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Naval Aviation Pr Intervii Lieut. Commander R. T. Navy recruiting in Columbia tenant George W. Asip, navi officer of the Naval Air Stati University on December 11 dates for the Naval Aviation ( Requirements for the Naval Aviation Cadet program were des cribed as follows: Uncorrected 20/20 vision, general good health, between 18 and 27 years of age, unmarried, and have completed at least two years of college. Appointment as a Naval Avia tion Cadet leads to 18 months of flight training, commission as en sign with the designation of naval aviator, and a two year tour of active duty in a fleet squadron ashore and afloat. A Naval Aviation Cadet earns $109 a month during his first 18 months of training and on com missioning as ensign his pay is raised to a basic monthly salary of $322, which includes flight pay. Other benefits as a commissioned officer include additional allow ances for quarters and subsistence and pay raises every two years within grade. Appointments for interviews with Lieut. Asip are not required, Lieut. Commander Stagner stated. Receipt for Pre-Registration Did YOU get one at the Uni versity Personnel Bureau? If not, DO IT before 1:00 p.m., tomorrow, December 6th. AVOID being among the LAST to register next January. Campus Bachelor: "Do you believe in clubs for women?" Husband: "Yes, if kindness fails." * * * "My Dear! What a lovely coat. It must have cost a fortune!" "Just a single kiss." "That you gave your husband?" "That he gave the maid." * * .. Daughter: "Mom, did you find men trying?" Mamma: "Yes, dear, but you must learn to hold them off." * * * The young stenographer was being given her first instructions by the boss. "There are two words that I never want to hear you use around here," he said. "One is lousy and the other is terrific." "O.K.." replied the girl. "What are the wvords?" In a small town out WVest there was a commotion. It appeared that a wire had fallen across the main street and was holding up all traffic. No one dlared to touch it in case it should be "live." The news reached the editor of the local paper and he acted p~trmptly. "Send dlown two reporters," he ordlered, "one to touch the wire and the other to write up the story." Junior: "Daddy, wvhat's a sweater girl ?" Dad: "Why. er-uh, a girl who works in a sweater factory." And after a moment's pause, "Say, where did you get that question?" Junior: "Never mindl that, Dad dy-where did you get that answer ?" Tramp: "Has the doctor any old pants he could let me have?" Lady: "No, they wouldn't fit you." Tramp: "Are you sure?" Lady: "Quite sure. I'm the doctor." Mary had a little watch; She swallowed it. It's gone. Now everywhere that Mary walks Time--marches on! Her: "Don't you love driving on a night like this?" Him: "Yeah, but I thought I'd wait until we got further out in the country." The personnel manager was interviewing a man for a job. "How long did you work in the ether place?" "Sixty-five years." "How old are you ?" "Im 40 years old." "How could you work 65 years when you are only 40 years 0ld1?" "Overtime." They say that if you don't drink, smoke, or run around with women, you'lJ live longer. Actually it only seems longer. ocurement ws Slated Dec. 11 Stagner, officer in charge of announced today that Lieu il aviation cadet procurement on, Atlanta, Ga., will visit the to interview interested candi ,adet program. Aviation Co. To Interview Here Thurs. A representative of North American Aviation, Inc., will be on the campus Thursday, December 11, to interview winter 'graduates for positions at the company's Los Angeles, California, and Columbus, Ohio, plants, it was announced yesterday. Junior Engineering positions are available at North American Aviation, the company that has built more airplanes than any other in the world. For details, contact the Director of Placement as soon as possible. North American specializes in building military aircraft for the United States gove'rnment, accord ing to H. C. Biggs, company rep resentative. Currently being manufactured for the Air Force are F-86 Sabre jets, holders of 16-1 kill ratio over Russian-built MIGs; F-86D Sabre interceptors, one-man, rocket-firing, all-weather fighters; and T-28 trainers. The company also builds FJ-2 Furies, sweptwing carrier fighters, and AJ attack bombers for the Navy. Humor Give me a match, Bill. Here it is. Well, can you beat that? I've forgotten my cigarettes. S'too bad; give me back my match. * ** Drunk in telephone booth: "Number!!! I want my peanuts!" * * It was the immigrant's first visit, alone, to the big city. After wandering through a large de partment store he approached the floorwalker and in a thick accented voice asked, "Could you tell me, plizz, Mister, where is the rest room ?" The floorwalker stiffly replied, "Escalator, Sir." "Esk you later?" shouted the man