The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 13, 1971, Page Page 2, Image 2
JIM FARRELL
EDITOR
LUCRETIA JONES DAVE LUNDGREN
MANAGING ED AD. MNGR.
EDITORIALS
Another year
DEAR SANTA:
Well, we made it through another year. Now I want you
to know a lot of people have their own definition of good.
So, when those state legislators start telling you how bad
we have been, you ask them about the hunting reserve and
those conflict of Interest cases on the public works com
mittee. And when student government starts griping about
some of our editorials, you ask them what happened to the
elections, and if they still get the best seats at the ball
games. I don't think that Pres. Nixon will say anything
bad about us, so we would like for you to leave him about
four tons of help. God knows he can use it. And, oh yeah, if
you could arrange to have a little snow fall in Vietnam I'm
sure there are a lot of people who would appreciate It.
Everybody is so concerned about the economy, they've
forgotten those poor guys. There have been no drives this
year to send presents to the guys over there, so maybe you
could drop a few. And all those people we use for case
histories in our sociology classes, don't forget them either.
Well, Santa, I guess we haven't asked for anything for
ourselves. To tell you the truth, we don't really need it. We
have so much now that it's hard to use it all in a year.
Maybe you could give us a little something to remind us of
our responsibility to inform and entertain our readers, to
be the watchdog of our governments, to be the conscience
of all those who read us. ONE MORE THING, TAKE
CARE OF EVERYBODY WHO IS LEAVING. There are a
lot of nuts on the road. See you the 24th and
MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM-THE GAMECOCK
Our Times
Third w
BY SMITH HEMPSTONE
Columnist
In Kashmir, Pakistani gunners
in Russian-built T-59 tanks ham
mered away at Indian armored
formations composed of British
Centurion and American Sherman
tanks. In the skies over Bangla
Desh, Indian pilots in MIG-21s
dueled Pakistani airmen flying
American F-104As (and longing for
the swift French Mirages held in
reserve in West Pakistan).
Which is by way of making a
rather simple point: All the wars of
the past quarter-century have been
waged in the Third World; and
more than 90 percent of the hard
ware to fight those wars was
provided by four nations.
It once was an accepted canon of
the liberal creed that munitions
manufacturers, "merchants of
death" as they were dramatically
called, instigated wars to spur the
sale of their produce. Now, with
world arms sales largely under
government control either through
nationalization or a system of
licensing, the robber barons of
private industry can no longer be
singled out for blame.
Nor can it be maintained that
socialist morality is more refined
than that of the capitalist world:
While the United States, with 1970
arms sales of $2.7 billion, remains
the world's biggest huckster of
military hardware, the Soviet
Harriet Van Horin
Phob
BY HARRIET VAN HORNE
Columnist
The news that a Phobia clinic is
flourishing in Westchester hardly
surprises us. If the state of 'the
national psyche is a true index of
need, there should be a phobia
clinic in every block, open
evenings like laundromats and
delicatessens and those seedy
storefronts with the beaded cur
tains and the discreet sign, Reader
& Adviser.
Now, I happen to have been a
Reader & Adviser for many years.
That is to say, Iread alot and I
freely advise anybody who'll pause
in his mad folly and just Listen a
Minute! That includes President
Nixon, the Paris Peace conferees
and the man who is supposed to be
doing something about my kitchen
linoleum.
All phobias are ridiculous and
stupid--except to the person who
has a phobia. The woman who is
too terrified to ride to the second
floor in an elevator pities her
absurd friend who is terrified of
cats. All of us who fancy ourselves
phobia-free tend to clap our hands
smartly in the presence of the
sufferer and say, "Willpower,
now! Just tell yourself it's all
nonsense."
All phobias, the psychiatry books
tell us, begin as free-floating
anxieties which then become fixed
on one object or situation. The
phobia can be dispelled only when
the poor soul who's got one un
derstands what lies behind his
fear.
I once had a friend whose phobia
was escalators. She walked, rode
the elevators or stayed firmly on
the ground floor. Escalators
terrified her, she said, because the
mechanism pr.opelling them was
inpviaible. ,AlaQ.. the. a~sendine.
orld agair
Union (with 1970 sales worth $2
billion) is fast closing the gap.
Until Egypt failed in 1955 to
obtain Western arms on
satisfactory terms, the Soviet
Union was not a major supplier of
arms to nations of the non
Communist world (the Chinese
still are not). Since then, Russian
arms deals have been made with 29
Third World nations. By the middle
of the 1960s, the Kremlin was
pumping more military hardware
into the underdeveloped world
than the United States.
