The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 31, 1950, Page Page Five, Image 5
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Out For Yow
By BARBAR
Write a feature. Ha, ha. Tha
So I proceeds to write. I'm k
10 minutes of fast thinking an
writer, I whiz into the editorial
of journalistic endeavor down
"Are you crazy!" the editor
yelps, forgetting to put a question
ing inflection in her voice. "This
is the trashiest piece of drivel
you've ever written, if qne piece
could be called worse than the
others."
She flings it disdainfully into
the wastepaper basket. "A blither
ing idiot could do better than this,"
she adds as an afterthought.
I resent being classed as below
j blithering idiot, because I learned
in psychology there ain't no such
class and I'm the kind that craves
companionship, so I start back to
-work.
Man, this time I really give it
everything 'I got. My whole
sparkling personality is reflected
in that delicately chiseled, perfect
ly balanced feature. It^,?
Witty? Intellectual? Simple? Kid,
it's got everything. It's got IT.
I triumphantly stomp back into
headquarters. "Here!" I shout hap
pily. "I will collect royalties from
this as they come in. No hurry."
(I always try to be as magnani
mous as possible.)
She reads it and a look - I'm
telling you, fella - of absolutely
maniacal joy comes into her eyes.
She looks almost delirious.
"This is it," she sobs as she pulls
out a .22 and shoots a hole in her
head.
I don't know what it is but lots
of people have reacted to my ar
ticles that very same way. I would
stop writing, but as I say, I'm a
magnanimous gal and I'm willing
to sacrifice a few lives to give the
world the benefit of me.
Research Shows
Class Size Effect
Recent research on the effect of
class size on student discussion
seems to indicate that the size of
a group makes a difference in the
effectiveness of the learning ex
perience of the group as a whole.
This statement, released in a re
port by Vera Z. Washburne of the
Stephens College psychology de
partment, gives further evidence
that there are disadvantages in
groups being either too large or
too small.
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Applicants Apply
For Active Position
Interview Today
A field representative of the
Aetna Casualty and Surety Com
pany will be here today at 11 p.
m. to interview applicants for posi
tions in the company. The appli
cants must be unmarried men be
tween the ages of twenty-three
and twenty-six, inclusive. They
must be willing to settle in other
parts of the country.
The pay starts at $225 a month
during the six months' training
period and is increased to $280 for
the next six months. Anyone in
terested should call at the Place
ment Bureau and leave his name
with the secretary.
New Ultra-Violet
Light Is Explained
By Geology Head
The geology department has re
cently purchased a new ultra
violet light that fluoresces min
erals, according to Dr. L. L. Smith,
head of the department.
Doctor Smith explained that the
new light was known as a "minera
light" and has a wave length of
3650 Angstrom units. The minera
light is a rich source of ultra
violet rays, especially the short
rays which have the greatest
fluorescent effects on minerals and
chemicals. The only natural source
of ultra-violet rays are sunlight.
The mineralight is approximately
four times stronger than sunlight.
)octor Smith gave a demonstra
tion with the new light showing
the brilliant colors that the collec
tion of minerals gave off under the
new light. Doctor Smith said that
the mineralight has the same ef
feat a sun lamp but many times
stro , 1.
Doctor Smith said that only a
small percentage of minerals
fluoresce and not all minerals of
the same type fluoresce alike.
Phi Kappa Sigma
Begins Rush Term
By Party Dance
Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity
ushered in its spring rush season
last Saturday night with a cabaret
syle party at the Woman's Club.
A large crowd of fraternity menm
bers and their guests seeped into
the club to enjoy the evening's
festivities. Music for dancing was
by _Johnny Helms and his orchestra.
-P.ht Kappa Sigma pledges sup
plied entertainment during inter
mission, and songs by Boo DuBose
added to the evening's enjoyment.
Food prepared by the fraternity's
caterer, J. V. Epps, was served.
Decorations were provided by the
fraternity's interior decorator,
Charles Weagly.
