The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 17, 1950, Page Page Two, Image 2
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STAFF 1
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BUSINE
Jim Horton,
REPORTOI
Carolyn Busbee, May Herbert, Frances Collier,
Rita Webb, Tommy Herbert, Lawson Yates, Bobby
Smith, Ruth Barker, Martha Matthews, Kenneth
Tasty C
College deans and presidents do not ap
pear to be particularly appetizing when they
are seen about the campus. This is nonsense,
of course. Editors of The Gamecock in past
years have continually gnawed on them. In
UEU, in. mny tim iA AsAa become t ct
to eat them un.
Word has been passed that the president
is the choice dish for any hungry editor.
We heard the word and had the imagina
tion to question it.
What makes a president such a choice
selection? Looking casually into the en
vironment and activities of our president, it
became apparent that this was a revealing
question. All busy and responsible men pay
the price for their industry and problems.
For lazy people cannot sleep all the time,
but must be up and wagging envious
tongues, or proposing and supposing t.hat
"he just don't look right, he just don't look
right to me."
Undoubtedly President Smith has a re
markable job. He must also have a remark
able constitution, for his efforts are directed
toward maintaining an institution which is
unwieldy and poorly supported.
Something F
Students are not noted for being over sup
plied with dollars and pennies. This is a
stale truism. But what of altruism and
philanthropy ?
Valentine (lances will probably be almost
numerous, but the Valentine Day dance in
the Armory, February 14, should be the
most numerously . . . populated.
The World Student Service Fund project
is sponsoring this affair. The proceeds from
the dance will go into a fund which will be
sufficient (it is hoped) to bring some worthy
foreign student to USC for a year's study.
As we understand this project, the idea
A Fabie
"We got them chickens, fifteen of them;
big, fat, unidentified birds," the shortstride
said.
"Why did you steal them?" the judge
queried.
"I think they are chicken thieves," the
reporter thought.
"We didn't steal them chickens, your
honor," the culprits chimed.
"Where did you steal these birds ?" the
judge pursued.
"Foul people, these birds who swip(
chickens," the reporter mused.
"We didn't steal them from nowhere," the
big thief said.
"Now, lemme have no dillying here, you
rogues," the judge smiled. "I got forty meri
to crucify this morning."
"String 'em up, brand 'em with hot irons,
incarcerate the beasts," the reporter decided;
his coffee had been bitter this morning.
"Mr. your honor. We mean no delays.
We found these chicks chatting alongside
the road. They didn't have no names, 'cause
)R A GREATER
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MNISTS
we, Wolf Reinbacher, Joe Molony
EPORTERS
outherland, Mary Bloodworth.
SS STAFF
Bennie Helms
UAL STAFF
Powell, Dick Dunlap, Jimmy Howle, Bill Kauf
Al Gibert, Lily Groover, June Marshall, Elizi
Traylor, Mordecai Persky, L. C. Tankersley, N
Bergman, Ray Guest, and E. T. Chamberlain.
)fficial s?
In a lucid moment it occurred to us I
the problem of higher education is natic
We heard from richer schools than this
sad tale of apparent degeneration in a
top-heavy system of higher education.
Also, undoubtedly, our president has
short comings. In South Carolina it is n
datory that one who deals with the Gen
Assembly must be a politician, an acc
plished politician. Our president is no
complished politician.
President Smith has not pretended
he is anything other than an administrE
He is not an educator or politician.
what an administrator is we do not-com
hend fully, but President Smith is certa
one of them.
Have we reached some conclusion?
have not, but we do fail to see why
president should be more palatable than
forces he combats daily to keep USC al
water.
It is 3:30 a. m. and we stand to gain
other week of argument for our pre-d
p)hilosophy.
'or Something
to utilize the WSSF collections for the al
purpose was conceived after consider
discussion on the value of sending the m<
to foreign countries, some of them bel
the Iron Curtain.
Providing a $1,000 scholarship for a
eign student will not be easy on buds
That is, unless you use that portion
aside for entertainment. And it is er
tainment that the project committee
begun working on. So it is not hard to,:
a coin to see a movie or a fashion show
to attend a dance. That's getting sc
thing for the money.
Of Fowl
we asked them; and we yelled into the
rounding countryside, 'Whose chickens
these ?' andl we dlidn't get no answer. ']
are our chicks; let me introduce . . .
"The hell with you, Shortstride,"
judlge exploded. "Bailiff, cut off his toni
This is a court of justice, and I aim tc
justice done~ to these chicks which chat a
roadlsides, which have no names, and w
belong to n9n one, because you are
thieves and i4dbbers and liars."~
"Hlear! Hear !" the reporter piped.
"Leave my tongue alone, you fool ba
before I git riled," the shortstride saw
"Your honor, meet the birds; this or
Larry, this one is Dick, and here's Lloyd
Jack, and Betty, and Martha, and La
and Ruth, and Lynne, and Joyce, and A
and Bo" and Mary, and .. .
