The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 21, 1958, Page Page Two, Image 2
In- ssitmonuths, the.governmnts of the
Unite8*tes and Soviet Russia have estab
iahed the,Usyinuise-ota..eutural exchange
waogram. The only question is whether or
not the *o*tam will be of any benefit to
either of the nations.
True enough the exchange of fine arts be
tween the two countries can lead to much
greater understanding of the different cul
tures and perhaps in the. long run could do
much to avoid worldwide disaster.
The exchange of dance groups, musicians,
theatrical troupes and other entertainers can
prove very useful for both, provided that no
propaganda is attached to either one, but
the program has already hit, upon that snag.
In laying the foundations for an exchange
of motion pictures between the United States
and Russia, it can easily be seen that the
American motion pictures which Russia
selected for viewing by Russian audiences
are to be used for propaganda purposes to
GERALD FLOYD . ..
Head Cheerle
Indeed it was rather disappoint- to some guides
ing to have read in last Sunday's to others by a
edition of a South Carolina news- outer.
paper the viewpoint taken by our
next governor concerning the ANOTHEI
present Carolina presidential The Universil
situation. done it again! I
A columnist from that news- of "A Streetcar
paper portrayed the following was superb in
section in boldface type: Director Crotty
"Fritz Hollings, our next gov- are to be comme
ernor, dropped by -the press box "Desire Under
after the Carolina-Clemson Big It was a greal
Thursday game to say howdy. agement for th<
"Added Fritz: 'That just goes Drayton Hall ne
to show you what Carolina can do night. It is tru
without a president.' dents attended
"Dean Robert L. Sumwalt is attended the on
acting president while the trus- Theater, so ma3
tees seek a successor to Donald atmosphere does
Russell." to do with stude
JOKING MANNER
We trust that Mr. Hollings ANTHOl
said this In a joking manner, but
it could very easily be misleading.
Several Carolina students have Rec
stated in a Letter to the Editor
which could not be published be- Bene
cause it was unsigned, that they
"are sure that Mr. Hollings' office Many a literm
does not warrant such a deroga- future who aspi:
tory remark. I was below the offered by Pull
position of governor of our state may be washi
which the citizens of South Caro- fraternity house
lina bestowed upon him." in a cross-roads
Dr. Russell was on the campus Tales of earl
last night and spoke at the annual authors who alir
Omicron Delta Kappa Presidents' their fortunes
Banquet; this more than ever re- varied and I
newed the strong desire to have should stiffen t
him back as president again. young writers
GOLDEN AGE troubles are uni
His reign as president of the John S
University could very well have John Steinbec
been called "The Golden Age" in carried bricks f<
the promotion and development son Square C
of our state institution. Mrs. Later he took
Russell, loved and honored by watchmin for
those who knew her well, graced thousand feet hi
this campus during her stay more There he f i
than any other person could ever novel, "The Cu
hope to do. about the tim
We encourage their return to cracked through~
a place that needs, desires, loves, main house. Stei
and respects them. later that the
. wrecked, but
CHEERLEADER SOLO emerged unseat)
I was very pleased to see that Stories F<
we had at least one person cheer- Peter B. Kynd
ing at the Carolina-Virginia game ing stories for I
last week. The head cheerleader when Hearst dis
is to be cengratulated for having and offered him
done solo cheers at this game. first figure Hear
It is true that he may have $500 a story. K;
done this only because it was he could not sp
his supreme duty, but anyway, Hearst misun
we can say that there was a ence and doubled
cheep from the Carolina side turned white, bi
every now and then, utter a sound.
We, the student body, sat back price to $1,500
with little care or responsibility dead away. He
toward the outcome of the game. covering and H
Sometimes I wonder if we actu- the wiser.
ally care whether we win or lose. -______
...I guess we didn't need to .. ...m
cheer since we were "heavily
favored to win."
COUNTER-OUTERSc
From most reports I have
gathered that High School Day
was a big success. The high
school seniors toured the campus,
ate lunch in Russell House, and
attended the Homecoming Game.
I think that most of the seniors
enjoyed the day very much and
the same Is probably true of the
student guides, although com
plaints have come from several.
My main objection was the way,.
in which the seniors were packed' - -
In and out of the Field House at
the beginning of the tour. One
at the student guides noted the
spIe-and-spenliness of some of the
snors as they came In, then to
betreated like a herd of cattle
heir way out af the Field
oeeala these studenlt guide
wer es the verge of resigning _____
their prepeoe dutiss before they
gestad. as--pmtalim1ty -wes shown "Now w
Iredy Oa The Rocks.
show. the demoralization, degradation, pre
judice, and what-not of the American public
and the American government and way of
life.
