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Increased
Last week Rep. Thomas Evins of Spartan
burg, speaking against education appropria
tions for colleges in the appropriations bill,
said he felt "the state is spending too much
on education and the students not enough."
He said that he felt tuition should be raised
from $80 to $160 a semester in all state
supported schools for white college students
except the law school and medical college.
Their tuition rates, he said, should also be
doubled.
Rep. Evins estimated the average cost per
student at Carolina to be $560 per semester,
compared with the $80 tuition. He proposed
setting up a committee to study the problem
of tuition costs, and if necessary to provide
loans for students payable after graduation.
Rep. Evins was defeated on a roll-call vote
when he attempted to write his suggestions
into the appropriations bill.
We are thankful that Rep. Evins' fellow
lawmakers are not so shortsighted as he.
The future of South Caroli.na, of the United
States, of the world, is in the hands of youth.
If we successfully avoid an all-out atomic
war, or if we survive if all-out war comes,
it is the youth who will step into harness to
lead the world, the United States, South
Carolina, forward.
To double tuition at state-supported col
leges and universities would work undue
hardship on the youth and on the institutions
More Pay
A recent survey by the U. S. Department
of Labor indicates most college teachers are
getting second rate salaries. Scientists, for
example, get the most pay when working for
an industry, a little less when employed by
the government, and least of all when teach
ing at a college.
A proposed bill before the General Assem
bly to increase the salaries of state employees
by twenty per cent would go a long way
toward alleviating the college teacher pay
BILL NOVIT
Let's Be
One of the primary purposes of lar k Wor kman.
athletic teams in colleges and urni- as we w'ouldl who
versities has been to develop good per former on thc
sportsmanship. Although this sen- usually booed th
tence might lead you to believe have shown our
that this column wvill be an expo- ship) in other ina
sition of the professionalism which The' tension<
is so prevalent in college athletics p)layer when sho<
today, this article is not a condem- is great. Is it ne
nation of the athletic participants or three thousi
or of the administration wvhich "boo" and stamp I
fosters this situation, to disturb and an
Instead, the subject of discus- player ? Is this
. sion is you and I-the fans. We, The trouble is
at the university, have been privi- ship has been for
leged in seeing many of the age student has
"greats" or "near greats" in bas- istic towvard his
ketball circles this year, such as feels that wvinnin
Dick Groat, Jimmy Jordan, andl portant thing nos
CROWING FOR A GREATER
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTII CAROL
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Tuition?
as well. Many students are working their
way through Carolina. They want an educa
tion and they are willing to work for it. To
double tuition at this time would force many
of these young men and women to drop out
of school.
Eighty dollars may not seem like much to
Rep. Evins, but to a struggling young ac
counting, engineering, pharmacy, journalism,
or pre-med major trying to dig up tuition,
an added 80 bucks might be the coup de
grace.
When World War II ended, colleges and
universities all over the United States found
a gold mine called Public Law 346 (the G. I.
Bill of Rights). Carolina was among thesE
schools and her enrollment rose to almosi
5000. Now this gold mine is almost worked
out and enrollment has been dwindling
steadily for several semesters. If the General
Assembly wants to see enrollment take a drop
that will make the decline of the last several
semesters seem like an increase, they should
vote Rep. Evins' proposal into law.
Are we better off with 1000 students who
can afford it, attending the university pay
ing $160 per semester tuition, or are we bet
ter off with 3000 attending at $80 per se.
mester? If we are to have adequately trained
men and women to man the controls of our
ship of state, the latter course of action must
prevail.-T. P.
For Profs?
situation in South Carolina. As a whole, the
faculty at Carolina is good. We are lucky
to have such a good group of professors con
sidering the salaries that the university is
able to pay.
