The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 11, 1951, Page Page Three, Image 3
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By KEN
A student in Penn State's famous
fishing class had hooked a very
snail trout and wound it In till it
was rammed against the end of
the rod.
"What do I do now?" asked the
prof.
"Climb up the rod and stab it!"
* a a
Girl's father: "Say, do you think
you can stay all night?"
Boy friend: "I'll have to tele
phone home first."
a a a
The lumber camp foreman put a
newly hired country boy to work
stacking wood beside the whizzing
circular saw. As he started to
walk away he heard an "Ouch!"
and turned to see the boy looking
puzzledly at a stump of a finger.
Rushing back, he asked what hap
pened.
"I dunno," said the boy, "I stuck
my hand out like this and ... well,
I'll be damned, there goes another
one!"
"I'll take some rat poison."
"Will you take it with you?"
"No, I'll send the rats over."
* * *
An optimist is a guy that opens
a fifth in a crowd and saves the
cork.
* * *
"Do you file your nails?"
"No, I just cut them off and
throw them away."
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Ice
At the Theatres
NEXT WEEK
Palmetto
Sunday thru Wodnarday
"The Mating
Season"
Gene TIERNEY
John LUND
Thelma RITTER
Carolina
Sunday thru Saturday
"Abb,ott and Costello
Meet the Invisible Man"
Ritz
Sunday thru Thursday
c"RAWHIDE"
Tyreno POWER
Susan HAYWARD
Stra
We aday a Thursday
"B ak rough"
BRIAN
J AGAR
P ints
Su ay thru Wednesday
"No Way Out"
L.inda DARNE LL
Rishard WIDMARK
Starlite Drive-In
Sunday thru Tuesday
"Lullaby of
Broadway"
In Celer
Doris DAY
Gene NEL.S0N
"I'm through . . . I'm he ng <
VARSITY RESTAUR for
married. He knows ho uch I
occasionally . .. and eel a
the VARSITY."
ROMPT CUI
ith Ken
POWELL
Jane: "Say, Mary, what do you
suppose became of my bathing suit.
I left it lying there on the chair."
Mary: "Well, it ought to be
there, look under that package of
cigarettes."
* * .
Student: "Why do girls wear
scanty bathing suits?"
Prof: "Well, why do stores have
glass showcases?"
* " *
A souse, weaving toward the
hotel elevator, stepped into the
open shaft and plummeted down
three stories to the basement. He
arose painfully, brushed off his
clothes and looked up toward the
open elevator door.
"You scoundrel," he screamed in
dignantly. "I said 'UP'."
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Mother: "What are the young
man's intentions ?"
Daughter: "Well, he's keeping
me pretty much in the dark."
A woman got into a cab and told
the driver, "Quick. Get me to the
fraternity ward!"
"Don't you mean a maternity
ward?"
"Oh, yes, I guess I do. But hurry,
I have to see an upturn."
"Upturn? Don't you mean in
tern?"
"Fraternity, maternity, upturn,
intern, just step on it. I think I'm
stagnant."
unch On The Gras
hown above s a scene from the
being served last Thursday on the h
Kappa, men's honor fraternity, ar
honor fraternity, did the serving.
The luncheon is an annual affaii
all comers. The feed is donated I
Munn-Teal.)
Bob Naylor Gets M
Scholarship, Norw<
Robert E. (Bob) Naylor, senior
at the university, has been noti
fied of his selection for a General
Education Board scholarship for
graduate work in the academic
fields of mathematics and chemis
try.
The announcement was made by
Dean J. E. Norwood, chairman of
the committee on fellowships at the
university.
b will receive his B.S. degree
newith a double major in
mathematics and chemistry. At the
university he is a member of the
American Chemical Society, Amern
STATE
THEATRE
"PariAtz"
ut! He hasn't taken me to the
dinner once since we've been
enjoy the luxury of dining out
bout the superior food served at
lB SERVICE
IO N.RAIN
APO Delegates Go
To Emory Univ.
For Convention
Four Alpha Phi Omega mem
bers fro mthe university attended
the APO's Southeastern annual
convention April 28-29. The con
vention was held at Emory univer
sity in Atlanta.
Representing the fraternity were
Alvin Lane, Charleston; Chuck
Davis, Sylacauga, Ala.; Jack
Simon, Sumter, and Don Peterson,
Beverly, Mass.
Peterson is the new president of
the fraternity, replacing Lane.
