The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 22, 1961, Page Page Five, Image 5
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11Y 11LANDING CLARKSON
Assistant Sports Editor
Conquering the Comimodores
will be the Carolina objective
against Vanderbilt as the Game
cocks attempt to end their first
season under Coach Marvin Bass
with a win at Nashville this
Saturday.
One of the weaker teams of a
very tough conference, the Com
modores have had their troubles
1getting wins this year. They
opened up with twin triumphs
over West Virginia and Georgia,
one of the teams to defeat the
Giamcucks this year, but since
then have encounted little success
in their search for the victory
circle.
They have received defeat at
the hands of some of the best
teams in the land however. Unde
feated A bibama trounced them
mid Ole 3\iss rolled to a 47-0 deci
sion. They lost to Tulane in a
squeaker last Saturday.
Vanderbilt can boast of a potent
onv-two punch in the backfield
among the 2.1 lettermen they have
returning. Fullback Jim Johnson
ranks as one of the best in the
SEC. His plungIng statistics show
that he anassed twice as much
(Author of "Bare fo
Lot,(s C
IT'S LATER THA
All year long you've been previi
the senester is nearly over and
phice. Shame on you?
But it's not too late. Right
you weaken, lift up your head ii
you have been avoiding ever e
coIurse, to the library.
Now here you are at the lib
it? Of course not! Go inside. WI
"NO SMOKING." Go ouLsid<
Go back inside.
Because now you are ready.
is rigid. Now your pulsing ps
cahnced by mild Marlboro. You
selectrate filter, by that fine full
andI caresses, that lifts the fallen
ensx the bent, unravels the kr
fastents the unbuttoned.
In the center of the library yo
Look in the card catalogue for
want, write the number on a sI
and obliging young lady at the<
young lady then gives the slip t<
boy who trots briskly back into
leat her encyclopedia, and sleef
plfiy but refreshed, he returns
oh'!iging young lady at the des
things: a) "Your book is out." b)
c) "Youer book is on reserve."
Haf:ving learned that the cir<
intention of ever parting with a
periodical room. Here we spent
po)..ing array of magazines-maj
of the earth, magazines of ever
though we search diligently an<
Pl1ayboy.
.'
Next let uns venture into the
hu iihed, vaulted chamber, we
university-earnest, dedicated y
for only one thing in the world:
Let us eaveSdlrop for a momer
over heavy tonmcs at the corner
SH E: Whatcha readin'
lIE: TVhe Origin of Spe
SH E: No, but I seen tI
H E: Oh.
SHE: You like readin'?
HE: Naah.
SHE: What do you lik<
HE: Hockey, licorice,
SITE: Me too, hey.
HIE: You p)innedl or anu)
SH E: Well, sort of. I'n
emblem . . . Buti
HE: Wanna go out for
SHE: Marlboro?
LIE: What else?
And as our learned friends tal
our way homeward-a trifle we
andt renewedl and1 better citizens
houri in the library, Aloha, libra
* *
The m,akers of Marlboro, who
write columes about another
the unfiltered king-size Phild
we'll only fell you tis: Take a
Comamlaer today.
'BODY'S
Ick' A
s Fourth.
shville
yardage as any other Commodore
back last year.
At quarterback, Vanderbilt pos
sesses one of the Conference's
most unusual individuals in Hank
Lesesne. Not on football scholar
ship, he came out for the team,
took over when the Commodores
regular field general was injured,
and ended up connecting on 45
passes for 620 yards.
Producing yardage for the Birds
will be their "terrible trio" of
Billy Gambrell, Dick Day and Jim
Costen. Gambrell and Day rank
high in ACC rushing statistics,
while quarterback Costen has
given the Birdi momentum lately
with his rushing, passing, and
play calling.
Strength up the middle will be
one of the Commodores' fortes,
with the presence of all-star
candidate Cody Binkley. Backing
him up will be sophomore pros
pect Tom Kenny. Top guards will
be John Cropp and George Mc
Gugin.
Converted middle guards Bill
Cornin and Mike Reese bear the
brunt of the attack at tackle. End
Bruce Hammer is their top man
at the terminal positions, gaining
good die,t'. :rom Wade Butcher,
George Smith, and Gary HliMd-,.
o BoY W ' ith Check" ," The Many
f )obie Gillis" , <c.)
