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&irin W By KEN Once upon a time, there was a little girl who had many boy friends. They each asked her, "Do you love me?" She answered "yes" to each one. This went on for many years, but she still died an old maid. Moral: Don't love everybody. Leave that to Providence. Special ize! Mary: "Do you think I should wear my garters above or below my knees?" - Max: "Oh, er - - let me see." " " + "I'm going to have a little one," Said the gal, both gay and frisky. But the boy friend up and fainted 'Fore he knew she meant whiskey! + . s "Wish we had a fifth for bridge." "You don't , need a fifth for bridge, you idiot!" "Well, make it a pint then." The department chairman re tired because.of. his are. His suc cessor, a young'man, was attending a convention when a friend from another college asked: "How are G. B. S. Play Open With Turbeville Ii By FURNEY HEMINGWAY George Bernard Shaw's leftist ideas, as presented in his play, "Heartbreak House," met a luke warm reception with a bourgeois audience at Town Theater last week. Jean Turbeville, university freshman, played with delightful freshness the role of the girl whose heart was broken. This was Miss Turbeville's first performance on the Town Theater stage. "Heartbreak House," a satiric comedy, was written by Shaw dur ing World War I to awaken Europe to its imminent danger, but the ideas presented are applicable to any age. The plot, a minor element in the At the Theatres NEXT WEEK Palmetto Sunday thru Saturday "Father's Little Dividend" ti/aas, TRACY [lsabetb TAYLOR Jean BENNETT Carolina Sunday thru Tuesday "Al Jennings of Oklahoma" Ia Celer Dan DURYEA Oslo STORM Ritz auiday thru Tueoday "Pigmn Island" JobamyWEISMUELLER Strand ASunday and Monday ' "Gaso ne 5 P s saster" Starlite Drive-In Sunday thru Thursday "P'd Climb the Highest Mountain" in Color Susa HEYWARD Willam LUNDIGAN "Happy anniversary, Dear No we'll step out to theVA I 1 delicious Chicken-In-A-Basket. PROMPT C ith Ken POWELL you getting along as department chairman?" "Pretty well," answered the young professor. "Must be tough filling the shoes of your predecessor. You know, he was called the 'Grand Old Man' by everyone in the department." "Oh, they like me, too," replied the new chairman. "They call me the 'Swell Old Boy,' only they ab breviate it." * * "How did you like the bridge party last night?" "Fine, until the cops looked under the bridge." * * * Sorority girl: "I want a lip stick." Cosmetics clerk: "What size, please?" Sorority girl: "Oh, three rides and a house party." * * * The most observant person was the historian who noticed Lady Godiva had a horse with her. * * e "Well, I guess I've lost another pupil," said the prof. as his glass eye rolled down the kitchen sink. At Town Theatre i Refreshing Role play, concerns Ellie Dunn's (Jean Turbeville) engagement to Boss Mangan (Louis Searson, Jr.) and Mrs. Hushabye's (Metaf Miller) successful attempt to break it. The play develops as the characters drop all sham and strip themselves morally naked. The drama ends in a dramatic climax, the signifi cance of which was a bit obscure to this writer. Frank Harris, as Captain Shot over, the owner of the house, handled effectively the most dra matic role of the play. Meta Mil ler took the role of Mrs. Hushabye and squeezed it to the last drop. Mr. Hushabye, whose mustache and ability to tell lies were ir resistible to women, including Ellic, was played by Dan Burns. Gene Crotty, director, made his first ap pearance as an actor, flawlessly portraying Mazzini Dunn, Ellie's meek, mild-mannered father. Beulah Dawson, as Nurse Guin ness, Elizabeth Belser, as Lady Utterword, Robert Smith, Jr., play ing Rand Utterword, and univer sity graU8e Carl Vines, as the burglar, gave creditable perform ances. LEARN THE WAY Men's Finest Clothing * Kuppenheimer * Kingsridge Ao e AIco SUITS and TOPCOATS NEW FELT HIATS CLASS HINGS COPELAND CO. 1409 MAIN STREET w, to on your 'glad rags' and (E AU R ANT for some of their SERVICE @0 N.MAIN ST. Young Man With A Ray Anthony, nationally known to the university for the Coronatio held after the crowning of the M afternoon. The ball, which will be campus-v Tickets for couples will be $2; thos WUSC Log By SANDY CRANFORD Starting Monday WUSC com menced straight through broadcast ing from twvo o'clock in the after noon until twvelve midnight. With the addition of twvo hours each day, from five through seven o'clock, the campus radio station now boasts of sixty-three broadcasting hour~ s"ah week. * * * You may have noticed the shot in the arm given to our program schedule this week. It is caused by a complete revision of program schedules with the addition of many new shows and the purchase of a Lung-Worth