We are prepared to endorse the General
Assembly's bill for increased pay for state
employees (teachers included), provided pas
sage of such a bill does not necessitate in
creasing the prevailing tuition at state-sup
ported schools.
i Sports
lather than react tude wvhich is the cause of many
n seeing a great people harping on inter-collegiatc
stage, we have athletics.
esc players and Recently when Wallace Wade
poor sp)ortsman- became Commissioner of the
plpropriate ways. Southern Conference, one of his
mn a basketball first official acts was the ordering
ting a foul shot of athletic dlirectors of the league's
cessary that two 17 schools to ask crowds in the
nd fans should college gyms to treat visiting
heir feet in order teams wvith more respect, an As
noy the opposing sociated Press bulletin recently re
portsmanship? vealed. Carolina students, evi
that sportsman- (dently have paid little attention to
gotten. The over- Wadle's wvordls.
become chauvan- The sportsmanlike attitude of
alma mater, and the players has been generally
e is the only im- good. They have usually been good
v. It is this atti- losers and gracious winners. Per
haps the fanxs can take a lesson ini
sportsma nsh ip from the p)artici
If, Powder Puff Orchids
While on the subject of good1
sports, one cannot help but thinl<
INA' of the fine job done by the Pi Phi'f
and Tr-i D)elt's in preparing such
a fine exhibition as was presented
lents of the last week for the benefit of a
the college worthy cause.
n tcefThese girlIs spent many hours ol
arduous p)ractice in Preparing for
FOM PRICE this game. Many bruises and
AI PERSKY s'ratches were acquired in prep.
AUL FIELD aration of this spectacle. A smallet
ott Wardlaw number than should be expected
Southerland enjoyed the out-come of their man3
Bill Novit hours of hard work. Those wh<
uidy Thigpen were piesent certainly got thehx
darlene Rast money's wor-th, however.
Ken Powell Orchids should also go to th<
Bobby Smith Kappa Delta's for the half-tim(
ta Matthews exhibition which their Corsettex
harlie Wood presented, and, of course, to the
members of ODK, too, for theii
.many hours of hard work in mak
iford, Jr. M. ing arrangements and publiciz
Bloodworth, ing it.
The many fans who sat through
the cold weather to see the game
ga Edwards will all agree that it was a job
ney Mitchel ell dn.
APOLOGIES TO G. C.
The Knic
Once upon a time in the city of
Athens (Greece, that is, not Geor
gia) there lived a governor named
Duke Theseus (we'll call him D.
T. for short). He was a good gov
ernor (almost as good as Jimmy
Byrnes, they say, but we doubt that
he was that good).
D. T. had quite a reputation as a
general, too; sort of a medieval
"Ike" Eisenhower. One day he set
out with six buddies (each of them
took his army along, just in case)
to attack the city of Thebes. The
issue was never in doubt. With the
aid of his trusty blade, D. T. made
mincemeat of the Thebans in
nothing flat. He spied Creon, king
of Thebes, and quickly lopped off
his head, did D. T.
A portion of the spoils of war
was a new battle axe for D. T.
Her name was Hippolyta (Hippo),
and she had a young sister named
Emily (the only decent American
name in the bunch). Hippo asked
D. T. if it was O. K. for Emily to
come to Athens to live with them,
and he replied, "Sure, why not."
(After all, this Emily was a fine
looking tomato.)
Among the prisoners taken at
Thebes were two slightly battered
young knights, Arcita (Art for
short) and Palamon (Pal). They
were badly chopped up by the
trusty blades of D. T. and his fol
lowers, but after six APC's and a
dose of Hadacol administered by
Doc Wodail, a Greek medicine man,
they were as good as new and were
thrown into the local Bastille for
life after being convicted of hack
ing off a few Athenian heads, plus
a few minor charges.
Art tried to make the best of
their predicament, but Pal didn't
dig that clink a little bit. He was
a prince, a knight, an officer. and
a gentleman by congressional de
cree and it was unsporting, he
thought, for D. T. to treat him
in such a manner. And for such a
trifling offense, too. After all, no
body misses the loss of an oc
casional head. We have many sena
tors and other politicians who have
been doing without them for years.
Art walked up and down their
small cell, exercising and singing
"Good Night, Irene," but all Pal
could do was stand by the window
gazing dejectedly out and say,
"Ah, woe is me," and "nuts to that
lousy bum that threw me in this
crummy clink."
Everything must change, how
ever, and one day while gazing out,
bemoaning his fate, Pal spied fair
Emily picking petunias in the gar
deii. BWYOONGG!!! Pal did six
back flips, and bounced off the roof
of the cell, twice. He had seen
some luscious chicks in his day,
but this Emily wvas tops. (Even
more luscious than Lana Turner.)
Tired of Pal's constant moaning,
Art turned around and said in his
best knightly manner, "Shaddup,
you bum, yer constant grip)in'
bodders mec."
