Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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SPRING PRACTICE started for the Gan of 95 gridders reported for duty. Coac 4from-the-shoulder talk, and told them t ball club. The weather was not delightfu 0 Optin PiKA, SPJ Set Rapid Intramural basketball a c t i o n got under way Monday night with I PiKA, Sig Eps, Zone 1, and Zone 1 4; registering in the win column. i (Author of "I Was Loves q "A GUIDE FOR 1 With the cost of dating rising hil that so many of us men are turn ally, we would prefer nuzzling disci, but who's got that kind of t are, the average man today has a Unless the average man happ4 Finster came to college with average man: he wanted to find and make her his. He looked loi found her-a tall job named K beaten gold. He asked her for a date. She sorority house that night, smiling of modestly priced flowers. "Now then," said Kretchma pledge, "where are we going ton Finster was a man short on ea prepared an attractive plan for t like to go out to the Ag campus he asked. "Ick," she replied. "Well, what oudd you like to "Come," said she, "to a funny of town." And away they went. ~ The place was Millionaires Ro of solid ivory. It was filled wil gowns, handsome men in dickeys the walls. Marlboro trays adorn to each table was a gypsy violin Finster and Kretchma were s the waiter, "will start with shrim lobster and capon in maderia sat dessert I will have melon stuffed "And you, Sir?" said the wait "Just bring me a pack of Ma If ever a man needed to settle ba eence of choice tobacco and eai shattered hulk you see before yo So, smoking the best of all poss Kretchma ingest her meal and < fetching young Adam's apple roi 974. Then he took her home. It was while saying goodnighi Idea. "Listen!I" he cried excite notion. Next time we go out, lei By way of reply, Kretchma sI her housemother and stormed in "Well, the heck with her," sa just a gold digger and I am well many girls just as beautiful as I the justice of my position. Fo money from home as men, so sharing expenses on a date?" With good heart and high hoj a girl who would appreciate the will be pleased to hear that he Hematoma, a lovely three-legge< Were no experts on Dutch treat we recommend with enthuslaa partner for non-nilter smokers- I A4 ecocks this past Monday, and a rcorf h Marvin Bass gave the candidates i laat they would have to put out to st I, and only a few spectators plus the l iistic , Zones A Basketbi Pi KA 44-Sigma Chi 28 . . . 'he Pikas jumped off to a quick !ad early in the game and poured on for their first win of the a Teen-age Dwarf" "The Many r Dobie Gillis", etc.) 'HE DATELESS" her and higher it is no wonder ing to discus throwing. Natur warm coeds to flinging cold noney? Prices being what they Bimple choice: dating or eating. ns to be Finster Sigafoos. the normal ambition of any the prettiest coed on campus ig and carefully, and at la.9t he etchma Inskip, with hair like accepted. He appeared at her eager, and carrying a bouquet tossing the sleazy flora to a ight?" sh, but long on ideas. He had his evening. "How would you uid see the milking machine?" :o?" he asked. little place I know just outside * 1% st, a simple country inn made h beautiful ladies in backless Original Rembrandts adorned ed the cigarette girls. Chained sat. eated. "I," said Kretchma to pe remoulade. Then I will have ce with asparagus spears. For with money." er to Finster. rlboros," replied F'mster, "for Lck and enjoy the mild benefi sy-drawing filtration, It is the u now." ble cigarettes, Finster watched alculated that every time her e and fell, he was out another that Finster got his brilliant fly. "I just had a wonderful e' go Dutch treat!" ished him across the face with to the house. id Finster to himself. "She is rid of her. I am sure there are [retchma who will understand r after all, girls get as much what could be more fair than es, Finster began a search for equity of Dutch treat, and you soon found one-Mary Alice I girl with sideburns. ,but here's an American treat mi-Marlboro's popular new haePhiflnMorrIa Commandier. $x (XX I turnout advantage of Bass' invitati ttraight- left, hass demonstrates 1 ly on him. William and Mary College, rems took that he wants every manl t< Birds And6 I ill Pace season. Jim Costen, s I i e k ball handler, and center Doug H1atcher h paced PiKA with 10 points