Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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He Says I hate a guy who gives a girl a "line." You remind me of my sister. Where have you been all my life? What a beautiful moon! Let's have another drink. You're different than other girls. Gosh, honey, I've fallen for you. You send me from here to eternity. How do I love thee, let me count the ways. For you, I would fly to the moon, sail the seven seas... You're hiding something from me. You were made for a convertible. MUSIC STUDIO h AUTOHARPS :e FIVE, TWELVE AND e FIFTEEN BAR AND DON'T FORGET TO ASK ABOUT OUR CHRISTMAS LAY-A-W AY Phone AL 4-0825 3912 Monticello Road "'~ I . toa's. rokes Toor tOu thwoo.r~nind tre Engin eengachtiedme stfraalmsto four ci ofepowr fro esedl engitneyerctrat eagle tion teon ane o p forgieern envIronme. trceableess onurreri anteacits tesentalen turbinees... ratkt eng~ powcrera. Teyn are n Ifevery el farospen. anticatesthn ca.en Prat CONNECTICl FLORIDA OP He Thinks She'll hate me in the morning. More like my brother. Probably hiding in a dark cave. Moon, schmoon, I wanna spoon. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Natch, you wear pants! Watch out for falling ROCKS. Paternity! I'd like to start the countdown right now. Tourist rate, off season, of course. You, Jane, Me private eye. Yeah, a Castrol Students Look a Carolina student straig the face and what do you se, Two soleful bloodshot eyes, b othy grin .. . (all lovable peop ust have big toothy grins) aybe a couple of cheeks. But turn him around sidewa: ad THEN what is the domina iaracteristic? The nose. SYLVAN BROS. South Carolina's Leading Jeweler SINCE 1897 1500 Main St. Richland Mal - pwllfndtatsmlPatl arrngme and eqipen en moe ditantreaces o dmrogramshi energ cnersion ith progrmss excfigtng propul. aes spanningow the aeotio ycs repating enines gas oew wilvfnde tha sameoratt &n , aryinge and uilpoet eathyN progress. ToAy.'Ls She Says Me tool You're like a brother to me. Waiting for you. Nice, moon, nice! One itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny. I don't use Man-Tan. Silly, pick yourself up. Fraternity I'll let you! You're so - so athletic. What's to hide? Love 'em. :Know T It The human nose characteristi 3? as described by World Book ar ig rather vague: "Narrow to mode1 lc ate width, medium to high bridg( straight to convex . . ." Compare this vagueness wit Vs animals: Cats and dogs have r at nose at all (that is distinguisi able). Shrews and especially el( phants have noses that just kee on going. Cleopatra, considered a g r e a beauty of the Nile, is pictured wit hardly a nose also. She more < less had a forehead which ende an inch above her mouth. WANTED: Coeds with initiative, will ing to work 30 minutes a l day. Write P. 0. Box 1645, Columbia, S. C. T HERI WIL L AN E The breadth of Pratt & Whit requires virtually eyery techni ambitious young engineers a contribute to our advances o Your degree? It can be a B MECHANICAL * AERONAUTICAL ICAL and NUCLEAR ENGINEERIF ISTRY * METALLURGY * CERA e ENGINEERING SCIENCE zr API Career boundaries with us cai through a corporation-finance Program. For further informa tunities at Pratt & Whitney college placement officer-or Stoner, Engineering Departm Aircraft, East Hartford 8, Conr SPECIALISTS IN POWER... POWER I FOR AUXILIARY SYSTEMS. CURREN AIRCRAFT, MISSILES, SPACE VEHl DUSTRIAL APPLICATIONS. Aircraft --IIO CONNECTicUT tIDA A She Thinks Yours is long enough to ang wash on, bubi Familiarity breeds attempt! n alf of it I wasn't even xroundl 3ut don't try to reach for t, sonny boy! What's par for this ourse? lrother, will you find out. 'allen, and I didn't even ave to knock him down. faternityl What's this no-'count up oP hope he forgets his Iramamine WATCHITBUSTERI This hot-rodder better ool off. y Noses s Any woman with a predicament e like that today would immediately resort to plastic surgery. But some , enterprising entertainers, such as Jimmy Durante, turn predominate h large noses to publicity advantage. 0 We are especially aware of our noses during the cold season which is guess when. Colds not only in P convenience innate mannerisms like breathing, they make it t strangely impossible to taste any h thing also. We may be aware that r food is between our tongue and the d upper portion of our mouth, how ever, it tastes flat. Coffee and wine, and apples and potatoes have identical, indistinguishable tastes. identicle, indistinguishable tastes. Noses are also commemorated in many old proverbs: "Plain as the nose on your face," ". . . Keep your nose to the grindstone . . or out of other people's business." SL ie~y~Xircraft p rograms' cal talent . .. requireS~ nd scientists who can I the state of the art. S., M.S. or Ph.D. in: * ELECTRICAL e CHEM. IG* PHYSICS . CHEM.1 MICS e MATHEMATICS 'LUED MECHANiCS.; i be further extended~ d Graduate Education~ tion regarding oppor. Aircraft, consult yourj -write to Mr. William L ent, Pratt & Whitney ecticut. OR PROPULSION-POWER r UTILIZATIONS INCLUDE' ICLES, MARINE AND IN-) U UNITED AIRCRAPT CORI'j A Prestoi Orphai By PRECIOUS ZURLO Feature Staff Writer Elmira Gantry was no ordina emale. To begin with, she