Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Infirmaries can be fun, as wal c(wck" staff to the Wallace Thomps were nick, at leaot in the conventioni In the first picture, the studt lightly. Hle objected strenuously. toI lbut journalism won out. This is GOOD LUCK ON We Want Yo Next Se Iue mSLA A RC$ E*' maket itIs W1 ............... * Yourare can reroun, ashea wr i,atatin the hteb) tAssu Ihae first pisteyure frisud l conly liesbete simp ouly, to hu randismoke ot. Thasonisng th e scver prced fIs wil oi fYaor, can teroduce ofhfr of beay ain. (Yes, hae istviiEdurkai f.it yfVoua TwAll oicTN 00 I*'PrOved by a short visit by ye olde Dn Infirmary. Of course none of ki sense of the word I nt In. the center seemts to be takiir iaving his Picture taken in such a tYPical scene, People sitting aroi YOUR EXAMSH! m With Us mester r E R -..n......< $. pranother great d that co ftxperimheente fr cantohet ang hitpicur takunts Winsuct typil scene- peobaccsin aroi ru Witon mins s,te backwars le mkn andliher galthe fit iathcfeeo's up Wn ta cousy.uh sligfle exprien, la cao 7y visi ........... "Game- thernoneters protrud the staff Visiting the infi edilor found out whei Ig things was dragged bodily ii manner, ministers the torture ind with Visiting the wo Gus Jones 1 Looks At 'L BY BRYAN JONES Special Writer Derby Day for Carolina was especially significant this year, Gus Jones visited our fair campus. The noted editor of the Ozark Weekly News was my guest and wo spent many a fond hour recall ing our days together when he was editor and I was copy boy for tho erudite weekly. Arriving unannounced, Gus said simply: "I coie to collect the $20 liscovery... front Ants come from the filter. what's up) front that on's Filter-Blend. The elected for flavor and specially processed for This extra step is the between Winston and r cigarettes. Besides, ton is America's best igarette. d. . . rette sh ould 1 " t Prov -E ing from their faces. rmnary can also be a harrowing exi a she, minding her own business (a i to be threatened with a hypoderi is Dr. R. B. McNulty, University p "en's ward with nurse Willie Dav Visits USC, lerby Day' you owe me." After paying him, h< agreed gladly to see this spectacli of fun and frolic we call Derb! Day. I released the half-nelsoi (I've grown considerably si n c those days, and Gus has gottet weaker) and rejoiced in his ac ceptance. "Shecks," he said, in his Ark ansas twang, "I thunked this wa going to he a real race." lo assauged his dissappoitment b3 viewing the "Miss Venus" contest . . . "I always thought it was L good idea to put their heads in i sack'," he concluded. Gus has gone, taking my $20 and my best suit, but i'm looking forward to returning for a suni mer session of sitting at the feet of the "Meneken of the Hills Gus Jones." Next year we'll report oi more of the lifes and times of this unheralded penman from the Ozark Mountains. The is the Ball P to write bes Here is a pic Clip it out a1 test: wrte o1 an other ball pc and by golly what we me &t6tL-ok: restin au0 n.ioving the care of the infirnarv il cAatagious cases, private roori he spotlesm kitchen, Mr.. Sara T. I ias to menus. in tall, it Wa 1a delightful visit al ile we -.hall walk inl liunaided. (1i14 %a lace' In nificent, either! . . . to break big glass windows. But he is such a very sly chap that he doesn't let just ANYONE know about his (e-sires. He even had a job a few weeks ago clean ing the plate glass windows of a store in town. But otie (Jay, quite by accident I a s s u r e you, he tripped . . . 11d the 11mop handle Veen,. 