The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 15, 1957, Page Page Two, Image 2
Saurdilns, Alas
When over 4800 people are crowded into
a structure that will facilitate dnly 8500
spectators, the resulting effect is not unlike
a gigantic sardine can.
This was the situation during the spec
tacular Wake Forest game here in the 20
plus-year-old University field house.
The only perceptible difference between
the lowly sardine and any spectator at that
game would be that the fish is far better off.
Sardines, we've observed, are at least
packed in adequate, attractive containers,
and the number of occupants therein is lim
ited in a reasonable measure.
Carolina spectators, in comparison, have
to witness indoor athletic contests in an an
tiquated building that will seat a noticeably
fewer number than that comprising the stu
dent body enrolment, not counting alums
who have developed the commendable habit
of supporting their alma mater.
Nonetheless, when a sports event of some
significance takes place, seating capacity
seems to stretch to unlimited bounds, as at
the Wake Forest contest.
Aisles, steps and entrances were filled,
contrary to safety and fire regulations.
About the only space not utilized was the
Kindergarten Let Lo
If an old adage that says actions speak
louder than words be true, then the figura
tive: voice of Carolina was transformed in
the Carolina-Wake Forest game by a display
of infantile behaviour into a noisy garble of
not at all flattering implications.
The performance of a number of Carolina
students hurling cascades of wadded paper
upon the basketball court during the game
was as embarrassing to the Gamecock play
ers and to the University as it was insulting
to the Wake Forest team.
Utter disrespect for the opponents was
evidenced by a few individuals, who regret
tably constitute a portion of the Carolina
student body and thereby represent the Uni
versity as a whole.
Their behaviour pictured to the visiting
team the University as a school sadly lack
ing not only in integrity but also in common
courtesy.
Adding To The I
The provision for a month interval be
tween announcement of nominations on
March 1 and election day, April 1, for stu
dent body officers is one of the soundest
plans to come out of a student council com
mittee for some time.
The four-week period will allow ample
time for students to survey the field of can.
didates and to select with discretion the besi
qualified nominees.
Campaigp speeches for presidential can
didates, council officers, and school repre
sentatives would further enhance pre-elec
tion planning.
The fitness of both student body presi
Dick Smith
Spring
-In the sullen, wormwood The latter
Spring, when the savage hot-wet complexioned)
Sun broke flashing on the green- the usual han
leafed girls and the big boys claws to bietter
from the twisted farms, Omegia crop of the is
lay warm and eager in the This peculi
springtime gasp of the current- we shall call
ing Pacific, awaiting the mor- tinued for mi
row- certain chang
All Is quiet, save for the quiet place that wei
rustle of preparation filling the trol of the Fo
caves of the Ante-Bellums, a erations of
strange Sect lying deep within Foops grew r
the southern reaches of the isle- seams-both ii
The morning will bring the An- cally.
nual Festival of Spring, and all Also during
joyfully prepare themselves for Sloths began
the occasion . .. young men with sons never
bleached, powdery faces daub the lished, they g
black hair carefully about their green coloring
fallow mouths. (Some of the
Zenith Families resplendent in had some rath
their nudity spin laughing ornes on this
through the lairs and caves, their isn't part of I
blue-and-white numbers painted At any rate
brightly on their backs (i.e. the to resemble a!
lower the number, the better the Foops and Du
family.) jor physiolo
The luke-light of the caves They weren't
flash hot on the tear-filled eyes others.
of the young men as they gaze In these tir
worshipfully upon the portrait sentiment flo
of Virgin le Robert, the great Foops (parti
Water-god . . . alU is tense . . . Northerners h
expectant. .. . Tempers flari
Old Sloth Day has begun.
And Then There Were Three
To better understand this fes
tival, one must re7examine the
history of the island. In the
twisted South, there once existed
a medieval society rigidly di
vided into three groups: The
Foops-aristocratie manor-lords
owning the Sloths; The Dupe
the huge lower class owning .,
nothing; and of course, the Uvi
Sloths-captive creatures from
the near-by isle of Gokk. aneno
Are Btter O
court, and that was only because paper
claimed prior possession.
The University is bursting out all over,
all right. Provision has been- made to take
care of the overflow of students in new dor
mitories.
But no provision whatsover has been made
for the student, in the way of a recreational
structure like a new field house, should he
tire of his sleeping quarters.
The Gamecock wonders if the Administra
tion is under the delusion that students are
going to remain in their exotic, modern new .
dormitories all the time, or if, perhaps,
they've forgotten that college students, like
energetic children, require a certain amount
of activity.
Granted, funds are limited but the endur
ance of sports fans, students or non-stu
dents, is limited too.
The University will either have to find
some method of providing for adequate
spectator facilities indoors by building a new
field house or else abolish some of the pres
ent indoor inter-collegiate contests.
