Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Grin W By KEN I The only time a girl won't go to great lengths to please a fellow is when she buys a bathing suit. -(Urchin) * * * Molly: "My husband gave' me one of those new electric blankets. It's wonderful. You ought to get one." ggie: "Humph. -I'd rather ha e my husband recharged." -.--(Urchin) * * * There was a young lady named Ransom Who was loved three times in a hansom. But when she asked for more Came a weak voice from the floor, "My name is Simpson not Samp son." -(Urchin) * * * The hillbilly, with a dizzy blonde hanging on his arm, took the pen handed him by the hotel clerk and signed the register with an X. With a thoughtful look on his face, he hesitated, then circled the X. "A lot of people sign with an X," said the clerk, "But this is the first time I've ever seen one circled." "'Tain't nuthin so dadburn strange about it," replied the hay seed. "When I'm a runnin' around with wild women, I don't use my right name." - (Touchstone) LEARN THE WAY Men's Finest Clothing " Kuppenheiiner " Kingsridge e Alco . SUITS and TOPCOATS N W LT HATS *JStetson coble CLASSY FURNISHINGS COPELAND Co. 1409 MAIN STREET You'd feel the same way if son Dinnjer at the VARESITY RICST flown in frm Maine assure y you'll repecat time and agai PROMI CUii poW.,FOOD - AN OPEN Coeds, Men Stude Administra We feel sure that our prices and try ourp take your laundry and d UNIVI LAUNDRY & D SERi Next Door to P. S. --For your convenIe Lth Ken 'OWELL * * * "Poppa, vot is a vacuum?" "A vacuum is a void." "Yah, I know dot, poppa, vot's le void mean?" --(The Log) * * * "Mommy, Mommy," bawled the little girl. "Daddy just poisoned ny kitty." "Don't cry, Dear, maybe he had Lo," the mother replied sym pathetically. "No, he didn't," screamed the heartbroken child, "he promised me l could do it." -(The Log) * * * Some guys are so lucky that they an take a penny to class and still iet a 3.7 on a true-false quiz. -(The Log) * * * Doc: "I can't find any cause for your trouble. I think it's due to Irinking." Student: "Well,.maybe I'd better ome back some time when you're soher." -(Rivit) r, * * Then there's the story about the awyer who sat up all night trying :o break a widow's will. Civil Engineers Hlold, Initiations Seven new members w e r e nitiated into A.S.C.E., civil en rineering society, Wednesday, Nov. 7. Those.activated were: Ray John ion, Charleston; Charles J. Fergu ion, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Ralph C. Quattlebaum, Columbia; Robert J. Poole, Anderson; Sal J. Orlando, Staten Island, N. Y.; Wendell Murray, Charleston; and Harry Jackson, Pleasantville, N. J. STAT 10 THEATRE Sa rday thru Tuesday . . A. with X d O'BRIEN wedne thru Saturday Char PLIN In "etyAights" -it ~ne invited you to a Lobster R ANT & GR IL L. Fresh lobsters of freshness. It's a taste treat B SERVIC:E 10ON.AUN ST.I LETTER - nzts, Faculty and tive Staff f you, will investigate ro njr service you wIll ry aning to idiJTY RY CLEANING ICE The Canteen race all claim, are seutled >U. Mac 31 udr thesosrhpo 5 . s .. Cit Clu Invte Those Interested In Magic Making Carolina magicians, whether rank amateur or semi-professional, are being sought out by the Pal metto Magic club in Columbia. Palmetto Magic club is the local ring (chapter) of the International Brotherhood of Magicians, a group of magical enthusiasts from all parts of the world. Co-eds are eligible for member ship, too, All /interested students are invited to attend the meetings. Programs at the meetings in clude discussions of the various phases of magic, instruction in tricks and "moves," in addition to outside speakers on various phases of show business. Those interested ! in magic's al lied arts, ventriloquism, hypnotism and juggling, are also eligible for membership. Any university student interested in attending the April meeting or in joining the organization should contact Sherman M. Gordon At 3-6608. 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The principal speaker will be Dr. Hugh E. Satterfield, national presi dent of the society. It's Just Two Blocks Why run all over town fi Sunshine's 1415 Gerval short blocks from the 1 Sunshine and be sure ! IN A HURRY F Ask for Sunshine's famoi Sunmaid-Paks. in by 10 weekdays. On Sat rday dayl LAUN RY A 1415 GERVAIS (at Bu purSU q a One - 0 St'* *.** Internationally Team To Be Sj By DON JOHN HAYS The internationally famous mod ern interpretative dance team of Kayta Delakova and Fred Berk will give a public concert on Satur day, March 31, at Drayton Hall. Announcement of the local ap pearance of the artists was made by Bill Novit, president of Hillel foundation, which is sponsoring the event. Delakova and Berk have traveled since their earliest youth, perform ing in concert halls, centers, com munity rallies, theaters, colleges and universities before large audi ences. The "Florida-Times Union," of Jacksonville, recently wrote: " . . The dancers completely captured the hearts of a capacity audience. Every movement was a passage of melody that unfolded itself into a symphony of dance." They conduct their own dance groups and choreograph musicals, experimental theater productions, and pageants in New York. They have traveled in Europe, the United States and in the Middle East. The team's art has been de scribed as "dance in the most dy namic sense of the word; based on the diversified study with the fore most teachers of Europe and this country; based on rich human ex periences, vivid expressions of To Sunshine! r laundry and drycleaning? Street Plant is just TWO J.S.C. Campus! Send it to OR DRYCLEANING? as One-Day Quality Service I work, bachelor bundles, a.m., out by 5:30 p.m., by NINE a.m., out same 6HINE ND CLEANERS. II) - 1500 WOODROW I ' '9' . Famous Mode Ponsored By Hi numerous people and landscapes." Their repertoire ranges from essays to legends of different people, from humor to tears. 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