Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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By Margv EXCHAN( Prof: "Young lady, why do you knit in my class?" Coed: "I need something to keep my mind occupied while I'm listening to your lecture." -College Chronicle. * * * "We could make such beautiful music together . . . you're built so much like a piano." -Sundial. An iinmate of the state hospital was being given an examination for release. "What are you going to do when you get out," was the first ques tion. "Well, I'm going to get a job" was the rel)ly. "Fine," said the examiner. "And then what ?" "Then Pm going to buy a car." "Good." "And then I'm going to meet a beautiful girl." "rhat's wonderful." "Then I'm going to take her out driving on a lonely road." "Yes." "Then I'm going to grab her garter, make a slingshot, and come back here and break every win dow in this place." - -Technology News. * * * The young lawyer was arguing his first case. "Gentlemen of the jury," he de elared, "there are twenty-four hogs involved in this case-just exactly twice the number in the jury box." -Keesler News. * * * iLove is like an onion You taste it with delight, And when it's gone you wonder What ever made you bite * * * Epitaph Ilere lies the body of our Anina Dome to death by a banana It w n't the fruit that laid her low litit the skin of the thing that made her go. -The Pilot. in Ee // Y OU'VE never owned su the famous Parker "51" l//erent in 14 important wa: The new Foto-till filler, imakes filling the New "51" easy. You know it's filled-y ink supply . .. a bigger, long ply. You'll never have to wt pen going dry in the middle What's more, the New "5 metric control." It's safegt eaking even at jet plane alti And that's only the begii ots more for you to see and S51". Stop irn at your Parker and ask.him to show it to yc Pen Company, .Janesville U. S. A., and Toronto, Canm wite Webb rE EDITOR She: "Where is your chivalry?" He: "I traded it in on a Buick." -Spectator. * * *4 A party, a daty, 1 Perchancy out lately A classy, a quizzy, No passey, gee whizzy! -Spectator. * * *s Professor: "Gentlemen, I'm dis- t missing you ten minute early to- a day. Please go out quietly so as f not to wake the other classes." -Spectator. * * * A colored boy was reading the inscriptions on the tombstones, "Not dead, but sleeping." Scratch- f ing his head, the negro remarked, F "le sho' ain't fooling nobody but t hisself." Ex G1: "You know, work is the I only thing that matters in the e world. It's the backbone of the American industry. In honest la- l bor, man finds his only satisfac- t tion!" Coed: (dubiously) "Pretty deep ( stuff. Where'd you read it?" Ex GI: "On the wall in the un employment office where I pick 1 up my check." -Jackson Journal. Ned: "What's the last word in 8 airplanes?" Ted: "Jump!" * ** Gi! ls when they went out to swim, Ouce dressed like Mother H,ubbard, Now they have a bolder whim: They dress more like her cupboard. -The Johnsonian. t * * * I At the height of the sermon, the colored reverend paused and P said, "We will now take the col- t lection, an' I want to say thars a s man in here dats bin running roun a wif anudder man's wife ifen he t doi't put $5.00 in de plate, I'se gwine to call his name out to the c brothers an' sisters." ' And when the money was i counted there were eleven five dol- I !r bills in the plate, and a two dollar bill with a note pitned to it saying, "Keep yo mouf shut and I'll pay the rest Satidy." -Clemson Tiger. ead than ty in pi PARK N45W ...FOT SUPPLY..PLI IUM-TIPPED TROL" . .. 9 ch a pen! It's made neew and for example, extra fast and ou can see the er-lasting sup rry about this' >t an exam! I" has "AerO arded against tudes. aning. There's try in the New dealer's today >u. The Parker ,Wisconsin,~ ida. oarkher Pea opsaa Engineer Jobs 4re Available For Graduates The U. S. Civil Service Commis ion. has announced that applica ions for engineer positions paying 2,974 a year, located 'at Wright 'ield, near Dayton, Ohio, will be ceepted until March 31, 1949. No written test is required for hese positions which are in re earch and development work in he field of aviation. To qualify, .pplicants must have completed a ull 4-year engineering curriculum Lading to a bachelor's degree in eronautical, mechanical, or elec rical engineering. Applications will be accepted rom students who expect to com llete the required study not later han June 30. 