Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Gutenberg Experi Dear RY 111ARRiY 1101ric ('411umn1ist )ear )iary, The nicest man came over tonight. He is an assistant deputy to the chief associate assistant vice-president in charge of research, development and co ordination of academic and community affairs. But for the life of me I can't see just what he does lor a living--especially here at Carolina. lie tried to explain it to me, but I never did really understand a bit of it, except when he said his uncle was on the Board of Trustees. He said that he is the first man to hold such a position. But he's leaving because his other uncle is on the Board of l)irectors at Blow-up Napalm, Inc. He says -he won't leave until his cousin gets out of school with his Business Ad ministration degree; but that won't be for another year or so yet and I know this boy: he's been a student here for seven years. Anyway, I got the nicest in vitation from I Ata Tater frater nity today. They want me to come and discuss The Private Life of Tom Jones. I don't think they realize just which Tom Jones I'm married to... Chuckles Just got back from his lishing and yachting cruise on the Congaree River. He had a great time. although some people along t he river got mad at him when he torpedoed their rowboat. But such All GRAIN REG. $5.98 8 TRACK TAF REG. $6.98 NOW$57 - PLU! TOP Open 10.9:30 The South's. La ment Ma ry is the lite of a retired navy of ticer... .Jim I)ickey got his picture and a personality sketch in this month's Playx)y." I didn't know he was Krnest Hemingway if Hemingway had been a poet," or something like that. Anyway, it was a real nice article, and not like some other things written about him that I have seen. I'm just glad ihey didn't use him as the cen terlold. He would have had an awful time getting that staple out of his navel. But their layout had a nice picture of him, painted by somebody. Only the boys around here never read any of that in tellectual stuff--they just look at the pictures. I know one girl who said that she didn't read ..Playboy" because all she had to do was look in a mirror. I think I'll be going now. I want to Irame that picture of Dickey and the rooster can take care of the rest of the magazine. Mary Letters Films c lMit. HEERE: We would like first of all to thank the F ilms Committee for the ex cellent selection of films chosen for this semester. Secondly, we would like to express dismay at the prospect for the coming semester: A solid block of American films. Albums and ID -FUNK ALBUMS NOW ES - - EACH -- - - 10 45's ONLY 69$ E ruest and Most. C //E'RE, 7AKE /1 . 'L L Ge7 AA C)mmittee American films are shown in downtown Columbia and on television every day. Why in troduce American films ex clusively. when, up until now, the Russell House Theater has been the only access to foreign films available? B-Track Tapel & JACKS 599 EACH ACH 'omplete Record a ly CO/E. 'O TNER. (r. praised f< foreign films are of value in more than just the fields of language-learning, history and culture they constitute a refreshing aspect of the art as well as a different point of view. We would like to see foreign films frequently included in next by ON 5 INCLUDES: Yrand Funk on Time Grand Funk Closer to Home Grand Funk Live * Survival Jackson 5 ABC 3rd Album * Maybe Tomorrow * Brand New Opn10-9:30 nd Tane Stores >r work semester's schedule if this is at all possible. We feel that they are important. NINETEEN NAMES FOLIA)WED Noise li.ttn. REERE: I would like to know why WUSC was allowed to pollute the air with NOISE during Earth Day. I am referring of course to the mobil unit and speakers which they had set up in front of the Campus Shop vesterday afternoon. LOUIS E. LAURICII Hoppe Conttinued rtm page 2 iidgement. is not necessary. But perhaps if I told a joke. Hmimmm. Ah. listen: 'I have both won and lost . Winning is more fun.' What is your candid opinion of that joke, I think it is the funniest joke you ever told, D)ick." ' Thank you, Pat, for your confidence. I shall now, having slept my 7 hours and 32 minutes as always, leap from this bed and devote my usual 4 minutes and 47 seconds to my breakfast so that I may stride to work. Please order my regular bowl of cottage cheese and catsup." 'Wait, Dick, I have a good idea. Why not have breakfast in bed this morning?" 'What is breakfast in bed, Pat?" -Many people have breakfast in bed, D)ick. I'll call in the photographers. It will give you a warmly human image that will capture the hearts of - al Americans." * fy golly, Pat, you are right. Wait till I adjust this pillow behind me. T'here, now how can anyone sav I am not a regular fellow, just one of the guys. How do I look?" I"ine, D)ick, but maybe if you insf loosened your necktie..."