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Ticket D*1
Causes
Maybe freshmen didn't realize that foot
ball tickets are a very serious matter at
Carolina. Maybe they didn't know that
seniors wait a long four years to get good'
tickets and achieve a status worthy of date
tickets. Maybe a lot of things. But the furor
caused by distribution of tickets last week
mounted into one of the biggest uproars
we've heard and taken part in since we've
been at Carolina.
Every now and then a situation arises for
which everyone is responsible and no one is
to blame. So it was with the current mix-up
which resulted in seniors sitting behind the
goal posts for the Wofford game Saturday
night while freshmen and sophomores en
joyed some,of the best seats in the stadium.
It's hard to pin down exactly what hap
pened, but the blame, what there is of it to
place on anyone, seems to be threefold. Every
student who followed the registration pro=
cedure received, after paying fees, a paper
designating specific times for seniors,
juniors, sophomores and freshmen to get
tickets. But they didn't, and by the time
upperclassmen got there, there wasn't a
- good ticket left, much less a date ticket of
any description.
Second, for the first time in several years,
due to a turnover in the IBM office, there
was no identification as to class on the stu
dent I-D cards and once the wheels started
turning, there was no way to check on a
student's academic status.
Finally, the workers at the ticket office
should have either asked students what class
Russell H
Name Stude
The completion of a student union build
ing for Carolina brings to reality a dream
that has been fostered for many years.
Last spring everyone watched the progress
of construction and wondered what it would
be named. A group of interested students
sponsored a petition that it be named Rus
sell House. During the summer, the Board
of Trustees of the university made their
decision, naming it Russell House for both
President and Mrs. Russell, two of the
finest and most warm-hearted people we
know.
While construction was in progress last
Best Regist
We'd like to present Registrar H. 0.
Strohecker and all the people who helped
make registration the success it was, a
large bouquet of whatever they'd most like
to have.
When we first came to Carolina, IBM
wasn't used and registration was something
that made us want to carry a picnic lunch,
in order to save time and maybe fill out a
Letters to the Editor:
Vice-Presidi
The Student Council versity of Lond<
Dear Don and Council members, possible.
This is to make official some- I also want to
thing that you have known for tunity to call yo
a good while. I find it necessary matter concern
to tender my resignation as Vice- Presidency. Foi
President of the Student Body years that offic4
of the University of South Caro- without any c
lina. I regret very much that I candidate qualif:
will not be able to continue to this is a temi
hold this position, but my accept- which will soon
ance of a Fulbright Scholarship year-round achei
for study this year at the Uni- School, three<
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STAFF REPORTERS
Wt.vDil, Timmie Timmons, Roy Williams,
LawOroRle, Alex Lancaster, Jo Allen Bradha
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Deie im rtandon COLUMNISTS
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Uproar
they were in, or stopped issuing tickets when
rat-capped freshmien appeared during the
designated' time for seniors.
And so, in the face of all that happe:oi,
we're not blaming anybody for the regret
table incident.
What we're proud of is the way Student
Council handled the matter once the damage
was done. Since the football game seating
arrangement originated with Student Coun
cil several years ago, it was naturally up to
them to correct the mistake as quickly as
possible, although it was too late to reseat
everyone for the Wofford game.
All tickets have been called in,to be re
issued and validated. Today, incidentally, is
the last day. Seniors who are satisfied with
their tickets can keep them, but only when
they have been marked valid.
Now it seems that everyone who jumped
into the fray so wholeheartedly in the begin
ning is trying to undo the damage. Ever sine.
the call for tickets was issued, there has
been a steady stream of people returning
tickets to the ticket office. People in the
office are working overtime, and we doubt
that classification will ever be omitted from
I-D cards again.
Next week, tickets will be reissued accord
ing to a new schedule. Having just started
a new year at Carolina, and having regained
some of our faith in humanity during the
summer, we sort of feel that this time the
ticket deal will work according to Hoyle.
-C. M.
ouse Gets
nts Request
spring, and before the building was named,
everyone acquired the habit of referring to
it as the student union. That's what it is,
but we don't call Currell the history building
or Davis the language building, so why not
cultivate the habit of calling the new build
ing the name it bears and deserves
Russell House.
We'd like to clear up one point that could
cause some confusion. The student union
building is the Russell House, while Presi
dent and Mrs. Russell's home on the horse
shoe is known as the president's house.
-CM
ration Ever
few cards while eating. It left us declaring
we wouldn't* come back for the next
semester.
