The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 13, 1955, Page Page Two, Image 2
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The most important student officer next
semester might be senior class president Joe
Ryan. By the passage of an amendment to
the student body constitution which we
didn't particularly favor, the senior class
presidept will be in charge of orientation.
The almost complete absence of an organ
ized orientation program has been one of the
university's biggest oversights since the old
program was abandoned two years ago. The
present junior class was the last group to
benefit from it.
The program then had outstanding seniors
as teachers. All iw students were required
to take the one semester course. Orientation
classes met once a week and new students
were required to get a passing mark by the
end of their first,year to stay in school. The
teachers were paid a nominal sum.
Administration officials complained it
wasn't worth the cost and that many classes
didn't meet regularly and that it didn't
justify itself. So it was dropped.
Freshmen were taught a little of the tradi
tion and history of Carolina. And in her 150
years, the old girl had acquired some in-:
teresting traits. Freshmen (and their in
structors) knew that Jonathan Maxcy was
the first president. They knew that Thomas
Cooper, one of the greatest intellectuals ever
here, was a highly controversial figure. They
usually found out he still is. They learned
a little of Francis Leiber and of the "biscuit
rebellion."
And they learned procedure to drop a
course or two to get an excuse card and
Culture
Statesmen are fine, but let's have a little
more culture, too. At the same time the
orientation program was dropped, a series
of programs of culture was also dropped
for lack of interest by the students.
We think it was a big mistake. Many of the
lectures were poorly attended. But it might
have been the calibre of the offering as
much as anything else.
Carl Sandburg talked to an overflow
crowd at Drayton Hall and many were turned
Letters To The Editor
Language Requir4
Dear Editor: As for mysel
I am a candidate for a B.A. chology major.
Degree in Journalism and I, too, being able to ap:
think that the university require- three years to t
ments of 18 hours in a foreign field and its relb
language is too strict. I think forced to -devote
the fifth and sixth semesters the study of a f
should be optional. Evidently the
I am a student that did not stration seems
take any foreign language in and many other:
high school. The small South remainder of ou
Carolina high school where I ing in Europe v
graduated five years ago only able to charge a
offered one language every other warm Mediterr
semester. jugating verbs
I have talked with graduates dlay. Of cours
of other schools of journalism mentlb aviy
and have yet to find another weetale ativity,
school with a requirement as said; andle ound
high as that at Carolina. For sic;w are o
example, Florida requires 12 speak te aenoi
hours, Georgia and the Columbia unspan it.eln
University graduate school of thought,n it.es
journalism require 10 hours, and mithgtIo gexs
the University of Missouri re mthratine exp
quires 10 hours or a reading the reande cof
knowledge of a foreign language ne a eayrch
for a Ph.D. in Journalism. Fat.
I am also one of the unfortu-. Fa."
naesudnswho haeto work "Cnormity:
to stay in school. Every night said, and a refu
at work, I can see how much and the senile, a
good my language is going to And this iter
do have talked with my Jan- deeiin erms
guage professor who in his own thelrso
words, said "that a student is grasplitewitho
crazy to take several years of knowing of its I
foreign language unless he or later years they
she plans to go into business on true value, witti
an international scale." . . . And in th<
I would like to add that this orchestra of "C
letter is not intended as criticism can be heard1
of any department or professor, "Till the End of
and was not written by a failing Kenn
student.
Instead, I want the student
body to know how a vet, who Is Photo-Frien<
trying to get a "woarking educa- Dear Editor:
tion," feels about beIng forced There's a fav<
into something that Is rIdiculous, me; but before
John Foxworth you I think I'll
introduce myself
"Lee Jeux Sont Faits" It has been t
now that as a G
In~ An Easy Chair student I sougl
Daa Editor: wisdom in the e
? wish to congratulate you on Mater Carolliai
your welt-written editorial In in Its canteen, t
Wih,pa attcked the absurdity In the general
*4 %sgitpg foreign language firecrackers an:
tqibammts.e. stimulatingr quei
tution
ortant
lwhen you could get an excuse card. They
learned how to use the library and learned
about the honor system which wasn't- the
sham then that it is now. They learned the
function of the honor board and what to do
in case they saw dishonesty in.a classroom.