,N YOU THINK!
sing yourself to go there. Now
you still haven't set foot in the
nOW, this very minute, before
nd forward march to the place
ince school began. I refer, of
-ary. That wasn't so bad, was
at do you see? A sign that says
. Light a Marlboro. Smoke.
Now your trembling resolution
iche is serene. You have been
been soothed by that fine
flavor that (dotes andl pampers
repairs the shat tered, straight
otted, rights the askew, and
.i see the main circulation desk.
the number of the boo0k you
p, and hand it to the eflicient
lesk. The efficient and obliging
> an efficient and obliging page
the stalcks, curls up on a limp
is for an hour or two Trheni,
your slip to the eflicient and
k, who tells you one of three
"Your book is at the bindery."
mulation desk hasn't the least
book, let us now go into the
I hours sifting through an im
;azines from all the far corners
y nature and description-but
i well, we cannot find Mad or
reference room. Here in this
find the true scholars of the
>ung men and women who care
the pursuit of knowledge.
t on this erudite couple poring
tablle. Hush! She speaks:
hey?
lies. You ever read it?
10 movie.
irls, stuff like that,
thing?
werna fellow's motorcycle
t's onily latonic.
a smoke?
ce their leave, let us too wend
ary, pe'rhmaps, bunt enlightened
for having spent these happy
ry, aloha!
* 1961 Max shuiman
*
sponsor this column, could
one of their lune products
p MorrIs Comm ,andeer-but
lenf froma our book. Enjoy a
iounces
Gambrell
And Moss
On First
The Gamecock gets the jump or
other sports pages around the con,
ference and names it's All-Confer
ence football team before Thanks
giving.
Carolina's Fighting Gamecocki
place Jim Moss and Bill Gambrel"
on the first team and John Cas
key and Richard Lomas on th(
second. We hope API and UP]
bear us out.
FIRST TEAM:
End - Gary Collins, senior
Maryland
Tackle-Jim Moss, junior, US(
Guard-Jim LeCompte, senior
UNC
Center - Bob Hacker, senior
Maryland
Guard - Calvin West, senior
Clemson
Tackle - Art Gregory, senior
Duke
End-John Morris, senior, N. C
State
Back -- Roman Gabriel, senior
N. C. State
Back - Bill Gambrell, junior
USC
Back - Mark Leggett, junior
Duke
Back-Jim Parker, soph, Clem,
son
SECOND TEAM:
End-John Caskey, junior, US(
Tackle-Ronnie Osborne, senior
Clemson
Guard - Jean Berry, senior
Dike
Center-Richard Lomas, junior
USC
Guard-Tom Sankovitch, senior
Maryland
Tackle - Ron Gassert, senior
Virginia
End - Bill Hull, senior, Waki
Forest
Back-Dick Shiner, soph, Mary
land
Back - Allan White, junior
Wake Forest
Back - Ron Scrudato, senior
Clemson
Back-Gib Carson, senior, UN4
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LAUNDRY
CANDY
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SHOT OF '
It's a bird, it's a plane - no
SWrong again, it's none other than
rib-splitting impersonation of the c
fore the pre-game skit, Frier was a
now he is famous. This picture an
on several television shows and mi
Francisco Bugle, The New York
Atlanta Jourisi.
Outdo<
Dogs
Here's a way to collar your
hunting dog so he won't become
collared or hung by protruding
branches or stumps. Cut a piece
of inner tubing a couple of inches
wide and slip it over Rover's neck.
Your name and address can be
painted on the tubing with no
trouble at all. And if the dog
UDENTS USE
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service
t POUND
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quick and con
that allows you
~ey for pleasures
& CLEANERS
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DISTRIBUTING (
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rHE WEEK
/41
It's Frank Howard, or is it???
Ron (Frier) Leitch absorbed in his
orpulent Clemson head conch. Be
nobody (relatively speaking) and
i other similar ones have appeared
my newspapers, including the San
rimes and the front page of the
r Tips
happens to get snagged while he
is chasing down your downed
game, it's no problem for him at
all to pull free.
GunB
Every sportsman worth his
ammunition knows that two dif
ferent gauge shotgun shells fitted
inside another make a perfect
waterproof container for matches.
Here's a slight innovation on this
old gimmick that may not be so
well known. Instead of the match
es, roll up an oily cloth and fit
it inside the cases. Most gunners
have use for an oily cloth some
time during a day afield and
here's a perfect way to store one
until you're ready to put it to
work.