"Glad to meet you pretty lbiddies,"
judge fawned. "Case dismissed. The uni
tified have been identified, and this co
tutes ample grounds for thieves to lej
streal birds," he expounded.
"Nuts," the reporer yawned..-W.T.
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JANE W. DOWE
From A
Point Of
Undergraduate coed enrollment
is dropping steadily at Carolina,
nan, This is an alarming statement
beth which is backed by facts.
>rma To date, 784 women students
have enrolled here this year. This
does not include summer school,
Many of these are graduate stu.
dents. For only the fall term ol
1947, 957 coeds matriculated at
USC, with fewer in the graduate
school. For the three terms during
;hat the '47-'48 year, a total of 1151
women were enrolled.
nal- Meanwhile, the graduate coed
the enrollment has increased from 231
ROW three years ago to 489 last year.
This decrease is observed best
in the women's dormitories. In
his 1945, Coker, Maxcy, Wauchope
an- McKissick, Wade Hampton, and
Sims dormitories were filled tc
eral capacity with coeds.
om- Today, Coker and Maxcy dormi.
tories are no longer used by the
ac- women. The Wauchope side ol
Wauchope-McKissick house was
-hat closed last week. Thirty-one coede
are living in Wade Hampton,
,tor. which could take care of twice that
lust number. Sims dormitory is not
pre- filled to capacity.
inly The drop can be noticed in the
schools of the university. In the
journalism school alone, and jour
We nalism is today a major field for
the women, there are only three women
the seniors.
)OVe Of course, the entire enrollment
of Carolina has dropped, but the
men still exceed the women at a
an- rate of four to one. And, while
awn the drop in male enrollment is na
tural since few veterans are re
turning to school now, no suecl
reason can be offered for the de.
creasing number of coeds.
WOLF REINBACHEI
ae Strictly C
ney
inud The place: A beachhouse at
Ocean Drive plus 10 square miles
for- of desert.
ets. The time: A mellow evening
set 'tween semesters.
ter- Persons: 1% doz. heartless Caro
has linians, 1 trusting European.
give Scene one: The Carolinians sit
,or around the dinner table, brewing
me- mischief. This shows on their faces.
From time to time roaring laughter
- penetrates to the living room,
where the European, calm and
peacefully anticipates a n i c
evening.
sur.. 1st Carolinian: "Well, are yot
are ready to come with us hunting?"
'hey The European's features lighi
up. Hunting always means food
the later on.
gue. "Yeah, sure, I'm in."
ee Enter other Carolinians. There
long is a busy hustling around, th
hich ance of game, the brightness o:
both flashlights, easiness of the hunt.
The European shows enthusiasmi
while more Carolinians bring big
heavy wooden clubs, a supply o:
'u buckets due to the lack of bags,
red- glove for the protection agains
e Is the animals teeth, and they giv<
and last minute Instructions.
~ura, Most heartless Carolinian: "We]
nne, now, you wait in the place we shov
'you till we drive the beasts towardi
you, then you blind them with th<
the flashlight and club them over th<
den- head."
risti- European: "What a great coun
try, South Carolina!"
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Fewer coeds are on the campus P
now than were here year before a
last, when there were few graduat- b
ing classes in the high schools. Y
These figures are alarming at
a state university which needs stu- 0]
dents in order to receive sufficient (
allocations from the legislature. As
more veterans are gradupted, the
male enrollment will continue to
decrease. Women students will be n
important - more important than h
they were during the peak enroll
ment days of 1946.
And these figures are alarming p
at an institution based on progress
and in which every school and de- g
partment is open to women. And b
we are not experiencing an eco- P
nomic depression. T
What are the reasons for this?
Do parents of young girls feel an
inborn prejudice for universities?
Are rumors of misbehavior here t
spread through the state? Are the 8
newspapers at fault? Does the a
university have rules that parents a
consider too lenient? Should a
"closer tab" be kept on freshman n
coeds? What are other alumnae
associations doing to get students? 0
What is ours doing? Is this de- h
cline general? h
What does the coed mean to the
campus? Let the Gamecock know
your opinions of this, along with C.
your recommendations. This is a 8
problem, not only for the dean of p
women, but for all of us who are t
interested in the future of the uni
versity - and of the state.r
So send your letters. We will
tabulate them and will print the tU
recommendations here next week, p
along wvith our opinions and solu- J
tio'ns,
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ontinental I
into European's shoes. All nmem
bers of the cast march single file
through the land, using shadows
for cover. At a point 30 minutes
from beachhouse, the first hunter
is dropped off to wait for the game.