''Who's gr ipin','" replied Pal, as
he bounced his head off the barred
wvindlow seventeen times. "Behold
yon luscious tomato picking p)e
tuniias ini yon garden, lBe she
godldess or mortal?'"
"H11ubba - hubba - hubba,'' replied
Art, as his blood pressure hit 276.
"That's the habe for me. She's
mortal all right, and I'll marry her
too, if I ever ge't out of this crummy
hoosegow."
''Hold there, you slob,'' screamed
P'al. "I sawv her first and she's
mine. Il marry her; if I ever get
out of this lousy jail."
Oh, well, the'y both finally de
cided, what are we fightirig for.
WVe'll never get out of jail anyway.
So, they had to c'ontenit themselves
with looking through the barred
wvindo(w and1( drooling every time
Emily came into the gardeni to p)ick
Petunias. They really fared badly
when the petunias were nmot in
One day there came to the city
or Athens a guy knowvn as Duke
Pinthous. lie was a friend of
D). T.'s, b)ut lhe was also a good
drinking buddy of Art's. He called
on his pal, the governor, and they
had a few brews togetheir. Then
he learned that D). T. had his life
long friend and frateirnity brother'
(Alpha Falpha P. U. class of 291
11. C.) under lock and key, he
thought that that was a most un
sporting thing to (1o, and he quickly
mnformed D). T. of his feelings.
kD.~ T.alowed that he sure didn't
knwthat D. P. and Art were
fraternity brother's and he quickly
ordered Art released. He couldn't
overlook the Athenian heads that
Art had hacked off, however, so
he told the Theban knight to hit
the road1 and not to be caught In
A thens town again, or~ he would im
mediately ket dead if he did.
Art packed his toothbrush, said
good-bye to Pal, (who, alas, was a
non-fraternity man) a bega
FROM T. P.
ht's Tale
putting miles between himself and
D. T.'s Pal hollow-ground blade.
Pal sat in his lonely cell, gazing
out into the garden where sweet
Emily was picking petunias. He
cussed his lousy luck and the good
Auck of Art who was free to re
turn to Thebes, round up a few
of the boys, return to Athens, carry
off Emily in the best knightly
fashion, and chop off D. T.'s lousy
head for good measure.
Art, on the other hand, not know
ing when he was well off, cussed
his lousy luck for not being able
to see Emily, and wished he was
back in the clink (the dope).
Finally, he could stand it no
longer. He grew a moustache, got
a henna rinse and a Toni home
permanent, and returned to Athens
in disguise. He took a civil service
exam and got an appointment as
flunky fourth class to D. T. him
self. He was a bright boy, and
in three short years worked him
self up to chief flunky.
His duties were really very easy.
He blew the foam off D. T.'s beer
and poured his Hadacol twice daily.
The rest of the time he spent eye
balling fair Emily, but he was too
bashful to ask her for a date. Be
sides, D. T. didn't pay him enough
money to take a girl out to the
Drive Inn, and no self-respecting
Athenian female would even think
of going out with a fellow who
couldn't take her to the Drive Inn.
Finally, after seven years of
absorbing prison pallor, Pal
gathered his wits, fashioned a dag
ger from his big toenail (which
had grown eighteen inches long),
and pulled the first jail-break in
the history of Athens' Bastille.
He headed for the swamp, figur
ing that D. T. would break out the
hounds, and hid in a clump of
crepe myrtles about six miles from
town. He fell asleep, and while
he dozed, Art happened along, talk
ing to himself as bashful youths
in love are wont to do.
Art's mumbling in his beard
waked Pal and he learned the en
tire pitiable ;tory of his ex-ceil
mate's dilemma.
Pal leaped from the bushes, ac
costed his old prison buddy, and
exclaimed, "You crumbum! Try to
steal my girl, will ya? If I had my
trusty sword, I'd hack off your
lousy head, I would."
When he recovered from his sur
prise, Art answered, "Why Pally,
old pal. Glad to see you. No need
gettifig all upset over this thing.
I'll tell you what I'll do to settle
this thing once and for all."
"What's that?" asked Pal.
"I'll go back to the palace, steal
two suits of armor and a couple
of pretty good blades, bring'them
here tomorrowv morning, and we'll
see wvhich of us really rates the
hand of fair Emily."
