Giv(
Mary had a little swing,
It wasn't hard to find,
For everywhere that Mary went
The swing was right behind.
* * *
A true music lover is a man who,
when he hears a girl singing in the
shower, puts his ear to the key
hole.
* * *
The best -camouflage for knock
knees is a low neckline.
* * *
A pinch of salt is greatly im
proved by dropping it into a bottle
of beer.
-The Tiger
* * *
Don't worry if your job is small,
and your rewards are few;
Remember that the mighty cak,
was once a nut like you.
* * *
"I had to change my seat several
times at the movies."
"Gracious! Did a man get
fresh?"
"Well, finally."
* * *
He: "I can't see what keeps a
girl from,freezing."
She: "'ou're not supposed to."
Westminster Elects
Semester Officers
Officers of the Westminster Fel
lowship elected last week are:
Bobby Smith, Clover, president,
from USC; Charles Clinkscales,
Belton, vice president, from USC;
Norma McClure, secretary, from
Columbia Bible College; a n d
Suzanne Rehm, treasurer, from
Columbia College.
Representatives to Westminster
Fellowship Synod group will be:
Charles Robinson, Rock Hill, from
USC; and Romona Sally, Cameron,
from Columbia Collere.
Retiring president is French
O'Shields from Gaffney.
The Westminster group meets in
Fellowship Hall at the First Pres
byterian Church each Wednesday
at 6 p. m. The meeting is open to
all students.
Phone 2-9250
918 MAIN STREET
Joe Patrone's
Collegiate Inn
Specializing in
STEAKS
CHICKEN
SPAGHETTI
* * *
Dine and Dance in the
"GAMECOCK"
ROOM
A BIG idof(py
A real college
SWEATER
with a great, big
LETTER
T HE Cl
UP!
Tillie: "Do you like boys whc
are always trying to kiss you or
the other kind?"
Blondle: "What other kind?"
There was an old fellow named
Sidne-y
Who drank till he ruined his
kidney,
But he had a good time of it ...
Didney?
0 C S
It's tough to find
For love or money,
A joke that's clean
And also funny.
* * *
It isn't ice that makes people
slip
-It's what they mix with it.
* * *
Smile of the month: As careful
as a nudist climbing a barbed wire
fence.
Drama Days
To Be At USC
In February
Drama Days, a project of the
southeastern district of Alpha Psi
Omega, will be held at the univer
sity on February 24-25.
At this time members of Alpha
Psi, a dramatic fraternity, will
come to Columbia and each. group
will put on a one-act play. The
host school, USC, will put on a
three-act play called "Antigone."
Jo Ann Delinger will play the
leading role, Antigone, and Carl
Vines will be the main male char
acter, King Creon.
Buddy Long, of Greenville, will
be Haemon. The part of the nar
rator, or chorus, has not been cast.
Other persons in the Greek
drama include: Jim Reagan, a
messenger; Mort Benacke, a cor
poral of the guard; Harvey, a pri
vate of the guard; Carolyn Dabba,
a nurse; Marlene Rast, a page;
and Mary Hilliard, Ismene.
After the plays a banquet will
be given and Alpha Psi Omega
will initiate into the organization
one student from each school rep
resented.
Those states included in the
southeastern district of Alpha Psi
Omega, a national organization,
are Alabama, the two Carolinas,
Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Missis
sippi, Tennessee and Virginia. In
vitations have been extended to
about 60 colleges and universities.
The Melton Field gate was paid
for by the student body.
Pent-House Club
Formerly
PIG TRAIL INN
Exellent Food
AUl Kinds of Berang..
SPECIAL HATES
TO STUDENTS
Call For Reservation.
3700 River Drive
Phone 3-9102
1lAU boysi
LNTEEN
Seen A
With the powder dry and the lipsti
of both teams are discussing the game's
ILouise Pressly, Katherine Stone, Ruth
son, Annie Davis, Wanda Edwards, Glo
Raffield and Maxine Todd.
"Hoo-'Ray, we're winning!I" shout jul
couragem ent to their dates who are ser
"But faithful" was the motto of the
dejectedly witnessed another defeat. (UI
Town Theater Play Ca
To Begin Monday; N~
Tickets Sold Now
Tickets go on sale Monday at E
10:00 a.m. at the Town Theater's
box office for the political satire, Jel
"The Two Blind Mice." vard,
Gene Crotty, director at the the 4
Theater, said the box office would Jan
be open from 10:00 a. mn. until'
5:00 p. m. on Monday and Tues- Hi
day and from 10:00 a. m. until cur- was
tain time during the show's run. It socia
is scheduled to run from January Cask
23 through January 31. Crotty ad- How
vised patrons to buy tickets early.
Welch Morrisette, a young Co- poet
lunmbia attorney, has replaced Joe art
Bishop in the cast of the play be- mani
cause of Bishop's being In the hos- retai
pital recovering from an appen- ness
dectomy. the
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The three radio courses now of- T}1
fered by the English,, department jouri
stem from a single trial course in dent
radio first given during the Fall Chi
semester of 1941. Epsi
mate
for Shoes
buryi
that look like new
SHOE REPAIRING
SERVICE
* * *
Aeross From
CALWEWLS PL
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t The Powder Bowl
k ready to repair the ravages of the gridiron, these powder gi
progress. Tri Delt's are Allene Bland, Mary Jane Hazel, An
Stone, Mary Chase, and Nat Hunter. P1 Phi's are Jean And
ria Hall, Peggy Hause, Martha Mathews, Sybil Patrick, Barbi
silent P1 Phi sponsors as they wave their corsages and yell
ambling for another touchdown.
