The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 25, 1958, Page Page Two, Image 2
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From an unimpeachable authority we
have leaned that beginning in September
*h* faculty will be charged $10.00 to have
parking places on campus.
The administration official responsible
for this policy innovation has "laid an egg."
Carolina faculty members are among the
lowest paid of their contemporaries in one
of the lowest paying professional groups. To
require a Carolina faculty member to pay
$10.00 to park his car is "to add insult to
injury." The Carolina professor, along with
the student, is the University. Our academic
rating rests not upon the beauty of the aza
leas on the Horseshoe or the architecture of
Edward G. Stone's new men's dormitories
but upon the caliber of our faculty and the
students they produce. Carolina professors
have enough strikes against them and are
hard enough to secure without treating them
with such flippancy.
One of the apparent motives behind the
$10.00 payment is to help alleviate congested
Dedicated To.
A University is expected to have a benef
icient attitude toward the Arts and to fos
ter their development. The directive of a
University official to the University Play
ers telling them to vacate their quarters by
June 1 in order to make the warehouse quar
ters available for mattress storage is diffi
cult to comprehend. It is not a directive typi
cal of any university's policies. We lament
to know that a University, as a seat of learn
ing and culture, would deem mattresses of
more importance than drama. It is the type
of announcement one would expect to hear
from the uneducated with their contempt of
culture. This University is sadly misguided
in one of its vital roles.
The Facts
In reply to a Letter to the Editor on this
page we would like to make several com
ments. The writer raises a question as to
the extent of the power of the Student Body
Constitution. We remind him that the ex
tent of power of a constitution is one which
could be debated endlessly. The extent of
the power of the U. S. Constitution for ex
ample, has been under debate for many
years now.
Furthermore, the writer would have it
appear that in our editorial (Razzle-Dazzle
Hullabaloo, April 18) that we charged only
the Elections Committee with neglect of its
duties; we charged both the Elections Com
mittee and Student Council itself with neg
lect of their duties.
Regardless of what the aforementioned
writer says In the Election Committee's be
half, for its members to have waited until
Monday, April 16 (nominations were April
Letters To The Editor
A M
Dear Editor: to remedy this a
Now that the chaos of "Elee- striction on can
tion time at gay Carolina" is tures and the locs
over and only tattered remnants would definitely
of posters are flapping in the the present state
breeze, I think that a moment of Conclusion:"E
retrospect is in order. And this you because I bell
moment of retrospect isn't to ified for the off
encouraging. don't irritate me
Under ordinary circumstances schedlein yj
there is a tendency for Carolina sceueinm
elections to degenerate to the posinmymoc
level of mere popularity polls.Sn
When unintelligent publicity and Sue
promotion gimmicks are added
to this already unhealthy atmo.- Gamecock E
phere, the resulting flood of post
ers, cards, and costumed sup- Not Fully In
porters produces a ridiculous Dear Editor:
multi-colored mess. This is not to There has b<
say that such actions do not pro- cag neio
mote interest In elections--they wchman of edit
do, but they also encourage dis- no doubt noticed
gust. To be encouraged to vote day indeed when
intelligently by the publication takes a stand agi
of definite platforms is excel- but I think you
lent; to be badge-ed into votn caught standing
by a line of banner-waving, card- place.
pushing supporters is highly You speak I
irittig, to sa delat tones of the "bela
Since Carolina apparently is of duty of the El
trying to raise its academic tee, which "show
standards, why not raise can- . .. Its own aff
paign standards also? Poster. queried, "Can a
fine, but let's not cover every be capable of tak
wall, tass and twig with them-. to the Constt
When there' are no restriction lackadaisical nti
upon expendltures and losation ently your infor
of paaster publicity campaign have a full grasp
tend to sno.w-ball as manates as It existed.
tr to eep up- with each othe. Please be infor
Result: :a ontuusing, unsIghtly 1. The amnd
smaa af fas and slogan that which appears u
soldeamsk any real Inspression Bection 2, was ini
aarwar.the administratic
Ln the lnterent of amore Intel- White and was j
ligwst and sopmeIhe student by Couneil and tl
see ,mn stadent osuasll eould It did not reael
~.mash wae than tu tabsetups Trustees during
*d Tactics
parking at the University. This is a poor
way to deal with the parking problem.
The administration has bungled its duty
concerning the parking situation in the post.
The University was remiss in allowing the
land upon which the Associates Building
stands to be purchased by a non-University
group. Our downtown location provides a
serious enough problem without the area
becoming more congested with the cars of
the Associates Building office workers.
This proposed faculty parking plan~needs
to be reconsidered. The present plan may
scrap the faculty rather than the cars.
The parking puzzle will become progres
sively worse as more students enter the Uni
versity. While there are a large number of
students whose cars are not essential, there
are a number of students-commuters, pri
marily-whose cars are essential.
