The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 01, 1963, Page Page Two, Image 2
PaUlne Ta
Pauline (the little witih): Mama, mama,
can Ah borrow the broom t'night ta ride
o'er Columbia and haunt the kids at
USC? Please, mama, please can Ah bor
row the broom?
Mama Witch: Honey, chile - ya just know
Ah shouldn't let ya take the lil ole broom
t'night, but, punkin', Ah'll let you ride
- yaur mamais broom t'night if ya promise,
sweetcakes, ya'll not do too much harm at
Carolina.
Pauline: Gee, mama, that s'nuff is peachy
keen. I'll take really, really good care of
yaur broom, hear?
Mama Witch: Beat it.
Pooof - Pauline flew away like a bat out
of hell. She flew directly over Columbia and
landed her mama's broom at the University.
She first tried to haunt the Wesley Founda
tion, but her efforts failed - they asked her
to spend the night and offered her meals.
Next, little Pauline flew, flew away to the
infirmary, where instead of fright, she was
greeted on sight and offered polio sugar
lumps.
Upset, disillusioned, and weary, Pauline de
Our Honc
The honor system is dead. It died several
years ago when many members of the fac
ulty began to question the honesty of Caro
lina students and they, in turn, took ad
vantage of being placed on their honor.
Although buried deep in the past, the
honor system has seemed to live on from
semester to semester - in name only. To
day, the honor system at USC is merely a
matter of jest, since it is not seriously con
sidered functional by either students or
faculty members.
Students on the Honor Board are pres
ently doing all in their power to revive the
noble principles of the honor system; but,
their labors will be useless if the faculty
does not co-operate. Right now, there is little
encouragement from the faculty regarding
the use of the honor system; only one pro
fessor, Dr. Daniel Hollis, has personally
approached us with the problem.
We think the honor system could be a
PETE AN
Let's Take A Stan
A M 0 V I E entitled "PT-109" had authored no s
played at one of Columbia's of legislation.
theaters earlier this week. To add to his
S t a r r i n g journeyman actor comings, the your
Cliff Robertson in the role of a regarded as anti
youthful and courageous World widely criticized
War II PT-Boat commander, the to take a stand o
p)roduction wvas almost a routine atrJspR.M
Grade D war movie,.iho tels
As it turned out, "PT-109" was snes
rescued1 from obscurity (and fi- Yti h u
nancial failure) by the fortuitous teDmcai
c'ircumistance that its PT-Boat tinJohnFtz
commandler, N a v y Lieutenant alotbcm h
(jg) John Fitzgerald Kennedy, prsdnilnm
was destined to become the 35th yerlar,i1
President of the United States. wnbt h rs
In the spring of 1956, John tinrdth e
Fitzgerald Kennedy wvas a some- lwd
what obscure first ternm United ~ EDR
States S e n at o r from Massa- jhok"TeM
chusetts.det-1(0"g
A LTIHOUGH his book, "Pro- o hthpee
files in Courage," had been Layin"F -
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cided to bug home, and at once went to ge
her broom. But, to her shock and surprise
upon her mama's broom was a parking ticke
from the campus cops.
Meanwhile, back home:
Mama Witch: Honey, chile, ya home al
ready?
Pauline: Yeah.
Mama Witch: A'm here in the kitchen wit]
Naomi sippin' s o m e h o p s. C'mon ir
sweety, and tell us 'bout t'night.
Pauline: Mama, mama, those nasty campu
cops at Carolina gave little ole me a park
ing ticket on yaur broom . . . Ah ain
believ'n it! They give j'st ev'rybody on th
campus tickets - they must be makin'
fortune. A'h wonder what they do with al
those coins, huh?
Naomi: Don't knock it, kid! I'm having ai
affair with one of those cops - how dii
ya think he's keeping me, huh?
Pauline: But that ain't fair, hear?
Naomi: Shut up, kid, ya don't question th
authority of the campus cops.
Mama Witch: Beat it.
>r System
truly good thing for the University, but fo
it to be successful, the faculty will have t
take the first step. They should begin b;
placing students on their honor during exam
inations. We can cite many, many instance
when we have taken a test under the watch
ful eyes of a suspecting professor and hi
assistant, both of whom were pacing th,
classroom for 50 minutes in search of stu
dents who might be cheating.
This is an honor system? If this is th
way the faculty (as a whole) wants to en
force the honor system, then it is time t
get rid of it, for it does not serve the purpoa
for which it was established.
If, however, the faculty desires to con
tinue the honor system, let us offer them i
challenge: place students on their honor
When students are aware that they are beini
trusted by their professors, the good and
noble ideals of Carolina's honor system wil:
begin to be realized. - Myers
DREWS ----
d: John Kennedy
ignificant piece The picture that emerges is one
of a shameless and ruthless poli
political short- tician who makes the most of
g Senator was money, good looks, and public
labor. He was opinion polls to project to the
for his failure public the "image" of the leader
a the late Sen- that they want.
Carthy. He was If the American people voted
of Senate ab- for an "i m a g e" in 1960, an
"image" is what they got -- an
ner of 1956, at idol, a movie hero, but not a
stional Conven- leader.