They learned the ala mater and the fight
song and they learnedta few yells. They were
told what was expected of them, that they
were considered young men and women and
were expected to act as-such.
Carolina doesn't make you men and
women. At Carolina, you are men and women.
This was emphasised.
The trash cans then were painted orange
and purple, colors of the little school in the
hills where Tom Clemson's old house still
stands, and painted on them were these
words, "Feed the Tiger."
It was just a little thing, but it did add
to school spirit.
We constantly hear and read of the lack
of school spirit at Carolina.
We disagree! There is school spirit at
Carolina, but it's dormant and needs awaken
ing.
A coordinator of student activities is
needed. It should fall under the general
duties of the director of the student union.
Having a student union can help greatly.
Most important of all will be a well
rounded orientation program. Carolina isn't
perfect, yet there is much to be proud of.
Dropping of the orientation program in
the first place was even worse than the
change in the phone system.-,J. B.
Needed.
away. We thought some of the others, such
as John Jacob Niles, Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.,
and Ogden Nash, were very entertaining and
quite interesting.
The fact that there were poor turnouts
only proved that some programs held more
student appeal than others. The fact that
even one program could produce a turnaway
crowd proves that the Interest was there; it
only needed to be cultivated.-J. B.
,ments Too Strict
r, I am a psy- Hall (you've got a new one,
But instead of haven't you?) that I enriched my
)ly an additional vocabulary by terms like "cut"
he study of this and "flunk" and various more,
Lted fields, I am that all in all I had a great and
three years to most interesting time there. Still
oreign language. there is a chance that there
present admini- might be somebody left who
to think that I, knew me, even if it Is a small
i, will spend the one; beyond that I just hope that
r days vacation- you will be satisfied by this kind
!here we will be of introduction. Now, if there is
bout beneath the somebody who remembers me
mean sun con- he'll most probably remember me
all through the photographing this and that
e, the natives around the campus-and there
struck by such we've come to the topic.
that is, if they I wonder if you could help me
erstand what we find somebody who would be
this very much, somewhat experienced in photog
even taught to raphy, and interested in exchang
iage, much less ing pictures and slides with me.
But on second As much as I've photographed
the present ad- during my stay in the United
ects us to spend States and particularly in the
our days sitting South, I keep running into gaps
r reading "Pata thinking of views, scenes, occa
L~es Jeux Sont sions and things that I ought to
have photographed but didn't
a the hobgoblin think of taking at the time I
'Emerson once was there--and missing them
ge for the weak, now.
nd the dogmatic. What I would be asking of such
i "conformity," a photo-friend is, in the first
ed, glowing, and place, to take occasionally some
is presented by pictures for me which I may
ahe young, who want to have in order to corn
ager hands, not plement my slide and picture
rue value, till in series, and some more that he
do learn of its would consider to be of interest
bitterness * * to me, along perhaps with some
ubackgrund te explanations or comments.
eunormipy" On my part, I should be glad
endrlyplaing to render the same service by
Thim."Sugo sending pictures from over here.
thMStren Besides, it would be great if
beyond that we could talk about
I Wanted a few other things of interest
institutions, customs, etc. of our
r you might do respective countries and environs.
I put it before I personally should like, more
better sort of over, to get some USC or South
Carolina news once In a while,
htree long years and If anybody should be in
erman exchange terested in what's going on here,
it learning and I'll be as willing to keep him
olleges of Almna informed.
ia and coolness Yours sincerely,
hat I took parlt Erwin Rtedenauer
appreciation of Marlannhillstr. 1
I the equally Wurzburg
ie at Steward's Germany
77
"I think we can work out your
BILLY MELLETTE
Much
About F
Sometimes I sit down to the
typewriter and just don't know
what to write about. Always
there is something I want to say,
but often there is not enough
material in the subject for a
whole column.
