The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 14, 1956, Page Page Two, Image 2
Next Year's Cale
Considered Fromc
It looks as though last week's Student
Council letter to the President's Council is
not going to aid the students.
That is, Christmas holidays will most
probably not begin until 8 a.m. next Friday.
Student Council asked two weeks ago that
holidays be allowed to start at 8 a.m. next
Wednesday. The President's Council turned
this request down. That body did not meet
last week to reconsider this question. Student
Council has recommended again that they
reconsider.
We feel that it is highly unlikely that the
student proposal will be acted upon so that
the wishes of the students will be fulfilled.
We feel this way because, as The Gamecock
reported last week, the President said he
thought there would be no change in coun
cil's attitude concerning the renewed pro
posal.
'On the one hand you have the University
doing one thing and the students wanting
another. The University is guiding the ship.
One of the biggest points in favor of the
students' recommendation is that, as the cal
endar now stands, students are not going to
have the opportunity to work before Christ
mas, because there will be; too few working
days before Christmas, and after Christmas
Legislators Ea
A lesson was learned by some, some got
a kick out of it and some were just sitting
in on the first State Student Legislature
ever to be held in South Carolina last Friday
and Saturday.
We commend those who were responsible
for the student legislature.
Most of the students seemed to take a
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Student Thinks
Should See A
Dear Editor: of the earth. Yo
I have been to see the chaplain an act of braver
and had my "troubles card" Is your mind
punched. So now I make my frustrated? Did
troubles known to you. If your happy childhooc
fiddle is in tune, play while I step on your toy
sing my blues. small? If you
Monday morning, Dec. 10, I above symptoms
awoke to go to chow at Russell psychoanalyst
House. After eating my break- you do not hay
fast, I came out of Russell House refer you to Dr
only to see the two rear anten- He has a word
nas of my 1956 Dodge bent and If you now
broken. Now, to the person who shaken over t
is guilty of this act, I wish to childish act, yc
express my thoughts: you are c oet not, det
undoubtedly the most courageous a creature as
person that crawls on the face But, if the crea
ROBERT TALBERT
'Twas ACh
In A 13
It was Christmas Eve in the folded into the
Big City, too-large pants.
The streets were crowded with held the pantsi
shoppers making last-minute ar.. his tiny waist
rangements for the coming of St. muffler wound
Nick. The heart of the Big City like a ragged
was jammed with parents and His face was
children peering into the store man-lines. He I,
windows. It was cold in the Big old man as he s
City and the coldness caused the bits of wood wv
people to attire in heavy, thick claw-like hands
garments. Little boys and girls tween the legs
stood like bundled teddy bears .and found hits
beside their parents and looked lying in door fr
at the trains and dolls and Where the
sleigh's with eyes wide with ex- body didn't sht
citement and glistening with ex- grime did. For
pectation. Red and green colors the cleanest.
splashed the windown, and artifi- The 01
clal snow mimicked the soft But he had to
flakes falling on the outside. the only way
But the Big City is a cold and enough money f
cruel place. He passed by
Down among the throng of the rich oven-sn
people an urchin scrambled here for a minute.
and there picking up small pieces looked at the ba
of wood and paper in hopes that all of the delig
he could sell the litter to a junk hunger in his st
dealer. It was the only way he it caused him t
could have a Christmas. the street with
Bare and Blue tion.
The legs of the urchin were A few more1
bare and blue with cold. His feet paper and he w<
sloshed through the dirty, black A drunk stag
slush of snow that had fallen and stumbled<
Into the gutters. His bare toes knocking his tr
curled under to ward off some hands. The pap
of the cold of the street. scattered in the
A thin, raggedy shirt fell on the street.
loosely around his body and heavily into the
ndar Should Be .
Student's Angle
businesses do not want student .elp anyway.
But there is always next year to think of.
And the President's Council has submitted
two alternatives to Student Council for their
recommendation for Christmas Holidays for
next school year. Student Council did not
like either. One of the alternatives would
give students a chance to work three days
prior to Christmas, and the other would
give students two days in which to work
prior to Christmas. Both of these periods,
generally speaking, are too short to allow
a student time In which to work.