~erald Kennedy AS Eleanor Roosevelt said of
is party's vice Kennedy at the 1960 Demo
nee. And four cratic National Convention, "Sc
)60, he was to far he has shown considerably
dlential nomina- more profile than courage."
tion which fol- One by one the problems of
Laos, Cuba, Civil Rights, South
.White, in his Viet Nam, etc., have been left for
king of a Presi- the pollsters to solve. It is ar1
yes an account exercise of statistics, not states.
So does Victor manship. It is a case of the blind
- The Man and leading the blind.
The Columbia Fine Films Coin
mittee did not sponsor "PT-109.'
Clearly they missed a trick. Foi
"PT-109" is an important movie
symbolic of the age in which wi
live, a symptom of a disease.
It is a measure of the political
skill of our chief executive and ol
our willinc'ness to follow him.
A
as the first
ie1=Exchange
SMYERS M. C r e
Ms.State Univ.:
BLEDSOE Cow bells are coming back ...
R USS EL L they will be sold at the coming
REDDING games at Moo U.
Northeastern Univ.:
ina Calgano The housing department of
:e McCarthy Northeastern Univ. has another
Connie Wall under its care ..,. a "cute, brown,
PatRoesleandi rather fat" mouse. He is sit.
Pat Ressle uated between two lockers on the
rlton O'Neal Commons Concourse.
lill Campbell Univ. of Florida.:
arry Barrett Tickets sold for game . . . only
problem . . . seats are not there.
niIa Reardon Washington State Univ.:
ie Merrymnan Former student, Brain Stern
K. Roberts berg, who was paralyzed In a
drcsPee trampoline accident last July is
dik.Pte recovering slowly. A "Brian
Sternb)erg Trophy" has been
00(d- established by the Seattle Times.
KyId tohf . Univ. of Colorado.:
He ns. ,n Twenty-six co-eds are learning
-,r )~I the "gentle art" . . . otherwise
'n rc.ayce known as judo. The literal mean
e. Ann noarton, ing of the word judo in Japanese
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In closing, I would like to say
that the best thing Medlin could
do now, besides publishing an
apology, would be to keep to him
self for a while. (Let's say two
or three years.)
J. D. L.
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Campaign Feature
Editor
The Gamecock
Dear Mr. Myers:
I was rather impressed by Miss v
Kathleen Higgins' article of Oct.
25. If I were to follow her lead,je
I would suggest the following a
standard campaign poster form, n
which every candidate would be n
required to use on all posters:
(1) name of candidate, (2) office d
sought, (3) qualifications (list ar
previous leadership experience), ~
and (4) character references.m
While Miss Higgins' approach Ni
might emphasize the seriousness th
of student body offices, it would t
also have the effect of reducing Bn
both the number of candidates ~i
and the number of voters. At the be
moment I would say that Cairo- be
lina is in greater nieed of students 19
interested in student govern- o
ment -- whatever their means of ou
campaigning -- than of featureth
writers who go to any length for
a "filler" article. m
ma
If the venerable Miss Higgins sui
is so interested in the quality of thi
campaign posters, why doesn't ofi
she run for office?
STEPHEN FOSTER tai
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Homecoming Gripe n
Editor de'
The Gamecock gio
D)ear Mr. Myers: me
We wish to express our disap- era
pointment at the poor handling of ani
our Homecoming half-time cere- bee
monies. A f t e r spending much lin
extra time, effort, and money at ba<
the "request" of Interfraternity act
Council and Dean Cooper for the to
betterment of our Homecoming cot
festivities, we feel that we are brc
justified in feeling duly slighted. pol
We understand that only 15 pa:
minutes can be devoted to half- cle
time ceremonies; however, with Joi
some planning equal time could to
have been given to all partici- the
pants, all
Even to a student, this show cxc
appeared to be highly disorgan- s'g
ized, so one might imagine how aer
it appeared to the alumni and rat
visitors. We suggest that in the
future a little more consideration
be given to those organizations miu
wvho worked so hard trying to e
improve our Homecoming. adm
JUDY McDOWELL, WI
ELLEN HORTON flue
L~ULA MURRAY in
TODD A
Nei
M- Aum
I AY I extend to the newly ti
elected officers of Student a,
>vernment my sincerest con- cl
atulations. You have elected tc
me fine people to serve you ki
r the remainder of the year,
d I look forward to working
th each of them.
These elections do bring one al
ing to mind, however. Some
ing of concern to me is the vv
et that our class officers ac
ally have little to do in connec- t
in with the office that they I
Id. There is nothir,- in the at
nstitution nor in the Student su
dy Statutes that offers any er
ties for these officers to pur
e.
This year we are fortunate in
ving some of the finest class h
ficers in quite some time, and b
are in high hopes of finding C0
mething for them to do that n
>uld be constructive and help- ar
1 to the University. We are,
wever, starting from scratch er
th nothing to guide us. su
fe
RELIEVE that we need to be
gin class meetings in order F
find the opinions and interests i
the members of the various pr
isses and can do more to pro- p
)te unity among the classes ev
emselves. This would be par- E1
ularly helpful for senior de
isses to plan reunions, etc. and Bi
)uld, I believe, be a great al
nefit to all of our classes. cv
Before attempting to plan si<
ch action, we will need to know pe
w you feel about such matters ac
d what suggestions you would cc
ve along these lines. In addi- in
-Carl Hen
Can We Afford
To Shelve Our
Weapon's Systems?
