The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 12, 1972, Page Page 2, Image 2
GLENDA MILLER
INTERIM EDITOR
JIM FARRELL ART FRANK
MGN. ED. AD MANAGER
EDITORIALS
Vietnam bombing
Even as the Senate was moving to limit a president's powers to
send us into war without congressional approval, the Nixon
administration was ordering B-52s to attack North Vietnam for
the first time. Defense Secretary Melvin Laird was declaring
that our bombs will continue to fall on that country until its troops
are withdrawn from the south. We seemed to be moving toward
more massive air assaults - not tactical attacks upon troops but
land-destroying bombardments of the countryside - than at any
time in several years.
Under what authority was the administration acting?
Both the Johnson and the Nixon administrations have con
tended that they held the authority to attack North Vietnam, in
the absence of a declaration of was by Congress, under the Gulf of
Tonkin Resolution. But the Senate voted 81-10 for repeal of that
resolution in the summer of 1970, and the House concurred on
Jan. 12, 1971. The removed any vestige of authority which the
President could claim for attacking the north.
The rationale being used by the administration for the latest
escalation is the one always used before;that we are forced to do
it because the Communists are escalating. Aside from the
foolishness of allowing ourselves to be continually drawn into this
war, what can now be said about the legality of what the ad
ministration is doing? But we hear no cries for the impeachment
of Mr. Laird, who seems to be saying the administration will do
as it wishes, Congress notwithstanding.
Last Thursday the Senate voted 58-13 against a motion to table
the bill limiting a president's war making power. (Of the
Carolina senators, only Strom Thurmond voted for tabling, thus
voting to leave a president free to exercise powers which the
Constitution denies him.) It seems clear that the Senate will
move on to passage of this bill. Thus once more it will be ex
pressing its disapproval of the executive branch's arrogant
disregard for congressional authority.
In all of this there is further evidence of the misjudgement
which this administration, like the last one, has applied in
Vie1nam. In 1969 the Nixon administration made a decision not to
withdraw rapidly and seriously seek political settlement. It
apparently believed the North Vietnamese would cooperate with
hs slow withdrawal. But why would they?
The dissenters in the administration who argued against such
wishful thinking were overruled finally by Mr. Nixon himself.
That was naivete of the highest kind, of the same gendre as Vice
President Spiro Agnew's obtuse comment last week that our
involvement in Vietnam "was no mistake" and is "the most
moral act" in the history of the nation's foreign policy.
We do not expect the North Vietnamese to give up in Indochina
simply to enable the Nixon administration to avoid admissions of
error. Nor do we imagine, as the administration apparently does,
that bombing will now do what it has never been successful in
doing in Vietnam.
We do expect to see communiques now about how effective our
retaliatory actions are. Maybe they will be the same as the 1968
communiques; or maybe they will be rewritten.
THE CHARLOTTE OBSERVER,
DO I KNOW YOU CAN VOTE
WHEN YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD?
NO, BUT IF YOU' LL MUMl A
FEW BARS...
The watermark
A nigh
BOBCRAFT
Features Editor
The 44th Academy Awards or
Watch-Your-Favorite-Stars-Make
Corm p ete -Asses-Out -Of -
Themselves-Before-A-Live
National-TeeVee-Hookup "hap
pened" Monday night on NBC for
two-and-a-half hours.
When you get right down to it,
the Oscars, as the little devils are
called, serve the purposes of
Publicity far more than the
mouthed word "Art." Let's look
at this way, if you see a movie with
the word "Best Picture" with a
photo of the statuette plastered all
over the advertisement aren't you
more likely to be steered toward
that movie? Ah, come on, don't say
no just to disagree with me.
Anyway, I came in and sat down
in front of my TV set like a good
lobotomized American and caught
the last half of the Bob Hope
special spoofing the Oscars. The
part I saw had Hope humiliating
Ray Milland and Ingrid Bergman
Does it matter that
Joanne Woodward hates to
dust her Oscar? Does it
matter that the thing is only
practical as a , doorstop?
in two separate but equally em
barrassing sketches. In between
the sketches, Hope drooled and
leered at Barbara McNair. A
typical Hope special.
Time for a station break, then
the moment all America had been
waiting for, a Duz commercial.
Then they got on with the Oscars.
A shot of a street with 8 zillion
Rolls Royces caught in a logjam,
over which an antiseptic cheery
voice said "Live, the 44th
AcademyAwards Show!." Well, it
was the 44th Academy Awards but
whether it was live is something
scholars will argue over for years.
His voice barely able to contain
the excitement and the awe this
announcer tried to give the names
of all the stars as they flashed on
the screen. It soon became a race
between the announcer and the
cameraman. The announcer trying
to race through each name before
the camera switched to another
star, "And here's the exciting,
lovely and vivacious, oops,
Richard Jaekel!"
Then with a flourish of a million
violins we were taken into the inner
sanctum, where a spotlight picked
out Joel Grey walking down a
thousand stairs singing something
perfectly inane about what
gosharooty swell place Hollywood
is. How he held a straight face is
beyond me. He should have gotten
an Oscar for sheer guts.
The song was a Hollywood
production, all right, with every
unemployed dancer in Southern
California on the stage.
And finally to top the whole
thing, a ten foot Oscar came up out
of the stage, Holy Moses!
Then the president of the
academy walked on stage smiling
like an idiot, and told everyone who
didn't know already, that the
Academy was going to give Charlie
Chaplin an Oscar.