The recent process without any standing
in line, moved so quickly and smoothly that
it only took about an hour and a half, and
we were able to decide on the same day
that we might not mind going through It
again next semester, after all.-CM
ent Resigns
mn makes it im- each year, causing the number of
rising seniors in Law eligible for
take this oppor- this office to be cut to one-third
ir attention to a its potential size. That policy is
Lng the Vice. to be discontinued, I am in
-the last two formed, and then only one class
has been filled will start each year. This will
ntest, only one treble the number of eligible
ring. I feel that candidates. Furthermore, enroll
orary situation ment for this year is higher than
end. Due to the ever before, and I believ, this
jul. in the Law trend will continue. All of this
lasses grdut will result in a far larger group
from which candidates will come,
making it~ less likely that any
one of them may be chosen by
common consent of the group
without an election. In short, I
am sure that in the future the
Vice-Presidential election will be
INA as heatedly contested as It was
a prior to (wo years ago, which, of
da tefii course, Is what we want.
the collese There Is one possible measure
oe .... that you might constder. If the
constItute a Constitution were amended to al
SMcCLUNG low both rising seniors and rising
LY PENNEY Juniors in Law School to compete,
ANTHONY the situation may be improved
Dew James further. However, for a great
rber Br3vnt variety of reasons, which I out
titer Johnson lined to a Student Concil Comn
Inda Cauthen mittee last year, I would not
.* Kay Oxner recommend taking this position
arol Shoeny away from the Law SehooL.
Bob Kelsey I wish you all possible snecs
Sid Badger during the year. I will alwaya be
proud to have been a memnbar af
Tom Walker, such a noble group. Plea let
in, Pat Palm, me hear from all of you as often
awton, Paula as you can.
-ierl yur,
ph rywant Dob Eelines
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BILLY MELLETTE
An Art: In
People T
In school newspapers all over
the Uhiaed States today, column
ists are writing such things as
"Bnskle down, it's another year";
"You, too, can be Phi Beta
Kappa"; "Well, here we are back
again with a fresh start"; and
so on. I have not personally read
all these things, but from my
scouts' reports I feel' sure they
are in print. I feel equally sure
that such talk is a waste of time,
a useless effort. Not only have I
found through experience that I
and billions of others cannot
buckle down for more than three
weeks running, but I no longer
moon around about not being able
to. There are other things vastly
more important, such as the art
of introducing people to people.
For this reason I am devoting
my time here in presenting an es
say, for freshmen and needy
others, which instructs people in
how to make smooth introduc
tions. At football games and on
the campus, countless situations
will arise necessitating introduc
tions. Rush season, moreover, is
a laboratory exercise in hand
shaking, so we quickly see the
need. for mastering the skill of
telling one or more persons who
some is and then telling that
somebMy who the others are.
Actually, it is quite simple.
All you need to know are two
things: The names of the per
sons involved in the exchange and
the deffen, deferens, deference
(can't spell it). It is a word
meaning roughly who rates being
head man. The person with def
erence (looked it up, might as
well learn a word) is the first
person addressed. For instane,
if Bobo rates deference over
Drake, you say
"Bobo, this Is Drake. - Drake,
Bobo."
Certain people or groups of
people rate deference over other
people or groups of other peoples,
which is important to avoid em
barrassment. Cases in point:
ministers to laymen, professors
to students, women to men, suc
cessful people to mediocre people,
high rank to low rank, friends
to enemies, older people to
younger people, younger people
to even younger people, guests to
friends, and snakes to lizards.
For example, if you have a new
girl friend to introduce to your
parents, you instantly think of
paragraph VII a., subtitle two,
and say
"Mother, this is Erline Licorice
Father."
PAT TREACY
City D~
The fast urbanizing conmmun
ity of Columbia Is reflecting it's
coming of age as a city by the
usual signs. Prices,. prodded by
Ike'% prosperity have risen to the
situation and are even evident
In the Russell House. In true
city slicker fashion, however, the
consumer fails to equal the ever
wise country horse trader. He
exchanges his greenbacks for the
commodity of old, while sur
rounded by luxurious appoint
ments, and is victimized by a
cash register which has a passion
for the square root.
One of the nations' senators
commented on this state of af
fairs, and in doing so brought
a new word to our dictionary.
