The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 19, 1950, Page Page Three, Image 3
There was a young girl from St.
Bride's
Who ate green apples and died
Within the lamented
.The apples fermented
Making cider insider insides.
* *
George: "We certainly had
good time last night on ten cents.
Jean: "Yeah, I wonder how little
brother spent it."
* * *
"Had some tough luck in court
this morning."
"How's that?"
"Arrested for kissing a woman,
then the judge saw the woman and
fined me ten dollars for being
drunk."
* * *
"Why on earth do all the fellows
call Liz 'muscles'?"
"Why! 'Cause they all want her
in their arms, of course."
* * *
Then there was the farmer's
daughter who always went out with
city slickers because farm hands
were too rough.
* * *
Examiner to woman motorist:
"And what is the white line down
the middle of this road for?"
Woman: "Bicycles."
-Hornet
'Happy Birthday'
Opens Wednesday
At Town Theater
"Happy Birthday," a comedy
fantasy, will open at the Town
Theater Wednesday. This will be
the final play of the season for
Town Theater.
The play, which ran for two
years in Broadway's Broadhurst
Theater, tells the story of a meek
librarian who decides to learn
something outside her books. Anita
Loos is the author.
Elizabeth Belser will handle the
leading role of Addis Bemis in the
Town Theater's production. Dan
Burns will portray the bank clerk.
"Corky" Carpentry, a university
student, will play a beauty shop
operator, the third main part.
The production runs from May
24 until 30.
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Waiter: "And how did you find
your steak, sir?"
Customer: "I just lifted up one
of the green peas and there it was."
* * *
"Well, doctor, was my operation
a success?"
"I'm not your doctor. I'm St.
Peter."
* * *
Dr. Haight was explaining to his
congregation the difference be
tween faith and scientific knowl
edge. "Now, brethren, it's like this.
There's Brother Johnson sitting on
the front bench with Sister John
son and the five little Johnsons.
She knows that they're her chil
dren - that's knowledge. He be
lieves they're his children - that's
faith."
Pep Club Has
Variety Show
For Students
One of the most informal shows
on this campus in several years
was presented by the Gamecock
Pep Club Thursday night, May-11,
in Drayton Hall.
George Vright, former student
body president, was master of cere
monies and performed with his
"barber-shop" quartet between
acts.
Acts in the variety show in
cluded: Boo DuBose singing and
playing the guitar; Smoky Felder
at the piano; Choppy Simmons do
ing impersonations of famous sing
ers; the dance tehm of Nancy
Jowers and Gordon Stanton; Shera
Lee Ellison singing; a tumbling
act by Possum Clement, Gene Stan
ley, and Thomas Mace; four vocal
selections by Connie Magoulis;
"Slaughter on 10th Avenue," a
modern dance with Patsy Jones,
Dusty Rhodes, Gordon Stanton, Joe
Ruth, Helen Owens, Bunker Cox,
and Lindy Lane; Pat Waring sing
ing; and an act by Dick Marelli.
At the conclusion of the pro
gram Wright called upon Willie,
the janitor, who sane "Stormy
Weather."
Dr. Finley
Dr. David E. Finley, director of
t he National Gallery of Art in
Washington, D). C., will speak at
the university graduation exer
cises which will begin at 10:30
a. m. on June 5 (Monday). The
honorary degree of Doctor of Lit
erature will be conferred upon
Doctor Finley at that time.
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Believe Me"
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Mark STEVENS
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Alpha
Members of Alpha Kappa Gai
seated, left to right: Carolyn Al<
Herbert, Sybil Patrick, Eleanor '1
are, standing same order: Carolyi
Miley, Margie Teague, Beth Filli
Caldwell, Barbara Raffield, Joann
Harris)
New Curriculum
Plans To Train
Church Workers
A new program of study at the
university for students interested
in church work was annpunced last
week by President Smith.
The College of Arts and Science
and the School of Business Ad
ministration have prepared a
course of study specifically de
signed for students wishing to work
as church secretaries and to assist
in the religious educational pro
gram of the church.
Dean Joseph E. Norwood of the
College of Arts and Science and
Prof. George W. Tomlin, acting
dean of the School of Business Ad
ministration, said that the new
course of study in religious and
secretarial education will lead to
the bachelor's degree.
The new curriculum includes a
broad general program of liberal
subjects, secretarial courso in the
department of Secretarial Science,
and courses in Bible and Religion
in that department of the College
of Arts and Science.
