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Jez'
"She has a glass eye."
"Did she tell you about it?"
"No, it just came out during the
conversation."
"I've stood about enough," said
the humorist as they amputated his
legs.
. . ,
"I told him he mustn't see me
any more."
"What did he do?"
"He turned out the lights."
"I know a place where women
I don't wear anything - except
maybe a string of beads once in a
while."
"Holy gee, where?"
"Around their necks, stupid."
Many men seem to keep that
school-girl complexion on their
collars.
An enemy known to all
Is wicked, wickedl alcohol;
But the good book has'commanded
me
To learn to love mine enemy.
She's just a chimney-sweep's
daughter, but she soots .me.
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Two pints make one cavort.
* * *
A college paper is a great inven
tion,
The college gets all the fame,
The printer gets all the money,
The staff gets all the blame.
* * *
They lay side by side on the couch.
Both were deathly white.
This can't be censored 'tause . . .
They were two pillows.
Upperclassmen
To Aid Freshmen
With Problems
By BARBARA McSWAIN
Staff Reporter
Joe Pearce, president of the
freshman class, proposed at the
student council meeting Monday,
March 13, that a group of upper
classmen he designated to help
answer freshmen's questions next
year.
"The fr:eshmen should be urged
to feel free to ask these upperclass
men questions so that they won't
have to bother the faculty and
other students with them," Pearce
said. Student council approved his
plan and also his plan for a Boys'
Week- End at Carolina.
George W right, president of the
IstIdeit b,ody, announced that plans
for bringing a name band to Caro
lina had beeni tenmporari ly sus
pended because of lack of coopera
tion from some of the fraternities.
The plan wvas for each fr4ternity
man to he asked to pledge $2.50 for
the dance.
Because of thme refusal of some'
of the fraternities, the suggestion
wats mad(e that the sororities be
asked to sup)plement enough
pledges to enable st udent council
to continue wvith negotiations for
the dance.
J1immay Dye, business representa
tive, reported that if the Board of
Trustees is agreeable, date ticket
prices will be lowered to $12 for
next year's football games.
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Dick Marelli
Wins Contest
Of Engineers
Student technical papers were
presented at the meeting of the
Columbia Sub-Section of the AIEE
and the Joint Student Branch of
Lhe AIEE and Institute of Radio
Engineers. The meeting was in the
form of a Dutch Supper at Cald
well's Cafeteria on Monday, March
13.
The student papers were' pre
sented in competition to the Co
lumbia Sub-Section which spon
sored the presentation.
The paper judged best was, "Ar
tificial Transmission Line Demon
stration," by Dick Marelli. The
prize awarded was $10 and ex
penses to present the paper in com
petition with papers from other
Southern District Colleges, at the
Southeastern AIEE Convention at
Georgia Tech, April 12-15.
The winning paper at Georgia
Tech will be presented to the Na
tional AIEE Convention at Pasa
dena, Calif., June 12-16. -
Other papers presented were:
"Electronic Binary Computer," by
Blair Turner; "Electronic Sewing
Machine," by Thomas Palmer and
Harold Polston; "Harmonics in
Transformer Connections," by
Charles Wiley, and "Demonstra
tion of Principles of the Greger
Counter," by Gaines Crook.
Bailey Will Edit
Law Magazine
Ralph Bailey, Jr., senior law stu
dent from Charleston, was recently
appointed editor-in-chief of the
"South Carolina Law Review Quar
terly" for the summer term.
A. Arthur Rosenblum, senior
from Laurens, will be editor-in
chief during the Fall and Spring
terms.
New members of the law review
stsiff have been announced as fol
lows: John Eck, Jr., Columbia;
Foy W. Dickson, Fort Mill, and
Scotty Norris, Los Angeles, Cali
fornia.
iing editot-ii-chief is Mar
shall Mays, Greenwood.
Engineering
School Makes
Nomninations
Engineering schools have nomi
nated their student council- repre
sentatives.'
Bill Grimes, Columbia, was
nominated from mechanical en
gineering; Jimmny Sims, Columbia,
eivil; Charles Cox, Easley, elec
trical, and William Bax!ey, Harts
ville, chemical.