The Gamecock sees no indication that
either trustees, students or alumni would
tolerate the latter move.
ose In The Bleachers
As the paper downpour developed into a
minor blizzard, game officials finally re
sorted to the threat of calling a technical
penalty on Carolina. The threat managed to
curb the paper hurlers, but the damage had
been done-to the University's reputation
in sportsmanship.
Excitement over Grady Wallace's recbrd
and enthusiasm for the team's playing was
understandable; the rain of paper was not.
The puerile paper hurlers are presumably
Gamecock fans. This being the case they no
doubt forgot, in the midst of their misguided
zealousness, that post season ratings by ACC
sports writers depend greatly on sportsman
ship exemplified by member schools.
Of far more importance than this was the
fact that the entire incident was an ineradi
cable smear on the University. It also pointed
out, too vividly, that quite a few Carolina
students need to grow up.
Election Carnival
dent and school representatives should be
considered with exacting care, since even
the most able president can be hamstrung
by an indifferent council made up of profes
sional campus joiners who rarely note, much
less care, what council's duties involve. The
reverse situation can be equally unprolific.
Student body elections are exciting, color
ful and glamorous, much like an enthralling
carnival in atmosphere. But elections ARE
NOT carnivals in essence or in meaning.
In planning ahead for this year, the Stu
dent Council committee seems to have tried
to add to the very appealing carnival color
of elections the very serious aspect of the
-occasion.
And The Turtle's Croa
(who were green- got mad. . . . All hell broke loose
had in place of as the stern, strong aristocrats
ds a set of mole- led by Virgin le Robert-stormed
pick the dominant out to punish the proleterlat
land. rabble for daring to blacken
ar society--which their honor.
Slotheeracy-con- A short while later, after being
mny years. Then, soundly thrashed by the rabble,
es began taking they retired to their charred
e beyond the con- ruins and began thinking of
ops. Through gen- wvays to perpetuate the romantic
debauchery, the and heroic aspects of such mar
ather loose at the tial antics as dysentary, war
orally and physi- prisons, rotting limbs, death,
maggots, and the smell of suf
this period the fering-coating them all with
hanging. For rea- the sweet innocence of green
adequately estab- stained statues in magnolia
radually lost their parks.
and mole-claws. In the rimpleseed age follow
nore cynical Foops ing, legends established beyond
er fascinating the- human doubt that Foops (when
phenomena, but It niot cavorting in the sloth-pen.,
he story) bars, and gaming housen) were
, the Sloths came blessed by the nod of Holy Writ,
most perfectly the golden in their aristocratic gen
pes, with one ma- tility. . . . From these assump
rical difference: tions was born Old Sloth Day
as good as the and the Reincarnation Rites of
the Ante-Belluma.
ies, to the North, The Fertile Foops
wed against the It is interesting to note that,
ally because the although only a few of the
ad no Sloths). . . . Southern Omeglas were Foops,
ci and the Foops just about every Ante-Bellum is
CROWING FOR A GREATER
IIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA
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"NearsighteI
Roy Williams
How Religiou
With the closing of Carolina's
nineteenth annual Religious Em
phasis Week the question I, and
many others with me, are raising
is "How Religious is RE Week?"
Professor Leland Miles of
Hanover College in a recent ar
ticle in the "American Associa
tion of University Professors"
states that few people ip the ad
ministration, faculty or student
body of the average college really
want a genuine RE Week or even
know what a week of genuine
religious emphasis would mean
with its revolutionary implica
tions.
Two of his ideas that seem
especially pertinent to the Caro
lina situation I would like tc
mention.
Symposium Suggested
One of Miles ideas that parti
cularly impressed me was a sym
posium or a religious debate or
the world's major denominations
As he says, "Any fair definitior
of 'religious' must necessaril3
take account of the many nobb
religions in addition to Chris
tianity." And yet how many 01
the RE Weeks that we have wit
nessed have included only lead
ers from our major denomina
tions in America.
Wouldn't a constructive an(
well-conducted debate by out
standing religious leaders on th,
religious principles of the majo:
world religions be a stimulatinj
incentive to we students who ar
supposed to be in the midst o
ideas during these college daye
Constructtive Debates
These debates would not b
aimed at tearing down one re
ligion at the expense of anothe
but rather to cause students t
think to strengthen their ow
religious faith.
I think one student expresse
it well when she said, "I believ
I would understand my religlo
descended therefrom (or think4
he is, which for all practical put
poses is the same thing.)
Carnage is the Blacking Sur
The haunting strains of th~
Reincarnation Reel initiates thi
ceremonies, and courtly dancin
follows in the eerie glow (
wicker lamps. I should explal
'courtly': it was commonly a:
sumed that true Gentlemen wer
completely free of all basi
dIrives. Since their companions
the Blue Chippies - weren
especially interested (or inte1
eating) anyway, this brothei
sister relationship worked quit
well.
