Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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'Dear Bu Dear Bullwinkle: A gang of ruthless criminals has been holding me and my family prisoners in our own house. This message is the only one I have been able to get out. You are our only hope. Please, please help! We are frantic! Captive Dear Captive: Don't be silly. I have no inten tion of helping a gang of ruthless criminals. You should have asked for something else. Bullwinkle * * * Dear Bullwinkle: The boys in my school have trou ble thinking of me as a serious stu dent. How can I change their image? Bubbles LaVoom 36-23-36 Dear Bubbles: Try wearing a good practical work shoe. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: After 45 years of faithful service to United Cast and Dye, I was given a beautiful gold watch. This morn ing, my fat, stupid wife dropped it down the garbage disposal unit. What would you do? Retired Dear Retired: I see no alternative but to work another 45 years. Bullwinkle * * * Dear Bullwinkle: I consider Albert Schweitzer to be the world's greatest human. Even the mention of his name thrills me. I love to hear others praise him, like calling him "Great," "A Giant of Men," and "The Leader." Please add to my p)leasure by giving mec your impression. Schweitzer Fan Dear Schweitzer Fan I think he is a dirty old man. Bullwvinkle 4 * * Dear Bullwinkle: I have the same name as the man Remainder On Union The remainder of the Student Union movie schedule for the school year is as follows: Decemb er 11 --Battleground Bugsy andl Mugsy January 4-Home from the Hills Boston Quackie 1 1-Lust for life Millionaire Droopy February 1 & 3-The Robe Feather Bluster 8-Carousel Touche and Go 10-North to Alaska Mouse Warming 15--Strategic Air Command Cheese It the Cat 17-Butterfield 8 Texas Tom 22-Heaven Knows Mr. Allison Homesteader Droopy 24-Diary of Anne Frank Scramble Aches March 1 & 3-Cimarron Streetcat Named Sylvester llwinkle' who ran for president unsuccessfully in 1936, and all my life people have been kidding me. Then, last night, some maniac ran a train through my bedroom. That's going too far. What would you do? A. Landon Dear Alf: Demand a recount! Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: For 41 years now, my jellies and jams have won first prize at the county fair. Some say it's their sweet, tangy taste; others say it's the slightly tart quality. What do you think? (Samples enclosed.) Sweet Old Lady Dear Sweet Old Lady: I'd say it's blackmail, payoffs, bribes, threats and collusion. Bullwinkle * * * Dear Bullwinkle: My 86-year-old Mother has just joined the "Avengers," one of those black-leather-jacket gangs in our neighborhood. Is there something I can do to show her how ridiculous she looks? Not Proud of Mom Dear Not Proud of Mom: Hide her teeth. Bullwinkle * * * Dear Bullwinkle: I am madly in love with a man twice my own age. Do you think it could work ? Cautious Dear Cautious: No. Not if you are over seventy. Bullwinkle For a time South Carolina's ~eeretaryv of state and treasurer had their offices "one dloor East of the Post Off'ice, in the College (now University of South Carolina) Cam pus." Military authorities used the east wving of Rutledge College wvhile C'olumnbia's post office wvas in the west wing, and D)eSa ussure College se'rvedl as a p)rison, Dr. Daniel W. I I,llis relates in the second volume of "University of South Carolina." Of Movies Schedule --Vert igo Cait Tails for Two 10-Waike Me When It's Over Tortilla F lap 15-Journey to Center of the Earth Muscle Beach Tom 17-Anastasia Two Cents WorIth 22-Rally IRound the Flag, Boys Stop Look and Hasten 24--An A ffair to Remember What Opera Doc April 5 -Raintree County Smarty Cat 7-Three' Faces of Eve Wideo Wabbit 12-Story of Ruth Trhere They Go 1 1-P'lace in the Sun Out to Punch 26-The Five Pennies Spook and Span May 3-Where the Boys Are Pecos Pest 10-The Last Voyage Zoom and Bored 17-From the Terrace NEW TA New memntbrs of Tau Beta I Riehar(l Albritton, Grayson Goodn and Walter F. Bromn. (USC phot Girls _N Antics? Girls not enjoy football? Ridicu lous! says Joanne Vassallo in the Southern M e t h o d i s t University CAMPUS. She submits this diary entry as evidence: Dear Diary, I awoke this morning with an indescribable thrill that is always prophetic of something very exciting. And then I remembered - today was the football game . I'm crazy about the sport. I know of no place better to show off a new dress, new hairdo or new beau than at a football game. However, I must admit that I don't know everything about the sport, but then who does? . . . But be that as it may, my anticipations of an exciting afternoon never did develop into the dimensions of reality. . . . In the third quarter, I was getting pretty tired of the whole mess. We had done nothing but scream for two hours and I really hadn't seen any thing wirth the trouble. I was so hot and thirsty that when the bloy selling dIrinks came by, I asked my (late for one. W~ell, all of a sudden some clown on the dliamondl bIelow started d o ii n something "great" acnd by the time tihe crowd settled dlown the drinks were one sect ion over and( 35 rows upl. I tried to smlile biravely and to concentilrate on1 thet action below.... "Oh, nio!"' my date screamledl. "'An unn Iecessa ry roughness pIenalty."' Now really, D)iary, isn't that in sane? F'or more than two hours that mob01 riot on1 the courI3t blelow had been the epitome of unne1cessary roughness. Now the umpire was penalizing us for it. If they say girls can't unldlerstalnd football it'. profbably blecause weQ 're too logical for) it. Blut thle a fternoon still wasn't over. Thew e'lima~x was to come1(. lTe 1boy with tIle dIrinks finally cameid back andl the e'ndless process~ bedgan of sendling drinks down thc line, passing money back up and finally getting change back. The b)oys next to me hlad just 1962 March Needs Help Of Students Th'le 1%f2 New March of Dimes campjaign opens January 2. Thc immedliate objective is to intensify the attack 0on birth defects, arthritis and p o I i o and thus achievt evenltually, a higher health standard for al11 Americans. Although medlical research and scholarship programs are nationally organized, patient aidl is given witi March of D)imes funds at the com munity level. L ocal chapters are ir the course of expandling a bold, nIew applroac'h to patient aid - a net wvork of Special Treatment Center.s and ICvaluation Clinics. This systery will bring highly skilled medical services to areas where they (do noi now exist. In this work there are about twd million volunteers. More are needed however. Interested students should contact local March of Dimes head U BETA PI I i, national honorary enginfering fratt 3an, Hugh Gray, and Marsliall Pace. It o - McGrail.) ot Enjo Redicu handed me my change when sone one yelled: "Sneak, sneak. Don't let him get away." When I heard this, I jumped up and said: "No, he isn't. Here's my money. He sent it back." Much to my embarrassment I instantly realizedi my mistake. But, Diary, I did think my date acted rather childishly. He kept his head turned and acted as if he didn't Come in and see our latest Fall and ALLIGATOR All C $38 COPEL 1409 M "Tareyton's Dual I says Sextus (Crazy L "There are lots of filt< "b)ut e pluribus unum the best taste of the I cigarette that really d EMBERS ,rnity, are, from left (firmt row), nek row, Don Church, Bill Shirley, y Grid lous! want people to know he was with me. Well, now you understand why I said this day has been a disappoint ment. . . . I'll close for now, Diary. And, oh, by the way, that darling boy in my English class called to night and asked me for the next game. I'm so excited. You know, Diary, I just love foot ball. selections of Ivy Styles for Winter TOPCOATS )lors .75 AND'S in St. ilter in duos partes divisa >gs) Cato, Bacchus Cup winner. r cigarettes aroundl," says Crazy stands out-Dual Filter Tareytc >est tobaccos, try Tarey ton--on elivers do gustihnus!" House Of ] Sponsors The second annual "House ol Edgeworth Scholarship A w a r d Contest" offering c a s h awards totalling $1,000 for college students in marketing and advertising has just been announced by Larus & Brother Company. The scholarship awards consist ol three cash prizes of $500, $300 an< $200 each for first, second an< third places, respectively, given tc the students who submit the best marketing and advertising plans foi selling 11ouse of Edgeworth pipe tobaccos to the young men's market Information concerning budget market area, product descriptions duration of promotion, and othe1 f icts are set forth in the rules of the contest as a guide to the con testant. The first annual House of Edge. worth Scholarship Awards Contes1 conducted last year drew enthusiastic response with queries coming fron all but five of the 50 states anc was used by some marketing an< advertising professors as a class project with excellent results. Win. ners of the two $500 cash awards for the 1960-61 contest were Wal lace Witeaker, a graduate student at the University of Mississippi, foi submitting the best marketing plar to sell pipe tobaccos to a college Try our Economy fluff i 5 lbs. (8c pei Many items are ready LAUNDRY Tareyton delivers the flavoi fDVAL FILTER D4 Legs, 'n. For 3 filter PURE WHIT OUTER FILTER DUA L Tr Edgeworth Contest market, and Robert Livitz, an under graduate student at the University of Houston, for an advertising slogan with a supporting brief. After talk ing to marketing and advertising professors, Larus & Brother Com pany has made improvements in the current contest which should pro vide an interesting and practical challenge to the student. Winners of the current contest will be given nation-wide publicity in various trade journals, in addition to the cash awards. Entries will be judged by a panel of three college professors on the basis of originality, and practical merchandising value. Further con test information can be obtained from Larus & Brother Company, Inc., Richmond, Virginia. USE CHRISTMAS SEALS SPEEDY Service m Ifold 40C pound) to use or to put away. & CLEANERS )ES IT' TIVATED CHARCOAL INNER FitTERt FILT ER yton