V E note with interest that in
the Air Force B-47 Strato- Wi
force, once comprised of 1,400 Lia
nbers, is now being phased out shi
I lined up for a massive burial
ir Tucson, Arizona.j
Every week more of these nu- bu
nr capable weap)on's systems en
being added to the vast Br
veyard, and by 1966 accord- W
to Defense Secretary Mc- re,
mara, the B3-47 will be comn- eri
tely Phased out. Also, we note thi
it production has been stopped K<
all bombers including the W,
52 Stratofortress and the B-58 ha
stler; the Skybolt missile has an
m scrapped, andI the 11-70 has no
mn drastically curtailed. In fu
19, when the plans to phase w(
the B-47 were first an
meced, it was widely assumed a
It the force would be aug- oa
nted by development of other o
*nned systems, but this as
nption has been discarded by a
highest echelon of dlefense a
icials.hi
ccordling to Defense Secre- fI
y Robert McNamara the to
nned bombers and the large th
>ital ships are no longer inc
ided while the more sophisti- coi
ed missile systems are being ph,
reloped and placed in opera- fo:
n. Secretary McNamara has Ke
t with opposition from soy- wa
1 responsible military chiefs mi
I one by one these men have to
n transferred, whipped into rea
3, or retired - often in a th<
khanded fashion. McNamara's CCI
ions have not endeared him
the military leaders of this1
ntry, andl they often appear
w-beaten into supporting his tru
icies. This fact was quite ap- us
*ent in the hearings on the nui- the
ir test ban treaty. Some of the Ch
nt Chiefs of Staff appeared we
have grave misgivings about ma
treaty, but said that since ho:
the other powers (with the Th
eption of W. Germany) had stil
nedl the treaty, it would be a ef
ious political mistake not to th(
ify it. thi
is
f E agree that it probably det
would have been a political cor
take to reject the treaty, but the
are also concerned with the fac
'antage given the Russians. the
y did not the treaty forbid all per
lear testing - underground, a
the atmospher, on lnd, .a .l
ILSON
lowly Elected
lass Officers
d Some Duties
on, if you have any suggestions
to what class officers or
asses themselves may attempt
pursue, please let them be
town.
NOTHER thing which we
should like to hear from you
)out is your reaction to the
omecoming events of last
eek-end. All of you realize that
is was far different from any
ing that we have had in the
at several years. Many of us
e hoping that we can continue
ch events and bring in the
tire student body so that
eryone may be involved in the
Dmecoming activities. Now that
sig Thursday" is no knger
re, this could develope into the
ggest day of the year. Of
urse, for this to be so, we will
ed a holiday for homecoming
id we are confident that such
n become a reality if there is
ough student interest, so be
ire and let us know how you
el.
E owe a great deal of
I thanks to Dean Cooper who
!rsonally took charge of the
rale and had a lot to do with
erything that happened. Doug t
more also assisted on the stu
nt side of the activities. Carl
-azell and the Alumni Office
so did a remarkable job to keep
erything going on the Alumni
le of things. We had a lot of
ople working together and the
tivities were a tremendous suc
ss. We hope to see a lot more
the near future.
dricks
the ocean ? We think that this
is an infinitely greater mis
Ke, and( a mistake which we
all live to dleeply regret.
r is good that the Soviet lead
eras seemi willing to negotiate,
t we ask -- can we trust thenm
Lugh to unilaterally disarm?
itain made this mistake before
Drld War 1I and she has never
rained the strength and lead
~hip in the world community
it she once enjoyed. John F.
nnedy, in his youth, wrote in
F4y England Slept that Britain
dI disarmedl to a great degree
di that the United States must
t make that mistake in the
ure when she has attained
'rId leadership.
l'hat future is with us now v
d we seem to be dismantling
r manned forces and relying
the missile systems more and
re. The type of war which we
likely to fight in the future
11 not be one of nuclear anni
ation, but one of limited con7
:-ts, or police action. We need
augment and strengthen all
Sareas of our defense posture
'luding troop carriers, hell
>ters, manned bombers, cargo
nes, ground forces, guerilla
'ces, polaris submarines. John
nnedy once said that he
nted a choice in the use of
itary forces, but it appears
us that his choice is being
tricted, and that eventually
re will be no alternative ex
>t "fight or surrender."
H lE communist objective is
still to bury us. We can
st the Russians to deal with
only when the advantage is
'irs; we cannot trust the
inese at all. How, then, can
retire the Strategic Air Coin
nd in the face of such open
itility? According to General
omas S. Power, the B-47 is
I a potent weapon and could
ectively deliver its weapons in
year 2000. Many others feel
S way, and we insist that this
not the time to reduce our
errent strength, while the
rimunists are not reducing
ir offensive capacity. Another.
t which is alarming is that'
missile systems are not 100
cent reliable, as assumed by
great percentage of the pop
tion.