"That sounds like a sporting
proposition,'" rep)lied Pal ; so it wvas
agreed.
Next moirni'ng Art returned with
the armor. HIe selected an iron
shirt wvith a newv look collar, while
Pal p)referred the sport style with
the across-chest zipper.
They sqjuared off, raised their
cleavers, and began chopping on
each others skulls, respectively.
Nowv it happened that this same
fine morning D). TI., Hippo, and
Emily were out doing a little deer
hunting in that same swvamp and
they happened uplon the two
youngsters chopping away.
"Hold, w~hat have we here," cried
I). TF. "Don't you fellowvs know it's
against the rules to duel without
a referee. I knowv the officials in
this league are lousy, but rules
are rules you know." lie hadn't
recognizedl either of the battlers.
Realizing that the .jig was up
for him, Pal criedl, ''Kill me, oh
king, for I love sweet Emily. But
kill this erumb)um too, for he is
none other than that wvorthless fra
ternity brother of D). P'.'s."
"What ho, Ill have both your
headls," D. T. replied, but Hippo
an(i Emily intervened and begged
the governor to go easy.
Being a good sport, D. T. agreed
andl decidled to settle this business
once and for all. He bade Art and
Pal to go home to Thebes, recruit
a hundred henchmen each, and re
turn in fifty weeks to do battle for
the hand of sweet Emily; and
Emily blushed redder than the pe
tunias in her garden.
While Art and Pal were off hir..
ing a few gunmen, ID. Tr. set about
building a tremendous amphi
theatre at the site of the forth
coming battle. It wvas really quite
a structure; bigger' than Yankee
Stadium even.
Art and Pal finally returned
with their hundred knights apiece
and the battle was begun. D. T.
had gotten finicky in his old age
as far as cleaving heads was con
cernedl, so he ruled that when a
contestant was clubbed from his
horse, he should be drmae from
OLGA EDWARDS
Appropr
Have you ever heard of t
proverbial banana peel? Well,
on an appropriations bill nom
House.
The-trouble has originate<
propriations in the bill. One o
Jackie Southerland
Another Day
Ring! .. .
"Damn that alarm clock! Tick,
tock, tick, tock, tick . . . Good
gosh! look at the time! That
blasted clock didn't go off again!"
Another day. Another struggle
to rise. More blame thrown on an
innocent clock, whose sound is
heard, then forgotten.
So man rises to go about his
work.
Why?
Man works all year-"to save for
a rainy day," he says. But who
wants to take a vacation in Florida
on a rainy day?
The sour expression, gruff tones,
tired body, and grim disposition
of many a businessman indicates
that he hates his work, that he is
sick of it, that he has become an
automaton, but knows no remedy
for his ills.
He rises in the morning, goes to
work, comes home, goes to bed,
rises in the morning, and so on, in
an only occasionally broken circle.
Man goes to work while it is yet
gloomy and comes home after day
is gone. Maybe once or twice some
soul looks from the window and
sees the blue sky and smells the
warm earth, but the slave in him
turns back to the desk. -
Thus the monotony of life goes
on, depriving man of life itself.
But every once in awhile, a free
spirit breaks away from this bur
lesque of living, and he is called
a black sheep. Society gossips and
whispers. The black sheep is put
into the closet with the rest of the
delicious family skeletons, to be
forgotten.
And society rises, and wotks,
and returns, and sleeps, and drons
on and on and on and on.
(Note: Yes, I did have my first
go at a job this summer. Yes, I
did look out of the window and
long for a seashore, a swim, a hike.
Yes. I did hate my job. No, I didn't
quit work. I needed the money.
And my life droned on and on and
on for the eternity of a summer.)
BARBARA McSWAI
Recipe Fd
As this column is m the making,
lazy sunshine with colored flecks
of (lust is pouring onto the des5k
next to the typewriter. It is the
warmest (lay of this winter, andl
peop)le outside are in shirtsleeves
and short sweaters.
There's a boy crossing the cami
p)us with his shoe untied. He just
stumbled over it and is looking
for a p)lace to sit dowvn and tie it.
He might just as well quit look
ing. Every bench is filled with
couples taking advantage of this
sudden pseudlo-summer.