The national president, Don Uyl,
Purdue university, was the main
speaker. The purposes and func
tions of the APO were discussed.
AROTC Crack Drill Flight
The Air Force ROTC unit has
organized a crack drill flight. It is
composed of 31 cadets and is under
the direction of cadet Master Ser
geant Robert L. Blackmon.
Plans have been made for the
flight to participate in the Armed
Forces Day parade May 19.
Policeman: "What's the idea of
driving a car in your condition?
You look as if you're drunk."
Driver: "Mieshen, Lister, I only
had tee martoonies, and I'm not
under the affluence of inkahol.
Some thinkle may peep I dan't
crive; but the drunker I stand here
the longer I getl"
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niversity I)ay luncheon as it was
orseshoe. Members of Kappa Sigma
d Alpha Kappa Gamma, women's
, and it is served free of charge to
y the local processors. (Photo by
ath-Chemistry
>od Reveals
can Institute of Chemical En
gineers, and Epsilon Lambda
Sigma, honorary engineering fra
ternity.
The General Education Board
scholarships are awarded to a
limited number of promising col
lege graduates of Southern institu
tions. The amount is sufficient to
take care of expenses for one aca
demic year, including travel, tui
tion, and living expenses.
Intellect, imagination, scholar
ship and personality are the quali
ties on which the scholarship is
based.
for Shoes
that look like new
R BE TS
SHOI\JAIRING;
S VICE
Sh( eccessories
l.eather GoodsHI
* * *
Across From
CALDWELL'S
1319 Sume..St.
Nine Moi
Above are the new members of
fraternity photographed at their I
Shepherd Church.
They are: Front, Gary Newton, I
Frank Herty, and Alumni Secret
Breckenridge, Mordecai Persky, Ba
by Munn-Teal.)
Kappa Sigma A
Service Frat, Ir
Seven students and two honorary
members were initiated into Kappa
Sigma Kappa honor-service frater
nity at their annual banquet last
Thursday night, Don Saunders,
president, has announced.
Frank B. Herty, professor of me
chanical engineering, and Ralph
Lewis, alumni secretary were se
lected as honorary members "for
their outstanding service rendered
to the university." Mr. Lewis was
a charter member of the Carolina
Service Club, the fore-runner of
KSK. Both men made :.hort ac
ceptance speeches.
The neophytes and their campus
positions are:
Bard Allison. Philadelphia;
alumni secretary of Blue Key, vice
president of Sigma Nu, and camp
work director of the YMCA.
)unnnan Rrerkenridge, Columbia;
past president of the freshman Y,
Kappa Alpha president, and Honor
Board member.
Phriness Cox, Columbia; past
president of freshman Y, vice
iena irkes ny
Sl-e lkes ~ewyu
ut nwatch my ba
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-e KSK's
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Kappa Sigma Kappa honor-service
anquet recently held at the Good
'hriness Cox, Joe Pearce, Professor
ary Ralph Lewis. Hack, Duncan
rd Allison, and Bill Novit. (Photo
appa, Carolina
titiates Nine
president of Phi Kappa Sigma, and
Honor Board and Council member.
Gary Newton, Centenary; Eu
phradian Society president, Pep
Club president, and co-editor of the
freshman handbook and the Y
Newsletter.
Hill Novit, Charleston; Campus
Editor of The Gamecock, Hillel
Foundation president, Euphradian
Society secretary, Phil Epsilon 'i
treasiirer, and Student Council
membnter.
Joe Pearce, Greenville; president
of freshman class, treasurei of stu
dent body, Y cabinet member, Stu
that Council amember.
Mordecai Persky, Aiken. Blue
Key corresponding secretary, man
aging editor of The Gamecock,
sports editor of The Gamecock,
member of Euphradian Society.
Burt Wheeler, acting director of
the YMCA and one of the recipi
ents of KSK's award for outstand
ing service, was also present at the
banquet.
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Professor Announces
Sumter St. Exhibit
Near Trinity Church
Mrs. Katherine Rembert, adjunet
professor of fine arts, reported that
the Art ists' Guild of Columbia will
stage a sidewalk exhibit along the
Sumter street fence of the Trinity
churchyard Saturday, May 12.
The exhibit will give the general
public an opportunity to Ileet the
contributing Guild artists and to
inspect their work.
We'd like to tell you the joke
about the traveling man's bed
but it's the bunk.
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