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Hope's history
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(Today we conclude "Hope's
iiistory of USC" with a wrap up of
recent history and predictions for
the future. Copies of this history
may he had by sending $5 to Harry
liope. care of the "Gamecock," in
unmarked bills in a plain brown
wrapper.)
CHAPTER FIVE
And there arose in the land a
great awakening. The people did
come together and cry out against
the evil doings of the oppressors.
For it is written, "And out of the
people shall come moaning,
groaning, griping and bitching
against the oppressors, repressors
and pants pressers."
Then one day at the University, a
man did come unto the city and he
spake unto the people saying, "Get
ye off thine asses and straighten
things out around here, y'all."
And the students did rise up
against those who did run the
University. And again the elders
gathered and pulled their hair,
poured sackcloth over their ashes
(for they were out of practice in
that habit.)
Again the wise one spoke: "Let
us give unto the students football,
basketball and a multitude of other
things to keep their minds off
thinking."
And again the guardians went
out, and did as they were told.
They started fraternities, signed
great athletes to their teams, built
a coliseum, a stadium and did seek
to carpet that stadium with a rug
costing thirty pieces o('silver.
And they did import a righteous
man to lead them, and he did much
smiling and said good things, and
the people of the land were taken
by him-and yea verily, were taken
.for a great ride by him.
nment
lential
by Charles Beeb4
editor-in-chief
t will be the duty of ever)
student body elections. I
r compared to past years i
s been close to zero.
-y of the press to serve
'he press of America has I
democracy by informin
ion relative to crucial is,
; Wednesday are crucial. 1
es expressed by students i
candidate debates and i
es not to campaign and
laurels is disappointing.
running a strong campal
platform gleaned from I
3ny people have short me
caught last year illega
ised his senatorial powc
:hoice seats at basketballi
s of political payola. An c
I be president of the studer
r, black, articulate and a
;n has a built-in political
ints on campus. Walker ha
discontent and frustratior
s an exponent of change a
und good but they are no
lescends
arolina
And dark days descended u
the people. They did drink P
and did throw wild orgies with
vice, fornication, drunkeness
dullness of the mind.
Again the great prophet ci
unto the people.
"If thou dost not awake, I
cause upon thee plagues."
The people did not awake, at
plague came. Lo, one day did
people awake and discover
they had an Administration.
And the Administration
cause upon the people gr
distress, and the people moa
and wailed. Then did the pe
awaken. CATI
The people went into the city
procure bells, boots and did a
their hair long. They condem
the alpacas, the Gants, the E
sheims and the 32-pound frater
and soroity pins.
And this time the elders met
did weep even lounder than bel
They cried unto God "My (
Just what the hell are these kid
to now?"
And those who did once wear
zoot suits, and those who were c
the flappers did condemn the a
of the young. They did bust
freaks and did close their tem)
of worship.
Then the young people gathe
around and said, "Verily! We
take this crap no longer."
They did enter into their stu4
union building one day and 'v
taken off by the Guardians to
Pharisees. Then did all the pe
cry out, and verily, they did ti
the administration building. F<
Is written, "All hell broke loo
And great war did cover
school.
The nhariseen and scribes
candi
does n<
nor is I
and ca
Carolina student of the
'he campaign has Jean
nd reaction to the in a sti
know w
3s a watchdog of where .
een instrumental promis
g, analyzing and concepi
;ues. Then
"he 'I don't give a refused
his year, the poor stated
he willingness of power
simply ride into job of s
obtaini
gn based on per- State S
,he ideas of other student
mories and forget workint
Ily validating fee respons
irs to enable his office.
yames. The entire A df
xercise in how to adminis
it bodv. shift in
welcome addition essentia
machine through Steve Si
s been effective in student
i of many students Take
nd student power. neglect(
t feasible. Walker interest
pon
ibst
sin,
and
ime
wil
d a
the
that
did
eat
ned
)ple
and
ear
their Guard, who loe p
and people great clouds of no
ore. gases. And lo, many were the;
od! were taken away into captivi
s up the conquerers. Many more
they who were driven from
the homes out into the land.
nce And dark days descended
ays the people of the University.
the The governor did tell the y
les "You will remain in thy hi
and will not utter wor<
red derisiveness. You will not rio
will ye be roastedin the pitsof h
and dammation."
lent There arose out of the city
were collector, who reviled and
the secuted the students. He did
ople manner of evil unto the stut
ash And the people did unite, an
r it shut him up.
se.'1 'Ten did the people relax
the uneasy silence. They trie
subdue their anger while th
sent ministration ripped them off
lates ai
t have a realistic approach to st
te cognizant of what student go%
ri be. Walker is not familiar with
presidency or the student senat
line Smith is one of those fortuna
ite of "ignorance is bliss."' She
hat has happened, what is going
;he is. All we have is gotten out 4
? of "'let's put a little love in our I
, but what is it going to do for stu
there is another Smith. Stev
to blindly make promises to any
that he plans to "formulate I
io that student government ma)
erving students." Smith has bec
ig the grade change, making t
fudent Legislature effective an
interests in the state legislat
p knowledge of student gov
ible attitude toward the proper
flicate balance exists bet
tration-legislature - this balanc
any direction. A strong student
I to the future well being of (
nith is not prone to rhetoric and
opinion.
your vote seriously. Student gov
bd by the student body for too Ior
in Wednesday's election - vote
Ives
a the But the people had eaten oft1
xious tree of the knowledge of Good a
/ who E~vil, and they swore unto the
ty by selves that they would take
were more out of .the administration
their Rut the administration didi
hear the warnings of the peop
upon They did not see that students we
adults.
eople And then did a prophet arise a
ames, say unto the people, the elders, 1
is in wisemen: "Yea, verily, until th4
t, lest in power to,realize that stude
allfire are not the docile beings they or
were, the elders will continue th
a tax foolish ways until their destruct
per- come; the wise men will tei
great their banal book until they, too, i
ents. destroyed. For the elders and t
I did wise men do not realize that thi
are here for the students, and tt
unto without the students, they woi
ti to have to pump gas -- yea, ver
e ad- pump gas and sling hash until tha
dying days."
ialyzed
ident government,
,ernment has been
i the machinations
e.
te souls who exists
obviously doesn't
to happen or even
)f Miss Smith is a
earts."' It's a nice
dent government?
e Smith. He has
individual and has
egitimate student
' perform a better
mn instrumental in 4
ie South Carolina
d has lobbied for
ure. Smith has a
ernment and a
functioning of the
ween students
:e of power could
body president is
:arolina students.
he is receptive to
ernment has been
ig. Take an active
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