Rapidly the tempo picks u1
...Glistening apprentice-Be
lums gaze worshipfully at the!
elder brothers as the pistols a:
prepared . . . dancing reacht
a whirling frenzy and the Bli
Chippies-for a short time
least-don't look quite so bore
Finally, the screams of tI
Ante-Bellums fill the night
they make this one last gre:
GESTURE to the departe
Foops: taking the weapons, the
proceed to murder one anoth'
as the eerie lights of the cavy
swing gently in their saddles.
The smell of cordite stings ti
whispering air and bodies cc
lapse quickly into dug grav<
scattered under the magnolia
Then, in the climax geared
an intoxicating peak, the a)
prentice-Bellums (who are le
behind to perpetuate the Sect:
the following years) dance the
weird Graves Provi-dance, ar
the Ante-Belluma close their al
nual Rites in the billowing swe
ter of night clouds settli,
heavily on the hot, black gravy
I, Henderson?"
is Is RE Week?
better if I knew more about some
of the other world religions."
As for myself I'm ashamed to
admit that often I receive the
great doctrines of my church
with as much feeling and mean
ing as so many spoonfuls of
mush. If I were challenged more
often on my religious beliefs I
would stop to think and probe
into their full meaning.
Religion and Grades
Ted Ledeen, "Y" Director, has
said, "One of the implications of
RE Week should be that good
religion and good grades go hand
in hand."
It seems to me that, therefore,
RE Week should also serve as a
shot in the arm to the often heard
resolution of exam time last se
mester, "I'll never get caught
in this fix again."
We students don't need to be
told by Professor Miles or any
one that if we were to put a
genuine Christian emphasis into
effect in the classroom that the
result would be revolutionary.
It has been said that the most
important job of a Christian stu
dent is to be a good one. Then
isn't an indifferent, nonchalant
attitude towards learning a be
trayal to the industriousness and
I thoroughness of Christ?
- Being practical we must re
e alize that there is quite a dif
r ference between the utopian and
the actual RE Week. As Prof.
8 C. M. Gittinger of the School of
f Business Administration says,
-. "we need to think deeply about
what the ideal RE Week would
e he like as we plan our RE Week.
.We must also, however, realize
r that our RE Week must to a de
o gree be a compromise with the
n ideal."
se Robert Talbert
Fans Coi
A week ago last night 1 had
the pleasure of being among a
rowdy, jamming throng that
spilled over in the Carolina field
s house to watch our Gamecocks
-(plus Grady) spank the bottoms
of the Demon (?) Deacons from
Baptist U. up Twin City way.
e Sonme of the fans watching this
e cage-fest needed to be spanked
g also. Now don't get me wrong,
f I thought the officiating was as
n lousy as any I have ever seen,
;- but that is no excuse for us act
e ing like spit-b)allers. Think a
.c minute. What possible damage
-- in this whole wido world could
't those wadded-up pieces of paper
e- have done to the refs?
-Bricks Are Better
e Absolutely none. Sticks or
rocks or bricks might have been
p. effective but not scrunched-up
I- paper balls. Carry some rocks
Ir next time, you might hit an of
-e ficial in the eye. If you are a
as good shot you might hit one of
ie the players. Just hope it isn't
rt ours.
I. The only damage those wads
ie could have done would have been
is to cause us to lose the ball game.
it It Is up to the discretion of the
d referees as to whether the stands
ey are holding up the progress of
er the game. The results could have
is been a series of foul shots for
the Deacons or, even worse, they
we could have forfeited the game to
1- the Parsons. Considering that
is the exact parentage of the refa
s. was the theme of several indi
to vidual and group cheers, I think
p- we got out lucky, with only one
ft technical called on the stands.
In Number two thing noted.
ir We have a sad need for a big
id ger field house.
ri. The public address announcer
1- kept asking for everyone to move
ig as close to the center of the gym
s- as possible. Now the fellows with
dates didn't mind this at all, for
The Big
By Bob McNair
Guest Columaist
(Editor's Note: Th is 4M
first of a series of artiolos by
Bob McNair explaining the work
ings, purposes and limitatione of
student government.)
In an age when society has.
come almost to demand that a
college student prepare himself
well if he is to assume the reins
of social, political and religious
leadership, the majority of stu
dents continue to be only briefly
acquainted with the role of stu
dent government within the cam
pus and within the nation.
The quality of society as a
whole depends upon the college
graduate. In this age of intense
intellectual competition, it is he
who creates, enforces and ad
judges the laws of community
life. To attempt to fulfill this
obligation without studied pre
paration is to betray the gov
erned peoples.