Tri Delt sponsors for last Friday's Powder Bowl game as tI1
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rolina Review Ena o ru
mes Newbury Gt atoa
litor-In-ChiefKapDet Esonnti
n Newbury, senior from Bre-edctofreniyhaacp
N. C., was elected editor ofthedcioclbspiin
)arolina Review at a meeting et a anucd
16.
arris Graham from Pamplico Isalto ftenwca
elected managing editor. As-wilbhedatebgnig
te editors named are: Neil Mc-thspigemtr,MsDc
ill, article editor; JimmiesadAntialofcrwl
le, story editor; Rudy Rivers, ivtdt h ntlain
*y editor; Barton McCreavy,stlaon
aditor; Bill Davis, circulation
ager; Mary Denny, staff sec- Twoteedcinfrtri
y, and Herman Eckoff, busi-weearddm brsi
manager. The chairman ofKapDetEpioatheS
ditorial board is Hubert Hen-tieathCronacpe.T
from Myrtle Beach.arEmranHeycolg
e new editor is the school of AioaSaeclee
salism's representative to stu- SotCalia ficr
council, secretary of Sigma Mr en,peiet et
and former president of Phima,vc-rsdn;BtyWl
lon Nu, journalism fraternity, rcrigsceay lao
bruary 20 is the deadline for se,crepnigsceay
rial to be printed in the nextBodeKny,tasr.
of the Carolina Review, New- Fclyavsr r r.G
said. The next issue will beHeotadMsEvQuteb
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COLMBICtAheL educain COM'sPettn
Spring R
Informati
By MARY
Staf
The 1950 spring semesti
p. m. on Wednesday, Febru
students, both transfer an
advisement and pre-registr
All old students have I
Spring Term
Freshman 'Y'
Election Set
Officers for the second semest
of the Freshman "Y" will
elected at the luncheon on Febr
ary 6, Bert Wheeler, assistant i
rector of the "Y," announced tb
week.
The four officers must be chos
from those who have become hon
members during the first seme
ter. Following the election,- the <
ficers will choose the chairmen
the nine committees.
These committees, the membe
ship, devotional, Newsletter, car
work, program, project, publicii
social and sports, will lead t
various activities of the group.
Persons who became honor mei
bers include Bard Allison, Ru
Barker, Sylvia Berry, Dunc
Breckenridge, Madelyn Campb
and Anne Carlisle. Others install
were Sue Cathcart, Phriness Cc
David Creel, Jeanette Dicks<
Billy Gause and Annie Gibe
Finishing up the list were Euger
Holliday, Gertrude Jenkins, Ja
Kirk, Libby Lewis, Eugene PayT
Woodson Randall and David Sal
To become an honor member,
person must attend 76 per cent
the luncheon meetings, particips
in the "Y" program, read thr
books from the "Y" bookshelf a
bring in a new member.
The students do not have to e
at the "Y" but may come in til
for the program, which begins
about 1:30. The luncheon begi
at 1 p. m. and ends at 1:50 p.
so that the' students can get
their classes on time.
Each person who becomes
honor member receives a blue a
silver pin.
Law Federation
Names M. Smith
As New Leader
Mortimer Fenton Smith, juni
from Orangeburg, was elect
president of the Law Federati
rsin a run-off election on Fridi
er-e Jan. 18.
ira Warren P. Justice from Spi
tanburg, was elected vice-preside
m- and Fred Strickland, Chester, a
ey elected secretary-treasurer.
Four honor council memb4
- were chosen in the same electi
They are: Marvin Poston, sen
from Effingham; Bill Seals, Jun
from Dillon, and Bill 'Hutchins
junior from Columbia.
Too many people are like bi
nial tons - always popping off at I
ted wrong time.
for --The Colonel's Clippir
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BLOODWORTH
Reporter
r will officially begin- at 8:80
arry 1, when new undergraduate
A freshmen, will begin testing,
ition at Drayton Hall.
>een divided into two groups.
Group A consists of those who
completed tentative pre-registra
tion prior to December 8, 1949 for
the spring term courses. In Group
B are those who did not pre-regis
ter and who have no priority.
Group A old students will re
ceive their registration schedule
tickets by mail about January 24,
ar 1950. The schedule tickets of these
be priority students will permit them
to obtain registration materials at
scheduled hours beginning Thurs
day, February 2. Approximately
150 students will be taken care of
every half-hour to do away with
mn a standing line.
or The, priority tickets have been
s. prepared to provide for seniors
f- first, then juniors, sophomores,
of and advanced freshmen who com
pleted pre-registration. Those
!r- seniors who completed pre-regis
ip tration earliest come before later
y, seniors, and so on through the
be freshmen. Any old student who
properly belongs to this priority
n- group but does not receive his
th schedule ticket by mail, or who
in loses his ticket, shoull report to
3ll the Personnel Bureau for a re
qd placement.
x, Group B old students will not ob
m, tain registration materials until
10:30 a. m., Friqay, February 3,
ia at Room 103, LeConte College base
ment. They will not be issued
tickets in advance.
ty. Both new and old graduate stu
a dents will obtain registration ma
of terials at Room 127, Maxcy Col
,te lege, at any time on Thursday and
ee Friday, February 2 and 3.
,d The Registrar's Office antici
pates a registration of approxi
at mately 3600.
ne
at Journalism Club
ns
r. Names Officers
Al Munn, Columbia, has been
named president of Phi Epsilon
d Nu, professional fraternity of the
school of Journalism. Other of
ficers include Rudy Rivers, Co
lumbia, vice-president; May Her
bert, Piedmont, secretary; and
Tom Price, Charleston, treasurer.
These officers will serve for the
Spring term. Retiring president is
Jem Newbury.
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