He proposed a Department of
Urbiculture for care of the un
fortunate city dweller. Agencies
in the governrnent today care for
the farmer and his crop with the
diligence of a wet nurse with
a bo-In-arms. The urbanite on
the other hand must seek his
existenc, unaided with nothingr
troducing
o People
There will be times when you
may have difficulty in determin
ing just who rates the danged
deference anyhow, such as in the
cases of professors to colonels,
unhappy tycoons to satisfied
blacksmiths, high muckety-muck
men to ordinary women, hoot
owls to field mice, girls to men,
priests to rabbis, popes to
bishops, and genii to those people
who hang around universities
getting more degrees because
they don't know what else to do.
In these cases, you smile like you
know a secret nobody else knows
and you say
"I believe you both know each
other."
All this id just as simple as
anything. The real sweat. Is re
membering the name of the guy
who sat next to you in the course
where you used the green book.
This does not mention students
who went to high school with you
but moved away in the tenth
grade. A rather simple and prob
ably hypothetical case is illus
trated by my experience at
Washington State University for
Girls in 1923: I was waiting in
the parlor for my date to come
down when I spotted an old friend
who was sitting with his date, the
both alongside a girl whose name
was lost to me. Why she was
sitting there is a mystery, but
anyhow my date's roommate
came rushing down suddenly with
my date's forgotten pocketbook.
I knew her as "Icky" only, and
was doubtful about introducing
her as such when in came the
BurSar, whatever they are, and
there I was, clutched. About this
time Tennessee Ernie came wan
derin' by with an army officer.
Now there you have It. When
my date came In and tripped the
trigger, I was faced with an old
friend (boy), an old friend
(girl), an old friend's date (girl),
my date (girl), my date's room
mate (girl), the BurSar (Man),
Tennessee Ernie (baritone), and
an army officer (reserve)..
I am offering a prize for the
solution to this problem similar
to the bonazagram prize In that
it is a money prize. Simply cut
out the title of this paper, the
date, the leading headline, the
column, and mall It to my branch
office in Russell House after
you pasted the whole mess to a
piece of cardboard like In shirts
from the laundry. Included, of
course, must be the solution, with
footnotes and the names of all
the involved people. A clue is
that' my date's name was Bobo.
AeIer Need
for help but the mythical lore of
worldliness attributed to some
time Bagc(ad's-on-the-Hudson.
To me, urbiculture seems like
a good idea. After all a tree
grew in Brooklyn once, but who
ever hears about such things
anymore. Today, as the Black
Board Jungle verifies, all that
grows are tough bananas and
wise apples.
But then there is always the
Hoover Commission to consider.
What with the rising cost of
government and such, a new de
partment may be unwise. His
economists could probably pull
a rogue from the chicken shed
on this count, too. If we
stopped deporting vice lords and
confidence men, the entire
balance of world trade would
be upset and leave the Aus
tralians on top. Then we would
be in a fine fix because we'd
end up with the sheep. After
Hollywood has championed the
cattlemen for nearly half a
DEW JAMES
From Anti
To New ~
Things have changed, but
nothing has changed more than
the appearance of student activ
ities offices. Last year, student
organizations were housed in
various cubby-holes about the
campus which have not yet
fallen victim to the termite in
vasion nor felt the influence of
the renovators.
It took a little gawking up and
around and down before we could
actually convince ourselves that
it was the real thing. After being
accustomed to splintering wood
floors and antique desks, tile
floors and smooth blonde desks
require getting familiar with. ,
The new Gamecock offices are
located next door to the studios
of campus radio station WUSC
and perhaps the natural drift of
music will lessen the tension
which reaches near explosive
level sometimes.
The Gamecock and WUSC
have, at last, a common prob
lem. From somewhere in the
administration has come an edict
that Russell House must close up
shop at 11:00 every night. Ap
parently the manufacturers of
this law never tried to publish
a school paper or run a campus
radio station. Students don't
have all morning nor do they
have all afternoon to spend per
forming all the necessities for
the success of these two enter
prises. It is impossible to gather
news, shoot and process photo
graphs and still have time to
make up two pages without being
able to "just stay until the job
is done." Gamecockers like to
sleep too, but many times if
HERBERT BRYAN'I
New Gai
To Be
About a week ago it looked
like we had a new game here at
Carolina. It looked like just
about everyone was playing it
too. For the sake of giving it a
name, we'll just call it "Try and
Get Your Ticket." And a lot of
students were trying to get them
in what, to an- untamed eye,
would seem mass confusion.