1949. The maximum ,ge limit for the jobs, waived for ersons entitlea to veteran prefer nee, is 35 years. Interested persons may obtain etailed information and applica ion forms from most first and econd-class post offices, and from ,ivil Service regional offices. Applications should be sent to he executive secretary, Board of J. S. Civil Service Examiners, leadquarters. Air Materiel com niand, MCAXCB, Wright-Patter on Air Force Base, Dayton, Ohio. University Chorus ?lans Only Local 'rips This Term The university glee club, under he direction of Prof. Robert Van )oren, will not go on tour this pring. The chorus will make everal one-day trips away from he campus, but will not go on its nnual three-day tour. Perform nces are scheduled for Sumter nd Florence. The reason the chorus cannot go n tour is financial difficulties. ['he chorus is buying new robes Lnd will not have enough money eft to conduct a tour. No fame I crave before my eye, A simple goal I ,keep, I hope just once before I die To get sufficient sleep. e. V e r.. 0-FILL FILLER . .. VISIBLE INK -OLASS5 RESERVOIR .. . PLATHEN 'OINN . . . "'AERO-METRIC CON. DTHER IMPORTAN1 ADVANCE ODK Point System Below is the point system for Omicron Delta Kappa for 1949. Full details concerning eligibility requirements in this honor fraternity are printed at right. In addition to the points listed below, the Carolina chapter (Chi Circle) may at its own discretion (and by a three-fourths majority) award additional points for work of exceptional distinction in any of the seven divisions of extra-curricular activities. A maximum of 20 points may be given in each division, not to exceed, however, the maximum number bf points allowed in each division. 1. Scholarship Points Member of Phi Beta Kappa .. ....... . 50 Member of Wig and Robe .......... . . 30 Departmental Scholarship . ........... . 25 B-Plus average per term . . ....... . 5 (Not more than 60 points) 2. Athletics Captain or co-captain in major sports 15 Letter in major sports . 20 Second letter in major sports 15 Third letter in major sports 10 Manager in major sport 10 Assistant manager in major sport 10 Captain or co-captain in minor sport 10 Letter in minor sport 15 Second letter in minor sport 10 Third letter in minor sport . 5 Manager in minor sport 10 Freshman captain in major sport 10 Freshman numeral in major sport 10 Freshman manager in major sport 10 President of Block "C" 20 Treasurer of Block "C" 10 President of Minor Block "C" 10 Treasurer of Minor Block "C" 5 Membership on intramural championship team 10 Membership on runner-up team 5 (Not more than 50 points) 3. Religious President of YMCA 40 Treasurer of YMCA 20 Other officers of YMCA 15 Member Y Cabinet (except officers) 10 President Sophomore YMCA 15 Other members Sophomore Y cabinet 5 President Freshman YMCA 15 Other members Freshman Y cabinet 5 President of Carolina Christian Service Club 20 Minor officers and committee ch#irmen, CCSC 15 President of Major )enominational Gr6up 20 Vice-president and Secretary-Treasurer of Major - Denominationai Group 5 Member of Vespers Committee (per year) 5 (Not more than 60 points) 4. Publications Editor of Garnet a!nd Black . . . 50 Business Manager of Garnet and Black 30 Associate editor of Garnet and Black 25 Departmental -editors of Garnet and Black 10 Contributing members G&B staff (Business or Editorial) 5 Editor of Gamecock . 50 Managing editor of Gamecock 30 Business manager of Gamecock 30 Assistant business manager of Gamecock 10 Departmental editor of Gamecock Gamecock columnist 10 Contributing members Gamecock staff (Husiness or Editorial) 5 Editor of Carolina Review . 25 Managing editor of Carolina Review 15 i)epartmentai contributing editor of Carolina Review ..10 Business manager of Carolina Review . 15 Contributing member- of staff. Carolina Reviewv 5 Editor of the Freshman Handbook ' 10 Editor of Law Quarterly 25 Business manager of Law Quarterly 15 Associate editor of Law Quarterly 15 Other staff members of Law Quarterly .10 Member Editorial Board of Law Quarterly, not staff member 5 Member of University Board of Publications 5 (Not more than 60 points) 5. St udent Body and Class Ofcr President of the Student Body 5 First Vice-president of Student Body 3 Secretary of the Student Body 3 President of the Senior Class 3 Minor officer of Senior Class 1 President of Junior Class 2 Minor officer of Jun~ior Class 1 President of Sophomore Class 2 Minor officer of Sophomore Class 1 President of Freshman Class 2 Minor officer' of Freshman Class . 