Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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40 'Happiness Is A New Book Of Meal Tickets' BY EVE HORNE Society Writer (Editor's note: Since everyone is familiar with AMr. Charics Schulz and "Peanuts" andi their "Happiness is a Warm Puppy," we are here offering our own version of Carolina "Happine8s.") Happiness at Carolina is: -Your best friend in your most boring class. --A London Fog. -A friend at the front of the Math line on Registration day. -A pair of weejuns that is finally broken in. -USC, 49, Clemson, 0. -An instructor who is eleven minutes late for class. -A check from home. -Going active. -A black sports car. -Warm toast at breakfast. -Saturday night. -The night after your last exam. -A diploma - finally. -A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and getting away with it. -A free cut. -No Saturday classes. -Your first sophomore course. -A fraternity pin. -The day before Thanksgiving. -A parking space. -A parking place. -A new book of meal tickets. -No eight o'clock classes. -Passing for twenty-one. -An unempty mailbox. -Your name in the "Gamecock." Yankee Girls Find Southern Boys A Little Too Friendly BY BECKY SQUIRES abuthgllnyofheS t Society Writernd If you're a native South Caro linian, you've probably wondered what in the world prompted ali~h nsertus."ae wy these Yankee girls to leave the Boston baked beans and snow oa the North for the grits and rair. of USC. It bothered us too, but here at last the truth is revealed. Boys, it's your accent. To ao t r Yankee girl there is nothing more enr aefudteSuhr appealing than a slow, Southern ostbemrfiedy-" drawl - at least until she finally ltl o redy fyuakic deciphers it, while passing the Iwssae odaht aeMs Reviewing Stand in front of the Wrz n oehsial Russell House. After this mortify-wihaaprmn. ing revelation of the Southern Prastems ihyie style of speaking, many Northern gre ri faSuhr o girls lose their taste for these i i blt odiei l ot dulcet tones.ofcnItnsprtullyhm For the typical Yankee girl, onefrmaorigrtenypry of her most eagerly awaitedintern."hsoebycud' moments is that all-important coe,"u ewsabte Iie first date with a Southern boy.thnms Nohenby ae aboutetheadlilentor ooptheorothe society andfeatnrepatesihe CWindol Mheightendternhin impresneon.jHe turnedwhenearliestuwnll beagivenaB andrty youhae r thrUby erSeavefd wthFenc Fritern Special Stdoys Rtoebettue frindl Toat "A AllhDay$1.75setaURAN a iNd gardatedraif oortSouThernobo in therain"Thi one bycud' evn ee7hewae,"on oe1ds Dear Z (EDITOR - IN - CHIEF'S NOTE: Miss Lisa Lennox has taken a "flying morte." After many weeks, Lisa has left "The Gamecock" staff. Replacing Miss Lennox is an attractive sophomore, Zazel Wilde, who has trans ferred to USC this fall from Bard College in New York. Miss Wilde cordially invites questions of all types, which she will answer from the ex perience she derived this summer, living on the sand dunes of P'rovincetown, Mass. This week, Miss Wilde will answer questions received by Miss Lennox last week.) Dear Zazel: What's the story behin Naomi and the campus cops? LORRAINE Dear Lorraine: Ask the editor! * 0 * Dear Zazel: While taking a History 1 exam the other day I saw a gir cheating. Being a rah-rah, am rather concerned as to what step I should take - should turn her name into the Hlono Hoard ? CIIARLES Dear Charles: Hell, no! It was me, you fool! " " " Dear Zazel: I received a ticket on m; car from the campus polict Heing broke, I don't have the funds to pay for it. What shal SI dlo? PAULINE Dear Pauline: IVhy don't you try snowing a campus cop? o " * Dear Zazel: I've got an English 45 ex amination next week. I have (ate every night before the NUSSELL HOL WVhat happens next, you'r< )pobably wondering. Well, ou: Northern friend has her secon< date with the ungentlemainl., S o u t h e r n gentleman, gets t< understand the USC customs, an< vows that she'll never leave Souti Carolina. ped HOICE MEAT Potatoes, Onion Rings, lad, Bread and Butter Jounson3 Zel....B1 exam, so I won't be able to study for it. What shall I do? BETTY CO-ED Dear Betty Co-ed: Call Davis College the day of your test and report a bomb in the building. " " " Dear Zazel: Is it true what they say about Dixie? PERCY Dear Percy: We'll uever know. She dropped out of school last week. * . 