1e1rd. Spoken! ON CAMPUS Student c.xlaining to wrecker driver why he aid his (late were stuck in a sapnd boy on a loiely road it the beach it 3 at.m. Car seen speediny acr'oss Davis Field. * - l'aiic! Parked stulent 1ad dlate 1ooking up to) flind theml selves purkied on aill dd railroad track upou wchich a trai iras * * # Black cat s(et gettinw of1 clevator ol TIh flo")r of II. d-1om. Studiit's fatlicer asking stia de-nt if he drove his car init the classroom a| tcr sEin i mny J iles it registerd. poo1 durin:g recent par,ty at ccoutry club. ing a be-er bathi. Student returnting |rumn the ntight before ginyif to' class in inner,t jaceket. S'tudentIs fully1 c'lothe It een51 st'immt?iny fraga pond (titcr te roe)nboat sank. Late but mtiery stud tent tip tocing into his pa rent's hiiome' w'ith shtoes int hand meiieting; father in dark halli a nd sayiny;, "'Shhhhhtl! You'll wuae may par.. entIs." Student saying tat hie wa's going to barberue the blind date he had last night. Our new modern kitchen~ to provide for parties, han An efficient serving tea sorority or private parties FOR CATERII Phone SUr Charleston Sumter Highway * Member of South Caroli * Mambar of Col....a Q.. es Intc patients 4 erieice, as this feature ward atid anely everyone else's), In I ic. Laughing as lie ad- son, cook, [iymician. All is, we found only two IA't uM h Call Out the Marines 'Grand I BY MARGARET SCOTT Having, met, in my time, the greatest prestidigitator of all time, who was also a little prejudicial, I feel quite capable of delving into the heretofore unnoticed areas of unmitigated turpitude. But enough of the foul lang uage. The chap I'm speaking of here is presently residing within shooting distance of the glass walled structure commonly known as the Undergraduate Library. Now, I mentioned above that this young man is ( u i t e pre judiced in certain ways . . . strange ways, I might add. For instance. he doesn't like to be served by a right-handed waitress. Neither does he like his coffee poured straight into his cup . . . preferring that first it be poured into a glass and TIHEN into his cup. Olsesion However, t h e s e two idiosyn crasies of his are not our prob lem. We face a greater one. He has this insane (and perhaps in ane) obsession . . . not very mag 20A SCRIBE* oint made on PAPER ce of paper. id try this 1 it with >k and all int pens, you'll see m. SCRIBE $1A69 There were otherr4 in the men'm lird. dieticians, instructs Ethel Gray id the ltaff -hall probaboh return. Pw. by Patterson.) Distress went crashing through the very biggest window. No ieed to explan why he isn't wvorking at present. But he sits all day at his window (a very little ole), just staring at the library with all those gorgeous plates of glass. IA'aSt Guarded Now. as you all ktnow, that is onie of tihe least guarded buildings (1n1 (alipus . . . at least, from the outside. 11 isn't fortunate enough to have a beautiful iron fence aProld it to keep away the van da Is. Ari heaven only knows it has few people inside it to watch for he attack. The wardens at the aniii eitraice can't be vxpected to watch all sides of the fort. As if it weren't bad enough for this fellow to he just sitting there. watchiiig . . . watching, he also las a niachintie gun all lined up . . . target ? T i E LIBtAlRY. ill-pe he yells 'FORE.') Who( W41uld1 Mi... It? Actually, I donll't suppose too arinly people would Iimiss the grand palace . . . except for the visiting ordtes. Aid all tle plhotograph But still, it involves a lot of NoncY. and that's something you ust dtoi't fl arouid with these days. S. we HAVE to do some thin to' pitotect (our illvestment. Oft courset, we coutldl just parade upj to im ii anrd demrand that lhe re tr'eat. But soniehiow. I just don't thiink that's too0 gtood an idea, what with imn swiniging that. gatlin So. Itt's hilt til ai wall . . . a Not tif te littlet irotn- spike var'iety. but the big, thick, thick, thick, stoneit andi lm'tal kind. Anid potst L'iiard'ts. ('all out Ite cainpits polie in frill force(. . . adld a few fr'om SI E I). get some' F"Bi mn,i and an advanite phlit (on f r o m t he Tops in the Field Tlhere' Inow . . . that oughit to fix himn. . or will it ? Well?? Will it ? niowinrg thIiis chap as I do, I'll say' we were'( still lackinrg ini priottct ion. l lt'd probabily end up as head nun otf thle guarid for this liroject ... or e'lst' as a wind(ow - wvashier again. L.ike I said, as a IirestiigitIa tor, lie is TOPS in the field. is comnpletely equipped fuetsr and outings. ni will serve fraternity, 4f from 10 to 5,000. NIG SERVICE set 2-0338 Highway Camden I . Highway no Restaurant Association ality Restaurant Association