Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Studei By MARGARET SHALEULY Staff Writer It happens every semester. The winds blow, the rains fall, and the world stands still. Fear, panic and regret grip the hearts of many a mourn ful student. Yes, dear hearts, it is exam time agaiin. Twice a year anxious professors gleefully await this momentous oc Seese. C Cer . SpC n ) ~C. The coed of USC Is Coegiate as she can be She wear her Sunglasses As a hairband to classes But when she's outside she can't see. Sews6 MdwjrdL Spoken ON CAMPUS The pressure from final exams must be getting too great for some students. In South dorm this week two roommates w e r e diligently studying when they were inter hal. L I o I d I y chew on hard miuewtout sayuingawod wi h araer Aidsicc unche Lits casion. It becomes open season < students. Any and all weapons a allowed. The only defense pe mitted students is paper and in This unequal battle for grades waged with increased intensity i the exam days roll near. Profe sors rack their brains for ne and unusual ways of constructi impossible exams. After a certa number of years of failing nine Sung T By PAT ROESSLE News Editor Scoop, Scoop - the Charles Lindbergh look has descended up( our humble, collegiate liti campus. Now, before you read any ft ther, begin humming a few bars "Off we go into the wild bl yonder" or, "Up in the air, juni birdmen." It will set the mood. This isn't truly a fashion nci arbicle, of course, for by this tit everyone with vision has notic that every girl with hair has tak to wearing her sunglasses in and everyone with perception c tell that it makes them look li airplane pilots. Something like this was bou to happen after the weak atten at the beginning of the semesi to start a trend towards sad oxfords fell through. Because y< know - what - style loafers (ca mention the name because it's fi advertising) have become an e cepted part of our feet as t< nails and just as uncomprom ingly attached. The people w c o n s i d e r themselves absolut< unique at this school assert the selves by wearing navy blue ra coats instead of oyster white on Although anything longer th National Con, Would you like to be Would you like to wit Do you have full-tim Are you 18 years of Could you work a n time per week? . NAME-_ _ ADDRESS PHONE___ IF INTEREST SEER! Dalliance will be e mantic appearance, vinced. Young bla< seersucker wearabli mer shades. Tailor to impress the lady SPORTCOATS by H.l.S., Dacron-cotton seersuckei season's most wanted cc CREIGHTON SPORT SHlI gray, gold, red or green BERMUDA SHORTS, cott, gold, red or green ... SLACKS, cotton or Dacrc green................... SWIM SHORTS (not sho' SUITS (not shown) .... inder n per cent of your class, it does get -e a bit dull. r- However, for the students, there k. is never a dull m o m e n t. Most is scholars approach the problem in is a sane and adult manner. If they s- can't devise a way of cheating, w they simply give up. Dragnets are g put out for old exams, surrepti in tiously obtained. The FBI would -y be proud of the efficient manner lasses 1 %ey Make Good a crewcut will do for the hairdo, it is fairly essential that you acquire the right style sunglasses - namely, not the Siamese kitten >n kind which end up in two carat le gold points, but the regulation Audrey Hepburn - Breakfast at r- Tiffany's type which wrap around Df your forehead and cover three ie fourths of your cheeks in the bar r gain. On the Pacific Coast, manu vs Movie R 'Th nid Did you know that James Whit. pt more has given his life in the e battle to save the world fron u- being overtaken by Giant Ants? t Well, if you saw G raveyarc ee Shift Saturday night, you do. Per kc- sonally, we consider this bad taste oe- le.ting a giant ant eat Jame, is. W h i t m o r e. Week before las ho Richard Denning starred in thi ly same movie - except that ther4 mn- were scorpions instead of ants - n- and he didn't get eaten. And wo es. like James Whitmore better be an cause he looks like Spencer Tracy SUMMER JOBS pony Offers Summer Jobs guaranteed $1500 or more this sur it a $200-$500 scholarship? ............. i use of an automobile? ................. age or older?............ Inimum of 25 hours part-time or 44 ED, Complete Form and Mail To I 5E~ SHO0PPE I nhanced by a casually ro this establishment is con les are recommended our is, therefore, in cool Sum ,d handsomely, of course, with one's taste. Country Casuals, or Haspel. ...regulars, shorts, longs, lors............................. tTS, cotton or Dacron-cotton se n or Dacron-cotton seersucker in-cotton seersucker stripes of siame colors asn lised aou Over in which these amateur detectives always get their "skinny." A veneer of secrecy surrounds t h o s e underworld activities. For approximately two weeks before exams, obvious suspicious charac ters, fully attired in a raincoat with torned up collar and bulging pocket, meet secretly with equally suspicious characters behind big oak trees and 'in dark hallways. [ake Fa, Headbands, ' facturers have become particularly accommodating and are purposell styling these sunglasses with elas tic backs. It would be really unfair to pre tend that this aspiring convention serves no purpose. Obviously, sun glasses used as a hairband do a tremendous worth-while service in keeping your hair out of your eyes. But, gosh, this presents a problem, eviewed: em' We don't like ants, either, big or little. We prefer them big be. cause then at least you don't step on them in your bare feet. They may eat you, but you can see then coming. Of course, they do make a lot of noise. James Arness played a govern ment man and Fess Parker was a fellow who got thrown into a mental institution because he say the giant ants (not, as was said in a certain boys' dorm at the time because he thought he was Davy Crockett). And James Whitmor( was a nice cop who got eaten. To College Men rimer? ........ YES NO 0 1: YES NO YES ND YES NO ..hours full- YES NO BOX A-249, U.S.C. ........ 1 15 t 50 erukrsipso ble .... 5.0to59 c oon see suce or Futilit1 0 If it wasn't for the honor system, I one might be led to believe that Carolina students would stoop to cheating. However, such an act would be an obvious violation of the honor code. One might even lose his "Dinky button." Some foolhardy s o u l s bravely stay up the night before a final, cramming their heads full of fool ish facts. The next day t h e y shion roo should you venture out into the sun. The minute you lower the .,reen tinted goggles to cover your yes - flop, straggle, straggle -- the old hair falls in your face. The po:nt is though, this could just solve everything, since with hair hanging in your eyes you can't see anything (including the sun) anyway. Therefore, if you really want to be unconventional, ion't wear sunglasses at all. 0' Can you I living is I it won't be easy. By 19 icans will live in 40 la tan areas--each with mn lion population. To ki munity from becoming will take people with that can help cities mo swiftly, safely and co Some of the ideas con and women of Genera in effect, form a "Pr< In major cities, the, develop balanced ti built around rapid ri tems . . . and they advanced equipment control the trains. The oping a TV monitorii enables a single engii miles of auto traffic. WM'DMMAf Si1R1W M ~M Of. wearily march to the exam hum ning "0 n w a r d Christian Sol liers." Then they proceed to draw ingenious little pictures in the pretty blue books for two hours. Needless to say, it is not an art !xamination. At the beginning of Lhe torture-session, a chant of "We shall overcome ." greets the smug professor. All hope is not lost, however. Some kind soul drew up a list of possible excuses to be employed by rationalizing students. When one is given an objective test, the proper comment is, "It doesn't let you express yourself." If an essay CHARLIE'S CUE Meet Your CHARLIE'S CUE AND CU Luncheonette Servi Ladies I CHARLIE'S CUE 503 Ma CKZK It avo >reth ami- je*niet a"Jamsvi Trtici ideas - ideas lems Gener :e more trafiic working on. 10mically. ects, in this efromthemen world, dema Electric who, engineering, gress Corps." physics and 're helping to if you'd li ans portation Corps" after il-transit sys- placement di re providing itied young p to power and at General E i're also devel g system that Rogru /s eer to control . ajet engine G E NE RA Finals test is given, one should reply, "It's so vague. You don't know what's expected." The course may consist of many minor tests or a few n1ajor tests. One is free then to complain that many tests keep one on edge all the time, and that too much depends on each major test. If, for some wonderful reason, the professor gives no tests, don't say a word. Just feel privileged and give thanks six times a day. Anyway, things aren't r e a I I y that bad. They say one doesn't really appreciate History 12 untAl the third time around. AND CUSHION Friends At SHION BILLIARD PARLOR ce and Soft Drinks Velcome AND CUSHION in Street *T7 99I L f ri ter a 15-mh mly on f ayrb 11Eeti pol r Thei numrou proj f 3nryad run h -d a aityo alns rector. He ca ep ul eopleS begnd thei'r Electric PO)l r Thr u merou pr% Snan others.Mi