Right in the beginning the Russians are
demonstrating an unwillingness to partic
ipate th such an exchange program without
any propaganda purposes attached to it. The
United States government should make plain
to the Russian government that it must
either approach a cultural exchange pro
gram with an unbiased attitude or it's no
deal. Countries participating in such a pro
gram should not try to see what in how com
pletely a bad light it can show the other
country. Only an understanding of the other
peoples should be goal of a cultural exchange
program.
With the world situation as taut as it is,
the United States can allow nothing to go
wrong in any dealings with the communist
bloc.
ader Did Solo
and little respect SIGNATURES NECESSARY
certain counter- Since the beginning of this
semester, a number of letters
have been mailed to the editor of
"DESIRE" "The Gamecock" with no name
y Players have signed -at the end.
'heir presentation It is true that the editor has
Named Desire" the right to edit or withhold from
every detail and publication any letter, but all
and the Players letters that are printed in "The
nded for another Gamecock" absolutely must be
the Elms." signed by a person or persons.
joy and encour- "Letters to the Editor" is one
a Players to see of the best ways in which the
ar-capacity every students voice their opinions con
e that more stu- cerning campus and other affairs
this play than and probably one of the most
es in Warehouse widely read columns in the news
rbe a nice, clean paper. So we encourage your
have something writing letters to us, but please
nt response. sign them.
Y E. BROWN ...
luiem For A Writer
ath A Cracked Roof
ry great of the In Siberia
res to the prizes Joel Sayre, author of "Rickety
tzer and Nobel Rax" and "Persian Gulf Com
dishes in some mand," did his first writing while
or jerking sodas a member of the Canadian Ex
pharmacy today. peditionary Forces in Siberia in
r tribulations of 1919. He faced a court martial
eady have made there. The charge: reading,
and fame are while on duty, a book by George
ascinating, and Jean Nathan.
he backbones of Similar stories could be un
who think tHeir earthed about almost all the big
lue. names of the literary world to
teinbeck day, not to mention those of the
tk, for instance, past.
r thenew adt- The first rungs on the ladder
~arden building. are the slipperiest, but the
a winter job as memory of them gives really
n estate several great writers necessary perspec
gh in the Sierras. tive and humility after "success,
iished his first that rare paint, has hidden all
p of Gold," just the ugliness."
a a giant pine After thinking of the many,
the roof of the many pitfalls into which an as
nbeck commented piring young author may fall, we
hymig room was offer this stiff test for would-be
his manuscript writers which concludes with a
red- rather perplexing question: Coler
r Peanuts idge was a drug addict.
had been writ- An Alcoholic
eanuts for years Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe
covered his work was killed by a man whom he
a contract. The was treacherously trying to stab.
st mentioned was Pope took money to keep a wo
rne was so dazed man's name out of a satire, then
tak. wrote the piece so she could be
derstood his sil- recognized anyhow.
l the offer. Kyne Chatterton killed himself. By
it still could not ron was accused of incest, and
Iearst raised the no one knows for certain what
Lnd Kyne fainted happened to Shelley on a boat
signed after re- just off the coast of Italy. Do
earst was never you still want to be a writer
and if so, why?
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RUSS BURNS...
Green Anc
It is with tongue in cheek and
uncertain hand that we endeavor
to record herein some of the
wonders of modern society.
Mr. Bunyan's Pilgrim advanced
lethargically in comparison witJb
the mechanical progress of to
day; for, looking around, we ob
serve the great strides forward
in modes of transportation, com
fortable living, government, and
creative beauty.
Fairly Adequate
Surely we agree that our trans
portation is fairly adequate, our
living reasonably bearable, and
our government - tolerable, but
when we come to the field of
beauty, as we have said many
times before, American genius is
woefully lacking.
Here and there, along this
barren frontier are a few glim
mering fires of inspiration hold
ing back the night of stultifica
tion. Now, as in the past, Ameri
can institutions of higher learn
ing are boldly leading the strike
for that which we know as beauty.
Artistic Endeavor
We are all for the growth of
this artistic endeavor and feel
that all facilities should be used
to further this cause.
BILL HANDEL..
Not Anc
Many miles south of here lies
the frigid island of Ranilox,
situated deep within the confines
of the Antarctic circle~, covered
with all the barren sterility of
the ice age. No vegetation, no
houses and no human beings as
we know them.
All year long the wind blows
and the snow piles higher and
higher. All year long the damn
able cold blots out all signs na
ture's sensitivity.
Fisher King
This place, this offshore island,
this barren wasteland has never
heard of the Fisher King or the
legend of Isis or Osiris. This is
the land of eternal snow and Ice.
