisoned for social reasons, etc., etc., bloody etc. f "It'll be the standard $100 and a haircut," the judge smiled at the C students in front of him. "Of ficer, was the warrant issuedj to you?" Asked the attorney. C "No, the officer wasn't feelin'r well, you know," the "supposed" police officer smiled, grinning in t ignorance at the judge. "That'll be enough," ordered the stern judge. "Your honor, we're just looking for CA USE for the warrant to have i been issued," answered the attorney. "Well, that's enough," growled the judge. If you can't trust a judge, who can you trust. Right now, Sanity writes, (I am only the messenger of his accounts) the judges have submit ted to forces of another world. They are no longer our peers nor our pro tectors. They have turned to lecher ous ways of greed. Honesty has fal len from the courtroom, only to be replaced by savagery and primitive tests of conformity. The tests that we once called primitive, such as "trial by fire"are now merely supplemented with a I, to oper un." Becky's Place - "A converted )untry store with a beer cooler, a Dol table and a country music juke Dx. Every afternoon is Saturday Pternoon, as you join in the fun of etting drunk and trying to outrun e Highway Patrol. And of course, iere is the sign 'We reserve the ght to refuse service to anyone." The First Original Free Will hurch of the Lord Jesus Christ the postolic Nazarene - "A revival very night! Come hear the preach g of the Rev. Tommy Lovelace, rmer acrobat who knows 7,000 ible verses, who plays the piano ith his toes and uses his puppets, pot the Dog and Mr. Wood, to bring te true gospel of Jesus Christ to Lis sinful world. You will be called I, your helpful hint course" before we Lust undergo a second chance. hat is, if we make it through the rst. There is no longer a search >r criminals, but a fabrication of riminals. Instead of watching >mething before making a value idgement and then prosecuting the 'iminals, citizens are chosen and Latched to a crime. Actually, it has ftten to be a game. One need only ike a venture to the Columbia Dlice department to see that. lolumbia being a surrealistic town us, being in Sanity's world). This is not to accuse any in our 'orld of taking such actions, one eed only take a look at one occur ace after another. Citizen udents of Carolina, you need only sk yourself: How "moral iarding" is a Judas-type character ho poses as a friend and then urns your name into the police les because he has been paid by ie forces in power to "create a siminal". Yet, this is how warrants re issued. "A reliable source who has pro ided reliable information to us on revious occasions," quote from ifinite police warrants. The "reliable source" Is a friend yours who has prostituted him slf and is about as pure as the Vn P A IE I GIDDY- UP! in Dar a worthless sinner; you will be damned to hell; you will be told that you will have no hope of salvation unless you give twenty dollars to the building fund. Top gospel groups such as Bonnie Lou and Buster, the King's Highwaymen, the Good News Trumpeters and the Four Gospelaires. Hear Tommy tell how he found God as he was falling off a high wire in the circus! Surely to be the most popular and most needed experience of Redneck World." Little Southern 500 - "A unique ride. Jump in your 1956 Chevrolet with dual exhausts, shackles, six cylinder engine with no muffler, flat grey paint, and guady racing stripe down the middle with con federate flag on the antenna. Ram 1984 is ridden girl who will sell her body for a few bucks to a horny soldier. Well, at least she's half-honest; and doesn't put on the show that your "reliable source" friend must. That is all It takes for the forces in power to gain entry to your HOME. The place you thought was sacred. YOURS. Of course, this also means your dorm room. No, you do not have to be present. To accuse the intruders, (is there a more polite word?), of "planting" the con traband objects is an insult to them. For, they're "only doing it for your protection." Rejoice, Orwell, your 1984 has been here. It is here. Who knows how long? Citizens who had been tormented between choosing a "wild eyed radical" and an allegedly "sensible choice for President can kiss the lat ter good-bye. Why is our President and his gang of cronies, (some refer to them as "Nixon's nazis"), refus ing to comment further on the charges of conspiracy? Is It really to prevent giving the items In ques tion undeserving publicity because they are false? Is Watergate really a hoax? Then, why do our President's friends refuse to testify and get It over with for once and for all? Perhaps the only san ington hell out of everybody else who's try ing to ram hell out of you." Jailbait Chaser - "Jump in your Pontiac GTO and follow a 13 year-old girl (36-24-36) around town. Yell out such things as Hi, thar, sweetie! Wanna ride?'or 'Look at the boobs on that one, Harvey,' or 'I want a piece o'that!" The Dixie Pig Drive-In- "Park and Blow; Toot 'n' Tell 'emm." Cut your lights on and off and an ugly girl comes to take your order. Good greasy hamburgers for 35c, bring your own beer. Sober up on good coffee and lemon pie. Watch the fun as two drunks start a fight. Every night is Saturday night!" here choice is that of John Shmitz of the American Party. John G. Schmitz is the American Party candidate for President. He says what he believes. He was one of the first admitted members of the John Birch Society elected to Cong ress. He is opposed to busing, (ad vocating separate schools for black and white, plus a mixed one for those who desire it.) He is for a stronger stand in Vietnam, and opposed to sex education in our pub lic schools. So, to those who sup ported Nixon, he is a logical choice. Congress won't get much done for him, but it just might do a satisfac tory job for most others as backlash. At least, he is honest, as politicains go. E So, those who previously consi dered Nixon would do wise to look into Schmitz. He is a man of your cloth. Those who are for McGovern could do well to consider Dr. Spock. He's still the same and hasn't changed. As for some of us, we can only hope and pray that Walt Disney's spirit will create a sensible choice. Aaaah, remembering the days of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. g) Maybe, you think Buffalo Bob would consider..