Al Munin Receives
HIonorab)le Meiition
Al Munn, of Columbia, recently
re~eivedl honorable mention in the
short story contest sponsored re
cently by the "South Carolina
Magazi ne." H is story, "Tooth
Lined .Jaws and Yellow Eyeballs,"
was a factual account of an alli
gator bunt in the Wateree swamp.
The story appeared in the Febru
ary issue of the magazine.
Munn is past editor of "The'
Carolina Review."
Plans For Bowling
League Made By 'Y'
The Freshman 'Y' is making
plans for a bowling league this
semester, the 'Y' said this week.
Details will be announced later.
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Dick Marelli, of Rockford, Ill., dt
tion line, the subject of his winnini
last week. The paper will be prese
vention at Georgia Tech next mont
Fall Honor Roll I
Sophomore Classes
The following students attained
the 2.5 average required for the
Sophomore Honor Roll during the
Fall term: Robert Allsbrook, Mar
garet Barker, Edwin Bradford,
John Brandel, Marion Carr, Jr.,
Owen Cedarburg, Thomas Cham
herlain, Stanley Cislo, Barbara
Cloyd, William Collins, Baden Dug
gins, Olga Edwards, Tilnan Ed
wards, Paul Happersott, Eliza
Herndon, Cecelia Irwin, Raymond
Knight, Leland Lewis, Bertha
Loner, Theresa McGuinn, John
Marlow, and Charles Merritt.
Also, Gene Munn, Robert Nay
lor, Jr., Dan Nunn, Sybil Patrick,
Donald Saunders, Marshall Saund
evs: lkyt hII Harold
Sehmokel, Samuel Sorota, Nancy
Stewart, Werner Strauss, Harvey
Teal, Richard Thomas, Arthur
Trieber, Daniel Walker, James
Wannamaker, James Weatherford,
Willie Weatherford, Richard
Wilder, and Virgil Wingate.
Freshmen who made a :3.00 avr
age required for the Freshman
Honor Roll are: Frances Abdalla,
Henry Allison, Hugh Alliston, Rob
ert Ainderson, Arthur Bahnmuller,
Valerie Barbot, Melle Beach, Sylvia
Berry, Merle Betz, Betty Black
mon, Allene Bland, Mary Blood
worth, Patricia Bodie, .James Bon
ner, Sara Bowen, D. F. Brecken
ridge, Charles B3usey, Madelyn
Campbell, Margaret Carter, Eliza
beth Cathcart, .James Chambers,
Agnes Clark, and Rex Coleman.
Also, Reginald Comeau, N anet te
Copeland, James Cow, Betty
Crapps, Everard Cmieton, Taft
Dantzler, Ann D)arsey, Roy Davis,
Betty D)awson, Rita Derrick, ,John
Dillard, ,James D)onihee, Marilyn
D)ouglas, P'ete Edwards, Bruce El
liott, Betty Fabian, Charles Fer
guson, Emeric Fischer, Walter
Garbade, Verna Gaski n, James
Gebhard, Donald George, Marilyn
Gettys, Thomas Godbold, .James
Hannah, Robert Haymond, Furney
Hlemingway, Edward Holland, Rob
ert Hoirton, and E~ustoni H1uff
stetler.
Also, Quince .James, Samuel
Johnson , ,Jr., John Jones, Barbara
.Judy, Connie Karnezes, William
Kaufman, Henry Keenan, Patricia
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or Freshmen,
Is Released
Kleckley, Peter Kozma. Elizabeth
Lewis, Eric Linder, James Lovett,
Robert Me,Cormick, Robert Mc
Donald, Furman McEachern, Anna F
McLaughlin, Doyle Manhart. Mar
garet Manning, Isabelle Mauterer,
Nancy Mitchell, Alvin Moore, Mar
vin Moore, Mulius Morris, Cecil
Mosteller, Watson Murphy. Mary
Newman. Marjorie Noble, Harold
Norman, and Earl Pargeter.
Also, Paul Payne, William t
Payne, William Penland, Carolyn A
Powell, Emma Rast, Simms Rentz,
Robert Reynolds, Miles Roberts,
Joe Robertson, Raymond Robinson,
Marilyn Rosen, Parsy Savage, i
Archibald Shuler, Dan Smoots,
Thelatte Sokol, Jackie Southerland,
J.cob Spaniei-. L u I a Stabler,
Thomas Stark, James Stevens,
James Stewart, Jr., Arthur Stobb,
J r., Douglas Stokes, Katherine
Stone. Wdbert Swygert. and John
Tennant.
