The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 04, 1949, Page Page Nine, Image 9
Lloyd Huntington, Sports Editor
Jimmy Howle Dick Dunlap
Al Gibert - Bill Kaufman
Tom Price
Fowl Or Fair
by Lloyd Huntington
One of the most amusing things of the entire football
year is the seasonal habits that practically every coach has
of moaning about his teams chances in the season's big
games.
People who are forced to listen to these wailings year after
year have been almost ingenious in thinking up the proper
tags to attach to particular coaches who are noted for
specific phases of the crying jags.
For instance there's a gloomy Gus, a gloomy Gil, a Crying
Carl, a Woeful Wally, and others equally appropriate such
as Sobbing Sam, Sighing Bill, Sour Jim, and a long list of
others that may not yet have been attached to any specific
coach but which would fit nicely into the scheme. We might
add Doleful Duke, Dour Don, Groaning George, and Moaning
Martin.
Yet all of these tear-stricken men seem to be making
much ad'o about nothing. And in a lot of cases they are
down right liars when they cry about their teams chances
when, if they even suspected that their charges might lose,
they would go mad tearing up a pile of scholarships.
For instance let's take the case of the Doleful Duke, a
purely fictitious character mind you, but one who is very
much in vogue these days. The Duke only had 89 candidates
out for Spring football practice so when sportswriters asked
him what he thought about his team's chances for the com
ing season, he broke down in the iniddle of the field and
went into such a crying spell that he had to be hospitalized
in a padded cell for three days. "We ain't gotta "ance"
was all the sportswriters ever got out of him.
A closer survey of the Duke's football team, however,
shows that his team has played seven games to date and
swanned every team by at least 20 points.
This is by no means an isolated case. It happens in greater
or lesser degrees hundreds of times every year the country
over.
It would seem that these moaning spells are unjustified
then and that coaches should come out with a frank ap
praisal of their teams chances. The sportswriters would
know what to expect, fans would know what to expect, even
the opponent's might know what to expect.
But there's a reason why college coaches never resort
to this practice. To illustrate this let's take the case of
Sunny (these names work both ways) Sideup. Sunny came
to Hogshead High hak in the late thirties and his team
ran up a marvelous record, going nearly four years before
they were upset on Thanksgiving by Rocky Creek. Since
then Sunny has never believed in the Pilgrims but that's.
not part of our story.
Anyway abou~t this time Uneeda College was looking for
a football coach. They looked around and finally spotted
Sunny's record. In an interview they asked Sunny if he
could put out a winning football team, and Sunny, always
a candid feliow, said, "You betcha."
, So they hired Sunny and he went to coach at Uneeda.
Sportswriters asked him about his prospects and Sunny,
smilingly replied, "We'll have the best team in the Con
ference." The writers quoted Sunny and the fans flocked
out to see his team. For four years Sunny turned out a
Conference champion but in his fifth year, still his smiling
self, his team won only four games.
The spectators were fewer after this. Alumni wrote in
wanting to know what had happened. The board of trustees
had a special meeting. The state legislature passed a law.
-A sportswriter talked to Sunny and he laughingly replied
that, "We'll do better next year."
Next year came and his team for some reason never got
going and Uneeda lost every game but two. Now the alumni
were frantic. The board of trustees held two meetings. The
state* legislature passed another law. Sunny lost some of
his optimism but he still was able to say, "Well, next year
anyway."
Next year the story was the same. Supny's team didn't
win a single game. The alumni disowned Uneeda, the board
of trustees went to a lunatic asylum, the state legislature,
seeing that the situation was hopeless, adjourned. Sunny
was fired and is now setting up pis in a bowling alley.
And that's why football coaches don't talk with optimism
about their chances. What say, Rex?
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By JIMMIE HOWLE
When the veterans started re
turning to school after World War
1, they played an important part
in the state's football. Carolina's
veterans held out longer than
those from the other schools and
the Gamecocks came up with one
if their worst seasons in 1919. The
Birds were unuble to beat anyone
except Erskine that year. They
tied Tennessee and lost to Pres
byterian, Georgia, Davidson, Clem
son, Washington & Leef and
Florida.
