The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 19, 1962, Page Page Three, Image 3
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Who Says
Where would we be without
historians?
The answer-and our apologies
to History 11 victims-We would
be in a state of absolute and utter
confounded confusion.
Just as a for instance: Suppose
that some of the archives were
destroyed and there was no record
of the reason behind some of the
ornate monogram bricklaying on
the campus sidewalks.
A new tradition would certainly
spring up.
All the Answers
Since freshmen college students
by nature know everything about
anything and seniors seem to feel
they were here when the place was
built . . . and since all the students
in between always have a ready
answer (pop-quiz conditioning),
legends and tales (There's a dif
ference?) will multiply like Easter
Bunny Eggs in Spring.
Take for instance (some people
can't . . . they're excused as con
scientious objectors), Heevert
Cleveland. On his first day at Caro
lina he met a gay young miss
named Agnes Stouthart.
Young Love
It was infatuation at first eye
ball-meeting; Agnes worshipped the
bench Heevert warmed and lIlee
vert appreciated Agnes' help in
keeping it thawed. As they sat on
opposite ends of the bench, pas
sionately . . . but modestly
gazing at the bricks in front of
Lessons In College
To Thinl
There comes a time in the life
of every college student when he
is bound to ask, "Where am I
going?" "What does it all mean ?"
"Who am 1?"
Sometimes, these all-important
questions arise during the course of
or the aftermath of a party. Some
times, however, they occur in a
splurch of soul-searching while the
unsuspecting student is happily
shredding dandelions on the horse
shoe, or dodging bulldozers behind
Currell, or bidding seven no-trump.
Suddenly, blaim, there he is . . .
thinking.
ha counts
.ng
Bricks Are
them, they knew there was some- reply:
thing between them. Nothit
It was silence. "B;
"I feevert? "-timidly. "It,
The silence . . . broken . . . Japan
picked up its pieces and stole who t
away. days.
"Yes ?"-scared. ticing
"Ileevert, may I ask you a lated
(Iutest ion ?" ln u
"Yes . . . what was your name
again?"
"Agnes . . . Agnes Stouthart."
"Oh yes . . . sure, go ahead." "t
"IHeevert, what's that funny white lating
buncha bricks doing in the middle Swahi
of all the red ones. I guess I cause
should know, but I kept dozing off that
during orientation." quickl
"Oh, you mean the initials lently
ODK ?" "T4
"That's right.' counte
(Short pause is indicated by three dexad
(lots, thusly:) . . . "That was the as ni<
University's first librarian." cigar
"Oh really . . . who?" propp(
. . - (Same sign-same reason: Six C
he's thinking.) died o
"Olivia Dean Kalloway - she
perpetuated her name in stone for
raising the fine on overdue books Th
from 1c to 2c - thereby doubling He w
the salaries of all the library per- ping,
sonnel. Remember, those were he w
depression days." transl
"Oh Heevert, it must be wonder- disgra
ful to be so brilliant." Maxc
That night Agnes met a football Ma
player at a freshman mixer (the Iat
upperclassmen did most of the Grouc
mixing), and they lived happily lating
ever after. memo
Time Passes Ed.
"The
In answer to a similar question, you n1
University senior Theodore Mc- issue.
Finister Smith (circa 1990) might Easte
Life No. 7
I Or Not T<
Besides the fact that this is oc- gentl
casionally inconvenient ("Hey, For- soft s
tesque, look out for that Beetle with lady-1
a tree!"), it tends to confuse the stare
student's hard-won instinct for cent
conformity. No one else ever seems matic
to be thinking at the same time Joy o
you are. to a
Case in point: Murgatroid crisis
Schultz and Manassas P. Klunk. the t<
Murgatroid and Manassas were a What
very happy couple, a perfect ex- We
ample of young love-in-bloom- Frien
engaged-in-June-to-be-wedded - soon. To )
One evening, when Manassas, one Murg
eye on his watch (it was 11:50) of th
and one on Murgatroid, folded her To A
has s
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ous ti
wvhen
more
see h
can g
stay
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libusti
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her g
call
beer.
by ev
was I
cold<
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tossed~
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varioi
Yes
there
sensel
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thoug
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chains
showec
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Square.
"Those Greek letters
ig much."
t what do they mean ?"
3 the Greek spelling of
Lse name for a Frenchma
aught Latin here in the ear
He was also the only pra
physician on campus. Tran
the Hippocratic Oath in
tges-a total of 623 dialvct
Emergency
was in the midst of tran
it into 16th century literai
li (and this is difficult, b
they only wrote on ston<
he received a call to con
. . a student was vi<
ill.
e poor man had never ei
red the after - effects
rine and diagnosed the cas
otine fatigue from holding
instead of a cigarette. 11
d the guy up and gave hi
ups of coffee. The studei
gibbering idiot.
Better Dead Than
poor doe never got over i
'ent back to his stone chij
but it was discovered th;
is carving not the Oath, hi
ating Marx. He was fired
ce and hanged himself fro
r monument.
Rr they discovered that it w:3
ho Marx that he was tran
and laid these bricks in h
ry."
Note-Save this copy
Gamecock." It might he
take sense out of next week
Or you can use it to wra
r Eggs.
Think
into his arms and murmur<
weet nothings in her ear, h
>ve fixed him with a fever
and in dulcet tones remini
of a mufflerless and ast
Model-T, asked, "Manasse
f my Heart, what can we <
lleviate the current wor
? Our generation must be:
>rch to light the way to peat
can we do?"
11, Manassas joined the Unit
Is Of Old Horses Organiz
bolish Glue Factories, ai
itroid became vice-preside
e Glue Manufacturers Unit(
bolish Old Horses, and neith
ioken to the other since.
ich just proves, it's dange
think of the world situat i<
you're p)inned. There a
important things to do. .il
aw many times a minth yi
et onto the society page, mi
>ff restriction.
n ther.e wvas Ermint rude Fi
~r, wvho, out of a cleir b.>
ne mtorning in the mUidlh
rits, became iibsessedl withi
o preach the gospel again
She was hanged in effig
ery fraternity on camipus mi
ound one morning passed el
utside of the Taproom, h:a
>een forced to i mbihe sin
illons of bubbly while hei:
up and dlown on a blhmk,
tn-style, by a group of ira
ate students who were wi r!
1 an amalgamated thesis ei
g delerium t remieni ini
is forms.
, Mathilda and Peirc iv;
is a moral to the seemiing
ess foregoing recitat ion. TI
Time a wickedl, nasty th. ugl
your way, eispec.ially :'
hit you haven't thought b~
Duck. Start plaiting ch>v
,or eat a poipsiele in :
is Washtub and1( K a zoo Tr
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