0 l)ear Zazel: Why don't we ever hear about anything that happens in Miss Zazel Wilde Student Senate? Being inter ested in student government, I would like to know what they are doing. ARNOLD Dear Arnold: Well, they . .. and, then. .. Actually - they haven't done a damn thing! " 0 " Dear Zazel: I have seen quite a bit of drinking this semester at the football games. I thought that no alcoholic beverages were SHIRTS L "SLEEPINI FITS WEl STO] One Day Servil L A UN DRY MAIN ACROSS F:ROM TI F r ZAZEL WILDE permitted at the games. Why are the students drinking if they aren't allowed to? WENDY G. Dear Wendy: Social pressure, y'all. " " " Dear Zazel: Since when did Sigma Chi start putting the county police on their guest lists? S. A. E. Dear S. A. E.: Last week. Homecoming, you knowl Dear Zazel: I saw posters for "Supper and Sex" at the Wesley Foun dation. The supper was 65 cents. How much was the sex? DOT Dear Dot: I'm not sure, honey, but I think it was 66 cents plus tax. Dear Zazel: Why don't they start bottling the coffee in Russell House and selling it as XXXX. HELEN W. Dear Helen: Because you need a prescrip tion to get that sort of thing. Dear Zazel: I have just cut out of three classes. Where do I go from a here? FRIEDA k Dear Frieds: o1 Home. d " 0 "d Dear Zazel: T What does "P.D.A." mean? G The house mothers at South B Dorm keep yelling "P.D.A." FROSH t} Dear Frosh: to Tell 'em to take five. ar M sc le - n< Si S1 c< P 'Ael "s< Serving T he Gamecocks In Their Own Backyard 00K SHARP NITH B COLLARS" LL! IES WELL! LOOKS SWELL! me By Request... & CLEANERS AT BLOSSOM IE AMEN'S nDRMITORIE:S Bantam 4 rl -Can BANTAM BEAUTY: This wech is Miss Alice MacDonald, a Sophom major, likes horses, horse trainers, because she says she takes a lousy p )orm Couns Viany FreshE Dormitory counselors have been r, inounced for the 1963-64 school w !ar. These girls are chosen by the a >usemothers to help keep order i the halls and assist new stu- K mnts in learning the rules for )rmitory life. F In McClintock Sue Abercrombie, C rudie Nagel, Becky Smoak, Le- C rande Moorer, Susie Skipper, Jo - ischoffberger, and Mary Frances itchell are the "Big Sisters" for e freshman girls. Helping the new girls to adjust G college living in Wade Hampton e Eloise M c M ill a n, Roberta ears, Joyce Goodnight, Jane Nel- S1 n, Connie Brownlee, Bonnie Har- n y, Beth Able, and Beverly Pour- o lie. Upperclassmen t r a n s f e r s in muth will be assisted by Sue ade, Susan Bourne, Faith Mur Wraternity E'lections, Activation KAPPA SIGMA S' The pledges of Kappa Sigma ' aternity have elected their offi- q rs. Jerr-y Johnson was elected ti resident; Paul Valentine was U ected Vice-president; Ray Lundy, cretary; andl Jim Crow was ected Treasurer. LAMBDA CHII ALPHA The following men were in ated by Epsilon Psi Zeta of ambda Chi Alpha at the Univer Ly of South Carolina on Novem r 1, 1963: Joseph Earle Cr-aw r-d, Jr., Spartanburg, S. C., and ober-t Leroy Morgan, Beaufort, C think young, say 'Pepsi please!' PEPSI-COLA Columbia Pepsl-Cola Bottling Co. Beauty 4 iecock Stall Photo by Underwood 's girl in the light trench coat ore. Alice, who is an Education and dislikes boys with cameras, hotograph. elors Help aan Girls ay, Emily Redding, Peggy Fret. ell, Betsy Pons, Mary Kearns, nd Carroll Whiteside. Counselors for Sims are Ann :ennerly, Patty Winter, Wanda ohnson, Charme Sturkie, Lucy ,ohson, Jackie Callison, Sharon 'Donnell, Jane Walter, Mary arolyn Spears, and Bitsy Foster. VORK IN EUROPE rand Duchy of Luxembourg Nov. 6 Summer jobs are available for .udcnts desiring to spend a sum ier in Europe but who could therwise not afford to do so. Lmong available jobs are office rid sales work, tutoring, life uard and high paying (to $400 month) resort and factory work. The American Student Informa on Service also awards $200 travel rants to students. Interested stu ents may obtain the AsIs 24-page rospectus listing all jobs, and a avel grant and job applicarion by riing to Dept. N, ASIS, 22 Ave. e la Liberte, Luxembourg City, ~rand Duchy of Luxembourg. Lnd $1 for the prospectus and rmail postage. The first 8000 in uiries receive a $1 credit towards te book, "Earn, Learn & Travel in uirope." Acr.e3 of 5ree Par i;ng, NOW SHOWING neroLDs BARRY NELSON DIANE McBAIN TECHNICOLORO ' @g im WARNERQBROS.0 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS 75c AT ALL TIAAEC