Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Grin W By KEN Many are the subjects taught in school, But everything learned isn't from a text Many students major in pool ... But all are interested in sex. s a " A young co-ed brought charges against an elderly professor and had him sentenced to jail for a long term. As he was led away, a friend approached him. "I know you're innocent," said the friend. "Why did you plead guilty?" "Well," admitted the professor, "the complaint was so flattering I just couldn't resist." -(Ohio State Sundial) + " a And there .was the tugboat that committed suicide when it found out that its mother was a tramp and its father a ferry. -(Mis-A-Sip) " " " Washing windows bored a sweet young housewife and she forgot she was hanging out an open win dow. She lost her balance, fell one floor, and lit in a garbage can. She just sat there, disgustedly. A Chinese student passed by and saw her. not a Natural beauty! . . that's shirts. too. Not l\stitch collar, cuffs and clear 'ut f less as nature meant t in novelty weaves, Van Chic 9Van nI "ethe z orld's I'HILLIPS-JONES CoRP im - Won't W Van Heusen ( Shirts are growing i every day .. . And it has a soft collar t1t no inner linings or a The fold line is wove All this adds up to r1 than you've ever enj White, tan, gray, bit widespread or reguhi 3.95 ith Ken POWELL "Americans velly wasteful," he reflected. "That woman good for ten, twenty years yet." -(Texas Ranger) * * * Chaplain (to prisoner in electric chair): Can I do anything for you? Prisoner: Yes, hold my hand. -(Yale Record) * * * The sailor ordered two dozen roses to be sent to his beloved on her twenty-fourth birthday. "A rose for every precious year of your life," his card read. Then, because the young fellow was one of his best customers, the florist threw in an extra dozen. -(Syracusan) * * * First Gladiator: Give me a steak and make it thick and rare. Second Gladiator: Give me a steak and make it thicker and rarer. Third Gladiator: Chase the damn bull through here and I'll bite him on the run. --(Missouri Showme) * * * Orchestra Leader Sammy Kaye says, "A husband who is paying alimony should charge it up to the high cost of leaving." . I stitch in sight... | on the new VAN CHICK $395 vha aman goes for . .. in sh ing on Van Chick ... t are as pure and stitch b e. In whites, colors or is the new style sensation. S . rinklhe ne I mand oe tar. . asi ntsoritacan're ironeditco. ore. ar, m ie corfort sh inrt e roadcle tr enlar. Impo Shown in the above pictures be given March 8 and 9 at Drayt In the first picture left to rig In the second picture, left te page 5. (Photo by Munn-Teal.) PEP CLUB The Pep Club has erected a new bulletin board in the post office. Each day, a list of stu dents who are patients in the infirmary is posted on this board. Anyone wishing to learn the names of those currently con fined to the infirmary may do so by consulting the Pep Club bulletin board. Four Scholarships Through Nansen I International Scholarships for World Understanding are being given by the Nansen Fund, Inc. Available for 1951-52 are the fol lowing scholarships: One William Clayton Scholarship of $400 for an American student to study at the University of Edin burgh summer school. One Di Giorgio Scholarship of $500 for a student from California to study at the University of Oslo summer school for American stu dents. T w o Maurice Schlumberger Scholarships of 100,000 French francs each, for American students to study at the Institut de Touraine summer school in Tours, France. Two Mrs. Conrad Schlumberger Scholarships of 175,000 French francs each for American students to study one year at the University of Paris. Young graduates and students who have completed their sopho more year are eligible for these scholarships. The purpose of these scholarships is to p)romote world understanding and the students must follow a course of study which will give maximum results in gain ing an understanding of the people of the country in wvhich they are studying. Emphasis will center on con temp)orary life, political, eco nomic and social conditions, and background studies in history and civilization. ver. shirt wrinkle. Mnaw.e, r.. rtant People In "A W 4 are characters from the University P on Hall. ht: Pat Davis, Bill Johnson, Miller L! right: Ethel Mathewes, Flora Jeter Letter About Se Reaches PresiS Rear Admiral Norman M. Smith received the following letter from 1 the VA concerning veteran trainees who will complete their under graduate study in June and wish to