The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 08, 1961, Page Page Six, Image 6
MyBabyDatesA Wolf
If he parks his little flivver
Down beside the moonlit river,
And you feel him all aquiver,
Baby-He's a Wolf.
If he says you're gorgeous looking,
And your dark eyes set him cooking,
But your eyes ain't where he's looking,
Baby-He's a Wolf.
If he says that you're an eyeful,
But his hand begins to trifle,
And his heart pumps like a rifle,
Baby-He's a Wolf.
If by chance when you're akissin',
You can feel his heart amissin',
And you talk but he won't listen,
Baby-He's a Wolf.
If his arms are strong as sinews,
And he stirs the gypsy in you,
And you want him close agin' you,
Baby-You're the Wolf.
-Wabash College Caveman
Fight TB
Use Christmas Seals
Pi Beta Phi Arrc
Pat Adair
South Carolina Alpha Chapter
of Pi Beta Phi social sorority will
hold its biennial Arrow Ball to
night in the Columbia Hotel ball
room from 9:00 to 1:00. Music will
b)e furnished by the Delacardo's.
Patty Whitlock The officers and their dates are
Pat Adair, president, escorted by
Mike Callahan; Patty Whitlockc,
vice-president, with Ronnie Ingle;
Jean Carol!, Recording Secretary,
escorted by Ken Holland; Anita
escorted b)y M i k e Daniel; Mary
Wallace IIilton, treasurer, with
Etdward Bra ilsford; and Margaret
D)ickerson, social chairman, es
corted by Clark Reed.
Anita Soltis
Mary Wallace Hilton
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By Cloudy Hardy I
This week's senior spotlight
lalls on Sara Kelly Krebs, the
)nly girl at Carolina whose family
real estate agent is the father of
;wo movie stars.
Kelly, as she likes to be called,
s a distinguished graduate of
Washington-Lee High School in
krlington, Va. Other famous peo- I
ole who have attended W-L are
3helley Mann, Olympic swimming
c
!hampion, Forest Tucker, Shirley k
icLaine, Warren Beatty, and
he writer of this article. Shirley
gacLaine and Warren Beatty are
he children of Kelly's real estate
igent.
Kelly, now 21, was born in
Washington, D. C., just across the
Potomac River from her Arlington
qome. She made Carolina the
university of her choice because
f its excellent School of Journal
ism.
The Real Kelly
Although she has had to cut
:own on a lot of her activities this
year, she is still a VIP on the
Garnet and Black staff, social
chairman of Kappa Delta, Na
tional Projects Chairman and
President of A 1 p h a Kappa
Gamma, a member of Panhellenic
Council and the "Y."
What is the "real" Sara Kelly
Krebs like ? It is really a sad story
according to her.
"The worst things happen to
me. I always have bad luck no
matter what I'm doing. I'm the
person who habitually loses suit
cases when traveling, whose plane
is always late, who gets stranded
in Nowhere, T. S. A., and whose
bus runs out of gas only three
miles from Columbia and who has
to wait three hours for the gas."
Poor Kelly. The horrible thing
ibout her bad luck is that she
may never realize her life ambi
Jion-to be paged over the public
rIddress system in the Russell
1ouse.
U. S. Desperate
It is well to note here that the
U. S. government has been in des
perate condition for the past four
summers. It employed Kelly. The
Bureau of Public Roads hired her
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Jean Carrol
Margaret Di)ckerson
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or two summers, but refused to
Jlow her to enter its sacred doors
fter that. The next unlucky vic
im was the Federal Aviation
gency. The last unfortunate was
he Bureau of Mines.
One day last summer, in the
lureau of Mines, Kelly was alone
n the office when the phone rang.
'he caller was a gentleman who
vished to know the law on pan
ing gold in the Potomac-specifi
ally, if he found gold, could he
eep it? She assured him that if
e did pan gold in the Potomac he
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could keep it.
Kelly's favorite activities include
sailing on the Gulf Coast, water
skiing, horseback riding, and read
ing. She wants to go to Europe or
the Bahamas this summer, but
first plans to rob a bank to get
the funds. She loves to eat because
she's always hungry, and can di
gest anything, except beets and
milk.
Interesting Facts
People who wish to understand
Kelly should pay particular atten
tion to the following information.
Ily Krebs
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The impo
>ird watchers, who always take notes
arc able to keep one eye on the bird
notebook. Eye dexterity of this type
to the girl watcher. It enables him to
the same time, even when the girls are
sides of a classroom. The beginner,
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free membership card in the world's
to discreet, but relentless, girl watch
the society on reverse side of card.
ook, 'The Girl Watcher's Guide." Text:
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rmission of Harper & Brothers.
"She's a chronic liar," courtesy
of Fran Baskin.
The most interesting thing she
ever did was to kill a porcupine
with a .32 calibre automatic.
She went to Michigan last sum
mer and went swimming in Lake
Superior, which has extremely
cold water.
She has lived in Biloxi, Miss.,
and Panama City, Fla.
She cannot cook or sew, but can
iron beautifully.
She wants to go to Europe for
a very unusual reason, "Because
I've never been before."
And last but not least, she
wants Santa Claus to bring her a
job and a solution to all her prob
lems.
More Bad Luck
The subject of misfortunes just
keeps popping up. Those of you
who have always been afraid it
might happen to you, read care
fully. It did happen to Kelly. She
and her date couldn't find their
car after a football game. Even
after all the other cars had left
the parking lots, they couldn't
find the car. After hours of
searching they finally reported a
lost car to the highway patrol,
which found it for them.
Once at the end of school, Kelly
had to catch a train at 3:00 a.m.
The campus police had to let her
out of the dorm and take her to
the train station. After the cam
pus police departed, a man in the
train station remarked to a city
policeman, "There go some of your
buddies." "No," the city police
man replied. "Those are campus
police from the University." At
Phone AL
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rtance of head
who must watch the girls one at a ti
this type, must learn to restrict his mi
balls. The girl watcher never mov
head-turning, particularly if it is acc
or whistles, is the sign of the amateui
thing to shout about, try a Pall Mal
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So smooti
that, every one in the train station
started snickering. "I know they
thought I'd been run off the cam
pus. I was so embarrassed, and to
top it off, I looked like a mush
room. I had worn all of my crino
lines because I didn't have room
to pack them."
A Little Crazy?
No, not really, she just enjoys
skipping down the beach. In fact,
she likes to skip everywhere she
goes.
The staff of the Garnet and
Black once held a contest in which
,he object was to guess what the
prize would be. The person with
the best guess won the prize
Kelly. The only trouble was, the 4
boy who won her didn't want her.
Sims residents are always
royally entertained at "Chuckle
[four," a regular 11:00 p.m. fea
.ure in Kelly's room.
Artist
A pyschological study made of
Kelly during the interview shows
that she is a frustrated artist.
Proof of this fact may be seen
in the newspaper office where one
desk is covered with her drawing,
in grease pencil, of buzzards, car
toon characters, and geometrical
iesigns.
Further psychological s t u d y
shows that the geometrical designs
represent her love of order. The
cartoon characters show the hu
morous aspect of her personality.
BUT, what on earth do the buz
zards represent? If any brilliant
psychology major on this campus
can answer this question, please
notify the Gamecock staff. We are
frustrated, too.
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