The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 12, 1951, Page Page Six, Image 8
Tongue i
The fellow who thinks that
"evening" means the same thing
as "night" should note the effect
that it has on a gown.
" * *
Do you realize that your wife is
telling everyone you can't keep her
in clothes ?
That isn't the half of it; I bought
her a house and I can't keep her in
that either.
* * *
A psychologist is a guy who,
when a beautiful girl enters the
room, watches everyone else.
* * *
She: "I'm a good girl."
He: "Who asked you?"
She: "No one."
He: "No wonder you're a good
girl."
* *- *
Up to sixteen, a lad is a Boy
Scout, but after sixteen, he be
comes a Girl Scout.
* * *
Many a sober-faced little lamb
goes riding in the moonlight and
comes home with a sheepish grin
on her face.
* * *
She "Now what, are we stopping
for?"
He: "I've lost my bearings."
She: "Well, at least you are orig
inal; most fellows run out of gas."
* * *
Professor to noisy class: "Order,
please."
Voice from rear of the room:
"Two beers."
* * *
Co-ed: "I want some lipstick."
Clerk: "What size, please?"
Co-ed: "Oh, three rides and a
houseparty."
Campus In
Num i
It
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hesu
may have caused pan'
friend was unper
one-puff or os
conclusive. Proof of cigi
And that's exactly
T he sensible test - th
which simply asks you to
smoke - on a pack a
judgments neede,
and only Camels - for
(T for Throat, T for 'I
More People
fhaon any @1
In Cheek
Miss Gurgle: "I hear they had a
big fight at the party last night.
Were you mixed up in it?"
Betty Burp: "No, I just sat tight
all evening."
" " "
Sweet young wife: "Now over
in this corner, we'll have a love
seat-over there, we'll have a
loveseat, and here by the fireplace
we'll have another love seat."
Decorator: "My word, do you
call this a living room?"
Young wife: "Why, of course-if
it isn't living, I don't know what
it is!"
" " "
SIGNS AROUND THE CAMPUS
"Do not pass this door with
shoes on" . . . "We Have Made
An Agreement With The City
Banks-They Wash No Clothes,
We Cash No Checks" . . "Feed
the tiger" . . . "This Table Re
served at 504 Per Hr. No Game
Play" . . . "Please Shut Me Up
Thanks" . . . "Filled up-do not
enter" ... "Jimmie is a meanie!"
. . . "Carry your valuables down
in the pool" . . . "Poor Clemson"
. .. "Please leave papers on the
rods!" . . . "Beat Duke" . .
"Individual Practice 254 Per % Hr.
NO Credit-R. G. Bell" . . . "This
one for Rex" . . "Stop Duke"
"Henry's unpardonable sin" .
"Go!! Gamecocks!!" . . . "Let's
keep the station clean!" . . . "Keep
off the track" . . . "Join the Reds!"
... "Notice-clean-up duty today
Charles Floyd" . . . "Beat Clem
son" . . . "This Is Your Dressing
Room-Help Keep It Clean" . . .
"Gonna get to S. C.? Then Bust!!"
. . . "Go get 'em" . . "Caution
drive slowly-entrance & exit" ...
"Door is broken. Please close
gently!" . . . "Beat N. C."
erviews on Cig
sr 10...THE PA
dden rash of quick-trick cigarette
la-monium on the campus - but
turbed. Hie pondered the facts of ti
ic-sniff tests ..,. single inhale and
rette mildness doesn't come that fa
why we suggest . ..
S30-Day Camel Mildness Test
try Camels as your steady
fter pack, day after (lay basis. No
1. A fter you've enjoyed Camels -
30 days in your "T-Zone"
aste), we believe you'll know why
Smoke Cami
her eigure ft.!
Review
Ray Turgeon, center, of Fall Rii
in-chief of "The Carolina Review" I
Jimmie Howle, left, of Hartaville,
of the current semester. At right is
manager.
Christophersen Is
Named To Group
For Fourth Year
Prof. Merrill G. Christophersen,
director of forensics at the uni
versity, has been elected for the
fourth consecutive year as a mem
ber of the national committee to
select teams for the national de
bating tournament.
Four members, elected by out
standing coaches, compose the com
mittee which selects four teams
from the area east of Mississippi
and south of Ohio.
Christophersen was also selected
a member of the National Resolu
tions committee of Pi Kappa Delta,
forensic fraternity. This commit
tee votes Jupon changes and pro
ceedings in the national picture.
arette Tests &
NDA
"Let's
et down to
ear fCts
tests
ur scholarly
ie case and decided that
exhale comparisons are hardly
ist!
snap
Editors
11.
er, Mass., has been elected editor
or the spring semester succeeding
who will be graduated at the end
Cleve Laird, of Columbia, business
wUSC
Station
Breaks
By HARRY D. SMITH
WUSC recently received a na
tional mention in the IBS bulletin.