One male junior student, when
asked if he could buy a date
ticket, said he did well to get
himself one, and he was an aca
demic junior,, too. That should
mean something. It should mean
he is an upperclassman. But he
said he had moved back down to
where he was sitting two years
ago when he first came to live
pt USC. He said he just couldn't
understand It, and talked oi for
about five minutes like he would
like to just pack his bags and go
home, shaking his head all the
time. He looked right mad. Be
fore he left, though, he said one
good thing about where he was
sitting was that he might be able
to tell If they kick the extra point
better than he could last year
when he was an academic sopho
more and had better seats than
the freshmen.
* * *
It seems that a certain presi
dent of the Art Commission In
San Francisco thought he should
remove a caricature of Vice
President Richard N. Nixon as
"Dick McSmear," painted by
s Price Pro
could wreck the national per
sonality.
On second consideration per
haps things are best as they are
for the time being. Too many
hands on the sociological pulse
of county could cut off circula
tion completely. Then we would
experience the fate of a very
virtuous young lady caught in the
well of- circumstance. She dated
the feature attraction in the
local tag team match and had a
very trying evening. When she
finally kissed him goodnight on
one of his cauliflowered ears, her
only comment was, "See you
around-like an orange."
* S *
Carolina dealt Wofford a
crushing blow last Saturday. It
was a very exciting game, foi
those who had seats to see whal
was going on. Once or twice the
action aroused the fans to mued
a pitch that the upper classmer
nearly broke out of the end zone
The rats say that it was ar
que Desks
liIe Floors
there's going to be a Gamecock
on Friday, people have to stay
late. Members of the news and
photographic staffs' in the past
know what it is to stay up all
night in order that a particular
story might get into print.
Neither the Gamecock nor
WUSC is operated by profes
sionals. The persons behind thes
enterprises are students. -
Therefore, these students who
are amateurs can't be expected.
to operate witlr near the effi
ciency of professionals. It is
common knowledge that the 4
actual work in most extra-curri
cular activities is done by rela
tively few people. Everybody
who calls himself a staff member '
is not such in the true sense of
the word.
The exactness of this 11:00
edict makes us wonder just how
many of our administrative
superiors are aware of the time
involved for the successful ope
ation of the Gamecock and
wUSC.
There's a story going around
about a transfer who thought
"C" on her class schedule must
stand for Coker College since it
was the most likely candidate
for the abbreviated. So she
headed for Coker for the first
class and wandered up to Coker's
third floor looking for the num
bered specified on her schedule.
The pitter-patter of bedroom
slippers and alarming alarm
clocks awakened the little coed
to the realization that maybe she
was in the wrong building. She
was. Coker is a Men's dorm.
ae Found
No Fun
muralist Victor Arnautoff. He
ordered the picture removed from
the San Francisco Art Festival's
exhibition about two weeks ago
on the grounds that "elected pub
lic officials of whatever party
should not be the subject of a
caricature displayed at an art
exhibit financed by all the
people."
Some great works of art, prob
ably some of the greatest known
to mankind, have, at the time a
they were drawn, been provoked
by very bitter political struggles.
The great French caricaturist and
painter, Honore Daumier, one of
the greatest lithographers of all
times, was thrown in jail several
times for criticizing political fig
ures through his drawings. In
one instance, his caricature of
Louis Philippe as "Gargantua"
led to his Imprisonment for six
months in 1882. His was good
art.
Evidently artist Arnautoff's
was also, and in this country
there is no reason that the people
should not be allowed to see a
painting of Mr. Nixon as long
as the .picture is not obscene.
After all, the painting was in a.
public exhibition and the exhibi
tion was open to the people and
the pqople should not be denied
the right to see the painting any
more than we should be denIed
the right to read one of Al CappW
satires.
tection
the State paper the upperclass
men agreed, and another chapter
was written in the sports annals
of USC.
* * *
For a laugh. .. . A rather plain
young lady is riding the train
late at night and is being
disturbed by a young man who
got on at the last station. The
gentleman has been drinking and
tries to make conversation with --
the young lady.
Gentleman: Say, honey, how
about telling me your name.
What's your (hick) phone num
ber?
Lady: I wish that you wouldn't
bother me, please go away.
Gentleman: Come on, honey,
what's your (hick) name?
Lady: Please, sir, you are dis
gustingly drunk. Go away.
Gentleman: 0. K., lady. I may
be disgustingly drunk, but you're
not Marilyn Monroe, and I'll be