continue any course of education subsequent to July 25, 1951. " . . . Existing instructions pro Are Available 'und's Supporters Scholarships are also available to foreign students who wish to c study in the Untea States. For further information write to the Nansen Fund, inc., 826 Nieis Esperson Building, Houston 2, Texas. C Music Scholarship } Is Open To Women The Delta Mu chapter of Delta t Omicron, national professional mu- i sic fraternity, has announced a scholarship contest for women stu dents of music. The $130 scholarship will be c awarded after auditions in Leiber i college, Saturday, March 31, at 3 p. m. The scholarship will cover one year's tuition in the applied music e subject. It will be available only a to a woman student entering the university in the fall, 1951, semes ter as a major in music. Con- d testants may audition in piano, i voice, organ, stringed instruments; or wvind instruments. Applications should state the con testant's name, age, address, and record of musical background y (teacher, etc.), and should be sent 'j to Miss Marilyn McCormac, presi dent, Delta Omicron fraternity, y University of South Carolina, Co Ilumnbia, S. C.s Wwt I Floo. nan Of No Import layers' next performance, a "Woma de. les, Barbara Cloyd, Fred Blackwell, nior Vets mt's Office ride that a change of course may ie considered for satisfactory easons when the course to which he veterai' desired to change, vhile not a part of the course cur ently pursued by him, is a normal >rogression from said course and vill enable him to obtain his edu ational or vocational objective. A ,eteran may change his course of raining only while in training. "The instructions further pro ide for continuous pursuit of the ourse except for conditions which ormally cause interruption to any tudent; therefore, a veteran who ompletes undergraduate study in une. 1951, and who wishes to pro. ,ress to a graduate course in Sep ember, 1951, will be able to do so provided that he files his request VA Form 7-1905e) with the VA n sufficient time to have it pro essed prior to the completion of is undergraduate studies in June, 95-1, and provided he does enter is graduate course at the end of he summer vacation. In the same anner a veteran who timely itiates his course and completes is undergraduate study after the tatutory delimiting date may be uthorized to pursue a graduate :urse in the immediately succeed. g school term if he files his re uest with th,VA prior to the com letion of his undergraduate study nd actually does enter his grad ate course at the end of the sum ier vacation. "The fact that there is a change f institution involved will make no ifference of the veteran's applica ion is otherwise approved, that is, r the conditions specified herein. hove are met. . . . Optimists' Corner . . . From the Lppalachian, Appalachian State 'eachers college, North Carolina Success in this pure world depends pon0 how selfish, jealous, dishonest nd ignorant one can become in the hortest time possible." ra fine quality white broaclh, 4.9r: nice" a of No Importance." The play will Mary Kate Strother. See story on Flu Runs Wild On USC Campus By GERALD MACKEY The infirmary has had its part of the cold and flu epidemic, ac cording to Dr. H. G. Waddell, the university physician. Influenza and colds caused 142 persons during one day last week to receive treatment at the in firmary; six of these were put to bed. The week before, 17 persons were put to bed on the same day. The epidemic, which started Monday two weeks ago, has kept the infirmary partly full, Dr. Wad dell revealed. Fortunately, Dr. Waddell said, "this type of flu lasts only three or four days." It was Dr. Waddell's belief that not only the change in temperature had caused the epidemie, hut atu dents' going to shows or otherwise beincl !n !s.rge crowds was also the cause. In order to avoid having the flu, Dr. Waddell advised that students should "stay out of shows or other wise large congregations, drink plenty of fluids and get lots of sleep. Although all of the beds in the infirmary were filled at times and members of the staff were also get ting sick, Dr. Waddell commented that "the students have been the most cooperative and about the nicest bunch of students we have ever had." Civil Service Tells Of U.S.'s Urgent Need For More Engineers There is an urgent need for en gineers to work in the federal gov ernment in Washington, D. C., and vicinity, university students were informed in a civil service bulletin. The Civil Service Commission in Washington is