Transcription Library, wvhich has about six thousand musical selections. r it Some of thle new shows are: "Musical Curavan," which may be heard each Monday through Fri day evening at 8:30 p. in.; "Club 640," presented at 10:30 each week day night; and "Cavalcade," featured each Tuesday night at eleven o'clock. USC is ntow proallred to p duce disc recordings for any per son or persons interested in having recordings made. These can be (one on 10- or 12-inch discs and are of good listening quality. Anyone who is interested in hav ing records made is invited to drop by the station and make a record ing apointMoenyt U Incidentally, the new schedule is the net result of the radio pot1 of campus listening ireferences. The replies to the survey were gratify ing and make the station members very proud of the fact that the students are really interested enough to offer constructive criticism. A man hought the only remaining sleeping car space. An old lady next in line burst into tears, wall ing that it was of vital importance that she have a berth on that train. Gallantly the man sold her his ticket and then Wired his home of fice: "ill not arrive until to morrow. Just gave berth to an old woman." STATE "Target in own" Mark ITEVEd B Alex NIC0O Romet nOUnt[AS Horn-Ray Anthony < 4. bandleader, will bring his orchestra i Ball on May 3. The dance will be ay Queen, to take place Thursday ide, will last from 9 p. m. to 1 a. m. e for stags will be $1.50. 20 Are Initiated By Euphrosynean Twenty members were recently initiated into Euphrosynean liter ary society. The group was composed of: Betty Bellinger, Jo Ann Sprott, Reba Sims, Helen Coggeshall, Nedra Gilmore, Molly McGregor, Sandy Cranford, Ellen Jacobus, Jane Cureton, Ellen Moore, and Tootsie Ouzts. A tea for the new members will be held April 10 in the music room of Sims dormitory. *EDITOR a .uckyI Sd Yep M1our sMl agl 4Qreat. nd #Gary A. 3re awSi Isabel Thomas Represents S. C. In Washington Isabel (Ish) Thomas, university coed, has been representing South Carolina in Washington's annual Cherry Blossom festival. Miss Thomas has been enter tained in the national capital by a whirl of social activities. She met the nation's first lady, Mrs. Harry S. Truman, at a lunch at which state festival representatives were honored by congressional wives at the Congressional Club. A luncheon was given by Mrs. Olin D. John ston in honor of Miss Thomas. The climax of the festival came when a giant wheel of fortune was spun to select the Cherry Blossom qineen. Maldi Tarris of Wyoming was chosen queen. Following the selection of the queen, the prin $21.95 Other Freeman from $9.95 on CA editors .e. (A Figures Are Re Enrollment By Baptist students at the univer sity number 964, comprising 33 per cent of the students stating their church preferences during regis tration for the spring semester, ac cording to statistics issued by the office of the Reverend L. E. Bru baker, Jr., university chaplain. Methodist students follow with a membership of 25 per cent, or 712 students among the student popu lation. The Presbyterian church has 356, or 12 per cent, member ship; the Episcopal, 8 per cent; Lutheran, 6 per cent; Roman Catholic, 5 per cent; Hebrew, 2 per cent. These seven churches have campus organizations affiliated cesses were guests at a buffet sup per and reception at the Pan American Union. POlishe<d Chest IIrr I,(hrjla Th Mble ros alis! Th"li. liii fleible I-'reen aristoc ratie" nd * ,i es are 9 WSKIES TAST Fine tobacco-and give you the perfegt that make a cigarett And Lucky Strike n you'r.e not happy w fanda 38-city surve: -not), switch to Lu< Luckies taste bettea rtte. Be Happy-G L5/M.F t MeansF8 A raew aS teased Showing Denominations with their regular church activities. According to the report, the re maining denominations are repre. ented by the following numbers )f students: Associate Reformed Presby !erian, 28; Greek Orthodox, 19; Christian, 18; Christian Science, ); Mormon 9; Church of Christ, 7; Pentecostal Holiness, 5; Congrega :ional, 5; Russian Orthodox, 3; Universalist, 2; Jehovah's Wit iesses, 2; Reformed, 2; and the following with one, Assembly of 3od, Church of God, Dutch Re formed, Evangelical, Moslem, Kazarene, Plymouth Brethren, rruelight Church of Christ, Uni. arian, United Presbyterian. Registration for the present se nester was set at 2865 students. nil Cordoran he"r of king,. Treat %ourself .tei into a supe-rh pair of an (:rdovs"ans . . . the rich, lootwear famed for mileage I for a brilliance that grows with every shine. 1:aFREEMANau :OPELAND CO. 1409 Main Street ~Ayj E EITER 4ER CaGARETrE ! only fine tobacco-can mildness and rich taste e completely enjoyable. eans fine tobacco. 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