The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 28, 1958, Page Page Two, Image 2
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An interesting subject was opened for
discussion in Student Counnil Monay. The
subject under consideration is whether Car
olina should retain its membership in the
National Student Associatign. Many feel
that the benefits received by the University
do not merit its continued membership. Dis
cussion on the subject has been tabled until
a later date.
We have heard that the matter will be re
Spened With A
We would like to recognize a group of stu
dents whose achievemenfa in past years
have not been commended on this page.
Ironically, this is a group which should re
ceive more recognition than perhaps any
other group on campus. Reams of material
have appeared in this paper about the merits
of other student groups, activities, etc. We
regret that suitable recognition for the
achievements of this group and others be
fore them is so belated in coming.
Robert A. Dobson III, Katherine E. Wells,
George D. Ballentine, Edmund B. Coleman,
Ruth Wray Davis, Robert E. L. Freeman,
Perkins Gaillard, HTarriet M. Harman, Ni
nette B. Potozky, seniors; Anne Johnson
Boyd, Edison Ray Ezekiel, David Andrew
CARL M. REYNOLDS ...
Move Columbi
It was a big weekend for most honoraries; they,
students at Carolina. pride to Carol
Perhaps it started Thursday they seem dorrr
-with the Student Union movie, trained eye-per
Julius Caesar-it was so Shake- they are honori
spearean. But we didn't like student isn't, in
Mark's portrayal of Marlon. affairs such ai
However, the plot was excellent; sponsored by i
it was so political, and Caro- Day, sponsored
linaish. Caesar really got cut. deed, these am
* * * constantly "croi
OF GREAT VALUE to the Carolina."
University, and a compliment to- NOW GETT
the Blue Key honorary frater- .
nity as well as the Adminis- that "big weeke
tration, was the elaborately . . . we could n
planned and well-executed first of parties, etc.
annual "High School Day." *
While ft brought untold good will WE DID SI
toward the University from vir- over the weeken
tually every section of the state, that old philoso
it also proved that students, evil, speak no e
yorking closely with the admin- - - . and as mil
istration, especially the Presi- - - . he was a r4
dent, the Registrar, Dean of *
Women, and Dean of Men, can WE UNDERS
really boost the spirit of Caro- dent Council w
lina ... and elevate ourselves to tions for the Al
a more self-respecting institu- that we Understai
tion. we don't unders
U * * seems so unnec<
BUT OF COURSE, we don't *
propose to overlook the other WE'RE GLAI
Letters To The Editor
Son Of Former U
(Editor's note: These are ex- and confidence
cerpts from a letter also sent to them had much
Dr. Daniel Hollis. It is written distinguished su<
by Dr. Broadus Mitchell of Rut- ers whom he bre
* gers University, an ex-Gamecock pus in extrao
editor and son of Samuel Chiles were far more
Mitchell, a former President of you tell of....
the University.) Was my fath4
Doctor Hollis: bring the State
Please accept my kindest tional demands
thanks for sending me the second attitude of the
volume of your illuminating and cently toward th
painstaking history of the Uni- Supreme Court
versity of South Carolina. stitutions must
Naturally I have read with people does not
particular care your chapter de- an alumnus, I i
voted to the administration of my cent presidents c
father, Samuel Chiles Mitchell, -begging them tc
from 1909-1913. Let me take the tion to inform a
high brick wall around the old State to an ed
campus as a symbol of his pol- which the Univ
icy. As you remark, he thought to adopt. I think
the wall closed the University couched in cour
off from the public view and candid terms, b
similarly shut the institution in me the complin1
upon itself. He had the wall low- From the then
ered to a mere coping at each a brief acknow
end of the campus but left It on restating the Si
the sides. That Is to say, he cul- the presence o
tivated the public and worked whites in the
prodigiously to take the Univer- and letting It
sity to the State while at the father did what
same time he labored to Inprove 50 years ago te
the scope and quzality of work on tunities, educat
the qampus itself. One of the and civic, for a
protessora whom you quote had South Carolina.