As I said there are no human
beings as we know them, but
scattered across the ice mounds,
found mostly in crevasses live a
species of penguins. This is not
an ordinary collection of birds,
these have many characteristics
that are almost human.
Own Type Gibberish
They walk, talk in their own
type gibberish and have their
own type society. Crude as it
may be or rather unusual as it
may be, theirs is a society that
can possibly be recognized by
many people In the world today,
thinking people, That is.
But first let us examine the
physical characteristics of these
mighty little creatures. They
stand approximately three feet
tall, have tiny noses, and pointed
little heads. Across their backs
they have fur markings peculiar
to their individual breed or tribe.
Sartorial Splendor
In front they are attired in sar
torial splendor with the tradi
tional starched tuxedo shirt front,
bordered with their black tuxedo
jacket (in fur, of course).
They scuffle across the barren
wasteland with a shuffling gait
in black-dye-type feet topped
with black little legs that- gtve
them a ludicrous blaok4ilk-st.eek
lag look. They are always dreesed
for a formal occason, 'they 'are
always in search of someplace to
go.
Fascinating Aspect
But the most fascinating aspect
of thene pudgy little eaoee in
"And where in hell have you been?!!
I Other Shad
We believe that by careful
selection of our artist's tools and
proper use thereof, the creation
of lasting beauty can be brought
about. We strongly feel that
even the most common materials
should go into this creation.
Now Really
But painting grass. green. . . .
Now really!!!
We must draw the line between
true art and primitive garnish
ing.
Plant Psychology
Perhaps, in reality this is just
an experiment in plant race
psychology-a sort of chloro
plastic surgery. However, we
were under the impression that
such botanical projeets - are
usually confined to the Clemson
Experimental Farms.
Can it be that the hay-'n-pas
ture region farmers are usurping
some of our precious lands? For
many seasons they have inflicted
the wound of gaudy pigments
upon our beloved building and
monuments. Is our flora now to
suffer the same fate?
Religious Painting
Upon closer investigation, how
.ever, we find that this strange
practice of religious painting is a
)ther Breed C
their facial expression. Two
beady little eyes, black in color
except with indirect contact with
sunlight, then they become a
violent red or rather "hang-over"
red.
A smallish mouth that has a
perpetual smirk painted on, as if
laughing silently at a smutty
joke. A small, beak-like nose that
protrudes sharply up and outward
from their flat little faces gives
an air of tranquil snobishness.
Opposite Sex
As they stroll across the
wasteland they are ever on the
alert for members of the opposite
sex, for as Is true of most birds,
th1ey run and play in small groups
of their own sex, but they realize,
even - in this state of low natural
development that females make
the world go 'round.
Too, they haven't heard of the
stork and if they did, they are
too intelligent to believe it. There
couldn't be another breed of
bird!
Living Habits
The 'living habits of these
creatures are a wonder to behold,
they inhabit tiny homes that are,
in the language of the learned,
fratil; some tragic, some comic,
some nothing more than penquin
clubs, but they live together.
They live together in some sort
of harmony. They believe in
gathering kindred souls for the
common good.
Sally Forth
Every morning they sully forth
to do battle with the elements
that face them, peck at some
stray piece of un-appetising
drift-wood for partial nourish
ment and shuffle neatly off to
their daily labors.
As they go, they form into
single columns waddling off with
an air of self-Importance. There
is no one in the world quite as
important as they. They -walk,
with 'head urect and flippers
threwn dat in an.Mffort to main
tain their balance. A balance of
the heavy lead they - arry on
their shoulders and in their tiny
little brains.
Orderly Approach
Te mine file serven the pur
es Of Blue
manifestation from within rather
than from without.
The Navahoes have their sand
painters, Carolina has its Ber
muda sprayers.-Any other simi
larities between these cultures is
purely coincidental.
Yet to Come
The worse is yet to come,
though. While we were strolling
down the walk of Russell House
a few days ago, we noticed
patches of autumnal red across
the simulated earthen carpet.
Yep, you guessed it. Red paint.
WHY???? Really, are we to be
led to believe that it is necessary
to improve upon nature to this
extent?
Old Master
We have heard of the "old mas
ter painter from the far-away
hills"-we wonder what hills
but had always supposed-him to
be catagorized with Santa Claus
and the Easter Bunny. Well, he's
real, he's here, and his little
green elves have started spread
ing their "out of season joy." -
'Such are the rigors of modern
day life. Who knows what great
adventure lies on the horizon.
Perhaps the athletic department
will undertake the task of paint
ing the sky a deeper blue.
)f Bird?
pose of keeping a nice orderly
approach to all problems and also
serves to keep all the members
in line. If one in this herd of
penquins gets out of line, he is
severely thrashed back.