It was mentioned that we were
"first" among college radio sta
tions as far as broadcasting hours
are concerned.
It has been announced that the
girls in Sims are now allowed to
call in requests to the radio sta
tion after 9 p. m. Dean Childs
made this possible after conference
with Billy Hay.
Last week the university and
WUSC were pleased to have a
visitor from England. The lady
was brought over to the station by
Dr. J. B. McConaughy. It was the
first college radio station ever vis
ited by her and she was impressed.
Unfortunately we did not get her
name.
"Magic for My Lady," a fashion
show heard every Wednesday
afternoon at 3:30, is a timely com
ment on fashion and charm written
especially for the co-eds of the
campus by "Jeff" Pickelsimer
with Jennine Fair as Alice Eliza
beth, the commentator. A new
feature added in the hopes of serv
ing the ladies of Carolina.
Tomorrow station members will
sand and varnish the floors of the
reception room. Recently the stairs
were covered with rubber mats
which is quite an improvement.
RCA Victor has been added to
the Disc Jockey record releases
received by WUSC through the
mail. We now receive records
from King, Alladin and RCA Vic
tor.
Ray Turek, George Sima and
Dick Duncan went to Madison
Square Garden and recorded the
game between the Gamecocks and
LIU. Don Blodgett was the engi
neer.
University Press
Display Requested
By Chias. Museum
The Charleston Museum has re
rjuested that the display of books
published by the university press
and the technical exhibits tracing
the printing of books from manu
icripts to finished book page now
rn exhibit at the Columbia Mu
seum of Art be moved to Charles
ton for display there, Mrs. Louise
Jones DuBose, editor of the Press,
das announced.
The exhibit includes copies of the
i3 books published by the Press
since it was founded in 1945.
More than 200 persons attended
Spreview reception at the Colum
ia Art Museum last Monday eve
ting. The reception was held in
tonor of various authors, illus
rators, photographers and other
~ontributors to the publications of
~he Press.
The exhibit will be displayed on
he first floor galleries of the art
nuseum through Sunday, Dec. 17.
GI Trainir
Seven Mor
Veterans of World War II plan
ning GI Bill education and train
ing are reminded that the July 25,
1951, cut-off date for starting
Includes Carolina
Fourteen Lecturinp
Research Fellowsh
Allocation for 14 university lec
turing or advanced research fellow
ships in several fields have been
made to universities throughout
the United States by the State De
partment. This allocation Includes
the university.
Fields which have been sug
gested for lecturing and research
are: morphology of vertebrates,
paleontology, zoology, applied ge
netics, physical chemistry, X-ray
analysis of crystalline structures,
mathematics, powder or chemical
metallurgy, fluid mechanics, ap
plied hydraulics, gas turbines,
ultra high-frequency radio-tele
phoning, radiology, radiosotopy,
Phi Epsilon Nu
Story Contest
Is Announced
Phi Epsilon Nu journalism fra
ternity has announced a short
story contest open to all students
enrolled in the university, Tom
Price, president, has announced.
Manuscripts should be mailed to
James Inabinet.te, contest chair
man, Box 2018, Campus. The final
deadline is February 16. The
stories may be on any subject the
author chooses, and maximum
length should be 2500 words. Pro
fessors M. B. Seigler and W. Y.
Wagener of the English depart
ment will act as judges.
The winning short story will be
published in the final issue of "The
Carolina Review," and the author
will be presented a key in the
shape of the fraternity emblem on
University Awards Day.
Manuscripts will be returned to
the entrants if they so desire.
Fraternity Wins
Scholastic Award
For Second Year
National officers of Phi Epsilon
Pi fraternity announce that the lo
cal chapter has w~on the scholastic
award for the nation in a contest
among the 35 chapters of the na
tional social fraternity for the sec
ond straight year.
Phi Epsilon Pi was also the re
cipient of the Inter-fraternity
scholarship cup in a contest be
tween the fraternities on the uni
versity camp)us.
At the fraternity's national con
vention held in Philadelphia dur
ing the Christmas holiday, the
South Carolina chapter was repre
sented by past president Charles
Bernstein and the alumni associa
tion was represented by Hyman
Fechter. The main decision arrived
at at the convention was never to
bart a man from membership be
cause of his race or religion, in
accordinig with the principles of the
National Inter-fraternity Council.
Ochs and Meriwether
Attend Chicago Meet
Drs. R. L. Meriwether and R. D.
Ochs, of the history department,
recently returnod from the annual
meeting of the American Histori
cal Association held in Chicago
dluring the Christmas holidays. At
least 500 persons attended repre
senting most of the countries' uni
versities.