an imperfect sympathy for my become not simj
father's promotional efforts in a legal obligatio
S the State. Perhaps his critic did versity. Maybe
not appreciate the fact that for forts in South
~.the University to prosper It was something to tea
necussary to .improve education the University a
in the StAte, beginning with the Sincei
grade intents. .p.n.Broad
We was mr netuo
'.. strengthening teaching and learn- Best Dressec
lug on, the capapus than you CnetPa
emedit him tgith, I 6aud call over . 00**9
4' ~a l t tM bge profesbors of J)ear Editor:
~ 1~~$*~**~ded to It is with sin<
b ~li9A er* iore.-- I request you to
~ apd spprior ter. The sponsor
t. ~ 'W DRESS1
at Assle U@ton
openeo -44i discussi6u' at &udent' Oouncills
next meetig; .we hope that it will. Caro
lina's membership in the National Student
Association Is an issue upon which the Stu
dent Body must make* a decision, We are
especially interested in hearing the views
of the candidates for Student Body Presi
dent. There will be much said in the next few
weeks about the. Nitional Student Associa
tion.,
A Capital "5"
Fedor, Robert J. Lahm, Helen Kaye Ringer,
Carolyn M. Williams, juniors; Ellison D.
Smith, and Miriam Zack, sophomores; and
freshman William Behling are 18 reasons for
operating this institution. These students
received all "A's" for fall semester.
One of the most common student fallacies
is that the most important thing to accom
plish in college is to make high grades. Dean
John T. Rule of the Massachusetts Institute
of Technology has said that if a student
concentrates on understanding a subject,
the grades will take care of thernselves, but
if he concentrates on grades, learning will
deteriorate and grades along with it. If we
can infer anything from Dean Rule's state
ment it would be that these 18 students have
let grades take care of themselves.
a Off Campus
too, bring great sell House is getting an intercom
Ina. Frequently system. It's a great addition to
ant to the un- the building which is more and
haps that's why more becoming the focal point-of
tries. But what student life ... and such an ad
pressed by the dition has been greatly needed.
i Awards Day, . . . It can be used for piping
)DK, and May music . . . announcements . . .
by KSK . . . in- sweepers, etc.
ual affairs are * * *
ving for a finer THE PROGRESS which is
being made . .-. on the cafeteria
dorms ... library . . . land
[NG BACK to scaping, etc., makes us proud to
id" we spoke of be a part of the Carolina Com
iention a couple munity . . . we may soon start
but we won't. a campaign to "Move. Columbia
* Off Campus."
:E one student * * *
i who advocated WE INTENDED TO mention
phy . . . see no that the high school coeds we
vil, hear no evil chatted with around the Horse
,ht be suspected shoe and Maxcy Monument on
-al party pooper. Saturday were Carolina mater
* ial . . . at least, that was our
TAND that Stu- observation.
11 hold nomina- * *
ril elections . . . THERE WON'T BE a movie
nd ... but what next Thursday . . . we under
And is why . . stand . . . but on the return from
kasary. holidays. . it'll be "Mister Rob
* erts." We understand that if
I THAT the Rus- there Is a sufficient demand, it'll
SC President Expres
which he gave CAMPUS contest, BRITTON'S
to do with their and the Gamecock, have decided
cess. The speak- to postpone the event until a
ught to the cam- future date.
rdinary variety We sincerely feel that due en
numerous than tirely to unwise scheduling on
our part the contest had been
r's eagerness to thrown into unfair competition
abreast of na- with many other prominent social
unavailing? The events of the current season. It
University re- was decided that under the cir
e decision of the cumstances it was only fair to
that public in- all concerned that the contest be
serve all of the put off.
reassure me. As I am deeply sorry for any dis
rrot.e .to two re- appointments this may cause and
*f the University wish to apologize to the candi
Suse their posi- dates and nominating bodies' for
nd persuade the any inconveniences.
icational course Most sincerely,
ersity is bound Jim Herring
my letters were Gamecock
teous though in Advertising Manager
ut neither gave --
ent *oI a repy The 'Case of 'Don't
edgment simply Need No's' And All
ate law against Dear Mr. Editor:
f Negroes and This school has a bad case of
same institution "don't need no's" and all. Why,
to at that. My here we are a-goin into all man
he could nearly ner of building programs and
enlarge oppor- we don't need none of them
lonal, economic things what are being built atall.
