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Senate t Passes ilm Last month the Student SenA abolishing class officers in a within. Student Government. function, they have little themselves to running noi final vote Wednesday Is dt The action is illegal. It is In package which states that carl elections by March 2. Senator Emily Wheeler, an right, is reluctant to disposi browbeat Jim Bradford, vice calling Wednesday's special i tant senators with political c issue. Presently Senator Wheeler h veto. He has the power to ellrr by class officers and streamlin he will not accept the senate N opinion. The bill Is a product , senate - and it should be ludged The Gutenberg i Studei By HARRY HOPE Columnist Student senate met today and approved a budget of $57,006 to purchase "political persuasion units" for the upcoming Gover nor's College Leadership Con ference. "Political persuasion units" arq cases of Canadian Fog, explaine( one senator. Senators began signing up for their posed pictures with the governor when they learned of the conference. Lists were drawn up o1 hometown papers which woulk receive the pictures of theii various hometown students witl the governor. One senator, Jock Blackmire told fellow petty-politickers that h, was an old veteran of posing witi dignitaries and would give theri pointeys on how to shake hands an1 flash smiles. Several senators were dressed i suits and ties.s These are th senator-s who will be running ic various Student Government o fices in the upcoming election: They vigorously shook the hands c all present and asked that the; remember thems on election ds) ROOF JEWELERS -Ni g JIL3 REPAIR PhswUSaMussaI n VSac uCAC C - 1221 Talor arnd Rogewood S9op'flg ugci4ORM SggOENT cCEiT. errorized egal bill ite passed an election bill package n attempt to end featherbedding class offices serve no clearcut power and usually relegate i-existent class - pro jects. The ceptive for several reasons. direct conflict with the election bill ididates must have filed for spring honorable institution in her own P of this relic of the past. She president of the student body, into iession and then terrorized reluc leath if they didn't support this iattempting to block Mike Spears Anate the excess baggage created e Student Government. Hopefully, rote as one which reflects student of Emily Wheeler-not the student las such. at politics When asked just exactly what politicking they would be doing and why, many senators did not know. "I don't know. We just get up there and politic and act like real senators. I dunno why," stated one senator. Student Senate's record has been short this year--the only legislation I being a unanimous approval of a pay raise and a resolution to continue getting the best seats at football and basketball games. "We're real good at trving to look important. In fact most of us are masters at it," he continued. I "Another thing we're good at we can lose $500 so fast it'll make your head spin. But I think it's really great that we are so im portant. ri"We're not on anpgo trip here. We're just important people, and you have to face it. And we wear suits and ties because, 'you can't n kiss ass in blue jeans.'" f'""""""""USC INTER-FRAl fPROUDL~ SEE THESE 9 FABULOUS MU TICK ETS ON SAL E NO USC Student Discount Availa Ct . Off for USC: tua nts. -ickets At. oliseu Box Office .Taylor St. Phannacy mmsOther Usual Cnliseum Agenacias Our man Hol How t .By ARTHUR HOPPE Columnist Sexual liberation , has finally arrived. Have you seen Cosmopolitan, that staid old magazine for ladies, lately? I just hope no one slips my kids a copy. The current issue has an article on 'The Perfect Affair" and how to do it--all in pictures and pations. The hero is a "Mr. Smashing." The heroine is described as "his dear adorable." The first photograph shows them embracing in the hotel lobby. "Mr. Smashing booked a suite and checked in early" says the caption. *No fishy looks from the desk clerk for his dear adorable." In succeeding pictures, they have a drink together, a bath together and go to bed together. Then it's out to dinner and off to a strip joint ("to fan those coals a bit"). Then they go to bed. Then they have breakfast in bed. Then they stay in bed. Then they have a party. Then they... Well, "the exquisite weekend" closes at the railroad station with: -The Finale. 'Until next time,' he whispers. 'I only wish I could tell your husband how lucky he is." I only wish I could tell you how hunted my friend, Satersby, looks these days. Satersby was leafing idly through his wife's copy Cosmopolitan when he came across the above article. "Sexual liberation is finally here!" he cried happily. "What did you say, dear?" asked his Mrs. Satersby. ERNITY COUNCIL PRESENTS. WEEK TUR DAY mR. 27. 8:3p SECIANS L1IVE -IN CONCER T - $4.00, $5.00, $6.00 bie At Box Office Oni With Sawt Addressed Stamped Envelope And Oteek or M.O. TO Blood, Sweat & Tears a 'neket.Carolina Coliseum, coiwnbla, S.C. WASA o have a ,Nothing, dear," said Satersby. Satersby did .iave a spot of trouble locating his dear adorable for The Perfect Affair. In fact, the secretaries around the office began wispering he'd gone crackers. But at last Mrs. Mullens in Accounting agreed to go along and she was a perfect 36-(36-36 So Satersby booked a suite 1$68.50 a day) under the names of Mr. and Mrs. deorge Smashing and when his dear adorable en tered the lobby, he gave her a passionate kiss. He says he's never received a more fishy look from a desk clerk. They had drinks together (Satersby nervously downing three double martinis) and prepared to bathe. Being a gentleman, Satersby took the wrong end of the tub and got the spigot, still piping hot. smack in the middle of his back. He came down on his dear adorable's left knee', severely wrenching it. He says he would have,carried her dripping into bed, as the next photograph visually instructed, but he'd somehow sprainedts wrist in the melee. So they decided instead to go directly to dinner, where they sat next to his wife's best girlhood chum. By now thoroughly smashed, A gold and black three dimeng Carolina ..al mounted on a 9% bra.. plate which may be engra A twelve Inch diameter gold which bear. anli Ineh likeneae c Send a check or money order poetage and handling to: St. Laurent 18 Heat h1 Charleetoa .Plesee allow two weeks for We ean me.gbeture aumton ooeasion. Wr~ Pe our whslei n affair Satersby insisted they go on to the strip joint--a sleazy, overpriceO tourist trap. His dear adorable, now In tears, woozily switched from-Scotch-on-the-rocks to Black Russians. When they got back to the hotel, she was sick in the bathroom for two hours. On the way to the station the next day, she was -so distraught, physically and emotionally, that she said she hated all men and was going to get a divorce when she got home. "I wish," wispered Satersby, "I could tell your husband how lucky he is." Since then, Mrs. Satersby, never having heard of Satersby's twin brother, has left him. His secretary has submitted a letter of resignation to Personnel, casting aspersions on his morality. And Mrs. Mullens is dunning him for 550 a week in lieu of prosecuting him under the Mann Act. Satersby still thinks reading about this new sexually liberated era in which we now live is great. "The trouble," he says thoughtfully, "is that so few of us are up to it." Copyright Chronicle Publishing Co. 1971) .WW ional 7 Inch University of South Xu 1K X %Inch walnut plaque. A med Is included with each piague. md blaek three dimsional seal lielvery. plague. for any organisation or sEe brochure for detag.