He then introduced Helen Hayes,
She was one of three emcees (or
more appropriately, ringm asters)
for the evening. She in turn,
introduced, John Gavin and Ann
Margaret who were to present the
cinematography award. Ann
Margaret was wearing this
godawful thing proving once aai
t with Os
good taste is not her bag and acting
like the perfect brainless sex
queen. "Fiddler on the Roof" won
and producer Norman Jewison
accepted with a cutesy-cutesy
speech that nearly made me throw
up.
Then the first song of the
evening, "Life is what you make
it", that Johnny Mathis was forced
to perform, no doubt under duress,
poor baby. But it really didn't
matter, Henry Mancini and the
Orchestra drowned him out and
from the top of the screen you
could see the boom coming down. I
got the impression though, that all
the singers were lip-synching,
anyway.
After he did his song, I was able
to see the set more clearly, the
cameras having wisely concealed
it for a long time. There is only one
way to describe the set:
frighteningly hideous and
grotesque. It looked as though it
were made by draping used
Christmas wrapping and
aluminum foil that had been used
to 'oast turkeys (very appropriate,
now that I think about it) over
plywood sheets. With stairs
everywhere that no one used.
Then they broke for com
mercials. If anything could be
worse than the Oscar show, it
would be Eve Arden telling
housewives about a revolutionary
new way to cook chicken and ac
ting like folks.
When they came back, Helen
Hayes had been replaced by Alan
King, who hasn't been funny since
the days of the old Gary Moore
Show. At least Helen Hayes had
class.
Well, anyway, King goes through
this long boring routine about
movies that nobody laughed at. I
don't think anyone laughed all
evening, I think it was all canned
laughter.
Tough broad shot of Jane Fonda
looking daggers at the stage and
Donald Sutherland, beside her,
looking like he needed a drink very
badly.
King tells all the stars about how
tough it is to stand in line at the
neighborhood theatre. I can hardly
see King driving his Rolls Royce
and standing in the rain to see a
Ann-Margaret was
wearing this godawful thing
proving once again good
taste is not her bag and
acting like the perfect
brainless sex queen.
movie. And, God!, don't the
producers wish people were
standing in long lines everywhere
to see their movies
King then herded Richard Harris
and Sally Kellerman on who gave
the Best Supporting Actor to Ben
Johnson who came up and told it
like it is, "It couldn't have hap
pened to a nicer guy."
It was then time for King to
nsult somebody else, lie in
roduced Leslie Caron as "that
unny lit tle Gigi." Leslie didn't spit
it him, though.
Escorting her was .Jack Valenti,
a man, that legend has it, has
something to do with the motion
picture industry. He looked like
,Jack D)ouglas with a stiff upper lip
and a bowel disorder.
Tlhey gave out the award for the
Best Foreign Language Film and
somebody came up to accept.
Sandy D)uncan and Michael York
Uiglied their wayhoughm. givin
car
out the sound award.
Then King introduced Gene
Hackman and Raquel Welch
without making too many mam
mary cracks. They gave the best
supporting actress award to Cloris
Leachman, who was a basket case
by the time she got to the stage.
She babbled on something about
thanking her piano teacher while
folks backstage looked up the
number of the Home.
James Caan stood onstage trying
to make Joey Heatherton while she
stood there looking like a retarded
cheerleader on her way to what she
thought was the prom.
Then, the curtain opened and
down the stair strode that all-time
great actor, Joe Namath. He was
there to help give away the best
costume award. He stood there
trying to throw a move on his
presenter-partner, Sybil Shepard.
Dear Sybil said "For a hint of what
you will be wearing next year,
If anything could be worse
than the Oscar show, it
would be Eve Arden telling
housewives about a
revolutionary new way to
cook chicken and acting
like folks.
best Costume design," I think
there's a profound statement in
that as they showed Russian court
costumes, 17th century British
court costumes among others.
Somehow I just don't think hoop
skirts are going to make a big
comeback.
Then they did Isaac Hayes'
"Shaft." It was worse, than the
opening number. They had all the
dancers back dressed in--are you
ready for this? harem costumes.
Kinda strange for a theme for a
movie that takes place in Harlem.
Then, they had all this smoke and a
shot of Isaac Hayes riding this
piano down this corridor with a
whole lot of arms waving from the
wall. It was staggeringly awful
and there was so much jumping
around and smoke, I'm surprised
they worked in Hayes at all.
After a few more awards, we
were subjected to the Carpenters
doing "Bless the Beasts and
Children," as if sitting through it in
the theatre wasn't bad enough.
Somebody gave Isaac Hayes the
award for "Best Song".
Walter Matthau, was hustled on
to give the Best Actress Award to
Jane Fonda who came on in a
Chinese Tunic suit with a button
undone.
Liza Minelli in vampire eye
make-up gave the Best Actor
Award to Gene Hackman.
They came back and the
Academy gave the Best Picture
Award to "The French Con
nection," thanking its producers
for finally producing an American
film that people came to see.
Then, there were some Chaplin
clips that had been put together by
Peter lHogdonavitch. This was
easily the best part of the show.
Then, they cut back to the stage,
and opened this thing that looked
like an elevator or an Iron Maiden
or something and out stepped
Charlie Chaplin to get a three
minute standing ovation
and to have an Oscar thrust in
his hands. He stuttered his thanks
and Gona O'Neill came over to
save him from the crusah onstage.