If perchance a member gets
out of line too far, he is automa
tically ostracized by the entire
group and banished to the nether
land of the black-nights. Before
he is 'sent forth to the abysmal
darkness, all tribal markings on
his fur are removed so there is
no trace of a link with his breed
or tribe.
Renegade Penquin
This renegade penquin, the one
which dared get out of line and
remained out because he enjoyed
his freedom, is shuttled forth and
received by no other tribe of pen
guins.
They believe in their little
world of tragi-comedy, 'that
what's bad for one is bad for all,
therefore why should they accept
this outcast, and they then begin
to fight among themselves as to
whom should be the salvation of
this lost soul.
-Strange birds these penguins,
for in the end no one takes him
in. He is lost, lost to all the
fratii.
Mass Herd
Their grouping together, either
in single file or mass herd serves
to give them all the strength to
continue their little lives. They
relegate their females to the role
of rearing the chicks, they go
forth to please themselves re
turning only if the fancy strikes
them.
If one returns to the female and
remains, spending more time than
the herd believe, he should, this
one is then severely chastized for
forgetting his duty to the herd.
On and On
And so it goes, on and on in
the wasteland. Penguin follows
penguin, penguins start herds,
herds have leaders, chosen by the
herd and the herd dutifully fol
lows the leaders, wherever he
goes. Actually this lar.d Is very
far away but we can see a sem
blanee around us . . . look out
the window any a of ath wee-.
CARL M. REYNOLDS. ..
Hope Burglar
Would Lose
Something
Created this year, the Univer
sity of South Carolina Educa
tional Foundation launched a
"cornerstone" fund campaign last
Saturday.
We do not wish this to be con
strued as solicitation for funds,
since solicitations on the campus
are, and reasonably so, frowned
upon. 0
It is our hope, however, that a
number of students and organiza
tions will appreciate the value
which such an organization can
mean to the University.
In that crucial stage of seeking
assistance to get started, the
Foundation is akin to any other
organization which needs . . .
deserves ... the well-wishing and
support of persons interested in
progress.
We wish the Foundation every
success . . . with which it can
certainly go far in maintaining
the "momentum of progress" at
the University.
* * *
LAST WEEKEND was filled
with people. Aside from the high
schOolers, the hdmecomers, and
the regular Carolina family, a
number of debaters were on hand
arguing points of. universal im
portance . . . save one lone visitor
whom we approached, asking:
"are you one of the visiting de
baters?" Almost apologetically,
he returned: "N-n-no, t-t-the
Coach s-s-said I w-w-was t-t-too
t-t-tall."
* * *
MOST EVERYONE thought
that the "old man of the sea" look
had died down after last year ...
but many brothers of the bush
still appear throughout the cam
pus . . . and we finally mustered
the courage to ask one fellow
something that's puzzled many
for a long time. That is, do they
have difficulty eating soup
through a mustache . . . and the
fellow admitted that it was quite
a strain.
* * *
THINGS CAN GET pretty
rough . .. like earlier in the week
before the Veterans' checks ar
rived. While having coffee, we
chanced to observe a couple
munching on one hamburger ...
and we overheard one, obviously
a spend-thrift, say, "to heck with
the expense, have another potato
chip."
T J A
THAT'S JUST ABOUT as bad
as the twvo roommates we know
wvho never lock their room door
...hoping a burglar will come
in and lose something.
* * *
THANKSGIVING for many
will be an extended stay at home
wvhen the parents will be "talking
turkey" with their young 'uns
about the grades they've received
this week.
* * e
IN KEEPING with the general
trend . . . on campus and else
where ..,. we understand that Dr.
Walker has been wrestling with
a deadline on his latest book...
it's name . . . "The Continuing
Struggle," a "sexy"~ title . . . and
it should be good if you ever get
to tackle it.
* * *
WE FAIL TO see why a couple
of students were complaining
that there wasn't enough light at
the Homecoming dance . . . it
seemed more than adequate...
but, then again, the dimmest
lights have the most scandle
power.
* * *
WE'VE GOT a hunch that
April showers will bring more
than May flowers.
* * *
GEORGE Washington used a
hatchet . . . but not on quadrangle
oaks . . . but it must have been
quite a party.
* * *
THE OTHER DAY a friend of
ours who didn't get an article
published in "The Gamecock"
suggested that the staff must be
subjected to "thought control"
. .. but actually, he must not have
been reading much of the paper
lately . . . there's so little thought
...it's hardly worth control.
WE MERELY ADD this para
graph so it will conceal the above
one, and perhaps the editor will
miss it . .. or if he cuts anything
out, as usual, it will be the last
paragraph . . . it's more like
space control . . . or when he's
run outer space . . .and he's
<better at running outer space
than the scientists down at Cape