As a former Gamecock editor has recom
mended, restriction of automobile possession
to upperclassmen may be the only answer
until more parking space is made available.
Mattresses!
We find it difficult to believe that an
other storage area for mattresses cannot be
found. What's wrong with the second floor
of Rutledge Chapel?
Evidently Maryville College (Maryville,
Tenn.) has found a place to store its mat
tresses. With an enrollment of only 700 this
church-supported school thinks enough of its
drama department to have built a $500,000
theater with a seating capacity.of 400.
One of the by-products of age, although
not necessarily true as our example proves,
is the art of embellishing life to a finer de
gree. Our University, one of the nation's
oldest, is not showing the fruits of its age.
Some institutions, like some people, never
learn.
Remain
2), to announce that two candidates running
for President of the Student Body were dis
qualified showed definite neglect of its du
ties. While it is granted that those people
who run for office should find out if they
have an average which enjitles them to the
nomination, it is the duty of the Elections
Committee to insure that this qualification
is not overlooked. This the Elections Com
mittee should do early in the race and not
the day before elections take place.
As to the Elections Committee's not being
aware that the Amendment regarding grade
point averages had not yet been ratified by
the Board of Trustees we add that it is their
duty to be aware of the outcome of amend
ments which affect their duties. They should
not be dependent on the executive officers
of Council or anyone else to inform them on
such matters. It's up to them to take the
initiative to find these things out for them
selves.
ment Of Retrospect
ituation. A re- because .there was no meeting of
paign expendi- -the Board until the following Oc
tions of posters tober. The fact that it did not
help to relieve receive final ratification was not
of affairs, the fault of the Elections Comn
mo, I'll vote for mittee but the fault of those ex
eve you're qual- ecutive officers of Council re
Ice, but please sponsible for seeing that such
and insult my matters are carried through to
abbing football completion.
face and lolli- 2. It is further the duty of
those same executive officers to
arely, keep Council informed on such
Nettles matters. This was not done.
3. It should be of primary con
ditor Said cern to those people standing for
political office to see that they
formed have an average which entitles
them to nomination under proper
ten a marked constitutional provisions. This
.al tone of lat ought to be the first considera
ur redershave tion of any person in such a sit
.It's a happy uation. Obviously this was not
The Gamek done by at least one of the can
inst something, didates.
sir, have bee Any Ignorance of the Elections
In thewrong maintain, is therefore, justifi
n depreciatory able. Your rather considerable
ted pefrac lack of knowledge concerning
ections Commit- this matter in its entirety is not
dignorance of only surprising but falls far short
birs." Then you ofthat degree of information
sture students which a person of your interest
Lng amendmnt. and position ought to posses if
Jion wit suh he Is to be considered something
wreaT" App~er- more than "lackadaisical."
sant (s) did not Certainly, sir, we could all us
of the situation enlightenment regarding the at
fairs of the Student Body Glow
ned: ernent. To that end perhaps
ant in quetion, you would in a later edition car.
ader Article II, to explain the question which
trodueed during arose during the same meeting
e f David A. of Council: whether or not the
roperly ratified Elections Committee has the
ae student body. power to interpret that part of
a the Board at the Constitution pertaining to
that semester candidates and nthei q.ulte.
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"I don't eare if room rent is
NINETTE POTOA
"A translation of Bardot
would loose (sic) something,
but essentially a good para
phrase for her would be
'tramp.'"
From ROCKING ERA DIS
PLAYS BB by Melvin Byars,
The Gamecock, April 18, 1958.
Is Brigette Bardot to go un
championed? Is it part of the
American way to malign a de
fenseless foreigner? An indig
nant, quavering finger has been
pointed at Mlle. Bardot by a fel
low journalist. Assuredly our
democratic system assures and
protects the rights of such fin
gers -to express themselves as
they lawfully please, but don't
these same laws state that the
aeused is entitled to be de
ANTHONY E. Bb
Relics, Wred
Those dear old ladies are at it
again. The DAR, whose initials
should stand for Dreadful An
cient Relics, have condemned the
fluoridation of drinking water as
being unhealthy, among other
things.'These women, who claim
almost to a member to have an
cestors who made the periloua
voyage on the Mayflower, are
forever bursting out with some
comment on things they know ab
solutely nothing about. We would
like to point out that nearly all
of those adventurous voyagers of
yore were, before embarking for
the shores of the New World, in
cumbents of the debtor's prisons
of England, which is probably
not the best lineage claim one
might be prone to air in public.
But these ladies persist in doing
so. However, we are of the opin
ion that these quaint relics of the
past should confine their activi
tions; and if it does, the extent
of that power. I for one would
read your remarks with interest.
Sincerely,
Pete Martin
(Editor's note: See editorial
entitled "The Facts Remain").