Take for instance the art ex
hibit that was on display in
Maxey dormitory lobby. Some
body stole some paintings and
drawings from the exhibit, and
somebody took a knife or some
thing and ripped the guts out
of a painting. What would I
write about that?
Then sometimes I need to per
haps clarify things I have writ
ten in previous columns, like last
week when I mentioned the Rus
sell House. Some people thought
maybe the column didn't like the
name "Russell House." The rest
of the readers didn't know what
it thought. Actually, it was a
vote in favor of the name Russell
House, hinting that no other
name even comes close to that.
And then there's the idea of
writing about my adventures as
a swimmer for the University
team, highlighting my first meet.
I might muster a few laughs with
the part where I dive in the UNC
pool, frog it underwater for 25
yards, hurl myself into the side
of the pool, spin around, grab
some air, make out for the second
lap, choke, strangle, burp loudly,
and finish last after everybody
else has already put their sweat
suits on. I could also mention
my own personal invention, the
"inverted butterfly-backstroke
with optional kick," which baffled
the Wofford team and splashed
all bystanders. But that stuff
wouldn't make a whole column.
I might throw In another shout
about the telephones, but people
are tired of even thinking about
that. Anyway, the officials don't
seem to care about it, and I'm
getting out of school next year
and they can serve their
damned old campus phones for
breakfast anyhow. I've already
had four emergency calls in one
year, too, so chances are I won't
get any more. I missed three of
the four, anyway, so what the
heck. Anyway, so what.
Boo-nanny. It's nearly sum
mertime. No more school. Next
year I am going to keep good
notes and I am going to do all
my work before it's due. I am
not going to lose any books, and
I am not going to spend all my
money at the first of the month.
I am not going to cut any classes
unless I have to. You just wait.
Meanwhile, send all your pocket
change to Box 2624.
Lots of times I see things I
want to cut, but you can't just
cut everything you see all the
PLAY REVIEW
Crucible Re
To say that the Tuesday night
performance of the "Crucible,"
staged by the Carolina Players at
Dlrayton Hall was superb would
only be to repeat what I hear(i
many times before I left the
p'remises. The time and effort
expended by the troop in prepar
ation for the actual production
seems to have really paid off
(three curtain calls).
Without exception the cast
seemed molded for their parts.
I know that everybody witnessing
the play must have felt genuine
sympathy for the victims of the
notorious Salem witch hunts, as
represented by John Proctor
(Peter Montgomery), Elizabeth
Proctor (Rose WeldAni and nOlle
Cp 1
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;l1
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problem, son. I'm an open-minded
Ado
Jothing
time. That puts the heat on your
head. It's also hard for me to
praise anything, because readers
sort of half-way expect me to put
the monkey on something. I'd
like to say something nice about
the History Department, because
I think their freshman courses
are two of the most valuable at
the University. But you know I
can't do that. It stirs up nothing.
Readers like, to read things where
a little sand is stirred up with a
stick. So I think I just won't
even write anything this week. I
found this here old letter in my
closet, which I will print instead
of a column. That is an old trick
for filling up space. I did not
write the letter. Matter of fact
I didn't even read it, so I am not
responsible for whatever it says.
You read it and see what you
think.
Mr. Tortoise Bobo
Wizard of Oz
Tinman Factory
The Land of Oz
Dear Mr. Bobo,
I want a job working for you
making Tinmen. I have been to
school two years. I learned a lot.
I took some courses and they
helped me. English most of all.
I learned about the Greek people.
