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Staff Writer
Every day, someone, somewhere
on campus will cuss, Criticize and
cut the campus police because he
blames the police for all his trou
bles and miseries.
Many pe o p e are prejudiced
against the police because they do
not know what the camus police
ied. do and why they do it. It ia a
well known fact that most of the
misunderstandings which develop
in the world today, come from ig
norance.
Traffic violations must be the
most common cause of students
getting the chance to meet the
campus police. Unless the campus
police do their duty and give out
the tickets, the school would find
itself in the midst of a nightmar
ish predicament - all of the park
ing spaces would be filled, many
with unauthorized vehicles.
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Getting stopped and questioned
by a campus policeman when a date
is waiting or when too much of a
good thing has been had can be
annoying. Still, the campus po
liceman must make checks to keep
undesirable characters from com
ing onto our campus. A student
can be mugged, assaulted or rob
bed just as easily on campus as
on a back street uptown some
where if adequate policing is not
maintained.
Why does a policeman stop a
student who is drunk or just play
ing alround ? ('onsider Student "A"
who comes to his dormi slightly
drunk. Chances are, Student "A"
will find himself in the hospital the
next day b e c a u s e he walked
through a glass door. Another sit
uation: A group of students is
playing a n d aecidentally causes
one of their friends. Student "B"
to fall and break his back. Students
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have a campus policeman nearby
to "interfere at the time of their
accidents. At Carolina, Campus po
licemen are called on frequently to
take sick or injured students to
the inf irmary for medical atten
tion. This h m a t e u r ambulance
Service goes out to these ailing
students free of charge.
Students at times start spon
taneous pep-rallies or demonstra
tions in a good natured manner,
but the good-natured m e e t i n g
could turn into a destructive riot
at a moment's notice. These spon
taneous gatherings can block im
portant avenues of traffic causing
a danger to many persons. At
!such times, the Campus Police are
justified in using a little force to
clear the area.
Sometimes individual members
of non-Carolina groups who are
using campus facilities will un
knowingly violate a r u 1 e . The
campus police must have the skill
of a member of the diplomatic
corp)s in order to set t h i n g s
straight at such times.
Theft and lost articles are as
common at Carolina as they are
in any I a r g e community. The
campus police try to prevent any
thefts that may occur, and then,
if an article is stolen or lost, they
try to recover it.
Students sometimes forget that
the campus police are only en
foreing rules made by the gov
erning bsdies. The police have no
power to change these laws to suit
their moods. So next time you get
. parking ticket or a reprimand
for something else, simply remem.
>er not to make the same error
a second time.
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Even during the mildest weather
at Carolina, you can expect to see
the snow flying almost anyplace
on campus. The snow referred to
is not the cold, flakey variety but
the kind of snow that results when
one individual sets out to impress
another individual.
The most likely place on campus
to see snow flying is around any
of the girls' dorms. In fact the
snow jobs are p e r f o r m e d so
exuberantly at times that the little
snow storms may begin to thicken
and merge to reach blizzard pro
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SNOWBOU ND PROIS
The other most likely place or
campus to get caught in a snow
storm is in the office of almos
any professor just after quiz time
When students find that t h e i i
grades are taking a nose dive for
no other apparent reason than thai
they are not studying, a trip to th<
office of Dr. Joseph Blow or Mr
Jonathan Doe, average college pro.
fessor, is usually deemed in order
The purpose of the visit is to bring
the professor around to the stu
dent's way of thinking. This is n(
mean feat for often even the mos1
accomplished snowmen fail. How
ever . . . if you are a snowgirl
your chances for success in snow
ing your unsuspecting proff ar(
increased considerably.
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point. Case One; Subject: Jaci
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ject: Scarlett Mouthwash - typi
cal luscious coed sophomore (well
seasoned I. Problem: failing marks
on last three-hour y u i z z e s. Ap
proach toward professor: "My boy
friend treated me c r u e I I v and
therefore made concentrating on
those quizzes impossible." ((Cum
ment: In spite of the fact that the
explanation holds no air legally, a
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So there you have it. The snow
job at Carolina can only be pulled
off w i t h resourcefulness, talent
and charm, all brought about by
llong hours of practice. So whether
the target of your next intended
snow storm is a crotchety professor
or a beautiful girl, r e m e m b e r,
practice ... practice practice
. . . and you may end up with a
real blizzard on your hands.
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JSC Students
leceive Funds
'or Studies
By TINA DERRICK
Staff Writer
There are many problems that
student must face in his college
reer, not the least of these
,ing the financing of his studies.
Although the lack of resources
ace many of our students, many
teglect to t a k e advantage of
he University's financial aid
orogram.
Scholarships are awarded mainly
students of high academic i.t
g. Freshmen applying for soho
rships are advised to have Col
ge Entrance Examination scores
>Ove 1100 and rank in the top
of their graduating class.
Another source of income for
teedy students is found in loan.
Juring the period of January
1966 through August 1966, the
L'niversity approved approxi
nately 1100 students for loans.
rhese loans, which are divided
nto short-term and long-term
oans. vary in student qualifica
: i o n and repayment require
nents. Special loans to students
n business, journalism, nursing,
miusic, law and pharmacy are
ivailable. Eligibility of a stu
lent is determined by a special
University committee. To qual
ify, a student must be capable
rf maintaining good academic
itanding and be in financial
need. Although a final filing
late has not yet been determined
rfor I o a n's , interested students
should contact the Student Aid
I)epartment.
Grants, which are given as gifts,
re made to students of exceptional
nanciat need. To be eligible, a
Ludent must be in good academic
tndinr. U n d e r the newly de
ised program of Educational Op
ortunity Grants, an eligible stu
ent may receive a grant for each
ear of undergraduate education
-ith the maximum duration of a
rant being four years.
The last way that a student
may acquire extra financial re
sources is through winter and
summer employment. The Stu
dent Aid )epartment contains a
listing of par&-timc and full-time
jobs for students., The )epart
ment helps the student find and
acquire the job right for his
needs. Salaries differ according
to the job.
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