Student Council has recommended that in
stead of the two alternatives that another
be taken into consideration. This other one
would allow students five days to work, but
would also take two more school clays off the
calendar. Therefore, it seems that if this
student recommendation is followed then
two days would have to be added to the cal
endar somewhere. The only likely place is
at the beginning of the semester, and start
ing school days early would not make that
much difference to students anyway.
Although it does seem to be a very moot
point to some we think these pre-Christmas
working days should seriously be taken into
consideration and be allowed for in next
year's calendar.-Herbyrant.
The Making
great interest in what was going on, and
were just as serious as they would have been
were they passing real bills and resolutions.
At this year's mock legislature some mis
takes were made, but for the first one it was
rather efficiently run.
In years to come this should be a very im
portant student event.-Herbyrant.
Antenna Breaker
Psychoanalyst
u have displayed sire to use his strength, to satis
y second to none. fy his mind on some puzzling
sick? Are you situation, or to prove himself as
one of our most brave in the
you have an t ii night, let him perform against
? Did someone someone that can defend himself.
S when you were It takes a brave man to strike a
iave any of the defenseless radio antenna.
please see your Now, guilty one, wvhen the time
immediately. If arises that you wvish to display
eapeeec,I your courage, please contact me.
~ a refrenc, I However', before you choose to do
Sigmund Freud. battle, let me give you a little
for you. advice. Pray to your Lord, that
think that I am is, if you have one and possess5
his useless and the knowledge of prayer, that He
u are abso!utely wvill have your soul, because I
us not stop here. am game for your frame.
re to meet such Indecorous?-You bet!
this guilty one. Russ Falls
ture has any de- Ten. 27, 14-A
ristmas Eve
ig City
top of his much- there. The little urchin started
A grimy string for his paper and wood but hesi
n b)unches around tated. He went to the drunk and
A dirty, gray helped him to rise and stagger
around his neck back into the dloorway of a room
make. ing house.
etched with old- The urchin scrambled to the
>oked like a little gutter and tried to salvage part
tooped to pick up of his collection. Most of the pa
th his tiny, blue per had blown beneath the grind
He-I hurried be- ing tires of moving cars. Tears
of the shoppers froze in the corners of the boy's
of his treasure eyes but he picked up what he
onts and gutters. could and smoothed the paper
>lue'-cold of his with care.
w, the dirt and Still Time
his task wasn't There is still time, he thought,
as he moved p)ast the windows
ily Way filled with toys and color. Just
do it, for it was a little bit more.
he wou!d have With excitement showving in
r his Christmas. his old little eyes he stopped in
a bakery where front of the junk dealer. He went
ells -stopped him in and placed his trea8pre on the
He turned and counter.
keryv Window and He came out of the dealer's
hts it held. The shop clutching a quarter in his
omach spoke and tiny hand and hurried back up
o move on down the street.
more determina- The urchin's pace slowed as
he neared his destination. It was
>its of wood and just a few minutes before mid
uld have enough. night and there was time.
rered from a bar The little fellow entered the
>ver the urchin, cathedral and placed the quarter
easure from his in the candle box, Hie placed the
er and the wood candle on the altar r.nd knelt and
gutter and out prayed.
The drunk fell The little urchin put Christ
gutter andela bn ackt into Christmas.
"One more
DAVE MONTEITH
First Stud
An
One of the most interesting
events which occurred last week
end at the first annual student
legislature was the passage, re
consideration for amendment,
and defeat of a bill calling for
advocation by the student' legis
lature of a full-time United Na
tions Police Force.
When the bill was brought to
the floor of the House after much
revision in the committee, it drew
much debate. When the heated
arguments finally came to an
end, and the roll was cal!ed, the
bill was passed by a narrow mar
gin. Not satisfied with defeat,
the opponents of the bill moved
for reconsideration for amend
ment.
The amendment would hav*
required that the results of the
student legislature's action on
the bill be made known to the
United States delegation to the
United Nations. Following much
discussion regarding this, the
question was called and the bill
as amended was defeated. This
was probably the Lest lesson in
legislative process that the stu
dent legislators could learn.
A Unique Legislature
This student legislature was
a unique one being the first to be
held in South Carolina. The idea
is not new, however, because such
assemblies have been held in
North Carolina for several years.
The assembly included (dele
MONT MORTON
Th
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' Merely crumbs these are,
crumbs being tossed to the birds.
Any similarity herein to persons
half-living or half-dead is purely
deliberate.