accepting applica tions now for these jobs which pay from $4,600 to $6,400 a year. To qualify for the engineer examination, applicants must meet a basic requirement of appropriate college study or experience or a combination of the two, and in ad dition they must have had profes sional engineering experience. Pertinent graduate study may be substituted for all or part of this professional experience, depending on the grade of position. No writ ten test will be given. Persons interested in applying may obtain information and appli eation forms at most first- and second-class post offices, from Civil Service regional offices, and from the U. S. Civil Service Coin mission, Washington 25, D. C. Ap plications will be accepted until rurther notice by the Commission's Washington office. Another survey, this one at Idaho state college, showed that almost hale .the coeds there sleep with tedddh" earse pandas or other stuffed toy animals. The "bed eheck" also proved that out of 176 girls in one dormItory, 13 sleep In lighties, while the rest prefer pajamas. No one was reported to ileep in her slip or birthday suit. The Busilness Men Choice at A ATISl@ 1317 S.....e. See College Draft Is Impractical Plan Says 'Look' Mag The college draft deferment plan presented to Congress by Secretary of Defense Marshall and his assist. ant, Mrs. Anna M. Rosenberg is called "an unsound, Impractica hodge-podge" by the issue of "Look" magazine which was re leased Monday. The proposal, which envisions de ferring 75,000 college freshmen each year, was originally put forth by the "Trytten Committee" headed by Dr. M. H. Trytten, a former assistant professor of phy. sics at the University of Pitts. burgh. Under this plan, to continue to be deferred, a student must earn high enough college grades to place him in the upper half of his freshman class, upper two-thirds of his sophomore class, and upper three-fourths of his junior class. This sort of "musical chairs," "Look" states, would pull the chair out from under roughly three out of every four students by the start of the senior year. In other words, out of an original 75,000 freshman students deferred, only 18,750 could hope to survive the highly competitive grades race which would result. The practical effects of such a plan, the magazine says, would be to discriminate in favor of grad. uates of eastern private prepara. tory schools. This would be so be cause the educational aptitude tests now in general use, and which all students would have to take, have been constructed by people who think of the typical training such students receive as constituting "educational aptitude." Seemingly the best advice to the young student, "Look" declares, is to go into military service at once. There is then a better chance of becoming an officer, and, no doubt, by the time the student is a vet eran there will be a new G.I. Bill to pay his way through the college of his choice. However, the magazine con. eludes, the eui-ivni, siaupede ci volunteers indicates that students are not waiting for this advice. They have already given It to them selves! Four Represent Carolina YMCA In Atlanta Meet Four representatives of the Caro lina YMCA were present at the annual meeting of the Southern Area Student Council of the Na tional YMCA which met Feb. 23. 25 in Atlanta, Ga. Those who at tended were Don Saunders, member of the executive committee; Burt Wheeler, secretary of the YMCA; Bobby Smith, and Milton Mazarick. The main b'usiapess consisted of a discussion of the fair share plan of paying dues 'to the national as sociat ion. A recommendation was drawnt up that the plan be studied by~ each local association to be fol lowved by adoption. Two disegssion groups were held, one di' he,"Y in the Present Emier gency, te.by Bart P~eak, director of the University-of Kentucky Y; and one on "Reaching Freshmnen," led by Burt Wheeler. D)r. Harold Lloyd, president of Maryville College, Maryville, Tenun., concluded the conference with a talk on the "Puirpose of the Stu dent Christian Association Move mlent." Approximately 30 schools were rep)resen ted at the meeting. Dance Instruction Is Offered Free A local dance instructor has of fered to hold classes for Carolia students on any night of the week except Monday. Any type of bal room dancing would be taught and there would be no charge. An effort is being made to form a class to meet one night a week for two hours. All who are inlter ested should contact Flinn Hall. I'S GR ILL and Coliege Boys' All Time. I CUSTOMER - Next To Fir. Station