He whispers: "Keep. low andI
shut up." st
Sound effects should emphsize t
clanking of buckets. A little later ci
a second hunter is dropped off in cl
silence, the others march on. At
farthest point from home the Eu
Iropean is told to lay low and wait,
while the others march on. They t
vanish in darkness. b
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Scene three: Same moonlight, te
same sand, same European. After as
a monologue he settles down, the
club in the be-gloved hand, in thec
other hand the flashlight, index gi
finger at the trigger. Silence. A C
little rustling noise, which strains
the tension of the hunter, then more e
silence. (This may go on for
Shours, as long as the audience orh
the hunter can stand it.) If this -
scene is not long enough, go over
it again. It will make it twice asg
long. For the hunter, It is long
Senough anyway.
Curtain
a Scene four: 1%~ doz. Carolinians g
chuckle contentedly in warm com- ei
fort of beachhouse. Buckets and ir
, clubs are returned to their places
, of origin.g
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a Scene five: Same as three, from
distance comes the shout of a girl. ,m
. "Wolf." This Is repeated till learnt di
heartless Carolinian enters with
drastic gesture.
,She says: "You know, there are ui
no such things as 'snipes." w
It's No Bolony
By JOE MOLONY
Ten-Point Plan In Review
Our ten-point plan, one of expansion and progression,
ems to be pretty interesting to certain administrative and
culty members here. The plan, whether or not it's an
ealogical one influenced by a college kid's' dream, now
oms as an all-important step in the direction of a greater
rolina todAy and tomorrow, not of yesteryear. It becomes
iportant today because the university has been suffering
serious drop-off in enrollment, even though it was ex
ained in 1946 by President Smith that we could expect a
>ubled enrollment by 1960 (we had around 4,200 students
ten).
We believe this decrease is not due to loss of veterans.
), for the benefit of those responsible individuals who hope
solve this acute problem, we'll again publish the ten
)int plan with postscripts to qualify our pleas:
1. Pay the teachers decent salaries according to ability
)t favor. (Who is the new president's assistaht? In what
-ofessional field was our president connected with before
, assumed his current duties? Right on both counts. Both
ere and are engineers.)
2. Make fewer false promises to the students. Live up to
kose which are made. (The temporary buildings were
.omised to be torn down five years after they were erected
n 1947), that meant they should go in 1952. But not so.
heir life-span was increased another five years when the
resident said in his report to the General Assembly, Janu
-y, 1950: "The short life expectancy of the most temporary
jildings requires their replacement within five or six
ars.")
3. Keep the student body informed on all administrative
>erations and outline the duties of administrative officials. T
[s the Director of Student Activities an administrative of
cial? If so, what are his duties?)
4. Appropriate (we mean ask for appropriations) what we
aed from the legislature, not what we wish we had. (Ho,
um! Another expected cut from the lawmakers this year.)
5. Utilize the $1,450,000.00 old-building fund for improve
ients on buildings and for the erection of new ones. (Have
rices fallen since 1948? Has the Aiken Bill, put before Con
ress several years ago to match state building expenditure
y the federal government dollar-for-dollar, escaped the
Igeon hole yet? You're right. It's no on both counts.
hat's what's reportedly holding up the spending of this
ioney, too.)
6. Build up the programs that need building up and let
ie weaker ones go, i.e.: The various schools of engineering
iould not be exploited at the expense of Arts and Science
rid the Graduate schools. (And we asked for a $600,000
ppropriation for engineering laboratories under. "perma
ant improvements!")
7. Publish a complete list of scholarships and fellowships
rfered at the university. (This is done in the catalog. But
ow many students are offered these benefits? And what
appens to the accumulative interest?)
8. Publish a complete, itemized financial statement to in
ude the operations of the athletic department, the book
:ore and the canteen. (Does the football team realize a
rofit each year? If so, does all of it go toward keeping up
ie other sports? Doesn't the book store and the canteen
alize just a few dollars profit ?)
9. Charge rent equivalent to expenses incurred in keeping
te dormitories in good repair and according to the present
hysical condition of the houses. (We need say no more.
ust look around your room as you read this.)
10. Consolidate the programs of higher education in the
,x state-supported schools in South Carolina. (If this were
one, all of the above suggestions would probably be carried
It.)
ARBARA McSWAIN
Freshman~ Vitality
The freshman class of 1949-60 "xeine"gop ntecm
capable of doing a great service, . Teeaetegop hc
can drag Carolina out of its aecmoe fpol h a
ate of lethargy. There is an en- Betefuti n rcieo r
usiasm and earnestness in thegaitinbtsmhwleal
ass which is lacking in other itrs hni oe ocret
asses. Maybe it is due to their igtefut
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radually with pink and yellow to cleefehe r upsdt
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g in the European's mind,. sgo ose oto h l n
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ot country and wot people." idctsaln vrdertr
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outh. Clanging of ambulance inhrsnsofwrya.
stance.Nosicthsyerhvew
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