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bite of,
pletely independent of this school that if USC
were to sink into Columbia's growing asphalt
tomorrow it would not only be unaffected but
would probably prosper ten fold! At least that
has been the attitude in the past of the alumni of
this school and of the moribund General
Assembly -- colleges and universities are ex
traneous frills to be supported solely because of
the fine entertainment they provide -- and I
think that this attitude, understandable since
the powerful of the Assembly are geriatrics, is
but one symptom of the bite of Fundamentula
and its attendant hysterical emphasis on
Christian fellowship and anti-intellectualism.
Its greatest vampire would probably be
Reverend Carl MacKintyre and his clever
entertwining of RED with everything else. Like
his great teacher before him In the dark ways of
gobbledegook, Joe McCarthy, this vampire can
be tripped up with simple logic, the cold light of
reason, a well-aimed obscenity at ancestors,
and the maturity of the victim who must show
not the slightest desire to believe in fairey tales.
It is precisely this stifling influence and in
terplay of the Jockula-Fundamentula
Fellowship that is so damaging to the in
tellectual enterprise for its punishes the
imaginative, incipient boat-rocker, smiles on
the pleasant talker, throws out of its
acquaintance the morally outraged protester,
takes into its arms the short-haired, industrious,
just-plain-DESCENT youth with Jesus in his
mind and soul, and sports in his heart! Yesl
Let's open our scholarships to and hear it for,
Joe Grunt!! A doctorate in Business Ad
ministration, president of PKA, Most Congenial
Man of 1972, minoring in Phys. Ed., and great
Gamecock fan! Also beer bust champ and all
around good sport!! YUK! YUK! (Scratch)
Of course, when one is confronted with such
an apparition -- and you will be, my child, since
USC is full of them -- one can, as well as reciting
the usual chants, call on the name of a friendly
counter-vampire, Gagula, who will bite you and
leave you vomiting your insides out, confusing
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your enemy and temporarily immune from
further bites. Think of it as just one more in
cident on the poverty stricken road to In
tellectual Calvary -- after all, it's not the money
you want, it's the KNOWLEDGE and the
martyrdom you'll gain from it.
YES! Strive for it with all your heart even
though you can't make more than $200 a year
with your five degrees in the Arts and Sciences
and get a little wistful and hurt when you see a
talented arm or leg go at upwards $90,000.00.
No. It's not like Europe where the mind is
treasured for itself and rewarded for being at
it's best -- critical, chaotic, and creative. En
tertainment indeed!!! Bah! You Americans l
Let them eat basketball nets!
Next Week: The Bite of Fundamentula, The
Curse of Milatria (military), and a Night of
Terror in the Valley of Corpula! (corporations)
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ALICE POTTER
Mgn. Editor
Letter
Save Tk
The present condition of the
tidelands marshes and estuaries of
South Carolina does not lend itself
to optimism.
Albert Schweitzer once gloomily
declared that "man has lost the
capacity to foresee and to forestall.
We will end up destroying the
earth". It is now that we see and
feel a wave of apprehension about
the health of the world. Suddenly
millions of people recognize with
frightening clarity that the only
life-supporting planet known to
astronomy is under a sustained
assault that threatens to destroy
its intricate fragile and in
terdependent ecosystem. And as
this recognition widens and
spawns protests and calls for
reform, it becomes increasingly
doubtful that man can forestall the
on-rushing ruin.
There is reason to believe that in
his headlong rush from the caves
to the moon he has locked himself
within institutions that impel the
suicidal repetition of the very acts
which he now perceives to be
deadly.
Under the law of medieval
England the land embraced not
only the soil the air and the water,
but every living plant and creature
upon or within them. This included
people so that even the harsh
feudal system made strong
exactions on the rulers to per
petuate the otherwise rightless
peasants. There was a wisdom in
this that America has lost to her
sorrow.
Modern America is presently
committed to the endless
proliferation of goods, growth
based on ever-rising numbers of
people, and a steadily mounting
gross national product. In order to
sustain its Impetus, the American
system makes incredible exactions
upon the land.
In the ceaseless quest for goods
and status. men have become so
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frantic to keep up with their
fellows, and have so cluttered their
communities with the effluvia of
their civilization, that they must,
to preserve some link with nature
and some measure of sanity,
repair at frequent intervals to yet
unspoiled and uncrowded scenes.
Thus the very social and
economic system that sucks at the
earth and rends it for its ores,
fuels, crops and lumber, flings
multitudes of men, women and
children across this same land in
search of peace and spiritual
restoration. Here are the twin
forces that appear to doom the
magnificent coastline of South
Carolina.
We should be acutely aware of
what these forces have done to
some of our other great natural
heritages, the Appalachians.
Already a million acres of Ap
palachia have been blasted and
bulldozed into ruin. Already 10,000
miles of streams have been
severely damaged. half of which
have been destroyed past any
present hope of restoration.
On their way to the sea, the final
repository. these streams now
carry a horrendous freight of silt
from murdered mountains,
sulfuric acid from unsealed mines,
untreated human and animal
waste. and practically every other
imaginable form of filth, trash,
and litter. Such grim statistics cen
be told for estuaries from Maine to
Florida. As extraction speeds up,
new contaminants of many kinds
are certain to befoul them, to
become permanent inhabitants of
our coastal waters and marshes.
The history of our country is
replete with examples of
speculators obtaining title to land
and mineral rights at a pIiince of
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