The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 29, 1955, Page Page Two, Image 2
See Hq
Shades of the South Carolin
Just like the big boys who
in the state capitol some tw
from The Gamecock office, s
blew its top Monday over th
ceived in the press.
Student body treasurer-ele<
council member Virgil Duffi
Gamecock highly by saying i1
the opposite direction of stude
really hadn't realized we wer
so fast or were so progressive
until Mr. Duffy brought it
I
Dele
May Day chairmen Flynn H
gil Duffie ( Virgil works as we
lead editorial) have been wo
setting up the program for I
Both deserve a great deal 4
All they are asking for iE
from you, the student. It is :
You will be fed at lunch, off
Letters to the Edit
Alumna Fir
Dear Editor:
Re: Telephone System at the
University of South Carolina.
I am an alumna ('48) of Caro
lina and recently had a bus stop
over in Columbia. I attempted to
call my brother who lives on
campus and was rudely surprised
when the operator said I couldn't
speak to him unless I called from
campus.
If I had been on campus I
Would have gone to see him, not
just call him! After reading
aboUt the great forward progress
the University has shown in ex
panding its physical plant and
getting many prominant addi
tions to the faculty, it was shock
ing to see such a lack of fore
sight in practically isolating the
campus from the city.
I hope the University continues
to make progress and will correct
such faults as the telephone sys
ten. I hope I'm not exaggerat
ing existing conditions.
Sincerely,
Mrs. H. J. Brody
Charlotte, N. C.
(Ed. Note: You're not exag
gerating, sister.)
Owners Urge Return
Of Missing Phonograph
l)ear Editor:
I have been told that the uni
versity was basically run on the
Honor System. When I registered
for classes, I signed the Honor
P'ledge as all students areu asked
to do.
I sincerely believe in upholding
a pledge of this sort, andl I fully
expec(t others to (10 the same.
I'm sure everyone enjoyed Sor
ority Stunt Night. And someone
is evidIently still enjoying the use
of the Zeta Tau Alpha phono
graph. The Zeta's wvon the
phonograph during Clean-up
Week last year, and wvere very
proud of it. When the engineers
CROWING FOI
UNIVERSITY OF!
Member of Associa
Founded January 30, 1908, wIth
editor, "The Camecock" Is pubilal
University of South Carolina weel
year except on holidays and durim
The opinions eirpressed by columani
sarily those of "TFhe Camecock."
.ndorsement. The right to edit is
EDITOR
MANAGING EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
ASSISTANT MANAGING E
NEWS EDITOR
CAMPUS EDITOR
SPORTS EDITOR
SOCIETY EDITOR
FEATURE EDITOR
CIRCULATION MANAGER
ASSISTANT BUSINESS Ma
CHIEF PHOTOGRAPHER
flUS IN ES
Carol Shockey, Steve:
STAFF RI
Donna Hale, Dianne Woodsid.
mons, Jim Brandon, Jackie Mat
Larry Crlbb, Mike Desky,
Harriet Dickert, Mautrine O'B:
Barri
COLU r
Ali Tison. T. NE Brown, H5on Can
wre, Mr.
a legislature!! Monday.
fuss and fume Ort one han<
blocks away Gamecock wit
tudent council council activiti
a coverage re
to complain ab
t and present of the night t
praised The later than mid
was going in staff:) He said
nt council. We council member
e going uphill tion.
this semester You braggin
out so ably J. B.
Way Da
ings To
arrell and Vir- ment and a cha
11 as talks; see throwing conte
rking hard in see your May (
vlonday..
ocrdi. will have avail;
>f credit.
; participation and his band, m
rour day. band in the cou
ered entertain- Make the moQ
or
ids Fault Wi
at Stunt Night asked to use it
for all the stunts, the Zetas read
ily assented. At the end of the
program, they went back to get
it, but it was not there.
Since then, inquiries have been
made, but no one seems to know
anything about it. It seems to
me that in two months a person
should realize they had some
thing which did not belong to
them. Surely it could not have
disappeared into thin air!
I feel that this is a reflection
on the entire student body. I
would appreciate your printing
this letter, in hopes that someone
who knows the whereabouts of
this phonograph will return it to
its .ghtful owners.
Sincerely,
Marilyn Shealy
Visitor Likes USC
Except For City Cops
Dear Editor:
Last Saturday, the Denmark
High group, along with groups
throughout the state, attended
Carolina's High School Day. We
are glad to report that Carolina
wvent out of its way in trying to
p)lease the high school students.
You made us feel at home.