each. Sigma Chi Tony McCreight was s the game's high point man with t 12 markers. h Zone 6-85-Zone 4-21 ... Lyles (Luke) Adair and Ken Lester with 22 and 19 points, respectively, led powerhouse Zone 6 to a lop-sided t 64-point margin of victory. SPE 48--Pi Kappa Phi 29 . The Pi Kaps jumped off to an early lead and maintained the margin until seconds before the half, only to trail at intermission 19 to 17. Zone 1-57 - Zone 3-33 .. .. The intramural high scorer for the night, Aubry Russell with 26 points, led Zone 1 to an easy vic tory. Zone 3, showing occasional spark, failed to muster the needed offensive power. Roger Hickman with 1.1 p o i n t s and Holbrook Platts w i t h 12 points led the losers. CHARCOAL STEAK HOUSE 150 Knox Abbott Dr. Cayce, 5. C. how to W~inning glances that le by if you go buy ''sl men who use water wit Tonic is 100w pure lis water removes. '\'aselin< clear andl clean on your VA SELI mit it) come atid watch the b)y.% pract d he was atn All-'tlhern lineniv IHlow'm that for a lick? fin the cerim S1)rod(uce on the field aid in the cli Meet 3ass Annou [)f Assistan1 With the start. of spring foot all practice, Coach Marvin Bass nnoinced specified duties for is staff of assistants. "I feel very fortunate in having Lich capable men on the staff,' ie new mentor said, "and they ave been assigned special jobs )r which they are highly quali ied. I have the utmost confidence i all of them and certainly their >yalty to the University is all hiat anybody could ask." Top assignments went to Ralph 'loyd, Clyde Ifiggers and Jack arlbath. But the other assistant oaches, Bass points out, will havc pecial responsibilities, all aime( t a well co-ordinated staff. rhe following is h o w Coai tass has delegated authority mong the staff: RALPH FLOYD Off the field, Coach Floyd wil >e the administrative assistant t< oach Bass, and supervisor of re ruiting. His recruiting territor3 vill include portions of Soutl 'arolina, North Carolina, Vir inia, and New Jersey. On th< ield he will be in charge of th4 uards and work with the defen ive coaches. Coach Floyd wil ilso be in charge of scouting. CLYD)E BIGGERS Coach Biggers will be in charg< f dlefense on the field. The entire taff will give their ideas towvart ho dlefensive planning for ened came, and it wvill be Coach Big. ers' overall responsibility ta arry out the final planning or ein by a hea Id to r omance(s) are easy to e lie' IIair Tonic -made spe'ciallyj h their hair tonic. 'Vaseline' 1 ht gr.oomi ng oil -replaces oili 'Ilair Tonic w'on't evaporate, si hair. And just a little does a MJE HAIR re. In the firs,t photo at the right, n11 11111 w ih 111yed at 'i01n of *r photo, l1PS poiits out %room. In the photo at Terps fnces Duties t Coaches the field. Off the field, he will be in charge of the film exchange with i our opponents. His recruiting territory includes portions of South Carolina, North Carolina, and western iennsylvania. His ex perience as a former head coach further q(ualifies him for these duties. JACK SCARBATH Coach11 Scartatii will be in charge of offense on the field. As in the case of the defense, the en tire staff will project ideas and he will see t h a t the offensive plans are carried out. "As far as i our offensive plans are con eerned," Coach Bass says, "we know of no new innovations thiA we can install, but we feel that since the split T was devised to isolate linemen, it is a vital ne cessity in football today to split ends and set out wide flankers to force isolation in the secondary which should give us more wid( open type of football and, if w can shake our backs loose, mort excitenlent. As for the forwar' pass, wIll throw as much as out material will allow us and w( hope that's a good bit." Coacl Scarbatl's duties off the field wil include recruiting in portions ol South Carolina and in the Wash ington-lialtimiore-Delaware areas Much of his tinme (luring the sea son will he spent lecturing quar terbacks on the new offense. H ANK BARTOS Coach Bartos will be in charge of ends. H e also will work with the offensive line in team play. Jovial Bartos is so popular with~ ays TONIC '.N. he gives the candidate- a brie-finig bef, hard kiocking. TOm Can RE-W A CarollI ,he PlIaYers that the boys nick med him i "T,he Friendly Bear." Since he is the senior member of the staff, he has a great stabiliz ing influence among t h e other