impatiently, "I gotta go NOW." * * * A fugitive scientist from a Boris Karloff horror picture dIreamed up a ser~um that would bring inani mate objects to life. He surrepti tiously tried it out on the statue of a great general in Central Park. Sure enough, the statue gave a quiver, and1 a moment later the general, creaking a bit in the joints, climbed down from his pedestal. The scientist was over .ioye'd. "I have given you life," he exultedi. "Nowv tell me, General. what is the first thing you are going to (do wvith it?" "That's easy,' rasped the gen eral, ripping a gun from his holster. "Im going to shoot about two million ( )&$ff* pigeons." A chrysanthemum by any other name would be e'asierl to sp)ell. A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a coup)le of carrots. In Holland, Ex-Lax is called Little Dutch Cleanser. A faucet dIrips because it can't sniff. Some people sing in the bathtub because the door won't stay locked. People who smoke in bed are liable to wind up in Hot Springs. And did you hear about the Carolina boy who told a ce'rtin girl she re(semnbles his mother. "But you enn't be my mother," he goes on to say, "cause youI've a wedding ring on. Visual Aids Bureau G;ives Lectures D)ean Crow, Dean Norwood, and Dean Callcott are attending the Convention of the Southern Asso eintion of Colleges and Se'condary Sc hools at Memphis, Tennessee, this week. D)ean Crow is a member of the Executive Committee. The state executive chairman will be announced at the Convention this week. The Association is the accredIit ing agency of colleges and high schools in the Southern States. The University belongs to it, as well as other colleges and eligible higrh schools in the state. The Fifth District Pharmaceuti and Kershaw counties and the towl as a memorial to the late E. 1'. Mo of the Fifth District and first vice Fifth District Association; Alva Cz President Donald Russell of the U been placed in the office of the dea of the fifth district as a memorial death on June 24, 1952." (USC ph, Don John Toreador By BARBARA Feature It is not every day that a u volved in a bullfight. In fact, it many. However, Carolina's ow: Spanish toreadors get anythin; while studying at Mexico Cit3 bull in a true arena with crowd When asked what made him de cide to fight a bull, he replied, "I went to the bullfights and became interested. I made the remark that I might like to have a bullfight. I said it to the right guy or the wrong guy, I can't decide which. Anyway, he fixed me up!" However, Don found that it was 1 easier said than done. He practiced four hours a day for two months. What did they teach him? Accord ing to Don, he was taught what to do if the bull follows the usual pro cedures but there was nothing they could teach him if the bull failed to perform as usual. It seems that [Don's bull was not very brave and decided to be contrary and deviate from the usual p)rocedure. After the charge he kept on running and wouldn't return for a repeat. This madle it very difficult to line him up for the kill. This is wvhat Don saidl about him, "He stepped on my foot andl it hurt." Before the fight Don said that he had a feeling of anxiety and anticipation. After he got into the arena he found that he had a dif ferenit feeling. "I asked myself whbat the devil was I doing in there." The fight was held at the Rancho D)el Chario in Mexico City andl was sponsored by Mexico City College, unde'r the direction of Matidor Antonio Marquez. For his costume Don wore what the Spaniards call a "fiesta cos tume." It consistedi of a short waistcoat of light blue wvith high trousers which camne up under the arms for protection. HIis white shirt had a fringe on both sides and wvith it he wore a narrow ribbon maroon tie'. He wore ballerina slippers to Opportunities in Optometry Optometry is a profession offer ing special advantages to ambitious young men and women. Its scope is constantly expanding. Eighty per cent of the Nation's millions depend upon the Doctor of Optometry and his professional skill in conserving vision. There is a shortage of optometrists in many States. The Doctor of Optometry pos sesses the dignity of being a pro fessional man. He renders an essen tial service to the health and, well-being of his community. Sub stantial financal rewards are obtainable almost from the begin nigof hi practice. U.S. Department of Defense and Selective Service grant optometry; students the same consideration. accorded medical students. The Doctor of Optometry degree can be earned in three college years by a student having sixty or more semester hours of Liberal Arts credits. Such students will be ad - mitted at mid-year by Chicago College of Optometry. Chicago College of Optometry is centrally located in the heart of the world's greatest center for teaching in the healing arts. It is nationally accredited and is splendidly