The seniors in our group really
needed this hospitality since wve
had just come home from our
Washington trip and1 were ex
tremely tiredl. We thought we
had a perfect (lay until wve got
on the bus at 4:35. Then up
comes a policeman who growls
at us, "Can't you read this sign?
It says no parking after 4:30. If
you dlon't hurry up andl get this
bus out of here, I am going to
sic a wrecker on it!"
It happened that our student
bus driver wvas a little late in
getting through his test. When
he arrivedl a fewv minutes later,
the wrecker was just about to
t(ow us off. Weren't we lucky!
I A CREATER
OUTHI CAROLINA
ed Collegiate Pres.
tobert Elliott Conzales a. the first
ed by and for the students of the
ly, on Fridays, during the coflege
g examinations.
its and letter writers are not noes
Publishing does not constitute as
JACK BASS
CAROLYN McCLUNG
D. J. SALLEY
DITOR Patsy Penney
Dew James
Herbert Bryant
Walter Johnson
Bertha Gardner
Ben McElveen
Steve Baumrind
NAGER Kat Anthony
Billy Bruce
S STAFF
iau imrind, Robert Bell
:PORTI*: s
3, Wray Davis, Timmie Tim
tin, Kay Oxner, Roy Williams,
lid Badger, Linda Cauthen,
'ien, Lise Verner, Mary Scott
n ger
[NISTS
crnn at Treany Billy Melte
Duffz1e
1, Mr. Duffie charged The
i insufficient coverage of
Bs and then turned around
)ut being called at all hours
o give information. (Never
iight according to our news
he also assumed that other
a had been called for informa
g or complaining, Duff?
You
nce to participate in the pie
3t, given the opportunity to
tueen and her court and you
ible for dancing Les Brown
rhich he calls the best dance
ntry.
it of it.-J. B.
ith Phones
I was bragging about our
southern hospitality in Washing
ton, but the city of Columbia
doesn't even compete with Yan
kee hospitality. We at Denmark
are sure this was only an excep
tion to the general rule in the
South.
Yours truly,
Meyer Drucker
Denmark, S. C.
South Carolina
Offers Opportunity
Dear Editor:
Rare opportunity awaits our
university students within the
next few decades. For them is
the chance to hell) the occurance
of one of the most phenomenal
growths in the nation's history.
F iends, I speak of the future
growth of our beloved South Car
ci a. Set back for almost a cen
tury by the effects of the War
Between the States, our enviable
Vv.graphic position and natural
advantages offer us a second
glorious chance in a rapidly
changing world.
The leadership our state has
within the next fewv decades can
win or lose for us the golden
op)portunity of again making
South Carolina a byword in in
ternational commerce. Our cit
izens must make a careful study
of economic, social, political and
many dleep-rooted historic prob
lems, not only of our own state,
but of all parts of the world, for
indeeCd our economy is inter
locked, not only wvith the rest of
the nation, but also the rest of
the world.
There is nothing that can hurt
us worse than sectional prej
udice. Cooperation and honest
app)raisals are in the final anal
ysis what make men rich in both
money and employment of life.
Therefore, God, give us men and
women of international con
science, who rise above their
petty acquired prejudices, and
ours shall be the greatest of
states, wvith leaders such as these.
With each new industry or
extra advantage founded in our
state, a whole new chain of po
tentialities opens up for the fu
ture. We need a strong, twvo
party system that one might
p)rovide men of honesty and in
tegrity readly to make the most
of every God-given opportunity
as it arises on our part of the
world stage. With our one-party
system, the destiny of all of us
becomes too entwined in the per
sonal, immediate desires of a
few men.
Trhe name of our state univer
sity must ever he kept above
b,lemish, for it represents our
state in the eyes of the world and
its reputation can win or lose
many friends for us.
In concluding, let me say that
with a divine faith in a better
destiny for all people, assuming
the full responsibility to make
the most of our manna from
heaven, we can lay the founda
tions of a happier and more
prosp)erous state and world for
future generations.
Rob Saverance
BILLY MELLETTE
How T4
A Tern
First thing is to select a title
for your term paper. If you
are at a loss for one, your in
structor will provide a list of
highly provocative suggestions.
Sme examples are: 1. How to
Build a Garage. 2. The Habits of
South Sea Island Protozoa. 3. The
Life of Davy Crockett's Dog. 4.
How to Predict the Days When
the Janitors are Going to Come.
After the selection of the title,
you have begun the first of four
periods of work. This first one
is called the Research Period, or
"Time of No Sweat." During this
time, the writer makes diurnal
trips to the canteen, orders cof
fee, stirs it with a straw, slings
the straw under the counter,
plops into a seat, and broods.
This lasts for a time of from two
to three weeks, or roughly one
half of the time allowed for com
pleting the term paper.