Dr. Lauren E. Brubaker, Jr.,
head of the department of Bible
and Religion, and Prof. F. DeVere
Smith, head of the department of
Secretarial Science, cooperated in
developing the new curriculum and
will serve as faculty advisers for
students enrolled.
'Gamecock' Editors
To Be Announced
-Editors and staff of Tlhe Game
cock will hold their semi-annual
banquet tonight at 8 p. mi. at the
Market restaurant. Invitations
have been sent to working members
of the staff and to members of the
board of publications.
Announcement wvill be made at
this time of the names of the new
editors. The new staff will pub
lish next week's issue of this news
paper.
Forrest Fowler
Elected Chairman
Of AIEE and IRE
Forrest H. Fowler was elected
Chairman of the American Insti
tute of Electrical Engineers and
the Institute of Radio Engineers
at a joint meeting of the organiza
tion May 4.
Other officers and their capaci
ties for the fall term include Wil
liam J. Wright, vice-chairman of
the AIEE; William T. Price, vice
chairman of the IRE; Eugene C.
Benbow, general treasurer; and
secretary of AJEE, Walter P. Rus
sell.
Asa Edens and Charles W. Cox
*were elected as delegates to the
Joint Engineering Council.
Prof. R. W. Weaver was elected
counselor of the IRE for the com
ing year.
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'eyssier, Sally Stevens, Julia Walfc
I Busbee, Ann Mood, Irene Herty,
agim, Barbara Mc Swain, Doris Mct
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'Y' Senior
Award Day
Held Friday
Annual "senior d,y" at the 'Y'
was held Friday, May 12, at the
regular junior-senior meeting.
At that time Mr. Bell presented
devotional books, either New
Testaments or "Diary of Private
Prayer," to approximately 20
seniors in recognition of faithful
service in the 'Y'
Those receiving books included
George Wright, Beth Fillingim, Le
lan ' Williams, Rita Webb, Larry
Wilson, John Mason, Bert Bowers,
Dick Dunham, Jack Hand, Charlie
MacGill, Ted Nealy, Blaire Turner,
Ann Davis, Jane Dowe, Paula
Harris, Bill Sanders, Annie Louise
Pressley, and Dessa Turkette.
Beth Fillingim a n d George
Wright thanked the group on be
half of the seniors. Marie Ed
wards gave the farewell address.
Events S
This space will carry each wee
ganizational, meetings, socials, an
campus in general. Such infori
GAMECOCK office by Monday, 3
event.
FRIDAY, MAY 19
1:00 p. m. - Junior-Senior Y
Council, Flinn Hall.
SUNDAY, MAY 21
10:00 a. m. - Wesley Founda
tion meets at Washington
street Methodist Church.
4:00 p. m.-Hillel Society. Tree
of Life Church.
5:30 p. m.-Canterbury Student
Church Service, Trinity Epis
copal Church.
6,:00 p. m.-Canterbury Supper
(followed by program), Trin
ity Episcopal Church.
7:15 p. m.-Vespers, Universit y
Chapel.
MOND)AY, MAY 22
1:00 p. m.-Freshman Y Coun
cil, Flinn Hall.
1:00 p. m.--Vespers Committee,
Flinn Hail.
3:00 p. m.-Gamecock Staff Be
gins Work, Publication Build
ing.
7:00 p. m.--"Y" Open House
Dancing, Games, Ref resh
ments.
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Coeds, Men Stude
Adm inistrat
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our prices and try out
take your laundry and
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mbers
who were tapped on May 2, are,
Olga Edwards, Polly Harris, May
er, and Pat Wilson. Old members
Ann Davis, Jane W. Dowe, Greta
lary, Betty Mood, Lou Oswald, Lib
ha Petty. (USC Photo by Manning
Alpha Delta Pi's
Will Be Moved
From Wauchope
Wauchope house will not be used
as a coed dormitory for the 1950
51 terms, Mrs. Arney R. Childs,
dean of women, said this week.
Alpha Delta Pi sorority, which is
now in the east part of the house,
will move to Sims dormitory by
next fall. Pi Beta Phi sorority
moved from the west part of the
house, February of this term, to
Sims.
The ADPi's will use the east par
lmr in Sims for a sorority room.
Wauchope house will be used
during this summer term for mar
ried couples with no children. Re
quest for a room in Wauchope
house for the summer school should
be made to Dean Orin F. Crow.
Definition of a hangover: The
moaning after.
;chedule
k the time, date and place of or
d other events of interest to the
nation should be left at THE
p. m., of the week preceding the
TUESDAY, MAY 23
1:00 p. m. - Baptist Student
Union luncheon.