1 Presient o Law ederiionrs PATRNE'SUNIERSIY QULIT CLEANRS an DYER PRESSNG WHLE YO WAI HAVE YUR GDs DYE MAKE GRMENT WATE REPELLEN WE 1) ALTEATION 1209Pendeto Stret Clumia, .2C Phone3-344 Leadership Announce Q Needed For The Carolina chapters of Blue Key and Omicron Delta Kappa, national honor leadership frater nities, ha'e announced plans to tap new members soon. Blue Key has elected its quota and will send out bids' within the next few days, while ODK has set noon April 9 as the deadline for applications for membership. Candidates for Blue Key must have the following qualifications: (1) successfully completed two years of college work, (2) have a scholastic average better than all men's averages at Carolina (ap proximately a C-plus) and (3) show character, leadership abil ity and have a previous record of service to the univ.ersity. . Minimum requirements for con sideration for membership in ODK are: (1) show outstanding charac Minor officer of Law Federal Elected member of Student C (Not more th 6. Si President of Social Fraternit., Treasurer of Social Fraternit Vice-President and Recording Social Fraternity President of Men's Independer Treasurer of Men's Independe Vice-President and Secretary ( President of Interfraternity C Minor officer and Rush Chair Council Member of Interfraternity Co President and Treasurer of th Other officer of German Club President and Treasurer of C Other officer of Cotillion Clu (Not more th 7. Ge Head cheerleader Cheerleader, assistant Chairman of Honor Council Member of Honor Council Member of Honor Board Chairman of committee of La) Honorary awards ......... President of honorary profess Minor officer of honorary proj Member of honorary professif President of KSK Recording Secretary of KSK Other member of KSK Lieutenant in Naval ROTC Lieutenant (jg) in NROTC Ensign in NROTC Membership in Championship Captain of Pistol and Rifle te Membership in Pistol and Rift President and Treasurer of C< President of Literary Society Vice-President, Secretary and Literary Sooiety Program Chairman of Literar President of International Re Membership on Debating Tear Membership on Debating Tean President of University Chori Business manager of Universi President of Boosters Club Vice-President, Secretary and Chairman, Student-Faculty RE Elected member of Student-Fl -(Not more tha THE RICI FAMOUS FOR HOM Hours -- Monday A BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER Special Discount on 1619 GREE VLM SOX'S STE --Specijali $1.00 Short And Sam 723 Saluda Fraternities ualifications, Hembership ter, (2) junior standing, (3) have a C-pluis avetage and (4) 100 points as evaluated by the ODK point system which is printed in full on left.. ODK will elect its new members April 12 and the tapping ceremony will take place April 13 at frater nity song fest. Applications should be given to Bill Hutchinson, presi dent, or sent to him at Box 1901 campus mail. Other officers are Ramon Schwartz, Jr., vice president; Charlie Gasque, secretary; and Ralph Lewis, faculty advisor. Blue Key officers are Sol Abrams, president; Bill Keith, vice president; Willie Heustess, record ing secretary; Carroll Gilliam, cor responding secretary; Ken Bald win, Jr., alumni secretary; and Charles F. Mercer, faculty advisor. ion . 10 :>uncil 15 an 60 points) >cial 25 20 Secretary of 10 its 25 nts 20 f Men's Independents 10 Duncil 10 'man or Interfraternity 5 incil 5 3 Germah Club 10 5 otillion Club 10 ., 5 Fkn 40 points) neral 15 20 15 -5 v Federation 10 15 ional group 15 'essional group 10 nal group 5 30 20 10 25 20 15 drill platoon 5 am 10 a team 5 )mpass and Chart 15 25 Treasurer of 10 Society 15 ations Club ~ .10 n (first year) .15 (after first year) 10 is 20 ty Chorus .20 15 I'reasur*er of Boosters Club 5 lations Committee . 5 culty Relations Committee 5 mn 60 points) - E HOUSE E-COOKED) MEALS M. thru Sat. Noon 7:15 to 8:45. 12:00'to 1:45 5:45 to 7:30 Tickets to Students hi STREET llT AK HOUSE zing In STEAKS Orders idwiches