Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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GrinW By KEN Mr. and Mrs. Jackson were playing golf. As he drove off the fourth tee, Mr. Jackson sliced badly and the ball hit a woman who was also out golfing with her husband. Th husband, very angry, walked over to Mr. Jackson. "Why don't you watch what you're doing?" he asked. "You hit my wife." "Sorry, old man," said Mr. Jack son. "Here's a ball. Take a shot at mine." ? " " Freshman: "Roommate, these students wouldn't kill anyone would they?" Roommate: "Why certainly not. Why do you ask?" Freshman: "Well, I walked by Maxey today, and I heard someone say, 'Come on, John, let's kill the other two.'" * * * Did you hear about the fellow who stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went when it went down? Finally it dawned on him. * * * Use "DAMN," the new super cleansing soap. If RINSO won't get your clothes white, and DUZ won't do it-DAMN it. * * * A sweet young thing breezed in to a florist shop, dashed up to an old chap puttering around a plant LEARN THE WAY Men's Finest Clothing " Kuppenheimer " Kingsridge e Alco SUITS and TOPCOATS NEW FELT HATS " Stetson " Schoble CLASSY iw"R .SHINCS COPEL CO. 1409 M STREET "I certainly feel like a million aft RESTAURANT! Wait'll I tell) are--how he'll love their chick PROMPT Ci UNIVER SIT Try The New in Cherry, Coco and Dried AN TH * of Your " ith Ken POWELL and inquired, "Have you any pas sion poppy?" The old boy looked up in sur prise. "Gol dang it!" he exclaimed, "You just wait until I get through prunin' this lily." * * * Arriving at a 'trange hotel, the fussy woman thought she'd better know where the fire escape was. So she started exploring. During her tour, she opened a door and found herself in a bathroom oc cupied by an elderly gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry!" she twittered. "I was looking for the fire escape." Continuing her search, presently she heard the pat of bare feet be hind and a shout made her turi. It was the elderly man, clad in a bath towel. "Wait a minute," he gasped. "Where's the fire?" * * * "Curse it, curse it," hissed the villain, snatching the fair maiden by the waist. "No, it ain't either," she cried, "It's a girdle." * * * You all have heard a lot of talk about all the good will. That's strictly bunk, friend. They will not. Application From In Greece Receive( By GERALD MACKEY Honor student Nelly Stetsou, of Salonika, Greece, has great hopes of making valuable contributions to her home community if she is awarded one of the scholarships to foreign students at the University of South Carolina. Miss Stetsou revealed in a letter to Dean R. J. Cranford of the jour nalism school at the University that she came across a catalogue of the University of South Caro lina and noticed "that among the STATE THEARE Sund t~ednes day tan ENfen DREW Deam STOCKWELL er that grand meal at VARSITY Bill how -reasonable their dinners in a sket." SERVICE DO N.AN ST. Y CANTEEN Miniature" Pies ,Pineapple peFlavors t SER VICE Canteen The University's Beta Gamma cl with grand secretary-treasurer H. G restaurant. Front row, left to right: Meeks, Mr. Wright, W. Frank Tayl Gillgam, William E. Barrett, S. Bei Higgs, Richard Wingard, LeRoy Pei Lanford, Alex Gibert, Jr., Cecil Seig Harris.) NOTICE The campus theatrical group of the University Players is extend ing an invitation to those who would like to join it. Anyone interested in joining the players may contact Jim Reagan, usually found in the afternoons at Drayton Hall. Honor Student I By Cranford courses offered there is one in journalism and as I am interested in studying it (unfortunately thee is no school of journalism in Greece) I thought I might apply to you for the forms needed." "I believe that by gaining train ing in your University," the letter from -M"j Stetsou continued, "I will be able to make valuable con tributions to my home community by publishing in the local news papers articles in the fields of child psychology, social welfare, life in the U. S. A. and especially articles concerning women's interests which are not much dealt with here." The letter will be turned over to proper authorities at the Univer sity, Dean Cranford said. Plastics Group Selects Lindau For Committee Professor Jules W. Lindau III, of the school of engineering was recently appointed to the education committee of the Society of Plas ties Engineers. Professor James M. Church, de partment of chemical engineering. Columbia university, is chairman of the committee. Other members are D)r. Ralph T. Nazzaro, State University of Newv York; Dr. Murray Olyphant, Jr., Brayce Maxwell, Princeton univer sity; Professor C. C. WVinding, Cor nell university, and Dr. John J. Chapman, Johns Hopkins univer sity. The purpose oIf the committee is to discuss subjects relating to the technical educeat ion of the phist ics engineer. At the Theatres NEXT WEEK Palmetto Sunday thru wednesday "Ijillalhy of Broadway" in Technicolor Doris DAY Gene NELSON Carolina Sunday thru Saturday "Siugarfoot" in Color Randolph SCOTT Adeis JEROENS Ritz 3 Sunday thru Thursday "bA Y'ank in Korea" Lon MoCALLISTER St d Su and Monday I of the razo8" THE LACK RIDER 5 Points Thursday thru Saturday "Operation X" Edward 0. ROBINSON Peggy CUMMINS Starlite Drive-In Sunday thru Wedmesday "Halls of Montezuma" Ia COler Rmehard WnIaMARK tapter of Delta Sigma Pi, internatio Wright at an informal banquet hel, James Harper, John Ierin, Marion or, C. M. Ellison, W. M. O'Cain. Ba< rnard Lever, Martin Wetherell, ro idleton, Dever Little, Jr., John Asb, ler, William Houston, and Lewis Wi National Secret Visits Carolina USC's chapter of Delta Sigma Pi, international commerce fra ternity, was visited by its grand secretary-treasurer, Mr. H. G. Wright, on Tuesday, March 6. He was conducted on a tour of the campus by the welcoming com mittee and was introduced to the heads of the departments in the School of Business Administra tion. Mr. Wright remarked that he noticed a few added improvements on the campus since his last visit, I t's Just . . . Two Blocks Why run all over town foi Sunshine's 1415 Gervais short blocks from the U Sunshine and be sure ! IN A HURRY FO Ask for Sunshine's famoui on drycleaning, shirts, Sunmaid-Paks. In by 101. weekdays. On Saturdays, day! S Uld LAUNDRY Al 1415 GERVAIS (at Bull il &as4JS. Sask thero~ al - The answ~er~ Eickmann James Co11.-* Mich3gan ~Marie 2'I LS/M.FT . Y. nal commerce fraternity, is shown t1 in his honor at the Green Derby Dantzler, F. E. Hannon, Frank T. k row: Alan Campbell, Marvin L. n Glover, Reuben R. Wells, Jim ill, Jr., William Stallings, Robert eks, Jr. (USC photo by Manning ary Wright Delta Sigs some ten or twelve years ago, but more especially the enormous ex pansion of the School of Business Administration. A meeting was held that eve ing which Mr. Wright conducted. He showed a slide movie on "The History of Delta Sigma Pi" and' gave a brief talk describing the movie. An informal banquet was held in his honor immediately after the meeting at the Green Derby Res taurant. ro Sunshineto laundry And drycleaning? Street Plant is just TWO .S.C. Campus! Send it to R DRYCL INGP One-Da uality Service ce wor bachelor bundles, a ., out by 5:30 p.m., NINE a.m., out same H NE D CLEANERS )-1500 WOODROW aicd s1o a Ie Sare~ s bra yS Min. gTehu' Y I eaU i-te he * \ort. An Arrow Sh Makes A Man Look H in The Easter Parade! 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