As most of us exultingly re
alize, our culture is charmed by
four types of ladies: there is the
good-good girl, whom we marry;
the good-bad girl, diabolically
b)eautiful, whom we sometimes
wish we'd married; the bad-good
girl, whom we're glad we didn't
marry; and the bad-bad girl,
whom someone else, praise God,
always marries.
On the under hand, or male
side, there are only two species:
the idealist, or star harborer,
and the realist, or splenic.
Rarely may we discover a blend
ing of both. Each realizes the
unbearable difficulty of trying to
kiss clouds while scraping chew
ing gum from one's shoes. Atra
b)ilia and ambrosia just won't
mix.
There Is Room For Both
IHut in this neat, just-add
wvater-andserve world, there is
room for both. -Now, the be
fuddled majority of idealists are
also misogamists. His logic? Love
is a subtle form of surrender;
death is the ultimate surrender;
therefore, love is a subtle form
of death, so why love? However,
he abounds in practical blessings.
If his unreal helpmate should ac
cidenta,lly burn the morning
toast, he pipes "I like charcoal,"
whereas the realist in a voice as
mellifluous as an adding machine
would grunt, "Agin? Agin?" and
chorus of 'Jingle Bells' and you're
lent Legisla
Interesting
gations were in proportion to the
size of the school represented)
members of the student councils
from 13 schools throughout the
state. These groups were divided
into a Senate and House of Rep
resentatives in order to enact
"legislation" pertaining to mat
ters now facing South Carolina.
. White Elected
First on the agenda of the
mock legislature was the election
of presiding officers of the two
houses. David White of the Uni
versity was selected as President
Pro-Tem of the Senate, and
Preston Stokes of Clemson Col
lege was selected as Speaker of
the House.
Prior to the first meeting of
the groups, delegations had
drawn up bills calling for va
rious legislation which might af
fect South Carolina.
Some of the most heated de
bate of the session came with
reference to county home rule.
The bill in question called for
local county-manager type of
government for those counties
desiring it.
As debate on the home-rule
bill progressed, cries of "Point
of personal prIvilege Mr. Speak
er, point of personal privilege,"
pierced the house chamber.
Speaker after speaker rose to
defend or fight the bill as the
debate went on. At long last, the
e Crumbs 0
eral Educat
Inexorably, the realist is the
better spouse. Above all, he is a
conscientious provider. Tempered
by his peculiar financial custom,
livelihood hums through his ci
phering brain like lullabying lo
custs. And never does he die. His
metabolism merely stops.
But the milky way rider is def
initely a risk. For him, the value
of money is to be spent. If she
snares hinm, and becomes walleyed
with his wampum, she is not be
ing frugal. Ono. She's a shrew,
and never until sun becomes
moon and earth becomes star will
their haggling melt into that
blissful modicum of nonexistence
known politely as compromise. "I
got my rights," says he. "I got
my rights," quoth she, and in this
domestic Fifth Amendment dark
ness, only the world knows which
way to turn.
The Columnist
Too often out of this tipsy
turvey muddle there arises a pe
culiar sport known as the colum
nist, believing himself capable of
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ture Was
One
question was called. The bill was
defeated, but only by a narrow
margin.
Rules Are Different
It is interesting to note that
the rules of the South Carolina
General Assembly, which were
adopted for the student legisla
ture, are somewhat different
from the conventional rules of
order with which most people
are best acquainted. This proved
confusing at times, for the stu
dent legislators, but the able as
sistance of Representatives Wal
ton Greever and Sidney Duncan
of the Richland County Delega
tion helped clear matters up in
many cases.
At 1 p.m. Saturday a motion
to adjourn sine die was made
and the 1956 South Carolina
State Student Legislature came
to a close.
Later, in Russell House Dining
Room, the delegates met for din
ner and a critique of their ac
complishments. Sidney Duncan
made comments on the work of
the legislature and spoke con
cerning any legislature.
"You people," said Mr. Dun
can, "'can do a great deal to
make known the problems facing
the legislature of this state. Even
though the legislature may only
meet a few days each week, they
accomplish a large amount of
work.
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spreading Irresistibly enlighten
ing and entertaining thoughts
ac,ross a page just as easily as
little Sammy spreads jam over
bread. Sometimes the jam is
filched; sometimes it's sour; oc
casionally it's sweet. And if he's
crafty enough, it's syndicated.
