The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 06, 1972, Page Page 2, Image 2
GLENDA MILLER
INTERIM EDITOR
JIM FARRELL ART FRANK
MGN. ED. AD MANAGER
EDITORIALS
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Sheriff Frank Powell has announced that he will run for
sheriff again even though a recommendation has been
made to the Richland County Council that the sheriff be an
appointed position.
Powell, however, contends that the sheriff's position
should be one that is elected by the people and not ap
pointed by the council.
He said that being appointed could mean that the sheriff
might be influenced by the group that appointed him.
With this, we agree. The maintenance of the sheriff's
office should be kept free from any outside group pressure,
especially a group which has the power to appoint the
sheriff.
This is not an endorsement of Powell in his bid for re
election; it is an endorsement of keeping the sheriff's
office free of too much political pressure.
Ireland's insanity
Maybe we're blind, but we really don't see what good the
type of violence that happened Saturday is doing in Nor
thern Ireland.
The bomb which went off in a crowded downtown
restaurant killed two women and injured 135 others, in
cluding children.
Of course, later in the day there was a bomb set off in
retaliation for the one which went off in the restaurant.
This one injured 11 persons, including four children.
Now, we must admit we don't know that much about
war-except the fact that we don't like it--but we think
killing women and children is about as beneficial as
shooting dogs because there is a rabid wolf loose.
Editorial Board
All unsigned editorials that appear in this column are
written by members of the Gamecock. The members of the
board are: Glenda Miller, Sharon Givens, John T. Gash,
Charles Fellenbaum and Rusty Robinson.
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By MIKE HEMBREE
Guest Columnist
If not for a tragic midnight ride
on a midsummer day in 1969, Sen.
Edward Kennedy would have locks
today on the Democratic
nomination for President.
Instead, Kennedy finds himself
in somewhat of a "limbo" as far as
presidential aspirations are
concerned. He is presently a
running "non-candidate," a
wheeling, dealing politician who
claims to play no role in the 1972
sweepstakes, but one who is
careful to keep his name in the
news.
Despite Chappaquiddick,
Kennedy is still a Kennedy, and
that in itself is worth a substantial
number of votes. Preference polls
taken among Democrats before
primary entrance deadlines
showed Kennedy as the party's
leading presidential choice, with
Edmund Muskie second and
George McGovern third.
Kennedy remained above
Muskie in the polls until the
Massachusetts senator removed
his name from the Florida primary
ballot.
Kennedy has, since late in 1969,
repeatedly stated that he would not
actively seek the nomination in
1972. It appears that the general
public is beginning to believe him
now, if the polls mean anything.
Some admirers won't give up,
however. A write-in campaign for
Kennedy was launched last week
in New Hampshire for the Tuesday
primary.
Key advisors and aides in Robert
Kennedy's ill-fated 1968 campaign
are now working for other can
didates. Frank Mankiewicz,
Bobby's press secretary, is on the
McGovern team, and historian
Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. has an
nounced his support of McGovern.
Pierre Salinger, advisor to both
President John Kennedy and
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By HARRY HOPE
Columnist
On the fourth floor of the student
union building of & lackluster
southern university, the union
director, David Mess, sits brooding
in a gold-leafed chair behind his
priceless antique desk. The day is
dying quickly--shadows fill the
room and the view outside his
window is grey and tinged with the
red of the setting sun. A storm is
coming fast, and it will be a wild
night. Mess' faithful assistant and
flunkie, Langahankie enters. Mess
turns to face him. His sepulchral
voice moves as the evening clouds
as he asks, "Has it been done?"
"Yes, sir. F'our students
skateboarding were mysteriously
disappeared as they rolled down
the ramp toward Green Street. The
trap door works beautifully."
"Good," answers Mess as he
pours a drink from the solid silver
coffee pot atop his Pope Clement
XHI toilet. "And the lounge?"
"The lounge has been cleared by
a detachment of 20 janitors. They
confiscated all the decks of cards
and destroyed the television set.
Then they put doors on the lounge
and padlocked the students inside
and turned on the gas."~
"Good. Good. Now I can build
the Union they way I want it, with
no interference from students,
faculty, administration or
'omise
limbo for
Robert Kennedy, is also a
McGovern worker.
Teddy has signed statements
declaring his non-candidacy in
primaries, a requirement in some
states for those generally con
sidered to be candidates but who
choose not to run.
Kennedy appears to be following
a strategem similar to Richard
Nixon's after his defeats in the
presidential and California
governorship races in the early
60's. Nixon bided his time,
strengthening friendships within
the Republican Party over the
years, and practically had the
nomination wrapped up by con
vention time.