Also. Robert Thomas, William
Thomasson, Johnnie Thompson,
Marta Toen,Elizab-th Tra.ylor,
Raymond Turgreon, Walter Turner,
ThoIMas Vernon, Charles Viele,
Kathleen Walliert, Janies Warren.
Curtis Watkins, Roberta Wengrow,
Stephen Wesley, Jr., R o b e rt
Wheeler, Emily Whitaker, Halford
Whliitaker, Ge~or'ge Wook, Martin
WVoodward, D)onald Wrv1ight, and
Sanford Zahler.
Law Gr'oup Sees .
New Lie Detector
J. Frank Falk, Jr ., techn iian
of the Law~ Enforeent D)ivision
of the South Carolina Department,
demonstrated the division 's new lie
detector to the university~ Law
Federation last week.
"The detector has already helped'
us solve twvo muurder's since'it was
pu rchased in November'," Falk
said. "In addition, quite a few
other criminaals have con fessed
when con front,ed with the ma
chineI," he added.
The det&etor is otne of 186O such
machines in existence.
Placemen t Buirean,
Lists Job Offers
The Placement Rtureau has an
nounaced that it has received two
offers for .johs for graduating
sen tors.
On A pril 13, a pe'rsonnel rep)re
sentative of Sears, Roebuck Corn
panty will be- here to confer with
prospettivye employees. The appli
cants must be gradluating men in
business administration.
A representative of Liberty Life
Company, with its headquarters in
Greenville, will hold a conference
on April 4 with graduates.
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Dedicatior
By BARBAR
Feature
The newly constructed law s
ledicated April 15, it was an
;chool dean.
The dedication exercises will
-ampus adjoining the building.
,ion and the public are invited
Everything in the ntw law :
he green blackboards - and s
ounges. "Nothing was transfe:
:ept paper clips and stationer
ibrarian, said.
Double bronze doors for the
ffective green and white cok
Student Winners
Visit J. Byrnes
The five university students who
ire attending college on the James
Byrnes Foundation scholarships
ittended the recent reception given
>y Byrnes at his Spartanburg
iome, Josephine Hewleth, student
roin Allendale, has announced.
They are Betty Rowe, Hal Nor
on, Josephine Hewleth, Pat Wil
on. and Jake Salley.
Fifty-nine of the 63 scholarship
tudents were at the annual in
ormal meeting, Miss Hewleth said.
Reporters from the Columbia
tate and the Spartanburg Herald
vere there. A 20th Century
ohotographer took pictures at the
vent.
[JSC Chemical Society
Rears Whitsell Talk;
Reese Hart To Speak
Student Affiliates of the Ameri
an Chemical Society heard a lee
ure by Dr. W. A. Whitesell on
farch 15. Dr. Whitesell spoke on
Nucleonics."
On April 5, the society will hear
teese Hart speak on "Flower Oil
xtraction inl South Carolina."
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Page Three
l Building
i Planned
A DERRICK
Editor
chool building will be formally
nounced by S. L. Prince, law
be held at 10:30 a. m., on the
Members of the legal profes
to attend.
school is streamline, including
pacious student and faculty
rred from the old building ex
y," Jean Sims, assistant law
entrance to the building. An
r scheme is used throughout
the building.
The assembly room, which seats
250, is housed on the first floor.
The most celebrated part of the
building, the student lounge, is at
the left end of the hall.
At the right end of the hall a
practice courtroom is equipped
with a judge's bench, complete
with cushion witness chair and
jury stand.
The faculty lounge and the
locker room are also housed on the
first floor. The locker room has
192 sections, each with individual
locks.
All classrooms have new wooden
desks and green blackboards. The
green blackboards, combined with
green walls, tend to reduce eye
strain.
On the mezzanine floor of the
library there are 15 cubicles where
students may study any time. Each
cubicle has a window and double
desks.
One student who voiced his
opinion of the new school said,
"The building is an inspiration to
all law students. Most important
of all is that our attractive secre
taries now have a deserving back
drop."
The celebration of May Day was
begun at the university in the
1830's.
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