The second period begins when
the instructor feels a need to
remind the class that papers will
be due in three weeks. It lasts
until two days before the dead
line, and is called the Think
Period. Each day of this period
the writer, having shifted his
station from the canteen booth
to the funnybook store, assumes
a position of modified parade rest
in front of the pornographic
magazine rack. Here he receives
his mail and all other commun
ications. Some, more intelligent,
wvriters prefer the more active
brainwork involved in manipu
lating the pinball machines lo
cated near the funnybook store.
One or twvo business-like profes
sor.s are even available for coun
sel at this spot wvhen they are
not in class. Standing beside the
machine, the writer can interpret
the moans and groans that ac
company the lunges made at the
machine by the operating pro
fessor, if he should be around.
When two days remain before
the deadline for the paper, the
third p)eriod has begun. It is
calledi the "Time of Much Sweat,"
and is characterized by the basic
needi for reassurance on the part
lMsPEC-T1asj
"You move them
) Write
i Paper
of the writer. This is evidenced
by noticing the writer as he but
tonholes his every acquaintance
and tells them he has a term
paper due day after tomorrow.
What he needs is moral support.
On P-Day, the writer does not
attend class. He cuts and re
mains in the room, where he
paces the floor. He is unknow
ingly in the Overtime Period, the
time when most of the real work
is done. As a help to hopeful
students, I have outlined the
most advantageous plan for
really writing a term paper.
The first step, after cutting the
cLss on P-Day, is to purchase
2,387 index cards. Notebook
paper will not do. Next, hustle
across the horseshoe, taking care
to fake out those tricky mechan
ical brains that water the grass,
and go to the library. Check the
file of overdue books and copy
the first 15 titles you see. If a
book is worth paying a nickel a
day for, then it must be good
enough for your bibliography.
Next, rush to the room where
the encyclopedias are stored.
Grab one of each kind and copy.
It does not matter what you
copy, so long as you copy. Above
all, use those handy little index
cards. After this, go to the
storage house for old term
papers. Select three or four and
copy some more. Use the index
cards, that's what they're for.
Then, just on general principles,
run by and kick the dean. Child,
don't ask me why, I am not al
lowed to tell: General principles
is reason enough.
After this pleasurable devia
tion, you are virtually finished.
Merely sit up all night and make
up the final draft. The best way
to arrange the material is to
shuffle those magnificent little
cards, deal them, reshuffle j;hem
and begin copying. When you
finish this, you will need a few
footnotes here and there. You
will need to know such expres
sions as "Ibid," "Op. cit.," and
"Damned if I know." They are
handy when you can't think of
any other reason for having the
footnote.
Get one of those official
looking folders and embalm the
piaper, turn it in, andl go out to
Sesqui or to the Blue Room. You
have finished and might possibly
graduate one of these days.
DEW JAMES
About La
Skip Classi
Councilman Virgil Duffie
charged yours truly in student
council meeting Monday with
being unjust to a council member
in last week's column. He was
right....
We feel that it is proper to in
form our readers of the circum
stances under which last week's
column was written. Last week,
a councilman asked for a volun
teer (female) to assist him in
guiding a group of visiting high
school students around campus.
A coed volunteered, but added
that she didn't know very much
about the campus. Columnwise,
we advised the young lady to get
in on Joe Ryan's orientation pro
gram for freshmen next year
since councilmen r.re expected to
know something about the
campus.
Unfortunately someone was
talking to us or vice versa, and
we did not see who the council
member was. As soon as the
Gamecock started circulating last
Friday, we were politely in
formed about whom we had writ
ten. Actually the member in
question is one of the council's
hardest workers and we feel
that we were unjust to her.
Mr. Duffie's charge did not
stop here. . . . He charged the
Gamecock staff with poor cover
age of council activities, slurring
council members, calling council
members at all hours of the night
for information and in his words,
everything "to stop, halt, hurt or
hold up council progress." Sir,
you got carried away, didn't
you???
As for council coverage this
semester, at every regular meet
ing of the council, at least one
member sometimes as many as
three of the Gamecock news staff
has been on hand to chronicle
council doings. Slurring council
members, we deny. Last week's
incident was unfortunate in that
it hurt an individual member
unjustly, but council members as
a whole have not been slurred.
As an elected member of the
student government, a council
member must expect to be in the
spotlight and to be called upon
for information and it is the duty
of the Gamecock as it is of the
daily press, to report actions of
the government in the news
columns.
It is also the right and the
duty of the press to express its
opinions through editorial com
ment. We feel the Gamecock has
restricted its editorializing to the
editorial page.