II the people of Why, they done plowed up the
This has now field (where them army boys
>ly a moral but walk and all), messed up a heap
n upon the Uni- of parking places, and made a
my father's ef- right smart of noise just trying
Carolina have to get started on that there new
sh the State and library built. An they' don't need
this moment, no new library caus,~ they's books
ely, in that old one that ain't even
us Mitchell been read yet. Why, I been in
that old one at least (four times
I Mannow, and I ain't never seen more
than a finger and toes worth of.
is Canceled folks in there, 'ceptin them girls
which help out. An them books.
ere regrets that in- the old library can't be got
publish this let- at for mor'n a hour or two. A
m of the Annual feller can't hardly even browse
CD MAN ON aoun' in there like you can over
BOB TALBERT.
How
This column is devoted to all
the unattached males on the Car.
olina campus.
Females, feminines and "gurls"
in general may just as well ig
nore it. The little message con
tained herein will probably raise
your eyebrows, ire and metab
olism.
For you free, white and single.
guys, this will be one of those
How-To-Do-It bits concerned with
the problem of staying in that
blissful state of bachelorhood.
How Not To Get Married or
To Hell With Togetherness.
No. 1-At all times be on the
defensive when in the company
of females. Every skirted and
pig-tailed woman on the campus
has that ivy-covered cottage with
that Ivy-Leagued hubby in the
back of her little mind. You can
recognize this emerald-cut com
plex by her constant extension of
the third finger, left hand.
No. -2-Give up bathing for
Lent. Extend the Lenten season
be shown on the night we return
from the holidays . . . the 8th
. . . about 8 p.m.
THE PAPER MAN . . . he's
not really . . . he distributes
them . . . has been losing money
again . . . we suspect that some
students just aren't paying for
the papers they take . . . we
doubt that one student steals the
money . . . it would be hard to
get one's hand into the slot . . .
but We did hear of a one-fingered
pick-pocket once, who stole noth
ing but "Life Savers."
It is unfortunate, however,
that so frequently students have
to be reminded that the papers
outside the Laundry aren't sam
pIe copies.
ses Views Or
there at that drug store. An they
ain't even got no spicy books
with pictures. in them, either.
An a feller can't even drink
his tomato juice in the Russell
House without gittin the head
ache no more cause they's a tear
ing down what's been built a year
or so, and then turning right
around an building back what
they done tore down. Makes a
feller wonder sometimes.
Reckon who named that the
student house? Why, they got
all manner of folks what don't
do nothing but run around in
there a'tellin you "Take that out
o'here. . . . Git your books off
there . . . feet on the floor,
please . . . where you goin' with
that? . . . and no sliding down
themi l?annisters." Shucks, ain't
no use in adding no new one
when a feller can't do nothing
in the old one.
Everybody's hollerin' about a
auditorium. Lawdy me, we don't
need no auditorium. Only thing
they'd use it for would be to git
them smart people to talk to them
what thinks they's smart and all.
Why, they wouldn't even think
o' having a fgrm an home dem
onstration in there ever. Wouldn't
have nothing a feller like me
would like, .like girly shows and
livestock judgings.
An somebody said we need a
new basketball field. Why, we
ain't made good use of the old
one yet . . . least wise we didn't
last season.
Now I think we do need a new
fine arts building, 'cause here
I am a senior and I ain't even
glimpsed a fine art, and never
will see one soon's I get back to
Stump Hole Junction. We could
use a few more rooms fer them
Administration Builging fellers
to come an inspect an all, 'cause
the other day I seen- all of them.
just a settin aroun4.Ia. their of.