They had a bunch of gods. One
was named Odysseus. I forgot
the others, but if you need to
know them I know where to look
them up. I learned about a boy
named David Minefield too, or
something. I read a book about
that man named Odysseus. He
was a sailor. The book was
namedl the Odd Book. That is
good because it rines with Oz,
wvhich is where you live. I am
nowv living at my house and you
can let me knowv what my salary
is real soon. I know a lot and I
wvill be the best Tinmen maker
you have got.
Expectantly,
Rumpelstiltskin
Another thing I started to
wvrite about is the way you get
your diploma around here. If
you gradluate In February, you
get only a certificate. They pass
out.the diploma to you the next
June. You have to come to the
June exercises, too, or else have
a good excuse. If you say you
dlon't wvant to come to Columbia,
enrobe yourself in black, and
stand in the hot June sunshine,
they threaten not to give you a
dliploma. I startedl to ask just
how the hell they hold up your
diploma when you've spent four
(4) years earning it, but I better
not. They might not give me
mine, which I might not get any
how on account of I am inclined
not to go to class. Sometimes
I think I'll just quit and write a
novel.
ites Superb
Corey (Jack Rast). By the same
token they must have felt a
righteous anger toward the crew
of warpedl children who started
the whole mess', especially toward
Abigail Williams (Sara Dukes)
the ringleader. Deputy-Gover
nor Danforth (Geddeth Smith),
Rev. .John Hale (Paul Dreher)
andl Rev. Samuel Parris (Reese
Gardner) supply the mixture of
witchcraft, law and theocracy
that are the foundations of the
play.
The play, of course, could not
have been the success It was had
it not been for the work done by
the production staff headed by
Norman Twain.
--MONTV HORMELT
DEW JAMES
Notes Or
Ills Of
What this columnist knows
about plays may be correctly
said to be about the 'same as
what Billy Mellette knows about
gardening and that ain't much.
Ask Mellette....
Viewed through qur amateur
ish eyes and judged by our
amateurish criteria, "The Cruci
ble" rates our approval and
commendation. Despite the no
ticeable lack of abundant ma
terials and fixtures for a superb
production the players did them
selves proud, and we are not
alone in our praise.
It sure was hot though. Maybe
one of these fine days we'll have
a real honest-to-goodness air-con
ditioned auditorium or at least
somebody will get around to fix
ing the water cooler at Drayton
so it will really eool.
More solutions are offered to
heal the world's ills over cups of
java and coke in the canteen than
any other place we can think of
outside the United Nations, the
U. S. Congress and student coun
cil.
Just the other day we caught
the tail-end of an apparently long
drawn-out discussion which had
concluded that civilization is its
own destroyer. Not having been
fortunate enough to sit in on
the whole of the conversation, we
apparently missed the gems of
the orations.
There was something about H
bombs, nuclear transmutations,
and thermo something or other.
Anyway the boys figured sooner
or later we'd expire at our own
hands. They pointed to such
things as breakdowns in the
family as the basic unit of so
ciety, how bad industrialization
can be despite its blessings, and
the lack of genuine Davy Crockett
frontiers to tame the untamed.
Considering the possibility that
man may, very likely, put an
end to man, we are reminded of
something that "self-made" in
dividual, B. Shaw once said. Said
Bernard, "The more I think about
it, the more I am convinced that
PAT TREACY
. Bermud
Charm
Science has conquered most of
man's diseases. But to pass the
idle hours in other ways man has
had to invent (10-dads to catch
his fancy. A current plague
which Dr. Salk cannot contend
with is Bermuda shorts. This
fad, which has reached the stage
of rusty key chains on knotty
knee cap)s, is past the stage which
Esquire ballyhooed, and seems to
be heading in the dlirection of
imagination dress for informal,
afternoon and evening wear.
