The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 18, 1963, Page Page Five, Image 5
CRESCENT GIRL: Miss Ann
the brothers of Lambda Chi Alph
for 1963-64. Anne, who was croi
spring, is pinned to Kenneth Jew
New Sororil
Entertained
Some seventy-five Carolina so
rority pledges were entertained by
the Chi Psi pledge class last
Thursday evening. The informal
drop-in was held in the lounge
of the Chi Psi Lodge. Sponsored
by the Fall pledge class, the
gathering spotlighted the first of
Welcome Hom
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question that haunts ma:
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Oliver Porter, Jr. (B.S.(
Southern Bell's Greenvil]
A week hadn't passed
practicing member of thi
In addition to desigt
put to work directly serv,
e Mclver Brunson was chosen by
a fraternity as their Crescent Girl
vned at the Alumni Banquet last
cl.
y Pledges
By Chi Psi
Chi Psi autumn social programs.
Late during the evening, many
of the guests, pledges, and broth
ers joined in singing folk songs.
Following the entertainment,
refreshments were served in the
adjoining library.
The guest list included Dean
L. E. Cooper, Dean of Men.
ecoming
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OLIVER PORT
nt really be a challenge?" is a
ny young engineers.
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e, S. C., office July, 1962.
when Oliver became a full-fledged
e District Engineering group.
duties, Oliver was immediately
rig customers-handling requests
Dear Lj
Dear Lisa:
I never thought I would have
to write to you but here I ar
with a truly large problem. It
is my room-mate - there are
so many fine things about her
that this one aspect of our liv
ing together was previously
only a small matter. But re
cently it has gotten very diffi
cult to live with. You see, Be
linda, my room-mate talks ir
her sleep. That in itself is not
bad but what she says is com
pletely shocking. I never have
heard such awful language, or
experienced such wild actions
as she speaks of. I really can't
sleep and it scares me to think
of what she may say next. Can
you offer any solution to this
problem?
Sleepless nights
Dear Sleepless:
I can't offer a suggestion as
to gaining more sleep but if
you have need for a little extra
cash, and what student doesn't,
why don't you tape her sleep
type conversations. Then offer
to sell them to her for a good
price or give them to WUSC.
Dear Lisa:
I have been reading your col
umn from its commencement
and I have now come to the
conclusion that there is some
thing very subversive going on
at the Gamecock through your
column. It appears, after care
Rain, Ra
Carolina
BY JAN SMITH
Society Staff
Now that the rainy season is
upon us, I feel that some informa
tion on this topic is of utmost
importance.
Of course, even the most unin
formed students realize that a
London Fog and a big black um
brella are absolute essentials.
Some less educated people even
go so far as to add boots to this,
but boots take all the fun out of
r a i n y weather. Why splash
through puddles if your feet don't
get wet? So what if your weejuns
COMPANIES
ER, JR.
for service or facility rearrangenm
and acquiring public and private
Oliver found his challenge q
time impressed Southern Bell wit
ing proficiency and ability to repi
Oliver Porter, like many youn
to make things happen for his con
are few places where such restles
or rewarded than in the fast-gro
BELL TELEPHONE
AN4OF-THE-MONTR
84.... By
ful examination that the Dear
Lisa column is an outlet for
t he Mindazenty Foundation
propaganda. I would suggest
that your column be more care
fully censored by those with
the power to do so. Because I
have noticed such a steady
Miss Lisa Lennox
stream of comments which are
directly in line with the Minds
zenty way of thinking, I feel
that perhaps y o u r article
should be cut out all together.
I would very much like to dis
cuss this matter with Lisa Len
nox.
Mr. American Citizen
Dear Sir:
I am at your call.
in, Stay A
Wants T
are ruined? It's a marvelous ex
cuse to get new ones. And, just
think, if you catch a cold and go
to the infirmary you can get ex
cused cuts.
Of course, rain isn't all fun.
There is the ever-present problem
of how to balance a stack of
books, while trying to open an
obstinate umbrella. The general
order of events is to first pinch
three fingers, then jab a spoke in
one eye, and finally - success!
Uh, oh! Spoke too soon. Oh well,
the books will be as good as new
after a few hours' drying.
ents, advising architects
right-of-way.
uickly, and at the same
h his technical engineer
esent the company.
g engineers, is impatient
ipany and himself. There
sness is more welcomed
4'ing telephone business.
COMPANIES
LISA LENNOX
Dear Lisa:
I am having a little diffi
culty understanding my math
12 and although this is not a
typical "Dear Lisa" type of
problem, I hope that you can
help me. I barely got through
Math 11 so you can see that I
really don't have too many
smarts in the mathematical
area. This trigonometry is just
getting me down. I have asked
several of my boy friends to
help me with my assignments
but somehow we never get
around to doing the work. Do
you have any suggestions as to
how I can get some help, which
I desperately need, with the
math?
Questionable Math Student
Dear QMS:
What is a typical Lisa prob
lem? I think that perhaps you
should ask some of the math
graduate students for aid. They
know a great deal, naturally,
about their subject and there
is little possibility of getting
off the topic of study with
them.
Dear Readers:
Do you have a problem which
you would like solved? I would
like to help you with any diffi
culty which you may have in
your life here at Carolina.
Please feel free to call or write
me in care of the Gamecock
any time.
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way -
Play!
After accomplishing the rmirac
ulous feat of having at the same
time an open umbrella and an
armload of nicely-balanced books,
you are ready to proceed to class,
remembering to splash through all
the puddles you can find. Inci
dentally, this is even more fun
when someone else is walking by
the puddle you are splashing
through. If this happens, just
stomp a little harder; it makes
people so happy.
After arriving at your class,
you have awaiting you the great
joy of closing your thoroughly
wet umbrella. The easiest way to
do this is to first drop all your
books on the floor. If you are a
girl, this creates no additional
problems since some gentleman is
bound to happen along sooner
or later. If, however, you are a
boy, you will have to pick them
up again yourself, but it is far
preferable to jabbing the umbrella
in your eye again.(
The next step is to gather up (
your books and to find a place S
for your umbrella. A very nice ']
place is to hang it on the back a
of the seat in front of you. How- p
ever, if the person in this seat I
is bigger than you, then I would t
advise placing it on the floor, a
At last! Fof fifty minutes you a
are dry and warm, but, alas, soon
you must once more venture forth
into the dreary, wet world. You I
finally manage to open your um
brella and have everything nicely ~
balanced. Summoning all your (
stamina, you step outside, only to
find that the wind is blowing the
rain and an umbrella does abso
lutely no good. Aw, what the
heck! Throw the umbrella in the
nearest trash can and continue on
your merry way.(
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zeans different things to both sf
To the girl it means.. . .
-a starry-eyed smile.
--admiring glances.
-roses and a serenade.
-70-odd kisses from brothers
-blouses with pin holes.
-dates to all the games and
-a warm and comfortable ft
be Russell House.
-a happy glow when she's
ouse.
-an emptiness when she's qt
-security when she's been fai
ier.
-radiance when she's kept it
-a HEAVEN when she's talk
my rock that sparkles.
To the boy it means....
-numerous handshakes.
-friendly remarks starting v
-a trip to the pool.
-A long letter to Dad.
-a few short letters to Wint
-blackballs from C2.
-a pinless shirt.
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-a bother when he needs to
-long talks about ambition ai
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