A. L
)n he kive an hour qula he mean
ro Remain A B
for the entire year. This will def
initely ward off the less aggres
sive females. You know, the year
'round Lent and all.
No. 8-Cultivate sloppy eating
habits. - When out on a dinner
date, eat directly from your
date's plate and with her spoon.
If you don't like the first taste
put the remainder back on her
plate. This is sure fire especially
with the soup entree.
No. 4-Select your wearing at
tire as if you were either a loom
fixer on the second shift or a
deck hand on a garbage barge.
Once you hit on the right com
bination, don't change for weeks.
This costumint is more than ef
fective 'on dance weekends and
visits to her mommy and daddy's.
No. 5-Talk about other girls
and other dates every chance you
have. Do this with a dreamy at
titude. Mist your eyes and let
your voice quiver. Preface every
remark with "Well, Emma Jane
always liked this or did that or
said. . . ."
No. 6-Grow a beard. Not the
neat little manicured ones but
one of the bird's neat type. Eat
a lot of runny food after the
growth is developed. A good case
of dandruff helps. ,
No. 7-Talk about things she
is interested in like yourself,
Jane Mansfield, yourself, hat
red of little children and ani
mals, yourself, her bad habits,
your talents and prowess. Di&
agree with everything she says.
Be nasty and cutting in a very
obvious manner. If she still hangs
in there, resort to silence and the
act of boredom.
No. 8-For the proper ap
proach to sex, read Kinsey's book,
"For Whom the Belles Told," It's
a real gasser. This tabulated In
University's
fice and looked like they didn't
have nothing to do and I spect
they wuz tired of just settin.
Much oblidged for runnin' that
piece which I wrote last week, an
I can tell you my momma shore
was proud of me, an daddy Is
fit to be tied and when the folks
in town heared that somethin I
writ wuz in the paper, why they
put it straight In the Stump Hole
Gazette with my name on It an
everything. Boys, Howdy!
I'm gonna be droppin In on
.you folks occasionally with more
letters, 'cause I done heared just
a bunch of people sayin that it
wuz the only sensible thing on
the whole page last week.
See you at the Grange meet
Thankin you
Oliver R. Evans II
(21 years old)
The Student Today
As A Conformist
During a recent informal talk
wIth a professor I was asked,
"What's wrong with today's
college students? Don't theyv feel
that there are any causes left In
the world?"
Thinking about his statement
for a day or two, I began to real
Ize its full significance. There
was a time when college cam
puses in this couritry saw wide
spread outbreaks of radical be
havior. On every, soapbox stood
a crusading Communist, Social
1st, or Isolationist - not only
speaking but thinking.
Today thinking marks one as
a radical - a label which has a
repulsive sound to the majority
of people.' The college student of
'today has assumed such an aura
of conformity that to differ has
become lethal. While It Is good
that today's college men and
woman has' ,beeonea far lqa a.
achelor
f6rmation- will give you a handy
guide of Who, What, Where,
When and Why and sometimes,
How.
No. 9-Always appear broke.
Borrow from her and never have
enough money to pay the bill so
she will turn red when the waiter
threatens to throw you out. Al
ways buy the cheapest Items.
Laugh and Joke about your ter
rific indebtedness.
No. 10 - Dirty fingernails,
scratching, nose- picking, loud
belching, waxy ears, -seuffed
shoes, lisping, and bad breath are
old stand-bys in the anti-maitr
riage campaign. Add to this list
over-drinking, passing out, get
ting sick, pinching, loud singing
off key of barroom ditties, reci
tations from Billy's Whiz Bang
book, calling date by wrong
name when- introducing her, and
the constant defamation of the
opposite sex and you can all but
be assured of complete success.
No. 11-If all of these things,
and others createid out of your
fertile imagination, faWl, there is
one item that is sure-fire. Steal
her father's shotgun.
t ef
And if you are stupid enougl
to get caught with a wife after
all this, boy, you don't deserve
to be a bachelor. You will go
your "Just desserts" wvIth 16
runny-nose brats, a TV repair,
man, bills by the yard, an ivy
tovered cottage with bad plumb.
ing, burned grapefruit for break
fast and a flea-covered eas.y
chair by a fireplace that doesn't
draw properly.