In 1920, with the help of Tatum
Gressette, a quadruple-threat full
back, the Gamecocks made a much
better record. In the opening game
against Wofford, Gressette scored
a touchdown, the extra point and
kicked a field goal as Carolina won
10-0. Gressette won another one as
he kicked a field goal in the Bird's
3-0 win over the Tigers. At the
close of the season Gressette had
five touchdowns to credit and had
passed for two more. He kicked
three field goals and ten extra
points. He later became coach at
the Citadel and now operates a
bowling alley in Charleston.
The state championship was un
decided that year as Carolina and
Furman could not agree upon a
date for the championship game,
The Gamecock record in '20 was
five wine and four losses. The
Birds received their worst defeat
of all times that year at the hands
of Navy, 63-0.
The Carolina eleven won the
state championship in 1921 despite
a 7-0 loss to Furman. Bird victims
that year were Erskine, Newberry,
Presbyterian, Clemson, and the
Citadel. The University of North
Carolina and Florida escaped with
ties.
In 1922 the Birds established a
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record of five wins and four losses
and in '28 they won four and lost
six. Things were better in '24 and
Carolina beat everything in the
state except Furman. Clemson was
beaten again that year by a field
goal. In 1925 when Bird and Tiger
met two Birdmen kicked four field
goals. With a few touchdowns
thrown in we won that one 33-0,
the largest verdict ever over the
plowboys.
Other victims of the Gamecock
in 1925 were Erskine, North Caro
lina State, Wofford, Presbyterian,
Citadel and Centre. Furman gave
us much trouble that year. The
Birdies advanced on the Hurricane
and the state title only to lose 2-0.
The Freshman squad also lost to
the little wind 13-6.
In 1926 we won six and lost four.
Erskine, Maryland, Wofford, Clem
son, VPI, and North Carolina
State were beaten, while the Uni
versity of North Carolina, Citadel,
Virginia, and Furman proved to
be a little too tough.
Field Day Slated
For November 10
A football field day will be held
on Nov. 10, at 2 p. m. it was an
nounced by the intramural office
today. There will Pe competition
in such events as punting for dis
tance, punting for accuracy, pass
ing for listance and accuracy,
kicking off and other phases of
football.
Anyone wishing more informa
tion in regard to this event should
contact Joe Grugan in the intra
mural office.
Students are urged not to forget
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Sportsquiz
For the third straight week, the
sportsquiz winner is from Tene
ment 25. This time it's Robert
Thompson of Tenement 25, Room
33, Box 3928. He answered all four.
questions correctly and as his entry
was the first correct one received,
he is declared the winner and will
receive this week's prize of two
passes to the Carolina theater,
courtesy of Dave Garvin, Jr., man
ager.
The correct answers to last
week's quiz:
1. Al Adams, John "Cy" Szakacsi,
and Nick Esterhay. They p:ayed
together at Fairport Harbor, Ohio
before coming to Carolina.
2. Gunder 11agg of Sweden;
4:01:02; set July 1., 1945.
3. John Cannady.
4. 1902; won by Michigan.
This week's quiz:
1. What presently unbeaten col- i
lege football team has the head
coach's son on the squad as quar
terback, and what is the son's
name?
2. Who is known as "Passin'
Paul?"
3. What All-American tackle at
Minnesota in 1935 and 1936 was
co-captain with Julie Alphonse his
senior year?
4. What professional baseball
player and former college gridiron
star recently married Zoe Ann
Olsen?
sity pool. Fraternities will swim
as teams and the independent title
seekers may compete individually.
Those wishing to reiister can do so
at the intramural office in the
Gymnasium.
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physical education majors or
minors who are interested in join.
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are urged to attend this njeeting.
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iber 9. Joe Grugan, Physical
actor of the intramural sports
eek. Classes will begin at 7:30
est of the semester, or as long
Grugan's office in the gym
nasium.
Purpose of the class is to give
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