5:00 p. m.-Euphrosynean Lit
erary Society, Eup radian
Hall.
WEI)NESD)AY, MAY 24
5:00 p. mi.-Co-Ed A ssocia tion,
Euphradian Hall.
6-0t) p. mn. - Westminster Fel
lows'hip Supper, First Pres
hyterian Church, Marion and
l.ady Streets.
6:30 p. m.-Wesley Foundation
Supper Club at Washington
street Methodist Church.
THIIURSD)AY, M AY 25
1:00 p. in-Sophomore Y Coun
cil, Flinn Hall.
7:00 p. m.-Christian Service
Club, Flinn Hall.
-7:00 p. m.-Alpha Phi Omega
Service Fraternity, Legare
"102."
7:00 p. m.-Vespers at Baptist
Student Center, 1618 Pendle
f on street.
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Names Of
Professors
Seven professors are leavit
retiring next month. Retirinr
of Journalism, and Professor
sor of Education. Those whc
elsewhere are: Professor Lo
Abernathy, Miss Alice Purce
fessor Marguerite Abel, Miss
Frank Wardlaw.
Professor Fink will leave :
David Parrish
Elected Head
Of Euphradian
David Parrish, Rock 11 il. was
elected president of the Euphradian
Society at a imeeting last Tuesday
night.
Other new officers are: Harvey
Golden, Columbia. V ice-pr esilent
Gary Newton, Jr., Centenary, see
retary; Donald M. Covington, Rock
Hill, treasurer; Bill Gibbes, harts
ville, critic; Clifford Gaddy, finan
cial secretary; Emeric Fischer,
Beaufort, historian; Arthur Rosen
blum, custus forum, Laurens; Ray
ford Gambrell, Greenwood, torre
sponding secretary; Sam Nanning,
Spartanburg, and Clifford Leon
ard, Lake Forest, Ill., board of pub
lications, and Hill Nov it. Charles
ton, reporter.
13 Class Reunions
Planned For June
By Alun i Office
University classes of 18X5, 18tm.
1895, 1900, 1905, 1910, 1915, 1920.
1925, 1930, 1935, 1940, and 1915
will hold reunions at commence
ment.
The Alumni Day activities are
set for June 5, at 1 p. m., when the
general reunion luncheoi will be
held in a big tent on the main
campus.
Registrationr will lbegii at 9:30
a. m. in the Alumni Office in
Lieber College. After the gradua
tion exercises, the Alumni Associa
tion will meet in the University
Chapel.
A fter the luncheon, informal
open-air reunions of class groups,
campus tours, and exhibits of
schools and departments will be
the attractions.
Class suppers that night, as ar
ranged by committees of the re
union classes, will end the day's
program.
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P H E .IPS-JONES CORPaten
rage Tnree
Leaving
Listed
g the university and two are
are Iean S. C. I)ePass, Dean
Eva L. Quattlebaum, Profes
are leaving for employment
uis A. Fink, Professor J. L.
1, Professor J. C. Cosby, Pro
Marie Ilodges and Professor
o" a position as Professor of
t i" at t he \ 'irmont State Con
servatory of Mlusic in Bur!ington.
erno't. In addition to his teach
ing activities. he will play in the
Vernront State Symphony. Mr.
F'ink has been in the Inusic depart
mnent and director of the band at,
the university. lie received his
A.B. degree from Oberlin and M.M.
from Michigan in 193:3.
Professor Abernathy, whose
plans were not available, has
taught here for a year. He is a
graduate of the University of Cali
fornia and received his Ph.D. at
Northwestern University.
Miss Alice Purcell, instructor of
music, was graduated from Salem
College and received her M.A. from
Coldmbia University in 1945. Her
plans are not complete.
Professor J. C. Cosby of the en
gineering department will remain
in Columbia. He is joint owner
of radio Station WKIX and will
do work there. He received his
B.S. in Electrical Engineering here
in 1942.
Miss Marguerite Abel, instructor
in Spanish, will be away on leave
of absen,ce until September, 1951.
She received her A.B. and M.A.
degrees froin t he university and
I>ilplomes des Estudes, U niversite
de Poitiers in 1929.
Miss Marie Hodges, instructor of
music, will also be on leave of ab
sence next year. She was grad
uated from the university in 1945.
Professor Wardlaw will serve as
h!:dfthe University Press, Uni
versity of Texas. lie has been as
soCiate professor of journalism
here.
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