equipped. Clinical facilities are un suirpassed. For catal.g, address Registrar, Chicago College of Optometry, 2311 Clark St., Chicago 14, I11 .Ad, Plaque Honors Pho cal Association, consisting of regis is of Cayce and West Columbia, ar tley, formerly dean of the School o president of the South Carolina Ph impbell, president of the Fifth Dis niversity; and Prof. Robert W. M in of the School of Pharmacy, reads to Dean E. T. Motley who organiz ato by Munn-Teal.) on Turns For Day THOMPSON Editor niversity student becomes in is only once in a life time for n Don Johnson didn't let the g on him. This past summer College, Don fought a real s cheering him. make him quick on his feet and a traditional Spanish black hat. Not only did Don just kill the )ull, but he was awarded an ear )f the bull for a good performance. EIe sums it all up by saying, "It vas just a little easier than I :hought it was going to be." ae 41e frosi whorn advise ,a theg will rnk the 9a af they know luckies taste so 9 Because.tba, re bQtte ra -. Ber a FORrAoCLEANR, FRle SMOTHERSM rmacy School Fon tered pharmacists, drug store owr e shown above presenting a check a f Pharmacy. They are (left to rigi armaceutical Association; W. K. I trict Association; John Itiley, mem orrison, acting dean of the School o : "The furnishings in this office w ed the school in 1924 and served a Psi Chi Installs New Officers; Receives Charter Installation ceremonies for new officers of the University of South Carolina's chapter of Psi Chi, na tional honorary psychology frater nity, were held recently. Ronald Adams of Conway was installed as president of the organ ization. He succeeds the president elect Jim Leiby, who recently moved to Portsmouth, Va. Barbara Surrett of Columbia is the newly authorized secretary-treasurer. Dr. M. K. Walsh, head of the psychol ogy department, installed the of ficers in an impressive service. The university psychology club attained national standing this fall nd received a charter at the same meeeting. de LUCKIE BET They're made cleaner, fres Ask yourself this que You know, yoursel ment. And you get the tast of a cigare Luckies taste bei smoother! Why?] made better to tas more, Luckies are L.S./M.F.T.--Lucka Tobacco. So, for the thing y rette . . . for better *smoother taste . .. I I. -To%keeP "' So for a eteaner, Carol OstOfwe' \ 0Ufiversity o eF ESH ER, i >KE...Ii nder * 1 es. iers and managers from Richland nd bronze plaque to the University it) John Davis, secretary -treasurer 4artin, first vice-president of the ber of the fund raising committee; Pharmacy. The plaque, which has ere contributed by the pharmacists s its first and only dean until his Extension Bulletin To Be Printed The School of Journalism and the Extension Division of the University are combining forces to COGBUR The Businessmen's Choice at i A SATISFIED 1317 Sum: S TASTE TER! ta better to taste her, smoother! stion: Why do I smoke? f, you smoke for enjoy enjoyment only from Lte. er-cleaner, fresher,) 3ecause Luckies are te better. And, what's made of fine tobacco. Strike Means Fine u want most in a ciga aste-cleaner, fresher, le Happy -Go Lucky! le :.eshersok th was.' COLLEGE sIUDE' IN NAION Nation.wide survey terviews in80ea smokers prefer LucI by a wide margn- N taste. Survey also far more smokersi tion's two other pr r pp y-GOi a' uwe,r b, 19 Geography Convention Begins Today The University will be host to the seventh annual meeting of the southeastern division of the &. sociation of American Geographer today and tomorrow, Dr. Julian J Petty, secretary and chairman g the local arrangements committe, has announced. In keeping with a tradition of the association to devote speCig attention to geography of the arf in which it is meeting, the openlg session will be a "South Carolia Symposium." Symposium speakers and thekr subjects are Dr. L. L. Smith, head of the University department of geology and geography, "Minel Deposits in South Carolina," )r. James A. Morris, associate profe. sor of economics, "Industrial De velopment in South Carolina"; and Sidney Jumper, instructor in geo. graphy, "Geographical Aspects of the Columbia Wholesale Market" Following the symposium, mem. bers of the association will make an inspection tour of the Whole. sale Market conducted by R. R. Martin, director. publish a weekly Extension Divi sion Bulletin, to be distributed throughout the state. The bulletin will contain a series >f stories about Extension Division ictivities, prepared by the Journal. si school students covering the livision as part of class lab. I'S GRILL and College Boys' kil Times CUSTOMER er Street lad when Monco"up r 8i lgs ,oney Fa.ad Cokyfli+e UdversityO as PRF LUCK'15 .WIDE sijVY 1ae nata student in yae ng actuag eveals more .ing chaneans other cigarette oes tha eaOnyuckis better soS ueson- Strike gained s hwse 0Lcky than the na ncipal brands conbed 0 A. T. Co.