Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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GLENDA MILLER INTERIM EDITOR JIM FARRELL ART FRANK MGN. ED. 0 AD MANAGER EDITORIALS An early circus A group of 13 persons gathered yesterday to protest the Vietnam war. Dressed in military uniforms, they carried I posters, an American flag which they held upside down and the hearts and livers of calves. The group marched with the Naval ROTC detachment and were ignored by the cadets. They asked two Air Force ROTC cadets if they were aware that the Air Force was bombing North Vietnam. The cadets said "yes, ain't it a shame." Certainly many of us are against -1he war in Vietnam and the United States' involvement in this conflict. However, this protest did nothing to demonstrate that. Most student observators viewed the group indifferently and no one left their seats on the Russell House lawn to join the protest. t Students seemed to be saying, "What the hell is wrong with t them (the protesting 13)?" t The group's spokesman said they were protesting the killings in Vietnam. How then do they themselves justify killing and using the remains of. a deceased animal to" obnoxiously make their point? If they are so adamant about the killings in Vietnam they should show more concern for killings here in the states including the slaughter of innocent animals. Certainly, almost everyone's attention was focused on the blood and guts in the protesters' hands than the purpose and intent of their demonstration, if there was one. I suggest they use their time in a more worthwhile manner if they really want to stop the bombings, the Vietnam war and destruction of human lives in Southeast Asia. Their pleas of yesterday, unfortunately, went unheard. Preventive medicine We have the Hotline, which indeed can be called progressive and very helpful to the student, but why not a preventive program? Auckland University in New Zealand, after having 124 extramarital pregnancies on campus last year, has done just that: they have installed a contraceptive machine on campus. What we advocate is not that, but something similar: infirmary dispensation. NOBEL PEACE V.. cW4 WOU4Z> YOU ACctEPT OUR PEACE P-AAQUE? Jniversity analysis Are intray By CHARLES FELLENBAUM Columnist The weather was good outsiire ind a lot of people showed up. They tood around joking, laughing, vith a certain amount of visible inticipation until the playing tarted. Most of the biggest guys started irst, and the rest sat on the bench, vaiting for their turn. Most of the oench-warmers got to play, but here were obvious favorites -- hose who showed extra quickness ir skill, those who caught the oach's eye. The next practice, the number of olayers dropped considerably. The avorites had returned, of course, nd they played most of the time. or the third practice, the avorites had the playing area all o themselves. The above is a hypothetical ituation, but it is quite typical of he situation that exists here when he intramural sports season iegins. Citizen Sanity Picking a By STAN SEARS Columnist Citizen Sanity watched the )rimaries, the highlight of elevision during election year. Every week a new champion would irise, as.the previous week's hero 'altered. The television stations picked he winners and provided the inalysis. Sanity occasionally igreed with the results. Often, the :ommentary showed rationalizations for counter-results to their predictions. The public, being intelligent, usually. lismissed the rationalizations and analyzed things the way they felt Jest. Being libertarians in the stric test sense, they formed opinions as to their own preferences. The candidates they voted for were those that represented their views, not those of the pseudo intellectuals, so-called and self proclaimed experts, or religious fanatics that decreed morals and personal social mores, expecting nthers to conform. Conformity was a "sin" to the educated and elite of Sanity's world. It represented weakness of character and absence of the God given quality of imagination. To those who engaged in reason, improvisation was a way of life. Art was abstract, surrealistic films and novels abounded, and there were no clothing, grooming, or behavioral styles. It is in this type of world that Sanity's people had to choose their leader. The present "Fearless Leader," Trix, was up for re election. There were those who opposed him. During his ad ministration Trix had run the nation according to the Galloping Pole, a part-time advisor and full time fiddler in a Bohemian restaurant. The Galloping Pole always had a hand on the pulse of the nation. Whenever trouble arose, the Galloping Pole felt tremors in his fiddle strings. They vibrated in coherently to anyone except the Galloping Pole, who absorbed the vibrations through his fingertips and analyzed the reults to findi the nurals w( Something is wrong here with the intramural sports philosophy. We have . a system based on competition, concentrated on winning that has the following results. Many, many interested students don't get to play. Only a select few with outstanding ability are chosen for the teams, and that's just too bad for those who aren't junior sports