w idopted by the Preston boys wh( he was just a baby. They four er on the Horseshoe apparent leserted by her parents in tl eginning of Oct. It was then Avhen she was picked up on t) Elorseshoe - that Elmira di laimed her lot as a comm( round squirrel and entered tl ampus society as the princess ;econd floor Preston. A special dwelling place w Milt for the little tyke from :onverted liquor box with tv :ompartments. One of these w furnished with straw and rags at ;erved as her sleeping quartei There was a door leading fr< this chamber to her own priva )athroom, the edge of the windo sill. The other room in her apai rnent was empty and seldom use Miss Gantry preferred to ros around the dormitory room. During her campus carec Elmira really got in the swing things. If she was very thirs and there was nothing bett around, she would drink watc Actually, she preferred beer. H favorite food was chocolate canc but according to one of her Pr( ton friends, she would eat an thing "that didn't come from t Russell House." Elmira also lik to chew on people's fingers. This last trait came as quite shock to unsuspecting visitoi Being very friendly, the prince would make herself at home in t palm of anybody's hand. If s reached out for an innocent chon the frightened h o l d e r wot abruptly withdraw his hand, a Miss Gantry would fall to t floor. There was another u n u s u characteristic in her personalil In the morning, at sunrise to CAMPBEL PHA Corn DRUGS - SI NOTIONS - Just A JILQ 1009 AS! "WE SPECIAL Catering to I Serving Breakf< AIsc CHARCO Buttered Bun, Fret CA Sparkilii pe on THE UN' other puirrel on their ears. Now Elmira is no longer with us. She has gone south for the winter. ENRY'S Out Loud flagrant injustice is being Never before in the history oss example of unmitigated man against his defenseless has reverted to the dubious reed pooches for mercenary ped to the lowest of lows by iold and I shudder yet to say understand that anyone who is pedigreed pooch in this ly attempting to purchase a ught for an instant: install incite one to violence. But to plan? That is purely the end A poor little defenseless pooch was purchased on the install f-respecting canine would ex his many relations became death would there be escape. imaginable terror of knowing uld happen to him if he were oo terrible to contemplate. i ray of hope on the horizon. IONAL CANINE DEFENSE ip has taken an active and logs. s' Bulletin, the league has >re all mankind. How does a ed from the hands of a part ke all his payments? He feels and everyone knows there is ected dog. inders the bulletin, "do we ings in living creatures?" chasing is not an evil thing inanimate objects. But what mat's the question I want an The time has come for you, the aristocratic dog lov ers, to take an active stand in this fight against the in famous installment system. If you have the courage of your convictions, if you have the stamina to be militant, if you have the blood of your forefathers, then write to the National Canine Defense League, London, England, and join in the battle to free Fido from this fantastic frustration of his freedom. Campus!l iBIA MOTEL) EST OF FOODS" lumni of U.S.C. en Days A Week. pecial" AND WICH s ................. $1.00 -'op Glasses ~signs styles CAROLINA iBoysM Girl S( exact, Elmira Gantry was like an alarm clock, although not nearly y as noisy. Her method of awaken s ing her roommates was to nibble dly DAVE F U. I Thinking n DOG LOVERS UNITE! P 1e thrust upon our canine friend: of of capitalism has such a gr profiteering been attempted b: s canine companions. a It is not enough that man practice of selling his pedig compensation, but he has stoc d allowing his pure-breds to be S. it: on the installment plan. It is relatively simple to t must resort to obtaining h despicable manner is obvious d social standing. Dwell on the horrible tho r ment buying. It is enough to procure a dog through such a r, of horrors. of Imagine for a second how ty would feel if he knew that he er ment plan. Of course, any sel r- pire of humiliation. And if er aware of the situation, only in Y Even is spared from the ur s how he was obtained, what wt Y- repossessed? The thought is 1 he But despair not! There is ed Hope in the guise of the NA' LEAGUE. This fearless grot a vocal stand in defense of the s. In their publication, Dog ss stated its heroic position befo he dog feel that has been retriev he owner that has refused to ma p, rejected, that's how he feels, Id nothing unhappier than a rej id "How much longer," thi he have to tolerate spurious dea "In itself, installment pur I when it comes to procuring -y- will it mean to the dogs?" T be swered - what, indeed? L'S CORNELL RMACY ell Arms .HOOL SUPPLIES SODA FOUNTAIN -iop, Skip And Jump From The 5poAfAmnan Sofa IEMBLY (NEXT TO HEART OF COLUP IZE IN SERVING ONLY THE B inder-Grads, Post-Grads and A Is A Must on Our Listl 1st, Lunch and Dinner Daily Sev , Featuring Our "Gamecock Si ikL BROILED STEAK U h Tossed Salad and French Frie MPUS S[ ig Crystaiware Pictorial Reproduci4 of ' CAMPUS BUILDING ' COLLEGE SEAL ' GAMECOCK rmanently fired-in de all popular sizes and of Glassware Owned and Operated by IVERSITY OF: SOUTH