coaches. Off the field, his recruit ing will be portions of South Carolina, West Virginia, Ohio. western Pennsylvania, and por :,iwn of New Jersey. ELROY H'0TTINGER Coach Hottinger will assist Coach Ba rtos with eInds this spritg, and will he in charge of the junior varsity to run against the varsity defensive unit. His "11emonstrative team" each week, Iduring season, will run the ()p ponent's plays against the varsity.1 Elroy's off-field duties will in clude assistinr Coach Floyd with adminis,rative work. particularIy on thle prospects, etc. ELMER HARBOUR Coaich Barbour, the ne-west mnil1er of th vty fol'tba'l staff. reported folr du:y Mnday at the start of spring practice '"('ach larlmur wil work with the defensive backs," Bass said. "and also wlI help with the of Ienive ends. He has had valuable experience at Wake Forest, help ing map their passing attack, and he sh)uhcI he of great helpe to us in this phase ocf the game." Oiff the field, Barbour will be assigned recruiting territoeries. Hie comec> :c ('areolinta with a fine rep)utat i. as a finder of o(utstand ing foot - hall players. lie recruited Alb Amieric'an Norman Snead for the [Demon D)eacons. 1111L1 ENGLAND As freshman Coach, he will bec the freshhnman coordinator, a duty that will Place him in overall charge oaf our freshman p)layers. In spiing 1cract ice, he will assist Coach Floyd with the guards, and work with thew offensive line tecami Play. H1is off-field duties will in - elude rec-rui tin g in portions ofc South Carolina and North Caro liinc. Si nce he focrmerlyv coached in North (icaroel ina. he is very' fail i iar with t hat terriitor'v. As ocur chief tr'ainer, it will be Hlerbc's ,iob to keep the boys hale iand hardy. "'I ami leaiving tip to Herbi the decision excuising boys fromn piract ice bacause ecf minor injuries, sick ness or cther ail-. mnents."' Coach Bass said. Gjulick ialso will be in charge of acll foot - hall managers, assigning them heiri (duties and responsibilit ies. Off the fielId, he has helped re cru'tit in inort hera New Jlerseyv. J1im Price, assistant football trainer and head basketball trainer, will ('cntintue acs H erb's righthacnd man in football. WALTER MacKOWSKI "Tlhe appeairance of otir team on the field is the responsibility of Chief MacK owski," Coach Bass points ouit. It is Chief's job to ke'ep the uniforms, both game and pr'actic'e, in top condition. W. B. FRYE Ser'ge'ant Frye is manager of athletic facilities, "Fact that we pr'actice' and play on what are considered the b e s t fields any whe're is due to the hard work of Sgt. Frye," Coach Bass says. Sarge is also in charge of field equipment at games, seeing that all equipment is on the field. "I have never seen a more dedicated man for this type of work," Coach Bass adds, "and we are fortunate to have him." re- ginog throigh oui etim drill- anid a rrow eek Yield za Win? HY 1)i'G. GRAXY Sports Editor being aHlttG- short of, breath." thepl n,"bta'e a roowd wvor-1 out wit tilthe kid. . I wl! 11-arly :irtd a hey ar'. 'is is the kind of, n11I that hea.ds u) the basket baIl team at ( arolina. 1-'%en though hi. ball club has lo-t 11 gamnltes at this w rting. Stesen, i. still op tiimistic. -.\s long as m-, lioys keep h 1v i r spirit., high, and have t h a t essential desire to win. e vare gonna lick some bod.% %e0." Ilhe well-liked mani pointed out. "N4.ow, abou th.. n-c m a :2*: upwi Alaryland Sa. urday, 11 \ hr. in U '5 r u trou le u :t h anh . fle-ar lss A1.411 "ArIIt' ankle 14 ':l tn e anycd sue itt to rurcoe t sch'eldul he hat';i muen4 Vl time44 to let it rist, hu:i 1h,'s always iln enfs. 'The' ;amnecoc'k had a disa p po it ment Tuei. d a. w~ hen defin site 5 P ee i a I i t Bued 'conon pulled some' h aders in his thigh. Rig ht nowt it is not definitei as to his playing ability this week lTe renudn1intig par11tiof the line HIobby) lI ohj in. a ni d Ronnci e JouhnIsonl. Activit ies begin tomor'row~ when thi' Ht(iies take on Wilmiingtont J1utior ('ollege' at 12 noon. The (;amte 'tccks ml e' e. t the L Trps at 2:00t inl ai regiontally tt'elev ie game. Bucket Parade After Virginia Game P1laye.r Games Pts. Avg. Art Whistnant 17 343 20.2 Scotti Ward 17 233 13.7 Ronnie .lohnson 17 227 13.4 B. Robinson 17 206 12.1 Bud Cronin 17 149 8.8 Bob Haney 17 93 5.5 Dave Prevoznik 12 26 2.2 A. Grabenstetter 14 20 1.4 Bob Rebhan 13 17 1.3 John Godbold 4 2 0.5 Joe Laird 18 5 0.4