Critic of Bardot
Answers His Critics
Dear Editor:
I would like to bow humbly to
my readers, especially to Miss
Ninette Potosky, my worthy co
hort of The Gamecock, for mak
ing such horribly unforgivable
grammatical errors in my crit
ique on Brigette Bardot. May
such shortcomings be forever
banded from my typing machine.
I indeed hope this nearsighted
ness does not lessen my appeal
to The Gamecock readers or to
Miss Potozky. I was so deeply,
psychologically disturbed over
what filth was being dumped into
movie-goers' laps that I had no
control of myself at the time.
It is taken Into consideration
that Ninette Potouiky, existing as
the humane being that she is,
naturally would defend Immoral
Bardot, even if deep in Miss Po
tosky's subconscious she agreed
with my review.
I discovered from a reliable
souree (with pictures as proof)
that MIle. Bardot does lounge
publicly in briefer than brief
undies, which does not necessar
ily mean that I have been in this
ceature's actual presence. Miss
Potosky told of some wild-haired,
dirty-naled "Night People" in
her recent "column"; I am sure
that she has not been down in
the subterranean level of South
C ~~
going to $70-Dudley, move that tr
KY...
Bardot Defendec
fended? Would it not be a viola
tion of everything that our South
ern heritage represents to leave
unanswered the accusations and
condemn a helpless, unprotected
woman without adoquate investi
gation of the charges?
OBJECTIONS,
An angry objection has been
raised to the effect that "she ca
vorts shoeless." Su6h a damning
state.ment bears consideration.
Have feet become an object of
lewd shame? If so, how many of
us may be branded as brazen?
Indeed, did God not place Adam
and Eve, In their first innocence,
shoeless in the Garden? Does the
appearance of a bashful foot and
the wiggling of a shy toe consti
tute a menace to national mor
OOWN...
,s And Sacks
ties to knitting and debating on
whose family was the deepest in
debt instead of berating a very
healthful and efficient water
system.
CAR TROUBLES
Turning to matters of more
interest and importance, we
would like to comment on the
very unfortunate Incident con
cerning the untimely end of a
professor's automobile on the
Horseshoe. As most students
know, accidents of this nature
are classifked by insurance com
panies as being "acts of provi
dence." We think that there was
somewhat of a paradox or per
haps irony involved in the selec
tion of music which issued forth
from the University chimes Im
mediately after the accident. The
hymn played, It seems, was
"Praise God From Whom All
Blessings Flow."
Another Issue which has been
foremost in the minds of stu
dents, particularly the male ones,
is the abundance of sacks, chem
ise, and trapeze dresses appear
ing on the campus lately. A fact.
we would like to point out is that
while the neat, trim figures which
are the classical favorites of
most males are almost completely
hidden by these abortions of fe
male apparel, those girls with
the more flat, straight, and bulky
figures are marvelously im
proved.
CONCEALMENT
In fact, even the most obser
vant eye may not be able to de
termine just what is under a
dress of one of the types men
tioned, which may be either an
advantage or a disadvantage to
the wearer, depending, of course,
on the disposition and outlook of
the viewers. In general, however,
we like the "flying young lady
In the daring trapeze."
As a closing comment, we
would like to say that the pleas
ant weather, which is accompan
ied by pleasant smiles, is most
welcome. The trees have shed
their political leaves and are now
endowed with nature's own fo
liage, which is much nicer to look
at. Even the unpleasant odor of
fertilizer is deemed worth while
when one observes the luxqriant
growth of grass it has produced.
All in all, and so far, it has been
a nice semester.
them at midnight and gathering
her story.
It seems the world is filled
with~ rebellers of society who are
shirking the "bindings" of tra
dition, such as swearing off un
derwear and shoes. If Mile. Bar
dot wants to make films with
not hng except a skimpy dress
and if Miss Potosky wishes to
banish these bindings, they may
continue on their merry, Idiosyn
Rder off the Horehoel"
ality ? Must it be concluded that
the unadorned foot is suggestive
and immoral? Fellow students,
study the evidence carefully.
My outraged compatriot next
pounces on Mlle. Bardot's 18-inch
waist and attacks It vigorously,
darkly hinting something unnat
ural by the words pinched in."
Is this not the very same 18-inch
waist that rotund matrons
munching chocolates In Slender
ella Salons afmd YWCA reducing
classes all over the country are
striving to achieve? Isn't It the
dream of every bulging coed to
emulate this feat?
There is reference made to
"seaweed hair," a remark which
is best dismissed as insone and
heretical when made in connec
tion to any female head of hair.
Doesn't this condition affect
many mermhaids and Carolina
coeds on rainy days? Has jour.
nalistic chivalry reached an un
timely end? Sir, you are tread
ing on dangerous ground.