PAT TREACY
Tastes Boa
Ever since Eve stuffed Adam
with rotten ajpples, plain John
D)oe has been trying to make the
intellectual wvaters flow up
stream and reach the headl waters
of knowvledge. It's all a big
p)rop)osition, this search for learn
ing, and it dIraws some odd
characters in its wvake. Today,
a college text book and a con
versational knowledge of the
arts will excuse a multitude of
sins; in fact, almost anything
from a glass eye to the little (log
wvhich really isn't there.
On a recent visit to Newv York
I took in some of the sights fre
qjuented by the "intellectuals"
and "Bohiemians." Luckily I have
a personal friend who qualifies
for both titles and he actedl as
guide, with his lady friend doing
gun bearer's chores in the as
p)halt jungle. My friend explained
that he couldn't be typical in all
respects. It seems that his
health was too good, and this
in itself was a flaw since it
violated the Van Gogh, Wilde,
Poe tradition of one lung and
removable eyeballs. I sympa
thizedl andl suggested a little lye
for the stomach lining and told
of stories I'd heard of authentic
(ueling scars made with can
openers in the privacy of one's
own coldl water flat.
We set forth on the "A" train
and before long were able to
leave the crowdedl subway and
get in line at the Museum of
Modern Art on 59th St. It was
the wveekend andl my guide cau
tioned that it was tourist (lay
andl that the regular crowd
stayedl away until Monday. Still
the halls were filled with all
soJrts of characters, andi even a
few ordinary people, who were
intently devouring Edward Stel
chen's, "The Family of Man,"
photographic exhibit.
ist Week;
s Tuesday
The official university bulletin
board seems to carry more of its
share of eye-catchers distributed
by free-loading advertisers. We
do not think advertisers should
be permitted the free use of the
board to pedal such items and
services as cigarettes, golf
courses and radio repairs.
It should be the "official uni
versity bulletin board" as the
name implies. We do not object
(in fact we think it very proper),
to its being used by students to
sell books, get rides, etc. We
suggest to commercial firms that
they try campus publications as
mediums of putting their services
and products before the con
sumer's eye.
* * *
Suggestion to the "People In
Charge of Those Things Dept."
Why not forget about classes
Tuesday after May Day until
11:00 since we're stuck with them
Monday. Maybe the dance at
tendance would be swelled that
wny . . . party-goers like to
sleep late the morning after, you
know!!!
Quotes
An honest man's the noblest
wlork of God.
-POPE
* * *
Be sure you are right, then go
ahead.
--DAVID CROCKETT,
Motto during War of 1812
* * *
A man is rich in proportion to
the number of things he can af
ford to leave alone.
-THOREAU
* * *
Revenge is a kind of wild jus
tice; which the more man's na
ture runs to, the more ought law
to weed it out.
-FRANCIS BACON
* * *
The more things a man is
ashamed of, the more respectable
he is.
-BERNARD SHAW
* * *
For all sad words of tongue or
pen,
The saddest are these: "it might
have been."
-WHITTIER, Maud Muller
* * *
The art of reading is to skip
judiciously.
--P. G. HAMERTON
emian Life
p)inchedi collar, dark suit brigade
a la Princeton; assorted school
teachers, Greenvich Villagers
complete wvith berets, sneakers
and five o'clock shadow; and of
course~ the shifty eyed potetic
type who looked at everything
out of the corner of his eye and
sneakily digested whole panels
of scantily clad females.
D)ownstairs was an exhibit of
the wvork of children in progres
sive schools. The youngsters had
taken paint and flung it, dropped
it, smeared it, mixed it with their
feet and in general just used a
lot of Paint. I made a few ad
verse comments about the dirty
little tykes and immediately the
female in our party was all
wvorked up) in a sophisticated
lather. Evidently the bone that
surrounded my bramn was not
hollow at all, and for a soul I
was using those on my shoes.
Outside I viewed an imported
Jfapanese house surrounded by
modern sculpture that looked
like the trash gate at a first rate
b)oiler factory.
From here, it was a short
jaunt to the Village; Greenwich
Village, that is. Here I learned
that New York is going hill
billy, only with a French accent.
NYU students slopped beer arnd
heat on guitars while friends and
assortedi cats howled the words
of folk tunes in French with all
the enthusiasm of back fence
tabbies. There was not a pair
of wvhite bucks in sight and,.
from wvhat I saw, a hoN I the
seat of ones britches was more
apropos than a convertable.
I did( learn a few things, how
ever, from this trip into the land
of the enlightened. For instance,
the induistrial revolution replaced
.Jesus (Christ in the world picture
andi statistics prove that newly
wveds are huying more TV sets
than bedroom sets. Oh, well.