Although Kennedy says he is not
running and will not participate in
any primaries, it is doubtful that
he would turn down a draft if the
Domocratic convention deadlocks
in July.
His advisors have apparently
convinced him that 1972 is not a
Kennedy year. Nixon, despite the
country's economic troubles and a
war in Vietnam that is still very
much of a war, will be extremely
hard to beat this year.
Kennedy is aware of Nixon's
strength, but refusing a draft at the
convention could put Kennedy on
the wrong side of the Democratic
Party brass when 1976 rolls
around. And there is little doubt
that Kennedy is greedily eyeing
1976.
But what of this last Kennedy
son? Is he presidential timber?
His recent performance in the
Senate, noticably lacking in the
months following Chappaquiddick,
has been comparable with any
other Senator with equal seniority.
John Kenneth Galbraith,
associated with the Kennedys
since the Kennedy-Johnson ad
ministration, has called Teddy
"the best Senator we've had from
Massachusetts in my lifetime."
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anybody. This will be the greatest
Union the world has ever seen. I
will have the Power Absolute - it is
the Will of God. Have you prepared
the rawhide and honey?"
"Yes, sir."
*"The rack? The wheel? The iron
mask?"
"All prepared, sir."
"Then it will be a really great
Board of Governors meeting. All
those dirty, disgusting, sycophant,
jaded, self-important Union of
ficers - how I despise them."
"Sir, I have a message from the
Dining Services. They wish you
wouldn't -fire everybody before
lunchtime. It really cuts into
business. Their sales have been
down ever since you started
dismissing everybody on twenty
minutes' notice."
"Like that bald-headed dude
with the coffee and cigarettes.
Hah! I still think it was so funny
the way I went up to him that
morning and said 'Let's go over to
the Pimpleton Building and talk
with Chief Petty Officer Bitten.'
And when we got there, we gave
him a letter saying he would be
dismissed at the end of the year -
and then we fired him on the spot.
TWENTY MINUTES' NOTICE!
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Sure got rid of him
fast. You should have seen his face
when we said that. You know.
Langahankie. I never did trust
ennedy
Kennedy was one of the first
supporters of the draft lottery, and
nearly every reform he favored
was put into effect by Nixon.
He has also worked extensively
with refugee programs in Vietnam
and Pakistan, and teamed with
Senate floor leader Mike Mansfield
to push the 18-year-old voting issue
into prominence.
In fact, Kennedy has been
making enough political noise
lately to prompt Nixon to set up a
special "Kennedy office" in the
White House. Certain members of
the Nixon staff devote much of
their time to compiling a Kennedy
dossier, practically a daily report
on the Senator's doings.
As for 1976, Kennedy people are
keeping a close watch on New York
mayor John Lindsay, who seems to
be picking up support in North
stern areas, excluding the City.
Assuming Muskie wins the
nomination this year and loses to
Nixon, Muskie's stock would be
down considerably by '76.
McGovern has unjustly been
labeled as a one-issue candidate
because of his strong stand against
the war, but the war will probably
be de-escalated enough by '76 to
void its effect on the election.
Humphrey? Not a chance. Ditto
Jackson.
All of which leaves Kennedy with
a pretty clear field for '76. Lindsay
should be relatively strong by then,
but Kennedy has the name and the
machinery. McGovern -could also
pose a potential threat.
Looking at the Republicans, no
new savior rests on the horizon to
follow Nixon's eight-year reign.
Agnew? Perish forbid.
So, for Teddy Kennedy, the
present appears to be a time to
watch and wait. As opposed to the
death-shrouded, tragedy-plagued
past, the future holds much
promise.
Lvid Mess
him: he was in too good with
students. They liked him. He was
friendly and honest. That's why we
got rid of him. When I am finished,
there will be no one around here
that was here before I came."
"And the next step, sir?"
"Langahankie, the next step will
be to fire the president of the
University."~
"What? The president? How will
you get away with it?"
"I'll give the same limp excuse
when I fired the other guy. I'll just
tell them 'we're in the process of
building the Union the way it
should be and he didn't fit in.'
How's that? Then I'll very tightly
say 'All I can say is that Wed
nesday was his last day.' Then I'll
say 'I'm not at liberty to say
anything else.' We'll send him a
letter saying that 'for inability to
fill all the responsibilities as
President of the University, you
are asked to leave at the end of the
year.' Then we fire him im
mediately."
"But how can you say 'for
inability to fill all the respon
sibilities of the office?' He's the
only one in his office."
"I don't care. He was here before
I was and he gets along too well
with the students. I can handle that
job." At any rate, he will be fired."
"After lunch?"