Certain inferences invariably
arise in the matter of student
government, especially the ques
tion of limitations. The author
ity of student government is
vested in the hands of the ad
ministration and the delegation
of this authority depends entirely
upon the maturity, responsibil
ity and understanding evinced by
the elected representatives of
the student body.
To attempt to procure Imnte
diate authority without first re
alizing the heavy responsibility
of such authority is to weaken
the relations of the administra
tion and the students, and pos
sibly hamper future efforts in
strengthening the scope of stu
dent authority.
We must patiently accept the
concessions of the administra
tion-however small and insig
LETTERS TO THE ED
Frosh Hea'
Thanks Foi
Dear Editor:
Would you be kind enough to
allow me space in The Gamecock
to express my appreciation to
the many persons and organiza
tions responsible for the over
whelming success of the recent
Freshman Class-sponsored dance.
- Truly, without the help of so
many, the dance would not have
been such a success, and I trust
that it will become an annual
affair for the freshmen.
Especially, I should like to
thank Mr. Joe Barnes, manager
of the Russell House, and his
staff; Mr. Koester and Mr. Cole
man of the Siater System; Bob
Freeman, chairman of the stu
dent union committee, and all
freshmen who assisted in ar
uild Use Spani
them It was a good excuse. Every
time more people would try to
squeeze into my row the girl sit
ting next to me would glare dag
gers at me. Honestly, honey,
there wasn't a thing I could do
'cause they kept pushing me
closer.
It's a crying shame that a
University the size of ours can't
house the entire student body for
an indoor athletic contest or as
sembly. Now we are not that big,
yet. What we need is some type
of Audinasium or Gymtorium
combination where more than a
couple of thousand people can as
semble.
If Carolina is expected to get
REAM
These words dea
No one is murde
It's not by Alfre
But a humble s<
I want to ask a <
Your patience I
Why entrance to
Be limited to on.
We have an hon<
We're trusted on
Why not in the
An'illucidation.
A man who ches
Hie steals a grad
Is stealing a boc
Than knowledge
We students her
Must enter the b
Our discretion ia
Mystery
nifioant,-and concern ourselves
immediately with the process of
becoming mature enough in
judgement to gain the confidence
of the university.
Many stuaents - as do their
parents -- have an inexorable
apathy toward any type of ma
jority leadership, feeling that
social and political achievements
will either be accomplished with
out their participation or are
matters that are irrelevant
These attitudes aren't neces
sarily ones of indolence and ir
responsibility. As with national
government and other manifes
tations of our heritage, studentt
government often seems inept
and hamstrung because of the
care taken in following proced
ure and because of the respect
necessary in the relationship of
administration and students.
To forcibly march upon the
administration building every
morning with a list of grievances
would be quite exciting, but
would defeat the basis upon
which has been erected the deli
cate, precise differential of as
sociation inherent in the system
of administration-student coop
erative government.
It must always be remembered
that the purpose of student gov
ernment is not to be compared '=
to that of the national govern
ment. Its primary duty is to
maintain-for the students rep
resented - the principles and
qualities which first attracted
the individual student to that
particular school.
It is, and must remain, a rep
resentative group, elected by the
ENTIRE student body to assert
-through sincere, responsible
voices-the academic, religious,
social and disciplinary policies
embodied in the programs of the
University.
TOR
I Expresses
Dance Aid
rangements.
The committee responsible for
the arrangements are also to be
commended. It includes: Bobby
Dobson, Staci Gaffos, Jim Le
ventis, Tom Caskey, Bill Jones,
Bill McCallum, Beverly Jones
and Priscilla Harrington.
And, special thanks to Bill
Bates and Harold Sturm, inter
ested freshmen.
I was pleased with the large
turn-out, and I have heard many
compliments on the dance, indi
cative that the above mentioned
were most efficient in their du
ties.
Respectfully yours.
Bunky Joye,
President, Freshman Class.
king, Too
bigger and better, then some one
ought to start thinking on a little
larger scale. 4
Lot More Needs
I realize that there are a lot
of things the school needs. Mote
housing, higher wages, better
equipment, etc. . . . but let's don't
forget that we also need that old
drawing card. Things that you
can visually see are more per
suasive than things you know
that you will get.
I'm getting tired of hayvinE"
strangers say, "Oh, not TH
CAROLINA, but South Caro
lina." How about you?
If we want to grow big why
don't we start thinking big.
'Edeaon ronald b. herne
DOOR
not in windows,
red here...
d Hitchcock
inneteer.
luestion,
Implore . ..
the bookshop
door?
Ir system,
a text .. .
bookstore?
-.my request.
is is but a thief,
s not earned .. .
k more grievous
from the learned?
u n college,
ack door .. .
trusted in classrooms