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Delta Delta Deltas
To Be Hostesses
At State Meeting
Delta Delta Delta, national social
sorority at the university, will bc
the hostesses to Alpha Nu chaptej
from Charleston at the annual Tri
Delta State Meet to be held ir
Columbia April 1.
The meeting will begin with th<
registration of the Charleston ac.
tives and alumnae at the Tri Delti
room in Sims at 1:30. From tw<
to five, the active groups of bot)
chapters and alumnae group o:
both will meet together and discus:
mutual problems. Speakers will bi
provided from all groups to lea
the discussions. Supper will b,
served at six by the pledges an
alumnae of Alpha Lambda, fol
lowed by skits by the actives ani
pledges and a short talk by Mr.
Elizabeth Winn, district presiden
of the sorority.
The committees, made up o
chairmen from the alliance o
Alpha Lambda and a co-chairmai
from the active chapter are: gen
eral chairman, Jessie Lewis; get
eral co-chairman, Betsy Knowlton
publicity chairman, 'Catherin
K ie n a n; co-chairman, L i I
Groover; transportation chairmat
Felicia Howell; co-chairman, Mar
Ann Cappleman; housing chaih
man, Eliza McNulty; co-chairmai
Frances Mobley; registratio
chairman, Eleanor Surrency; cc
chairman, Anne Kinney Bell; pr
gram committee, Betty laynq
Jodie Marshall, and Betty Crews.
Canterbury Holds
Annual Palm Day
Service Sunday
Canterbury Club will hold it
annual Palm Sunday service Sur
day, at 5 p. m., in Trinity EpiF
copal Church, Cornelia Schult:
president, has announced.
The choir will be composed c
members of the club, and the sei
mon and lessons will be given b
members, too. Harry Bull will dt
liver the sermon.
The public, especially Episcopi
students, is invited to attend. Sul
per in the Trinity parish hous
will follow the service.
You Can't Make
Men Like Music
Says Professor
You can't force a man to lik4
music. That's what Williatm Lora
Crosten, head of Stanford Univer
sity's music department, believe;
Professor Crosten, speaking of d4
velopments in general educatiot a
applied to music courses, suggeste
two guides for a general colleg
music course; first, that stutdent
enrolled in the course have som
taste for mutsic; and second, tha
the purpose of the course be to heli
students increase their enjoymen
of the art.
He pointed out that the stud:
of music is now accepted as a de
sirable part of the undergraduat<
course, and has ceased to be con
sidered merely a luxury.
Phi Epsilon Pi
Holds Initiation
Phi Epsilotn Pi, social fraternity
recently held its spring tern
initiation of new memnbers.
Those initiated were Emeri,
Fischer, Beaufort, a n d Jacl
Spanier, Florence.
Rabbi Paul Liner, Columbia, wa:
chosen an associate member.
Fraternity pledges sponsored
party March 11 at the universit:
'Y' camp.
The university's honor systeni
was first adopted at the annua
meeting of the trustees in 1804, th<
year before the college was opened
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The University of South Caro
lina's n e w television station
WUSC-TV will start operation to
morrow night with a gala formal
opening. Television and radio stars
will be on hand to make the open
ing one of the biggest celebrations
r in the history of the university.
In order to give better reception
to the student listeners, WUSC has
I raised its power to 50,000 watts,
e and will start operating by fre
quency modulation next week.
The intra-fraternity council an
nounced today that they had been
unsuccessful in obtaining some of
t the top bands for their dance, but
they had managed to engage Harry
f James, Tex Benecke, and Charlie
f Spivak for a small get-together.
' The dance will be held in the Caro
lina ballroom which was built.re
- cently at a cost of $500,000.
The campus canteen has closed
e for remodeling purposes. When
Y the popular place re-opens students
b, will have a modern har and lounge
Y to idle away their time in. The
management announced that 25
b pin hall machines will he installed
and a three-inch carpet will cover
the floor to make the falls more
comfortable.
APRIL FOOL!