Lisbeth Wolfe
1643 MaIn Five Points
ig Cut-Off
rths Away
courses is only seven months
away, Edward B. Turner, South
Carolina Regional Manager of the
and Advanced
ips Allocated
American architecture *lth special
attention to structural design, cir
cular construction and new building
materials.
Applications should be submitted
between Dec. 15, and Jan. 15, 1941.
Requests for application forms and
further information should be ad
dressed to the Executive Secretary,
Committee on International Ex
change of Persons, Conference
Board of Associated Research
Councils, 2101 Constitution Av
enue, Washington 25, D. C.
Opportunities for graduate study
are not included in this announce
ment.
Campus
Briefs
POST OFFICE
Mail sent to ther students on
the campus does not require
postage. Campus notices writ
ten on slips of paper will not be
distributed unless placed in en
velopes. Also no packages can
be insured or registered.
Post office boxes which do not
work properly should be re
ported to Joe Lawrence, post
master.
HYPATIAN
Nuizae, have been submitted and
voted on for membership in the
Hypatian Literary Society. Plans
for an initiation followed by a ban
quet for the new ititiates are being
made. The names of the girls in
vited to join will be announced at
the banquet.
To qualify for admission into the
society, a co-ed must have made a
"B" in one of her English classes.
BAPTIST STUDENTS
The iocal Baptist Student Cen
ter was host to the South Caro
lina Mid-Year Planning confer
ence of the state-wide Baptist
Student Union January 5-6.
Olga Edwards, editor of the
Signal, spoke to the group con.
cerning state publicity, and Anne
Williams, president of the Uni
versity B.S.U., spoke on the de
votional chairman of the Baptist
Student Union.
K S K meets Wednesday night
at 7:00 p. in., In the Euphradlan
Hall. Members are urged to attend.
SENIOR EXAMS
Comprehensive senior exami
nations groups I and II were
given by the University Person
nel Bureau Jan. 8, 9, 10, and 11.
These examinations were held in
the N.R.O.T.C. Armory.
The examinations were set up
for 316 students, 61 of which
were voluntary. The score rank
of each student taking the ex
aminations will be recorded on
his permanent record in the Reg
istrar's office.
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BULOVA WAT(
ELGIN W4
SPDEni
Date Only
For Vets
Veterans Administration, has an
nounced.
This coming spring school term
will be the final such term most
veterans may enter or re-enter
before the deadline, the V. A.
manager said. So if they plan to
enroll it's not too early to start
making arrangements now.
The 1951 deadline applies to
most World War II veterans .
those discharged from service be..
fore July 25, 1947. Those di.
charged after that date have four
years from their discharge date in
which to begin.
Veterans actually must have com
menced their training by the cut
off date if they want to continue
afterwards, according to Mr.
Turner. A veteran must be in
training on that date unless he has
temporarily interrupted his course
for summer vacation or for other
reasons beyond his control.
Once he completes or discontin.
ues his course of GI Bill training
after the deadline, he may not
start another course. Also, he must
meet the following two post-dead.
line requirements:
He will be expected to pursue his
training "continuously until com
pletion, except for conditions which
normally would cause interruption
by any student."
He may change his educational
objective "only while in training
and then for reasons satisfactory
to the administrator." Public Law
610, which permits a veteran te
make a first change of general
fields of study merely by applying
for it, will not be in effect after
the cut-off date, Mr. Turner said.
Veterans who have taken GI
Bill Pre-Medical or Pre-Dental
courses but have not yet gained
admittance to medical or dental
schools, will be permitted to start
medical or dental training when
ever an accredited school has room
for them-even if it's after the
cut-off date.
They must, Turner cautioned, es
tablish the fact that they applied
for admission each year after
completing their GI Bill prelim
inary training. The special provi
sion applies regardless of whether
a veteran's pre-medical or pre
dental studies end before or after
July. 25, 1951.
The final category consists of
veterans who finish GI Bill under
graduate courses and intend to go
ahead with graduate training
which would start after the dead
line date.
V. A. regulations provide they
may do so, as long as they file An
application for their advanced
training sometime before they
complete t h e i r undergraduate
work. They also must meet two
other requirements. They must
start the additional training at the
end of their summer vacation pe
riod, and the graduate course must
be a "normal progression" of pre
vious studies.
Turner emphasized that most
veterans may not receive training
after July 26, 1966, the wind-up
date of the program.
The only exception consists of
those who enlisted or re-enlisted
between Oct. 6, 1946, and Oct. 6,
1946, under the Armed Forces Re
cruitment Act. Those veterans
have four years from the end of
their enlistment or re-enlistment
period in which to begin GI Bill
training, and nine years from the
end of that period in which to
finish.
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