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lose s,treet
permanently
OP.
The cars stopped rolling on Green Street today. The
students, frisbees, baseballs and books in hand, took their
place. It was a beautiful day, WUSC was trying to en
tertain the groups of. lounging students and the street was
empty of cars. For many it seemed that the campus was
becoming more of a campus. Some said they didn't mind
the walk, a few said parking was a bigger problem today
than ever. They said it was a poor idea, they wanted to be
able to drive through the middle of campus to their
destination.
We hope that today's experiment can become a
realization in the future. Eston Merchant, chairman of the
board of trustees, said the closing of Green Street wasone
plan under consideration to eliminate the traffic problem
on campus.
This first step was taken in honor of Earth Day. They
wanted to demonstate that the pollution of cars was not
necessary as we might have thought. Harry Walker,
president of the student body, spent part of the afternoon
throwing a softball down the middle of Green Street and a
score of other students joined in the new found freedom.
The campus seemed to be less like downtown
Philadelphia. The cars were silent, maybe they will
remain that way.
The closing of the street permanently will not be a
university matter. It is a city problem and will be decided
by the Columbia city council. In an earlier ruling they said
that Pickens Street, which runs between LeConte and
Humanities, was too vital to the city. It could not be closed.
We hope the city will not decide the same thing about
Green.
Today Revisited
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('uu1n ist
Lust for sex.
A universal condemnation has
spewed from the righteous lips of a
member of the S.C. House of
Representatives and those three
words are his reason for the
damnation.
I,ucius Porth, R-Lex., introduced
a bill yesterday to sterilize all
female welfare recipients who
have two children.
He explained "lust for sex" as
Mr. Presi
liv AR T tiUll lOPpI
('oumni11tist
I want you to be perfectly
candid about this, Pat. Do you, in
your opinion, consider me dull,
stflly or. let the chips fall where
they may, not human enough?"
. -I have always thought of you,
I)ick. as human."
''Thank you. Pat, for your
con fidence. For more than a month
now my aides have attempted to
project a new image of me, em
phasizing my warmly human
(tialities that make me, in my
judgement, a regular fellow, one of
the boys. Yet, for reasons that are
unclear, the polls indicate our
ellorts have, in the final analysis,
lailed.
I'm sure it's not your fault,
I)ick.
"ORION
St for
the reason why so r.any welfare
recipients have a tot of children.
lie lurther said that the welfare
system 'is destroying our coun
try.
The Orwellian concept is not new
to this country. Big brother has
been a reality before and now new
evidence has been presented to his
continuing existence.
Indeed there should be an in
centive to decrease the population
explosion.
However, unconstitutional in
ident, a rei
Let me say this about that, Pat.
As it was a question of voter appeal
and thus of major importance, I
decided to cooperate fully. That
was my decision on this."
Was it difficult, Dick?"
I did not take the easy path for
that is not, rightly or wrongly, my
way. I appeared or the Today
Show to prove I was a regular
tellow. I granted countless
televised interviews during which,
though I sat in a straight-backed
chair. I crossed my legs to show I
was one of the guys. And, to
illustrate that I was warmly
human. I allowed the
photographers to take my picture
while strolling on the beach in
casual attire.'
. * Yes. )ick, I had never seen a
more informal photograph of you -
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sex
Vasion of priva( - and racist at
lit udes deriving from the fact that
most recipients are black and the
myth of their sexuality has led
them to produce many children, is
not the path to stopping the ex
plosion.
We also wonder where Porth got
his training in the sexual patterns
of the welfare recipient.
Or does this supposedly sane
representative of the people know
what the hell he is talking about.
This guy should get into show
hiz. he's a great comic.
gu1ar guy
wearing that windbreaker with the
Presidential seal on it and only a
hint of your sincere blue necktie
showing."
I even considered Ron's
re(tiest that I remove my shoes for
Ihe occasion to show my disdain
lor formality. But, in the end, I was
lorced to reject the concept, not
wishing to get my socks wet."
What more can you do, Dick?"
Well. Pat, the staff feels I
should be the subject of warm,
earthy anecdotes like the press
lold about Lyndon. But they
haven't thought of any yet."
Give them another month,
)ick. Wait, what about the time
yoi spilled catsup on your vest and
said. ')arn it '',
That language, in my
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