An old friend, enveloped in a
huge, grotesque, flowvery, plastic
apron, just dIropped by. lie's get
ting mlarriedl in May and had to
describe the house they're to live
in, the furniture they're going to
buy, etc., etc., etc. Why do all en
gagedl people think everybody is
wild to hear all about everything
they (do? (The apron was some
thing he'd just bought, to wvash
dishes in.)
the pit and not allowed to re-enter
(no free substitution rule in those
days).
The battle raged for quite a
while until finally Art cut loose
with a terrific haymaker that
knocked l'al halfwvay across the
arena.
"Hold, enough, desist, and all
that tommy-rot," D. T. cried. "Art
is hereby declared the winner of
this-here scrap and is the new
champeen. He shall wed fair
Emily."
Upon hearing this good news,
Art (a natural-born smart aleck)
charged across the arena toward
the fifty-yard-line where Emily
and Hippo were seated. His horse,
mistaking Hippo (who tipped the
scales at 303) for a dragon, shied
away, and Art, plus 293 pound.
of armor, came crashing down head
first to the ground.
iations...
hat proverbial slip-up on that
it seems that someone slipped
floating around in the State
I mainly in the lump sum ap
f the most prominent of these
is the amount for the UNIVER
SITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
The appropriation, for $1,639,155
for 1951-1952, was approved Fri
day. *
However, members of the House
did object because it was not item.
ized. No definite statement said
that it provided for raises for pro
fessors, a serious consideration
which the members can well ques.
tion if they wish to maintain any
sort of faculty on their state cam.
pus. One member said that these
increases were understood. To be
understood may not be enough.
The salaries of the president
and the assistant president are
listed at $.7,500 and $5,170, respec.
tively. IHowever, f<Ir deans with
administrative duties, $43,280 is
given without saying hQw many
there are. The same thing is done
with administrative assistants, in.
cluding student assistants, with
salaries amounting to $86,500.
Under deans and head professors,
a total of $12:3,300 is appropriated;
professors, $121,000; associate pro.
fessors, $173,500; instructors,
$1t)0,000 and student assistants,
$17,500.
We can readily understand the
legislators' concern over the lack
of itemizing in the bill and are
glad to see that they are thinking
enough to recognize the danger in
such a lack.
Again, we realize that complete
itemization would be impossible,
especially in the field of student
assistants, but we do think that
such information should be given
when the request from the univer
sity is made. We are sure if the
bill is sent back for rewriting, this
information will be given to the
satisfaction of the members of the
legislature.
But one final thing, gentlemen,
please don't cut our bill this year
we've got one foot in the grave
and the other on the banana peel
-that banana peel is slipping fast.
\r Success
It's so prIetty and calm andl satis
fied-feeling today that ther'e just
dloesn't seemi to be an awful lot
to talk about, biesides how I ucky
we are.
TJhere is one thing, though, along
that line. Something that Andre
Maurois talked about at tIhe last
assembly.
lie said something about reC
ality's not being made by the
events that happen in outr lives,
but by the interp)retations and
meanings we apply to them. This
sort of leaves the past, piresent and
future sqjutarely up to us.
If that maxim is as logical as it
soundtis, then we should have a lot
fewer comnplaints and mu ich less
unhaippiness. Maybe if we all took
more responsibility for outr suC
cesses and failur'es and admitted
that the outcome of our under
takings was largely up to us, we
wvould work harder to make them
successful. Consequently, we could
make a bettetr reality for ourselves.
It's a thought, anywvay, for ai
sunny, sutmmery afternoon.
Although he survived the terrific
battle, that fall was too much for
poor1 Art, andl he got himself dead
thr'ee days hence.
This tragic turtn of events almost
left Emily an old( maid, but D. T.
came to the rescue and called the
maiden and Pal into his study and
ordlered them to look for a justice
of the pleace and get married im
mediately, if not sooner,
Nowv you may think that Pal
was the final winner in this deal;
but he wvasn't. While wvaiting all
these years for a lover, Emily had
turned ftrott a beautiful tomato
into an ov'er-r'ipe prickly pear' and
Pal was stuck with her for life.
Many times after' that lie wished
th'at lie had gotten dead that day
instead of his cousin Art. (We
forgot to mention before that they
were sixth cousins, twice removed,
on their mother's side.)