Grandma never did look partic
ularly appealing in her broad
cloth dirawers, wvhich so many
Bermuda wvearers resemble, but
at least the old girl had an
archaic bulge here and there
which Granddaddy remembered
as "oomph." Our modern day
friends of the Garment Workers
Union, and exponents of the
drafty bottom, do poor old grand
CBEbWING FC
UNWVERSITY OF
Member of Assoc1
Peunded.annar 80, 1908, with
editor, Cmeesek" Is peb,i
L7nivester Souseth carolin,ewe
odrssset. The right to edit la
EDITOR
MANAGING EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
ASSISTANT MANAGING I
NEWS EDITOR.
CAMPUS EDITOR
SPORTS EDITOR
SOCIETY EDITOR
FEATURE EDITOR
CIRCULATION MANAGER~
ASSISTANT BUSINESS M1
CHIEF PHOTOGRAPHER
BUSINF
Carol Shockey, Steve
STAFF I
Donna Hale, Dianne Woodal
mons, Jim Brandon, Jackie Ma
Larry Cribb, Mike Desky,
Harriet Dickert, Maurine 0'
Barringer,
COLI
i Crucible
World A
the rest of the planets are using
the earth as a lunatic asylum."
* * *
At Woman's College, division
of the consolidated University of
North Carolina, half of the stu
dent body made the dean's list
last term.
Dr. 'Ashley Montagu, head of
the Rutgers University Anthro
pology Department, speaking to
an assembly of the feminine
"btains" told them that his
profession had already begun ad
mitting that females are superior
to males. They are stronger
emotionally, grasp the impor
tance of a situation more quickly
and rate higher in intelligence,
the lecturer said. He told the
girls that "the solution to human
problems is to learn to love" and
that their job is to teach the
male to "revalue his values" to
teach him to love.
He didn't have to tell the girls
that the best way to hitch them
selves to a man is to play dumb
and let the male of the species go
right on thinking he's superior.
Quotes
A puritan is a person who
pours righteous indignation into
the wrong things.
-G. K. CHESTERTON
* . *
To be prepared for war is one
of the most effectual means of
preserving peace.
-GEORGE WASHINGTON
* * *
We do not count a man's years,
until he han nothing else to count.
-EMERSON,
Society and Solitude
* * *
The American people never
carry an umbrella. They prepare
to walk in eternal sunshine.
--ALFRED E. SMITH
** *
I am not arguing with you-I
am telling you.
-J. McN. WHISTLER,
Gentle Art of Making Enemies
las Lack
Of Kilts
mat ani injustice by comparison
and never do achieve the charm
of authentic Scottish kilts.
The startling fact of the mat
ter is that the most fanatic users
of this innovation are the ones
which nature never blessed. A
majrity of them are conspicuous
by the cuffs on the Fauntleroy
trousers. Perhaps their aim is to
emUphasHize the jacket palr~t of the
suit and create the illusion that
the stump)s are growving out of
the groundl. Some users report
trouble wvith the local canine
population but their ardor wasn't 4
stinted. Instead they resorted
to tattooed signs just below the
last dimple on the knee.
Today's Beau Brummell in knee
pants is indeed a slight to all
conventional propriety and at
best a faint-hearted sun bather
who endangers the population
with a wiespread epidemic of
halitosis.0
R A GREATER
SOUTH CAROLINA
ted Collegiate 'Pre..
Robert Elliott Gonuale, as the first
bed br and for the students of the
hiky, os Fridars, during the eolieg.
ng uSamilnationg.
lit. and letter writtersae not meese
Pulghn doe,snot eenstituti mm
JACK BASS
CAROLYN McCLUNG
D. J. SALLEY
DITOR Patsy Penney
Dew James
Herbert Bryant
Walter Johnson
Bertha Gardner
Ben McElveen
Steve Baumrind
ANAGER Kat Anthony~
Billy Bruce
SS STAFF
Baumrind, Robert Bell
tEPORTE~RS
de, Wray Davis, Timmie Tim
irtin, Kay Oxner, Roy Williams,
Sid Badger, Linda Cauthen,
Brien, Lise Verner, Mary Scott
Tom Walker
'MNISTS
iern, Pa t T..ac, Billy Mell-tt.