And you'll be a damn night
happier than the self-styledi
toset caugh with a wife aferr.
Oat, we'y, yos dnee?sev
runose sinte, annVepr.
there is somethen yqad, a is
turigdn cottage ith iety plumb
ing compnetel gapefrutc. rek
fstuadt no fl-ongere thiks
chaiey aereplaeo That maorsitl
rawiv inforly.nrmintu
tosAnd you'ltb a'fte damn aih
hapero athnityThe self-tleg
bachelor o touldn'sto oten my
sflowr,i almost, nsirrleer
AOa, we'l setie? fad
thinkipedetiy--onsygru
threisomehndgaceqally as is
turbangt. Toayse college ceyta
itns havpetl aptec. oelk
tupets no lohner. Thk
they membey do. aTheghayri
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to aln textapafthy twri
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Ronald L. Bem,.e
Extremes In
Education Must
Be Reconcile
The University grist mill turns
on and on, and college graduate
are produced by the hudreds. 'l
strieSs me. thst.a foln$-0iitp
initi, of a colege 8
COLLEG G A
A oblisge iraduate s-4 -at
text and a slide re6 with mye
12 hours of . physics thr0wa In
. . . or maybe a 4ollege radateb
Is a bespeOtaeled 15,'ooert Oho
lays hundreds of bours of i* rk
at the shrine of the. teiPleIg
Elliot or Faulkae. Perhaps the
college graduate is an L.M. ma
chine with a little acounting:d
economics delicately Integrated
somewhere in the mechanism of
the gears. The college gVaduate
is an oversized male with a thor
ough knowledge of basketball or
football with volleyball or table
tennis thrown in as a first teach
ing subject, or he is a tape re
cording of United States.. and
South Carolina constitutions with
a little ancient history and a
wealth of facts about Genera
-Grant, President Rosevelt, and
the First World War thrown in.
A final type of college graduate
is the ne'er-do-well who learns
nothing in his four years other
than the better brands of booe,
the, frat by-laws, and the insig
nias of the latest sports cars.
Unfortunately, we have arrived
at an era of specialization which
is carried to an alarming degree
in every college and university in
our modern educational system.
There seems to be no middle
ground between the arts and the
sciences, the technical and lib
eral, and the slide rule and the
soliloquy. This is a most grievous
evolution.
DOLLAR WORSHIP
We are a culture of harried,
hurried people who have time
only for those things which will
contribute -toward making that
extra dollar. We are an unread
ing, unthinking culture to whom
Dylan Thomas just might be a
second baseman for the Yankees,
and Talouse Lautrec is probably
the male lead to Bridgette Bar
dot in her latest picture. We are
a specialized culture of headline
scanners, whose only goal is that
little, stuffy specialized nook in
life which nets a comfortable sal
ry. We are for all practical pur
poses composite parts of the mass
without identity. We are engi
neers or teachers or business
men . . . and unfortunately...
that is all. We pire Babbitts, each
within our own little field of en
deavor.
CHANCE NEEbED
This is a situation which
sifould be and must be changed.
There should be a ~eonipromise
between economies, equations,
and English Lit. There -must be
some cultural development even
in the most talented mathema
tician. There must be some tech
nical knowledge pounded into the
most well read liberal arts major.W
This Is the developmental
stage. We did not come to college
to learn to be teachers or insur
ance salesmen or researchers to
the totlil 'exclusion of everything
else. Now is the time to evolve
a system of well rounded cur
ricula for- ourselves and those to
come. Now is the time to remove
the counting house from the path
which heretofore led directly
from the cottage to the castle.
And remember, Bill, there are
some things more important than
$560 a month.
*R A GREATER
SOUTH CAROIJNA
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. . .. .. .. .. .. .. ...Roy Williams
-..---.-. .. .. .. .Jerry Sanders
....... Leila Barr Stuokey
.. .. .. ....Billy Misee
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