Carrying a cleaning rod afield
can be a bit of a problem. Here's
a way to carry a "rod'' that is
inexpensive and effective. Flexi
ble cable, such as from your car's
speedometer, with pipe cleaners
wrapped around it, plus a little
lighter fluid, makes a first-rate
cleaning rod. Easy to carry, too.
Hunting
The ways to attract Mr. Bushy
tail are almost endless. The
squirrel's curiosity usually proves
to be his undoing. For instance, if
Mr. B. has taken to a tree and
won't show, try scraping the bark
lightly, starting a few feet below
the hole and working upward. The
noise outside his home will send
the squirrel investigating - and
you get a chance for a quick shot.
WICHES
NT
'US
:0.. INC.
By Carroll Gray
About ten days ago, Clemson came to town and for the
first time in several years, students at Carolina showed
some first rate school spirit-the vital ingrediant of any
school. The absence of this ingrediant would leave Carolina
dead and listless. Spirit is a rallying point that is used by
everyone connected with the college. And the best and most
enjoyable kind of spirit is original spirit.
The particular spirit of which I am writing, is the pre
game take-off tlhat some of the boys of Sigma Nu fraternity
staged for the enjoyment of the hometown crowd at the
Clemson game.
Obviously, it was a thought out gimmick and one that
was thoroughly enjoyed by the great majority of the spec
tators. Out-of-town sports writers from all over the state,
the Southhind and the nation instantly grabbed the stunt
and publicized it in their respective papers as novel and
well-timed. Many used superlative adjectives in their de
scriptions.
Solild newspapers such as the New York Times, the San
Francisco Daily Bugle and the Atlanta Constitution used
pictures of the take-off when pictures of the game weren't
evenl carried.
Hut there has always got to be somebody going against
the grain. When everybody is voting yes, some guy on the
back row will vote no. In this instance it is the so-called
sports editor of the local morning newspaper!
Last year the sports editor of the Gamecock, Howard
llellams, ran a very popular drawing of a noose around the
neck of this sports editor in question. Now I would like
to go him one better and run a drawing of the finished
product.
Of all the comments I heard in reference to a sports
column written by Jake Penland last Thursday, none were
favorable; at least none were favorable on this campus.
Penland used the phrase "most disgraceful conduct I
have ever witnessed." le flung ill-concealed accusations
that the University administration and coaching staff may
have condoned the "riot action" that took place "before and
after" the game. Now I'm no advocate of last Saturday's
)ost game activity, but when Penland begins to print all
encompasing remarks infering that the pre-game doings
were intended to incite a riot, it's time he got his facts
straight.
Preparations were madle prior to the shindig as some
twenty-five IKSK members along with twenty to thirty
p)olicemen and pat rolmen were alerted to av'oid difficulty.
Little "disgraceful conduct" was seen even as the Clemson
students swarmed onto the field. Sure, there were several
scuffles. but you could count any numb)er in the stands, too.
W~hy make a mountain out of the prov'erbial molehill!! I
guess Mr. P'enland didln't have anything else to write about.
I sympathize wvith your lack of subject matter, Mr. Pen
land, but I speak for many students here at the University
when I say-if vyou have to use the University students,
athletic staff and administration as verbal poundling blocks,
LEAVE US ALONE!!!
I partially agree with one of your p)roposals, though,
Jake. Instead of p)utting cells under the grandstands as you
have advocated in your column, maybe one should be built
I nround your des5k.
Terps Ha
Most ACC
13alance in almost every sport
has given the University of Mary
land the Atlantic Coast Confer
ence's best record in amassing
Conference titles, with 45 to its
credit, while North Carolina is a
far distant second with 21 crowns.
Only two teams, South Carolina
ATTENTION
STUDENTS!
The Philip Morris College
Brand Round up will close
out Nov. 29. Turn in your
Marlboro, Alpine, Parlia
ment and Philip Morris
packs to your student rep
resentative in the Russell
House Lobby between 1
P.M. and 3 P.M., Nov. 29,
1961.
Empty packages must be
submitted in bundles of
100.
e Taken
Crowns
and Virginia, have failed to win
an ACC title in any sport. The
rest of the conference lines up
with Duke possessing 14, and
N. C. State having 10 to complete
the first division.
Clemson follows with six win
ners, and Wake Forest is ahead
of the cellar dwellers with an
accurnuilation of five titleholders.
Maryland has used the sports of
wrestling, indoor and outdoor
track, soccer and lacrosse to roll
up 37 of their laurels.
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