INJURED SPIRIT
Throughout this bitter denun
ciation there prevails an injured
spirit of deceived innocence as
though some grossly unethical
ruse had been perpetrated in the
advertisement of the debated
film. Can it be that Mile. Bardot
is ulterior? Indeed, is barefaced
ness not one of her greatest as
sets? If there had been any mis
conception regarding the nature
of said film, was it not quickly
dispelled at the outset when the
format was generously displayed
in the unadorned person of Mile.
Bardot? Such an introduction
was purposely devised as a warn
ing to evaciuate all persons under
the impression that the entertain
ment was emanating from Dis
neyland. Were there -any burly
ruffians to forcefully restrain
those who found Mlle. Bardot's
charms distasteful? Who could
prevent an outraged critic from
leaping angrily from his seat and
rushing forthwith from the the
ater -to escape contamination and
classification with the remaining
"common and corrupt movie
goets?"
My austere friend's easy famil
iarity with MIle. Bardot's un
dressing habits and personal life,
and his lurid recapitulation of
her purported Indecency suggest
an extreme devotion of effort to
form an unbiased condemnation.
Could it be that in his overseal
ous attitude of dislike he Is sali
vating on his Anti-Sex League
banner?
UNIVERSITY OF S4
Memher.. et laug..
EDITOR .. ..
MANAGING EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
NEWS EDITOR.
SPORTS EDITOR.
FEATURE EDITOR
' CAMPUS EDITOR
SOCIETY EDITOR
EDITORIAL ASSISTANT
PHOTOGRAPHER.
STAFF WRITERS: Ann Stokes,
Buzz Hoagland, Gerald Floyd, H.
son, Bill Bae, and Jack French.
BUSINESS STAFF: Jim Herri
O'Hagln, Betty McInnis.
CIRCULATION MANAGER: Ri<
COLUMNISTS: Bob Talbert, Ci
Ninette Potoalky, Ronald L. Bern,
and Anthony Et Brow.
Carl M. Reynolds
Lets Hustle
For Russell
There's nothing as over as
campus politics, when they're
over; and it's a sigh of relief for
both the politicians and the con
ittituents that the Spring elec.
tions at Carolina have been con
cluded in due season.
Last week was interesting in
many aspects . . . it was a great'
time to observe and study hu3an
nature.
Three candidates of potentially
the same strength offered their
services "for a better Univer
sity." One emerged successful . . .
two were less favored by fellow
students.
The promises, if platforms 'an
be so construed, have not effee.
tively registered- in the minds of
the students, but in a moral
sense, the candidates must re
alize the issues they projected.
If this is true, then certainly
they have obligated themselves
to those ends which they advo
cted . . . and, certainly they
should endeavor to fulfill those
ideas they have advanced.
We don't suppose that anyone
will consider that the primary
position was a popularity con
test. We feel that each candidate
must have realized the real op
position they had in the race ...
and, while destiny would have
victors . . . it then is for the vic
tor to prove himself worthy of
the position to which public opin
ion has called him.
By the same token, the van
quished should support with
equal vigor, those principles they
have endorsed and presented.
We offer our best wishes to
the successful candidates . . . we
wish you a most successful ten
ure . . . indeed, this is a far cry
from the old adage: "To thd vic
tor goes the spoils" ... it's more
like "To the Spoils goes the Vic
tor."
To the new officeholders, we
hope that you have reserved some
of the same enthusiasm as dis
played during campaigning, for
the many projects ahead.
0 0 *
KEEP TUESDAY open for
the lecture on Tuesday at 7:15,
concerning the problems, pro
cedures and prospects of our Mil
itary Assistance Program . . .
brought by an expert . . . Rus
sell House Assembly Room on the
29th . . . this in the final Inter
national Studies lecture of the
year . . . and promises to be one
of the most interesting.
* * *
WE DISAGREED with Jake
Penland's evaluation of a recent
freshman baseball game, but he
indicates that he's a much better
"rooster-booster" when it comes
to politics . . . we enjoyed his
final remarks Sunday comment
ing on Dixon, and suggesting
that we "Hustle for Russell."
* * ii
WE SUSPECT THAT the car4
on the Horseshoe wasn't the only
thing that was crushed in the
Tuesday storm . . . The owner
probably was, too.
* * *
WE'D ALMOST BET that
this was the first year that the
election ballots have been counted
in a pool room.
* * *
TUESDAY: "Timberrr!I"
A REATER
)UTR CAROLINA
Eme Geentsahe us
-Roy Williams
* Jerry Sanders
Lela Barr Stuokey
Billy Mishoe
Tom McLean
.............Scott Cain
-.........Gene Jones
........Anne Valley
. . Rex King
Jack Prench
Brucie Lennon Bill Lumpkln,
rnet Clar. Sliker, Carol Wat
n~g, advertising editor; Cathy
m Rutledge
irl M. Reynolds, Bill Handel,
Bob (Groans Melvin . Byars..