Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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From It to right, Greg Gund and Gary Payne, all residents of Pr are seen building the frame for tih Know The Gamecock is sponsoring a Clenison "Tiger" Joke contest as part of the Carolina - Clemson game spirit activities. Five dollars will be awarded to the person submitting the joke about the Clemson Tigers, Clem son students, or Clemson Univer sity judged to be the wittiest. The Gamecock staff will judge the jokes. The deadline for submitting jokes will be Nov. 18, and the name of the author of the best joke will be announced in the Nov. 26 Gamt cock. Jokes to be entered i. the con test may be addressed to Society Editor, Thc Gumecock. Box 1371, Campus Mail. The following jokes which in-I Glasgo has s for the times a fantastic ni MODEL--NANCY LA CASA RE~ (Now Attending OPEN 9-5 MONDAY-4 UNTIL 9 THUR SD A Homecoming Flori erson, Nick Masi coming float. eston Dormitory, well as severa e Preston home- tertd a float i Iny Tige spired the contest may serve examples for contest entries: What is a "Tiger" Ivy Leagi suit? Overalls with no should pads. Who loses when the "Tiger play in Death Valley? Blue Cros Who is the richest Clems< graduate? The guy who mak KKK robes out of bleached fe tilizer sacks. Who are the last ones to lea a Clemson dance? The riot squa What do "Tigers" know abot English ? It's very good on a cu hall. What is the most popub "Tiger" deodorant? Raid. What is the "Tiger" status syn bol? An outhouse with asbest< s:ding. What is the shortest book ev( written? The History of Clenisc Culture. weaters you're in tood ) .I). AY N TV.(1' Gamecock photo by Roekl This is the first year that Preston, at I other independent groups, has en i the honecomuing parade. r Jokes? is What do you call 96 Clem! girls in a swimming pool? 'I le Bay of Pigs. r What is the most dangerous on the Clemson campus? Ridi shotgun on the garbage truck s. n1 Why are "Tigers" forbidden swim in Charleston Harbor? Th r- leave a ring. Why does it take three "Tig< Ie engineers to screw in a lip I. bull)? One holds the bulb and t it other two turn the ladder. e How do you describe a "Tig< blueblood ? One who is born w a silver fertilizer spreader in I hand. n D I A M 0 f PIROUETTE JEWA GREAT NEWS 10% off to "C< FROM OCT. 14th * A STAFF OF H (UP TO DATE ON WIG! * THE NEW LOC THE GREAT LOOK IN F. FREE C ON SATI Please Bring g RSV Helicopters from the 21 Aviation Battalion will fly o Carolina Stadium during Sat day's game as part of the Colt bia Rally Support for Viet N Personnel (RSVP) program. Organizations on the Carol campus have adopted the 1 Aviation Support Company of 213th. Among groups participating Men's Towers Government, Int fraternity Council, Kappa D( S o r o r i t y, Panhellenic Coun Maxey Brotherhood, Sigma 1 Fraternity and Alpha Phi Om4 service fraternity. G&B PROOFS o All freshmen who have not turned proofs of Garnet and Bi pictures to Toal Studios must so immediately. PRESS CLUB -- Jack Bass, governmental afft editor of The State, will speak the Press Club luncheon at n< Friday in the Spanish Room South Dorm. All interested p ion sons are invited. 'he GERMAN CLUB Der Wilhelm von Humbo job Zirkel will have an organizatioi ng meeting at 7:30 p.m., Tuesd Students should inquire at RusE to House Information Desk for lo ey tion. CONSERVATIVE LEAGUE r,, Carolina Conservative Leap -ht will hold their organizatioi he meeting of the school year at 7 p.m., Thursday in Room 208, R1 sell House. 1PHONE NUMBERS ith University operators will 'is longer give out information lisl correctly in campus directori 4 D R I N G S . . FROM $100 AMILTON ELERS I Trenhlolmn Plaza - TAKE NOTICE :>IIege goers" TO NOV. 14th id OFFERS... AlIRSTY LISTS AND HAIRPIECES) ASH IONS OKES LJRDAY I.D. Card! 2215 DEVINE ST. HONE: 256-8935 Notes In ' P Brings 3th Information will not be given out ver after 11 p.m. ur- POETRY CONTESTS am The Kansas City Poetry Con tests, offering $1,600 in prizes ia and the publication of a book lth length manuscript, have been an the nounced by the literary editor of the Kansas City Star, one of four are sponsors of the contests. ,er- Closing date for submission of entries is Feb. 1. The winners will cil, be announced on April 27 at the Chi last event of the 1966-67 Ameri can Poets' Series at the Jewish ga Community Center in Kansas City, Mo. Complete rules may be ob tained by sending a self-addressed re- stamped envelope to Poetry Con ick test Directors, P. 0. Box 8501, do Kansas City, Mo., 64114. TEST DEADLINES rs November 29 is the last day to at register for the graduate record on examination aptitude test to be in given Saturday, Dec. 17. er- Prospective law students must register to take the College En trance Examination Scholastic Ap titude Test and one or more ldt Achievement tests by Nov. 12 for ,ial the Dec. 3 test, and by Dec. 24 for sy the Jan. 14 test. ;ell ,me ial :30 I1S no ed es. john romalin. the all-time he I We've pilt Jolin Roiun founded a patterni of p toire ii lieurs. lI xecute( shi Ip, de4picted on gennui ('o1lect1ion inludies eyV. 3.50 to 26.00. ill G;IW:ATI LOO)K'S (IawII.t en -.... n'o i rhe News Helico] December 16 is the last day to register for the National Teacher Examinations to be given Satur day, Jan. 7. r HYPATIAN TEA Hypartian Literary Society will le hold its fall semester prospective ir members tea Nov. 22. Any student f< with a "B" average on English courses through 202 who wishes oi to become a member should con- c tact Ginny Carroll, Box 763, by g Nov. 15. bi AD CLUB OFFICERS Advertising Club officers elected ti this week are Ron Elliott, presi- t4 dent; Bud Dotson, vice-president; A Lee Wilson, secretary; and Jennie R Sweatman, publicity chairman. f Lay-Away For WATCHES PRINCESS RINGS DIAMOND RINGS CHARMS AND A. A. ^Yarre 2024 DEVINE STREET I AL 2-314 e0 ro . ./ 4i n edsa, syo a trenialiu gretnesI4-.s. E'achl article nig to no pasing faney, mleriting I in the finest tradlition of Old nie lethtlers and nnuhby IBelgian ry excit ing extra, from perfui A-l''()YI', a (cont inuation of lii IInb.,o-.. .,. IM pters RoTC PLAN The Air Force ROTC is sponsor Ig a new two-year program which ill enable students in junior col ges and those already enrolled four-year colleges to compete or commissions in the Air Force. Male students having two years academic work left before re !iving either a baccalaureate or raduate degree may meet the sic requirements. Further information on the new 6ro-year program may be ob ined from the Department of ir Force Aerospace Studies in oom 305, Barnwell College, be >re Nov. 9. Christmas CHARM BRACELETS It 3ewdira IN FIVE POINTS 1< see beas he's, <s aInournet t ns to IOfharnbags eless styling right 1 .00.