heroes. Intramurals were designed for the average student who just wants to get out and have fun, but the selection process practically makes the whole idea worthless. The ones who are chosen are often a fiercely competitive bunch, which is fine in its own right. But it leaves little room for that idealist axiom, "It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game." As a result, there have been discipline problems, with reports of an occasional knife being pulled. The coaches probably do the best they can, and . sane cho most popular solution. If many were against the solution, it would not matter. Only the majority counted. Therefore, Trix would not satisfy all of the people all of the time, but he satisfied most of the people all of the time. This kept him high in the hearts of his countrymen. Those who were unsatisfied one day would be satisfied the next. This method of ruling kept the Sane people satisfied. Of course, there were those who disliked Trix. They were in surrectionists who cared not for the safety of the nation, but for personal power. Among those opposed to Trix were McGuv'nor, a legislator who had only one issue and claimed to be the best spokesman for the people. Some thought highly of him, others knew he was a farce and would make shambles of the country. He was a copy of the Pied Piper, another candidate who tried to dupe the youths of the country several years before. Like the Piper, he was given little chance of winning. Another copy of the Pied Piper was Mooskowskey, who wanted to ride to victory on his Polish name. He tried to convince people that being a Polack, he would be too honest and absent of craftiness and cleverness to foul things up. lie succeeded so well that people began to realize he was really absent of the ability of intelligent reasoning. Without the ability to reason intelligently, they knew he wouldn't be able to communicate with the Galloping Pole, so he would not be able to run the country properly. So, Mooskowskey was soon eliminated from the list of formidable can didates for Trix's job. Another candidate was Hlumper. Humper was like a clown. He would stand up and tell people jokes about the candidates that opposed him. Humper was a former Assistant Fearless Leader. Running for the job of Fearless leader, he had been defeated by Trix. Hie now proclaimed himself to be a "new Hlumper." But, un fortunately, he was the same Hiumper -cnnniving withe nn )rthless? the situation is not entirely their fault. Although there are com plaints in that the coaching is inadequate, it is obvious that the university is not taking the in tramural program seriously. It is not so at other universities this size. In some cases, as many teams are formed as there are 13 available participants. There are extensive programs at the Ivy League universities, with inter school contests. Adequate equipment is available, and no one who wants to play is left out. Basically, the whole concept is supported to the fullest extent necessary. Perhaps our program needs a little money from the super--rich athletic department. There is also the possibility that the administrative personnel and K coaches are sadly deficient in their skill and dedication. At any rate, something is wrong, and the general attitude is cynical at best -- - except, of course, from those who get to play. 100 lice bosses and pretending to be sin cere about things. Too bad, he was on the wrong world for such comic behavior. The Sane people realized how corrupt he really was and rejected him. These were the primary op ponents for Trix's job; except for Wallbanger. Wallbanger was considered a renegade because he bolted from his political group to oppose Trix in the last election. Many of his critics called Wallbanger a "racist" and a "nut." Wallbanger refused to buckle under the criticism. He was limited to being a predominately regional candidate in the previous election. But, during those years, Wallbanger branched out. The national attitudes changed. "Special laws" that affected only one part of the country previously were spread to other parts of the country. People began to support Wallbanger more and more. His support grew, so he was soon the leading candidate for Fearless Leader. While Trix had the Galloping Pole, Wallbanger had something that indicated the.public pulse just as accurately, if not more ac curate. People all over the nation were surprised at the strength that Walibanger showed in previously hostile territory. The union bosses were unable to control their workers. The workers realized that Humper's payoffs were not going to them, so they supported Wallbanger. Many who had scoffed at Wallbanger's ideas because they previously did not affect them,, began to support Wallbanger. Perhaps the most shocked were the people in the media who had been duped by Mooskowskey and McGuv'nor, or paid by Humper. They were slow to reconcile the f act that Wailbanger was the candidate to beat. After they realized that the public was able tO rationalize, they took a more humane view toward him. The showdown came in the election when Wallbanger opposed Trix for the job of Fearless Leader. The results will be announced at the cnclusion of the Great Choice.