While the Soviet inventory has
covered the gamut from
detonators to destroyers, there has
been a heavy emphasis on aircraft,
with more than 1,600 planes of the
MIG family poured into the Middle
East, Asia and other parts of the
world.
At a time when Indians and
Pakistanis are killing each other
with imported arms, it would be
comforting to assert that the
United States and the Soviet Union
have only to come to an agreement
to halt the proliferation of lethal
weapons around the world.
But experience shows that this is
not the case, that.arms embargoes
do not work, that when there is a
market for military hardware, a
supplier will be found. Take, for
instance, the case of South Africa:
In 1963, the United Nations
Security Council imposed an arms
embargo on South Africa. Yet
jas and p,
motion made her dizzy.
Interestingly, this girl who
cowered before the escalator once
flew through a blizzard in a Piper
Cub. She saw no peril in a single
engine plane whose pilot carried a
flask and was known to have the
Hell's Angels approach to
aeronautics. Who knows, she
might have conquered her
escalator fear had this daring chap
consented to pilot her up to the
second floor of Bloomingdale's.
In this day of botulism and
mercury-poisoned fish, it was
fated that Americans would
develop food phobias. Health foods
are a billion dollar industry now.
What's often overlooked is that
these natural, untainted foods with
all their locked-in goodness, often
spoil quickly for the simple reason
that they contain none of that
nasty spoilage-deterrent. Let the
food faddist beware.
A brilliant and estimable
woman used to visit my house
frequently, bringing with her the
most tiresome phobia of all: a i'ear
of germs. This woman drove her
husband and children mad with
her compulsive scrubbing. Her
husband claimed to have
originated that old complaint,
"You get up in the night for five
minutes and when you come back
she has changed the sheets and
laid out clean pajamas."
We tried, with many a jest, to
deter this lady from her all-out
germ warfare. She was not
amused by my imitation of Lady
Macbeth crying "Out, damned
spot!" She was not amused when
her husband gave her a beautifully
wrapped can of Dutch Cleanser for
Christmas. She regularly fired
maids because they demurred at
shampooing the velvet coat
ist itself
South African arms imports rose
from a value of $1 million in 1960 to
$41 million in 1969, more than the
rest of sub-Saharan Africa taken
together.
Pretoria needs were met largely
by the aggressive arms salesmen
of France, which sells 45 percent of
its arms -production abroad.
Despite the French embargo- on
arms sales to Israel (which ab
sorbed 37 percent of France's
export production of military
hardware prior to 1967), French
sales in 1970 were worth a whop
ping $1.3 billion, more than double
fourth -place Britain's $648
million.
Again, France's arms sales were
weighted heavily in favor of air
craft, with 700 of the great
Dassault works' 1,300 Mirage jets
being sold to 13 foreign nations. In
all, an estimated 70 percent of
France's arms sales are aerospace
products.
Although London's arms exports
have more than doubled in value
since 1964, the British have been
unable to keep up with those of the
French, which trebled between
1969 and 1970. All the same, 2,500
Centurion tanks have found their
way abroad and Hawker Hunter
attack fighters are in use with 12
other air forces. With the ap
pointment of a sales director at the
Ministry of Defense, the British
hope to do better.
Copyright 1971, 'Te Washington Star
ho bias
I've always had a special liking
for Henny Youngman's mother-in
law who was so tidy she put clean
paper under the cuckoo clock
every morning. But patience with
my germ-phobic friend finally
snapped when she used three guest
towels in the course of a one-hour
visit.
"This has to stop," I murmured,
handing her a psychiatric text on
phobias and compulsions. I
suggested she might like to take it
home and study it. She did. Later
she told ma that "all that nonsense
about guilt and toilet-training and
compulsive neuroses" didn't apply
to her because the case histories in
the book dealt with people who are
mentally ill. And she, of course,
was a heigh-ho, average, normal
female except that all the per
fumes of Arabia couldn't have
sweetened those littie hands.
Phobias in our time reflect the
tensions of a troubled world.
People who have always been
terrified of flying are more so now
that skyjackers are directing
planes to Cuba, Cairo and other
st ops not on one's ticket. A
psychiatrist, Dr. David Hubbard,
has made an intensive study of
skyjackers and says they are
paranoid schizophrenics. Instead
of two sky marshals on every plane
we probably should have a
psychiatrist and a male nurse.
There are phobias behind many
of our social failures. It's a racist
phobia that makes middle-class
residents howl in protest when a
low-cost housing project goes up in
t heir neighborhood. It's a youth
phobia that turns college town
residents against students. It's a
poverty phobia that makes each
one of us uneasy about the Nixon
price freeze. Mass phobias can be
just as dest ruc tive as pr.ivat,e qiqes..