We are blessed, we are bomt
bardied wvith columnists lolling in
wishbone wisdom. Without them,
we wouldn't know how to vote.
Without their incisive analyses
of yesterday's news, we would
face the\moerous task of thinking
for ourselves. Without their suc
coring solvent criticisms, all
laughter would cease. And with
out the viscid level of their
thought, we would never have
stepped to higher decisions for
ourselves, though we have to
wipe gum from our shoes in do
ing so.
Theirs, perhaps, is a glandu
lar story, old as Christmas, but
not as urgently beautiful. And
these are merly crumbs. Some..
one has to feed the birds.
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SOUTH CAROLINA
ted CollegIate Pre.
Robert Elitott Cemsales a db. Ib
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HERBERT BRYANT
NANCY FOX
-- CAROL SHOCKEY
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Carl M. Reynolds
Challenge
From Low.
Country
An interesting observation was
revealed during the week-end
when a student from a low coun
try military school outlined a
"most successful lecture series"
by his school.
It was an impressive array of
wares which he offered.
Of course, Carolina student
have long been aware of th(
splendid programs w)th can be
offered to a school whose main
objectives center around the
modes, methods and attitudes of
war.
Speakers in this ,field are
many, and prominent. They have
distinctive titles and carry con
siderable prestige in the circles
which almost exclusively cater
to their programs.
Naturally, the University of
South Carolina has persons in
terested in this broad topic.
Many are actually devoted to it.
However, as a liberal arts school,
the University must, then,
1-onden its scope of speakers.
Now the young man did not
infer that the University's pro
gram was in any way lacking;
he merely didn't acknowledge
that such a program existed.
Addressing Administrators
He was, however, addressing
his Alma Mater plaudits to a
certain responsible administra
tor of the University.
Then let's look into the situa
tion, and defend it if there is
just cause.
The University of South Car
olina does not have a "lecture se
ries." At least, not in those pre
cise words.
But the University does have
a commendable slate of distin
guished speakers who are con
stantly addressing gatherings at
this institution, on a most im
pressive array of subjects, at
tendance to which is usually vol
untary in nature, but enhancing
for those who take 'advantage
of the program.
Consider for a moment, those
speakers who have visited the
campus during the past few
weeks. (And the gentlemen a!so
referred to his visitors, whether
they were merely guests, or
speakers.)
Sins of Omission
While the sins of omission are
present here, the partial list fol
lows, and it is supposed that a
few Carolina students may re
call that they appeared on Cam
pus:
Dr. Philip E. Moseley, pos
sibly the nation's foremost au
thority on Communism.
John C. Broger, advisor to the
Joint Chiefs of Staff, consultant
on high command military issues,
and Deputy Director of the
Armed Forces In formation and
Education Office, the Pentagon.
Jonathan Daniels, prominent
newspaperman.
Jenkins Jones, president of the
American Association of News
paper Editors and Publishers.
The Hungarian student rebel
leader, with an unpronounceable
name.
An authority of the Woodrow
Wilson pages of history.
An authority on novels.
A gentleman gifted in the
passe art of poetry.
Prorninent lecturers in engi
neering.
An Associate Editor of th~
Saturday Evening Post. f
The Provost Marshal Gener
of the Army, discussing crimi
nology.
Top Scientist Slated
Those are but a fewv, many
others have appeared recently;
and it is understood that the
world's top nuclear physicist will /
be here at some date in the near
future to address interested stu
dents.
The campus newspaper is
chuck-full of really important
perso0ns who drop in on the Uni
versity to give students bene~
of their long tenures of succe U
ful accomplishments. It reads
like "Who's Who."
The gentleman from the low
country meant no harm; he only
hinted that the University did
not have a lecture series; he was
correct, the University has more
of a "world series."
lie prided himself with the va
rious dignitaries who frequented
his campus. He was impressive.
However, just last week-end,
Carolina had several important
"drop-ins" on board- a few might
be recalled.
The Hon. James F. Blyrnes;
the Hon. Judge Timmerman; Dr.
T. Z. Koo, Oriental philosopher
and theologian; national officers
of the Chi Psi fraternity, and
scores of other.
Carolina, then, has a right to