Spring Rush Week
Registration Set
For Wednesday
Registration for spring semester
sorority rush week will be held
Wednesday in Maxey College. Defi
nite instructions for coedn who
wish to rush will be given in The
Gamecock which will be distributed
on that day (Wednesday).
y A registration fee of one dollar
will be charged.
d Rush week will begin on Sunday,
April 16, with the Pan-Hellenic
e tea in Sims dormitory, at 5 p. m.
Routine teas will be given on
Monday and Tuesday from 6 p. m.
until 7 p. i. Preferential parties
will be held Wednesday and Thurs
day from 7 p. in. until 9 p. m.
These will he attended by invita
tion only.
Rushees will be divided into
e groups, the size of which will be
" determined by the number regis
- tering. They will be told at the
Pan-Hellenic tea in which group
-they have been placed.
s Bids wvill be issued on the after
dI noon of April 21, when pledges of
e the sororities will be announced.
s Rushees wvill turn in their prefer
e ences to Dean Childs' office befor-e
tnoon on that day.
Math Professor
SSpoils Students'
Self-Made Holiday
Holiday eia. masse! And that's
just what E. A. Hedberg's 11
o'clock math class at the university
took Saturday.
"At twvo minutes before the bell
for the beginning of the class, we
,just decided the professor might
i like to go fishing," one of the stu
dents reported, "so we took a
e holiday!"
But Mr. Hedberg wasV't in the
mood for fishing. He enteredi'the
classroom and finding it empty,
wrote the assignment for the fol
L: lowving Monday on the board.
,; It read: "Hour quiz Monday!"
A list of regulations for USC
i tudents that was published in
i 83 adthat visiting grog or
eating shops would bring either ex
.pulsion or auspension.
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Co-ed Association <
Gives High School (
Weekend Schedule
Fifty high school girls will visit P
the university Saturday and Sun- .
day in connection with Coed As- ic
sociation's high school weekend. A8
The event is held each year, Sally Wi
Stevens, president of the Coed As- -
sociation, said. dre
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A varied schedule has been for- Gat
mulated to entertain the group, be- Ar:
ginning with registration at 10 a.
m., Saturday, in Sims lobby. A 194
tour of the campus and classrooms
will begin at 11 with a program at me
12 noon in the chapel. Co
A picnic lunch will be served at tet
1 p. m. on Sims lawn and enter- Jo
tainment sponsored by the Wo- e
men's Athletic Association will in- CIo
clude volleyball and swimming at ma
2:30 p. m.
A coke party will be given by
Alpha Delta Pi sorority in McKis
sick House at 4 p. m., followed by
a progressive supper served by
sorority members in the Sims so
rority rooms at 5 p. i.
From 6:30 to 8:30 p. m., Kappa
Sigma Kappa, honorary service
fraternity, will hold a tea dance
on Sims porch. Alpha Kappa
Gamma, women's leadership group,
will sponsor a pajam party in
Sims lobby at 9:30 p. m.
A candlelight service will he held
in Sims lobby at 11 p. m., spon
sored by the 'Y.'
Breakfast will be served from
9:30 tn 9 a. m. Sunday in Wade
Hampton cafeteria.
The chapel program presented
Saturday at noon will feature ad
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k tea dance will be sponsore
rn., on Sims porch by Kappa
fraternity. The dance is h
sociation's plans for entert
1 attend the annual high s
sses by George Wright, student
y president; Lib Caldwell, Miss
*net and Black of 1949; Mrs.
iey Childs, Dean of Women,
i Beth Fillingim. May Queen of
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fusic will be by Rhoda Johnson,
zzo soprano, with Marilyn Mc
mack, accompanist, and a quar
composed of Charlie Jones, Bill
-dan, George Roth and Charlie
redith. The program will be
.ed with the university alma
ter.
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Bld in cooperation with Co-ed
aining high school girls who
:hool weekend, Sally Stevens,
Co-ed president, said.
Clarence Brazelle and a "cuimbo"
from his orchestra - will play.
Brazelle will also bring his vocalist
for the occasion.
The dance is a campus-wide af
fair and all students are urged to
attend.
Coed Association sponsors high
school weekend each year to ac
quaint girls with the university and
its activities. Tours of the cam
pus will accompany parties and
teas given for the girls.
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